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TildeATH
Oct 21, 2010

by Lowtax
Tens of thousands of likes.

C O V F E F E C O N Q U E R S A L L

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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
"kawv-FEH-feh," not "kōv-FEEF"

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Covfefe? Oh my god it all makes sense now. There's still time to save Cleveland!

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
cove fee fee

logger
Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat
This covfefe business has given me a sense for what the Trump communications director's duties were.

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty
I was saying cahv-fee-fee

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/ThatGuyZo/status/869777085723750400

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Jesus christ I never imagined that the kakistocracy would give us so many and such fine memes

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

dehumanize yourself and face to covfefe

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Debate & Discussion > Trump Thread II: covfefe

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

"kawv-FEH-feh," not "kōv-FEEF"

[leans into mic] Wrong.

fake edit: The longer this tweet stays undeleted the more hilarious everything is going to be in the morning, right? Like if he just hit the Tweet button accidentally he'd have deleted it or at least typed out the thing he meant to say in the first place. But now the most likely scenarios are he's stroking out on the bathroom floor, or an aide physically slapped the phone out of his hands and it smashed in a million pieces, or he really believes in covfefe, and any of those would make for a great press conference.

ought ten fucked around with this message at 05:55 on May 31, 2017

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This is hurting trump's cov fee fees

say no to scurvy
Nov 29, 2008

It is always Scurvy Prevention Week.
Hands off my health covfefe!

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
It has 27k retweets now, which is higher than almost every one of his tweets recently, in 45 minutes :lol:

Dirt
May 26, 2003

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/869777832670638081

WeRateDogs is making GBS threads on the president.


It's all downhill from here

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

empty whippet box posted:

https://twitter.com/bethnakamura/status/869676455944310784

I don't know if they're still trying, but I saw alt-righters trying to claim this guy was antifa / a bernie supporter after the stabbing, so :lol:

Jesus came back fat and racist.

Easy Salmon Recipe
Jan 10, 2017

empty whippet box posted:

https://twitter.com/bethnakamura/status/869676455944310784

I don't know if they're still trying, but I saw alt-righters trying to claim this guy was antifa / a bernie supporter after the stabbing, so :lol:

They've been claiming he's a crisis actor or something now. So this is just him playing his role, in their rotting little "minds".

empty whippet box posted:

can't wait to hear this hot take unironically from a republican

Seen it.

http://twitter.com/ResistingTheSys/status/869227380228972545

http://twitter.com/truth_offensive/status/869326211956318208

http://twitter.com/its_a_trapppp/status/868554764069601281

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/869777833534660608

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

TremorX fucked around with this message at 06:03 on May 31, 2017

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
For those who know the Ontario Science Centre:

https://youtu.be/1A-L47cUnmY

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004

empty whippet box posted:

It has 27k retweets now, which is higher than almost every one of his tweets recently, in 45 minutes :lol:

It's a profound tweet.

Despite the negative media coverage, [absolutely nothing]

maskenfreiheit
Dec 30, 2004

Rust Martialis posted:

For those who know the Ontario Science Centre:

https://youtu.be/1A-L47cUnmY

I just want some timbits and a bathroom key

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Easy Salmon Recipe posted:

They've been claiming he's a crisis actor or something now. So this is just him playing his role, in their rotting little "minds".


Seen it.

http://twitter.com/ResistingTheSys/status/869227380228972545

http://twitter.com/truth_offensive/status/869326211956318208

http://twitter.com/its_a_trapppp/status/868554764069601281

god drat humans are loving terrible


If this were true it'd be down by now, surely even in this situation someone would have contacted him in some way to tell him to take it the gently caress down

e: pretty sure it's his most RT'd/fav'd tweet ever at this point. One hour in. :lol:

empty whippet box fucked around with this message at 06:09 on May 31, 2017

Raylen
Aug 1, 2003

You just killed the nice deranged chick from the juice bar that I was gonna score with someday maybe!
Pillbug

:perfect:

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

empty whippet box posted:

It has 27k retweets now, which is higher than almost every one of his tweets recently, in 45 minutes :lol:

You know what this means.
He's going to keep doing it.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Truly, today is the day he became Presfefe.

https://twitter.com/MerriamWebster/status/869782666572443648

sexpot
Nov 12, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
E: Whoops, never mind!

TheOneAndOnlyT
Dec 18, 2005

Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.
Eh, it's no Bqhatevwr.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

The Lone Badger posted:

You know what this means.
He's going to keep doing it.

President incomprehensible.

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Over 1 hour.

Is nobody actually capable of accessing that account from other device?

What's a rational explanation for this being up for so long? Someone that works in the WH MUST have seen it by now.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Coh-feef

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Mr. Nemo posted:

Over 1 hour.

Is nobody actually capable of accessing that account from other device?

What's a rational explanation for this being up for so long? Someone that works in the WH MUST have seen it by now.
It's painfully obvious nobody gives a poo poo about him anymore. If he looks like an idiot then whatever.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


The V is silent

because it got paid off after he grabbed it

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


This is worse than the dress.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I want to buy a controlling share of Twitter then ban him.

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

:nws: oh my god he's dead :nws:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Jun 1, 2017

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Someone else click and report back.

JUST MAKING CHILI
Feb 14, 2008

Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

A++ click

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

it's proof that he's dead

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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Rust Martialis posted:

Someone else click and report back.

Embrace the covfefe and click it, you coward.

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