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It's not the crime, it's the covfefe-up
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May 31, 2017 08:23
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Imagine if Obama tweeted out nonsense. Fox News wouldn't shut up about how a black man who can't read is unfit to serve.
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May 31, 2017 08:23
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So which cabinet members will join Pence when he invokes the 25th amendment tomorrow? Rex is a shoo in. Perry's been quiet but I think he's in too. The wildcard is Sonny Perdue imo
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May 31, 2017 08:25
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covfefe and everything but gently caress, a lot of people died in this kabul bombing https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/869815118682628096
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May 31, 2017 08:25
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Oh my loving god the pepes are trying to hijack #covfefe... ...to spam about Seth Rich.
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May 31, 2017 08:26
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canepazzo posted:Oh my loving god the pepes are trying to hijack #covfefe... It's not going to work, covfefe is too strong
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May 31, 2017 08:28
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Booyah- posted:covfefe and everything but gently caress, a lot of people died in this kabul bombing Realtalk, true or not this is the emergency that will be cited as why trump couldn't finish his tweet
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May 31, 2017 08:29
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TildeATH posted:Please let him be somewhere official where he gets to talk and talk and talk. Look, he's required to wear at least 0 flair. What do you think of a person who only does the bare minimum? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJtrLKGZZFg&hd=1 The minimum number prisoners he's supposed to kill is also 0 but some people really put their all into their work, unlike you.
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May 31, 2017 08:30
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What if.. and bear with me a minute here... what if that actually was Trump's head?
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May 31, 2017 08:45
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Friends, I'm interested in choosing only the finest covfefe beans for my cup tomorrow morning. Any suggestions?
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May 31, 2017 08:46
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FourLeaf posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288  Up to 93K retweets and 117K likes for a mildly funny (to non-Trumpers) obvious mistake that will likely be deleted by the morning. No bots, no bots, you're the bots!
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May 31, 2017 08:49
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paperwind posted:Friends, I'm interested in choosing only the finest covfefe beans for my cup tomorrow morning. Any suggestions? Eat some whole, unroasted beans being careful not to chew them at all. Eventually they'll come out the other side. Grind, brew with piss, and drink the best covfefe you'll ever have.
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May 31, 2017 08:50
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ought ten posted:Realtalk, true or not this is the emergency that will be cited as why trump couldn't finish his tweet Nope. You're forgetting that people don't care about Afghanistan.
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May 31, 2017 08:50
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Night10194 posted:Didn't his lawyers start begging him not to tweet, too? So he a doctorate of law now so why she listen to those assholes? HE IS THE LAAAAHHHWW!
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May 31, 2017 08:51
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He's almost certainly alive because like half of his admin would have leaked it by now if he wasn't.
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May 31, 2017 08:56
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empty whippet box posted:https://twitter.com/bethnakamura/status/869676455944310784 It's the most masterful psyops ever! He was willing to stab every non-christian and non-white person in the entire world just to wipe out the Nazis by showing everyone their sick hatred of other religions and races. So sad we had to sacrifice all the non-whites and non-christians before we finally wiped out racial and religious bigotry.
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May 31, 2017 08:57
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Trabisnikof posted:Nope. You're forgetting that people don't care about Afghanistan. Cold comfort when I drown in rightwing crocodile tears tomorrow
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May 31, 2017 09:00
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empty whippet box posted:can't wait to hear this hot take unironically from a republican Not sure what you mean with this... Free speech is pretty clear, you can say whatever you want. If you don't like it then gently caress you but don't you dare talk back to me when I'm free speeching you motherfucker or I will carve out your loving heart and feed it to you through your own rear end in a top hat!
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May 31, 2017 09:02
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:"kawv-FEH-feh," not "kōv-FEEF" No records survived the purification of 2017 except a cryptic message carved into a tree: COVFEFE
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Negative press covfefe = TV foe, face revenge piss!
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May 31, 2017 09:05
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Trabisnikof posted:Nope. You're forgetting that people don't care about Afghanistan. Well, no, most people actually don't, but that won't stop hacks from using this as an excuse for the sitting president being publicly caught on Twitter with his pants throughly balls deep down in his own childish ego in the middle of the event. And when that happens, their reasoning will be even more mixed-up than my metaphor, but people wearing Trump Brand koolaid pitchers as space helmets will nod along to it like it's G-d's own truth, because covfefe is actually 11d chess, you see. Edit: not a 'Nothing Matters' post, but basically this: ought ten posted:Cold comfort when I drown in rightwing crocodile tears tomorrow Stato-Masochist fucked around with this message at 09:20 on May 31, 2017 |
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May 31, 2017 09:08
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ought ten posted:[leans into mic] Wrong. [leans away from mic and whispers] .... covfefe ... [then vanishes forever with only a single tiny glowing sphere left where he was standing] :covfefe: In less than a week that'll be a smiley when they come back to this page to try and figure out the exact point where the end of all things finally entered our world.
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May 31, 2017 09:09
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empty whippet box posted:god drat humans are loving terrible His own supporters doubt the covfefe... Wow, they're really playing with fiLASdkfjlnq3poiguohvbqpeo!@#$!@#$!@[NO CARRIER] now.
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May 31, 2017 09:15
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Crabtree posted:President incomprehensible. Is that an upgrade from [unintelligible]? You may have forgotten since a millennium of bullshit has happened since then but that interview was only yesterday. We all died of old age anyway.
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May 31, 2017 09:18
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I woke up a few minutes ago, apparently 4 hours too late. This is my greatest regret.
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May 31, 2017 09:22
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TildeATH posted:He's having another flashlight rave and covfefe is code for ecstasy. Makes sense if Trump weren't involved but even Ecstasy doesn't raise dicks from the dead. Note sure who he's rubbing himself all over all night since Comey's gone.
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May 31, 2017 09:22
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Crabtree posted:But all his phone has is twitter? His BFFs in Europe have been trying to call him for days but it's all Twitter buttons and his phone must've been on mute and his voicemail was full and liberals were blocking them because there are no other explanations. *sigh* Guess it's another night alone with my money, drugs and worthless whores action figures. *looks off into the distance and sighs*
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May 31, 2017 09:28
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If he just fell asleep while typo-ing a tweet, it probably hasn't been deleted because it's getting so much attention. He didn't catch it in time, and now he'd rather bask in the retweets than show weakness by deleting it. Or his staffers are afraid to make a decision like that 'cause he'd be mad that hia most popular tweet ever was deleted.
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May 31, 2017 09:30
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So what is Trump's opinion on fhqwhgads?
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May 31, 2017 09:30
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Covfefe has to be an acronym for something ( like maga) but I can't figure it out. Also my phone doesn't even attempt to autocorrect covfefe
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May 31, 2017 09:31
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No civetes or bloody stools, Trump out of a possible Not-Trump points. The consolation prize is Hillary slowly feeding you to her garbage disposal with a very bitchy and curiously emaily expression on her face the whole time. Good news though, we didn't turn you into Melania this time and force you to see Trump naked and also have sex with him and pretend to enjoy it while you hide your vomit in your in any of your orifices you can reach while restricted by 300 pounds of 99% twinkie lard, spray tan and desperate need for approval.
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May 31, 2017 09:35
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Charliegrs posted:Covfefe has to be an acronym for something ( like maga) but I can't figure it out. Churlish Old Violent Fascist Eats Farts Exists
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Internet Kraken posted:So what is Trump's opinion on fhqwhgads? People are just gonna feel sorry for him. I mean, I do.
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May 31, 2017 09:37
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I'll say this for covfefe, it's made the thread's night shift not suck for the first time in a while.
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May 31, 2017 09:39
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ought ten posted:I'll say this for covfefe, it's made the thread's night shift not suck for the first time in a while. gently caress you I try.
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May 31, 2017 09:40
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NewMars posted:Churlish Yeah like Trump knows the word "churlish"... I'm guessing the C stands for Clinton. Maybe China although Trump probably spells that with a G since he always says "GINA!"
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May 31, 2017 09:42
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This is probably the first thing Trump has done that was funny without also being dangerous/depressing/insane.
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May 31, 2017 09:44
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Internet Kraken posted:This is probably the first thing Trump has done that was funny without also being dangerous/depressing. that potus is a senile idiot and has an unfiltered channel to the entire world that he won't let others edit is pretty fuckin depressing
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