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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Kalli posted:

The rest of that 10:

50: Marcus Mariota QB, Titans

49: Jadeveon Clowney DE, Texans

48: Jordy Nelson WR, Packers

47: Trent Williams LT, Redskins

46: Michael Bennett DE, Seahawks

45: Larry Fitzgerald WR, Cardinals

44: Cam Newton QB, Panthers

43: Marshal Yanda OG, Ravens

42: Jarvis Landry WR, Dolphins

41: Devonta Freeman HB, Falcons

I like Cam, but...uh. You might want to check out his 2016 again before ranking him there.

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Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013
I know the top 100 list is kinda trash but Yanda and Williams got hosed

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Kalli posted:

The rest of that 10:

50: Marcus Mariota QB, Titans

Nods

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Grittybeard posted:

I like Cam, but...uh. You might want to check out his 2016 again before ranking him there.

didn't someone say like a week ago that the top 80 had like 15 qbs in it?

larry being on there is cool

AsInHowe
Jan 11, 2007

red winged angel

Eifert Posting posted:

Meanwhile I just remembered Andrew Billings is from "we consider sexual assault a team building exercise" Baylor.



Purge all Baptists.

Bad Baptists: Southern Baptists, which include Baylor, Liberty, most racist conservatives

Good Baptists: American Baptists, which include Martin Luther King Jr.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/869376108231237632


I think he's my favorit dolphin

those highlights man

so gritty but he's black?

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

Ehud posted:

https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/869376108231237632


I think he's my favorit dolphin

those highlights man

so gritty but he's black?

He's my favorite non-Steeler

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

MY NIGGA D-LINK posted:

He's my favorite non-Steeler

:hellyeah:

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Jarvis Landry owns and I liked him more than Beckham when they were both at LSU.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
Dalton was 40ish last year and won't make the list this year.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Here are some Jarvis Landry things I like





hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Do we know when they voted on this list

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Kalli posted:

49: Jadeveon Clowney DE, Texans

Mack is definitely going to be higher but I'll take it!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

big money big clit posted:

Here are some Jarvis Landry things I like







It is a crime that so many good offensive players were sentenced to play for Les Miles in college.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Was Mettenberger even trying to have those caught or was he throwing it away and got lucky

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

No Irish Need Imply posted:

Dalton was 40ish last year and won't make the list this year.

He is #14 i believe. how do they decide which #14 gets to have it on the list. actually

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Grittybeard posted:

It is a crime that so many good offensive players were sentenced to play for Les Miles in college.

It's weird how much offensive talent Les Miles could recruit, yet he never found a QB worth a poo poo.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Nolan Carroll got arrested for DWI...

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Raku posted:

Was Mettenberger even trying to have those caught or was he throwing it away and got lucky

He's the kind of guy that likes to just reach out there and feel things out.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Benne posted:

It's weird how much offensive talent Les Miles could recruit, yet he never found a QB worth a poo poo.

Ryan Perrilloux was good, just a loving moron.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







whiteyfats posted:

Ryan Perrilloux was good, just a loving moron.

What'd he ever do at Jacksonville state?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FizFashizzle posted:

What'd he ever do at Jacksonville state?

gently caress up continuously?

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

second round + kicker

I'll be impressed if they wind up outright cutting him. It's obvious the pressure of being drafted so high and all eyes being on him hosed with his head. No excuse for missing kicks in OTAs though. He probably wasn't in full pads and didn't have a defense trying to kill him. Those should be gimmies. Maybe he can figure it out on another team.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Benne posted:

It's weird how much offensive talent Les Miles could recruit, yet he never found a QB worth a poo poo.

Well, he kept recruiting dual threat spread guys and trying to have them run an offense that was under center in I formation 90 percent of the time, and the other 10 percent was when he'd have them run a dumb speed option to the short side of the field...

So maybe those guys could have been alright if they'd been playing for someone other than Les Miles.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Landry ended a dude's career with an illegal hit, which is either rad or lovely depending on how you feel about those things i guess

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Landry ended a dude's career with an illegal hit, which is either rad or lovely depending on how you feel about those things i guess

When did that happen?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Paxton Lynch took some reps in OTAs and uh he isn't looking good

https://twitter.com/tilerwhyte/stat...nt-paxton-lynch

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

No Butt Stuff posted:

When did that happen?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Eli Wiggum posted:

Paxton Lynch took some reps in OTAs and uh he isn't looking good


That looks pretty much how I expected it to.

edit:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755666&pagenumber=22&perpage=40#post455103721

:smuggo:

Also lol, given what they did in this year's draft:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755666&pagenumber=22&perpage=40#post455125862

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 17:25 on May 30, 2017

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

Jonathan Fisk posted:

Landry ended a dude's career with an illegal hit, which is either rad or lovely depending on how you feel about those things i guess

is it illegal to put your shoulder into the helmet of a defender on a crack block? looks cheap but legal to me

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
actually it doesn't even look cheap, it's a good block on a DB who should have been more aware on the play

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

I guess the nfl feels differently, given the penalty and the fine

WinnebagoWarrior
Apr 8, 2009

I eat Rotheseburgehergh's like you for breakfast

Jonathan Fisk posted:

I guess the nfl feels differently, given the penalty and the fine

Yeah, I don't know the exact rules that govern this situation, but leaving your feet to hit a guy in the face with your shoulder certainly SEEMS like an illegal hit

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

I'm going to be less subtle and just say motherfuck Jarvis Landry.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eli Wiggum posted:

Paxton Lynch took some reps in OTAs and uh he isn't looking good

https://twitter.com/tilerwhyte/stat...nt-paxton-lynch

Looks like RDMangles is a Broncos fan for another season

Saucer Crab
Apr 3, 2009




Asproigerosis posted:

My philadelphia eagles have :woop:5:woop: west virginia university of the state of west virginia on the roster right now. Only 2 of them are decent enough to be on the 53 man roster, but I am very excited to see my favorite team have players from my favorite team.

Gene Smith is going to lead the Giants to a 5th Super Bowl win after Eli somehow manages to get injured, just like fellow WVU alum the Hos did before him.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
He was fined 24k for illegal shot to the helmet

So not exactly some huge illegal move

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/NFLSTROUD/status/869616553565835265

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Is the Glazer family still universally hated or did they do something to make themselves more palatable?

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Doug Farrar wrote up an analysis (okay, fine, it's a ranking) of each team's receiving core:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...tm_campaign=nfl

1. Patriots
2. Buccaneers
3. Raiders
4. Giants
5. Falcons
6. Packers
7. Chargers
8. Dolphins
9. Steelers
10. Cowboys
11. Seahawks
12. Jaguars
13. Bengals
14. Lions
15. Broncos
16. Chiefs
17. Eagles
18. Vikings
19. Texans
20. Panthers
21. Bills
22. Titans
23. Colts
24. Saints
25. Cardinals
26. Washington
27. Browns
28. 49ers
29. Ravens
30. Rams
31. Bears
32. Jets

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