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quidditch it and quit it
Oct 11, 2012


gently caress this quick play bullshit, spent half an hour and played zero games. I'm "dan de la peche" on PS4 if anyone wants to send an invite.

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The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
And then Chad wrecks the car, Jason teleports in, and Chad hauls rear end to the cops, leaving Chubs, Kim and Mason to be rent asunder.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Scalding Coffee posted:

I have those perks and they don't work.

That sucks for you cuz mine do. I take 8 or 9 hits with throwing knives from Jason to put Adam into limp mode.

I get double sprays on healing cans.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

ComposerGuy posted:

Composerguy's Jason Tips:
- Don't forget about Stalk. It's very, very useful for confusing people about your location.
Echoing this and someone's earlier advice about using Stalk when counselors are holed up in a cabin and aware of your presence: let them see you start to walk away, then hit Stalk and go around a corner. Listen to their footsteps and they'll likely hop out a window as soon as they think it's safe, but you're two feet away.

Probably one of the more fun ways to take someone down as Jason.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


MazelTovCocktail posted:

Please (and this is to everyone with the good goon stories) start recording these things. Besides that weird RobotRaptor dude watching Twitch streams is painfully unfunny.

Omhwrecker on YouTube has some solid games of it. And his friends are funny.

Biff Rockgroin
Jun 17, 2005

Go to commercial!


I'm playing on PS4, how the hell do I pick a counselor? It always just randomly assigns me.

VolticSurge
Jul 23, 2013

Just your friendly neighborhood photobomb raptor.



LionArcher posted:

Omhwrecker on YouTube has some solid games of it. And his friends are funny.

Seconding this. Although H20 Delirious' shrieking can get grating, if you low tolerance for that kinda thing.

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

VolticSurge posted:

Seconding this. Although H20 Delirious' shrieking can get grating, if you low tolerance for that kinda thing.

With Delirious at least it seems genuine. He has the voice for it.

Bryce is the one that gets on my nervs because it often does come off as something he puts on instead of it being genuine most of the time.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Biff Rockgroin posted:

I'm playing on PS4, how the hell do I pick a counselor? It always just randomly assigns me.

Move cursor to the list of people's screen names

Move up/down to you

Click right once for camper

Hit x

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Grey Fox posted:

Echoing this and someone's earlier advice about using Stalk when counselors are holed up in a cabin and aware of your presence: let them see you start to walk away, then hit Stalk and go around a corner. Listen to their footsteps and they'll likely hop out a window as soon as they think it's safe, but you're two feet away.

Probably one of the more fun ways to take someone down as Jason.

Had one Jason who apparently was waiting inside one of the larger cabins with stalk on. He waited for everyone in my 3 man group to crawl inside and lock the door before rage bursting through the thin wall like a murderous Kool-Aid Man and grabbing the unlucky person who was heading past it to open a drawer. That was easily the most pants-making GBS threads moment that I have experienced in this game and the 3 of us commended him on that afterwards.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Jason pro tip for the first 4 minutes:

teleport to power boxes and break them with interaction key, not attack

trap the power box

break doors until teleport regenerates

repeat

You can wreak more havoc with campers terrified. Use these pre-shift minutes wisely. You're too slow to kill anyone yet. Slow and steady wins the race.

SilverSupernova posted:

Had one Jason who apparently was waiting inside one of the larger cabins with stalk on. He waited for everyone in my 3 man group to crawl inside and lock the door before rage bursting through the thin wall like a murderous Kool-Aid Man and grabbing the unlucky person who was heading past it to open a drawer. That was easily the most pants-making GBS threads moment that I have experienced in this game and the 3 of us commended him on that afterwards.

Holy piss.

That's genius.

Evil Badman
Aug 19, 2006

Skills include:
EIGHT-FOOT VERTICAL LEAP

Trap the outdoor map board to catch some newer players.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

SilverSupernova posted:

Had one Jason who apparently was waiting inside one of the larger cabins with stalk on. He waited for everyone in my 3 man group to crawl inside and lock the door before rage bursting through the thin wall like a murderous Kool-Aid Man and grabbing the unlucky person who was heading past it to open a drawer. That was easily the most pants-making GBS threads moment that I have experienced in this game and the 3 of us commended him on that afterwards.

That's fantastic.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Also, trap the boat dock.

Between the trap noise and the clanking of boat repair you should have ample time to teleport right to the dock and enjoy a camper buffet line.

Bonus: if you have a throw move their corpse can possibly drop the gas or propeller into the water

404notfound
Mar 5, 2006

stop staring at me

LionArcher posted:

Omhwrecker on YouTube has some solid games of it. And his friends are funny.

Watching Ohmwrecker play the beta over the holidays when visiting my friends in LA is how I got into the game. Just as much fun playing it myself.

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Throwing knife tips: They have real physics to them and will start to angle down after a period of flight, if you want to hit counselors at a distance you need to aim above them, I've been sniping the gently caress out of people with them and its hilarious, its even funnier with stalk because people see the knife sticking out of them and have no clue what the gently caress is happening, one time they started blaming the guy next to them telling them to be more careful. :newlol:

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Alteisen posted:

Throwing knife tips: They have real physics to them and will start to angle down after a period of flight, if you want to hit counselors at a distance you need to aim above them, I've been sniping the gently caress out of people with them and its hilarious, its even funnier with stalk because people see the knife sticking out of them and have no clue what the gently caress is happening, one time they started blaming the guy next to them telling them to be more careful. :newlol:

the way the camera switches to jason's shoulder throws me the gently caress off every time. i have lost so many knives in cabin walls just trying to quick throw and getting the corner.

Unbalanced
Sep 29, 2005
Had a game last night where I spawned in the cabin with the fuse, the cabin next to it had both the phone and the Jarvis summoning radio, and a Deborah player was with me. A little ways down the road was the four-seater, and the battery was in the cabin next to it and the keys were in the cabin next to that.

Sometimes it's tough being Jason.

Sea Lily
Aug 5, 2007

Everything changes, Pit.
Even gods.

How do you know which Jason trap got set off? I feel like I'm missing something obvious.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

Kelp Plankton posted:

How do you know which Jason trap got set off? I feel like I'm missing something obvious.

They show up on the map but... I've never had anyone caught in a trap that I wasn't already looking at.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Kelp Plankton posted:

How do you know which Jason trap got set off? I feel like I'm missing something obvious.

you don't, unfortunately, but most times people only trap one or two key positions before either running out of traps or getting distracted by other priorities.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Unbalanced posted:

Sometimes it's tough being Jason.

Had this happen to me last night. 4 people escaped in under 2 minutes because everything for the 4 seater was basically right in front of it. I was busy killing a counselor on the other side of the map and I noticed the car driving away when I went to morph.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Unbalanced posted:

Had a game last night where I spawned in the cabin with the fuse, the cabin next to it had both the phone and the Jarvis summoning radio, and a Deborah player was with me. A little ways down the road was the four-seater, and the battery was in the cabin next to it and the keys were in the cabin next to that.

Sometimes it's tough being Jason.

if i were that jason i would have immediately seen that a car and the phone were next to each other, morphed to the power box feeding the phone, killed the power, and scared the gently caress out of you all before you could search your second cabin.

...it still would've been tough being jason. :(

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Coolguye posted:

you don't, unfortunately, but most times people only trap one or two key positions before either running out of traps or getting distracted by other priorities.

actually speaking of traps, do we know how to handle the fuckers short of stepping in it like a dork and using a first aid spray afterward

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

Coolguye posted:

actually speaking of traps, do we know how to handle the fuckers short of stepping in it like a dork and using a first aid spray afterward

Crouch near it with a pocket knife

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Its down to me (as Jenny) and an AJ. The two-seater car has already left but AJ managed to call the cops while I distracted Jason. I then took Jason on an INTENSE POWER-WALKING SESSION through some woods, loving dropping his rear end with a pipe wrench when I needed to regen stamina. The pipe wrench owns, always take the pipe wrench.

AJ later had her face replaced with a spear and I casually strolled off to the cops after shooting Jason with a shotgun some irresponsible camper left lying in the middle of the street.

Danger - Octopus!
Apr 20, 2008


Nap Ghost
Had my first game as Chad. Started really near a cabin that turned out to have the propellor and a map, so I promptly headed for the boat. While I was fixing the propellor, someone else filled the boat with gas.

So obviously I immediately jumped in the boat and escaped after about 3 minutes of game time, leaving the person who had brought the gas on the jetty.

CHAD OUT

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Had my first game as Chad. Started really near a cabin that turned out to have the propellor and a map, so I promptly headed for the boat. While I was fixing the propellor, someone else filled the boat with gas.

So obviously I immediately jumped in the boat and escaped after about 3 minutes of game time, leaving the person who had brought the gas on the jetty.

CHAD OUT

Did you use voice comms to yell at them for being a poor?

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I had a game last night where I had the fuse to fix the phone, but Jason was right outside my cabin. I let him get inside, then bait him into chasing me the wrong way around the cabin so I'd have time to install the fuse(thank god I was AJ and he was a no run Jason).

THEN, I dive back into the house with the phone and start making the call but Jason is inside now and bashing down the inner door that separates the kitchen with the phone from the rest of the cabin. The call finishes literally fractions of a second before Jason grabs me and kills me. I was greeted by cheers from the few people who were already dead once I was in spectator mode, they told me that they were amazed by my heroic sacrifice.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



Rolled the perk that gives you a map at the start of the match. That with the light foot perk and the one that makes you invisible to Jason in sense mode are amazing with AJ and the girl with glasses.

Played a match today where I made it to the boat with gas, propeller already there. Jumped in and started heading towards the bridge calling on the walkie for everyone to get down to the bridge.

Jason appears and drowns me.

I come back as Tommy. Everyone is spread out and heading for the car, but I see two heading for the boat. I head towards them assuming Jason is right around them. I get to the shore, they bail out of the boat and swim away. I'm confused and then Jason appears behind me and knocks my head off.

I've had one game as Tommy where I almost saved everyone :(

E.G.G.S.
Apr 15, 2006

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Had my first game as Chad. Started really near a cabin that turned out to have the propellor and a map, so I promptly headed for the boat. While I was fixing the propellor, someone else filled the boat with gas.

So obviously I immediately jumped in the boat and escaped after about 3 minutes of game time, leaving the person who had brought the gas on the jetty.

CHAD OUT

I just had the same Chad situation. I was Chad, put the gas in the boat, couldn't find the other part, notice someone else is coming towards the dock but sprinting. They have the propeller. They install it. The VHS tracking effect happens holy moly Jason is at the deck. I jump into the boat start and immediately take off, other person jumps into the water and is grabbed by Jason giving me ample time to escape and think about my parents bigger better boat

They sent me a well deserved "oval office" message later. .

Attack on Princess
Dec 15, 2008

To yolo rolls! The cause and solution to all problems!
I just had a Chad moment.

I arrived at the boat carrying the propeller. Another Chad was milling around the area, he had filled it with fuel. I got the engine fixed, and we jockeyed over the drivers seat for a hot second. I pressed the USE button the best, and got in, and the other Chad begged "Hey man, let me on too, please, man, com'on, man." I tried to ditch him, but the boat didn't start fast enough. Result, two Chads in a boat. There was no way that could lead to anything good.

And it didn't, because Jason appeared on the beach, having heard our noisy repairs. I instantly panicked. He was part 3 Jason, but I didn't want to risk being in the lake even with his slower movement. I steered the boat close to shore, trying to get out while the other Chad yelled desperately "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GO GO GO GO!! NO NO NO! THE OTHER WAY!"

I couldn't figure out how to dismount at speed, so I rammed the boat on to the beach. It was stranded, smoke was everywhere, objective failed. The boat would never sail again. "WHAT THE gently caress, MAN!?" was the last I heard from the other Chad as I sprinted deep into the woods. Well, technically the last I heard was his death gurgle seconds later.

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.
CHAD
IS
RAD

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!
for future reference, the boat at full speed is almost exactly the same speed as a slower water speed jason.

that said, i am glad you did not know this because i love that story <3

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Danger - Octopus! posted:

Had my first game as Chad. Started really near a cabin that turned out to have the propellor and a map, so I promptly headed for the boat. While I was fixing the propellor, someone else filled the boat with gas.

So obviously I immediately jumped in the boat and escaped after about 3 minutes of game time, leaving the person who had brought the gas on the jetty.

CHAD OUT

This guy gets it.

The Chad waits for no man.

e: 2 and 3 Jasons swim at human speed. Boat escapes are possible against them.

The Anime Liker fucked around with this message at 22:29 on May 30, 2017

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Donnerberg posted:

And it didn't, because Jason appeared on the beach, having heard our noisy repairs. I instantly panicked. He was part 3 Jason, but I didn't want to risk being in the lake even with his slower movement. I steered the boat close to shore, trying to get out while the other Chad yelled desperately "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? GO GO GO GO!! NO NO NO! THE OTHER WAY!"

As a slow Jason, I managed to get the last counselor because for some bizarre reason he ran away from the cops. He was at the fork in the road at Crystal Lake where you can run left to the police or right to the rest of the map, and even though the cops were visible he ran to the right. Judging from the dialogue after the match ended, every dead and escaped person was yelling the whole time.

BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.
The boat is honestly the worst escape route, I'll rather wait out the night than use it because you are 100% screwed with how fast some Jasons are in the water.

And that's without morph. There's also the fact you can't see Jason underwater and that when he whacks the boat, you both fall out and are super vulnerable in the water where you can't fight back in any way and could be miles away from land. It's bad.

BillBear fucked around with this message at 22:33 on May 30, 2017

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
That's why it's the easiest way out.

Because if the Jason is paying attention, you are hosed.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Can you swim to the water exit?

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BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.

MacheteZombie posted:

Can you swim to the water exit?

Nope.

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