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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

kustomkarkommando posted:

Brexit is happening, realign your epistemes.

Furthermore I am consigned that single market access is not going to happen even under Labour, if not because of freedom of movement then due to state aid rules which are unlikely to be reformed under Merkel and Macron and may be a non-insignificant spanner in Labours investment bank idea depending how its plannef

it'd be interesting to see if the EU decide to care about strictly interpreting rules towards the UK, I can't imagine corporate infrastructure competition is too high on the agenda tbh. Although Germany get a shitload of money from the trains, don't they?

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winegums
Dec 21, 2012


Nothing is set in stone anymore. Will we brexit? Maybe, but maybe labour wins, maybe the talks get delayed. Maybe a few more facts about brexit come out and labour can spin the whole thing as "the public were rational actors with incomplete information". Politics is in a weird place at the moment.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Tesseraction posted:

I like to imagine they did but it was all harmless poo poo about jam and allotments so they tore their hair out in frustration
They hacked the Tories' emails and immediately sprayed bleach into their own eyes.

Oberleutnant posted:

Capitalism.txt, 1905 edition:
I shall not pay the General District Rate on the land occupied by my bath tub. *trims gold fringe around flag*

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Oberleutnant posted:

I have zero actual evidence for what I'm about to say, but something tells me your average brexiteering kipper wouldn't be too phased by Farage being bezzie mates with Putin, because Putin's the kinda strongman arsehole that a lot of kippers think is great. Even criminal collusion to rig an election probably wouldn't both them too much, because who would Farage be stitching up in this scenario? A bunch of traitors who hate britain!

I remember thinking after the American election that Putin was to put out a wish list of how he wanted politics within NATO to go over the last ten years that you'd be hard-pressed to tell it apart from how it's actually going. However this all presupposes that a) the FSB are actually competent at things other than enriching themselves and b) that the West isn't perfectly capable of hitting their own self-destruct button.

However I could certainly believe a conspiracy theory that the FSB have been busy planting evidence that they're behind everything from the credit crunch to Brexit, because holy poo poo what a great way of guaranteeing your budget in perpetuity.

e: oops, "we" for "he" is one hell of a typo and certainly not Freudian at all...

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Wouldn't any Russian intervention more likely attack the Tories anyway? Wouldn't Corbyn's foreign policy of stopping arms deals with brutal dictatorships and plotting a more non-interventionist course be more amenable to Russia?

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Spangly A posted:

it'd be interesting to see if the EU decide to care about strictly interpreting rules towards the UK, I can't imagine corporate infrastructure competition is too high on the agenda tbh. Although Germany get a shitload of money from the trains, don't they?

Considering recent EC actions over state aid in regard to Ireland and Luxembourg and noises made by Macron about closing the tax gap and the general balance of trade I think the EU is going to be quite bullish on insisting the UK maintain state aid rules as they exist - which Corbyn himself has stated he believes needs reformed

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Russian interference isn't going to land with the British public for the same reason it isn't really landing as much some people want to believe it is/will in America; as far as people are concerned they made a decision based on what they were presented with, and don't really see how Russian interference changes that, especially since they are used to politicians spinning things as a matter of course. Saying the Russians influenced the result is just telling the public that they were duped in some way, and that never works even when the method of deception is crystal clear, or that the result is null and void for Reasons, which for most people reads as trying to weasel out of it.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

In the event of a Labour government I can deffo see that being a bone of contention that would put single market membership in the long grass

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Wouldn't any Russian intervention more likely attack the Tories anyway? Wouldn't Corbyn's foreign policy of stopping arms deals with brutal dictatorships and plotting a more non-interventionist course be more amenable to Russia?

Assuming they're genius puppet masters with a magic wand they'd probably want a hung Tory parliament, as that's the result most likely to result in the most chaotic possible Brexit process, and keeping the entire EU off-balance is both easier and probably far more profitable for them than having the UK as a client state. As it is there's probably nothing they could actually do to press any particular result over any other because let's face it UK politics are a catastrofuck and any attempts to stir the pot would probably backfire spectacularly.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
I guess it depends on how much power Macron actually has then - I can imagine there are a quite a few people in the French government and elsewhere in Europe who would probably want those rules reformed as well.

Also I wonder how much Macron wants to gently caress May, maybe we'll catch him eyeing up her cleavage like Gideon did

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/christopherhope/status/870310676501278720

lmao

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
Blood very much in the water these past few days

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist


She should send Boris instead.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
"If I keep doing it, eventually the papers will get sick of running the same story and I won't look weak anymore!"

Mr. Nemo
Feb 4, 2016

I wish I had a sister like my big strong Daddy :(
Just wanted to share a choice quote from the Economist article, it's about the LibDems:

" They are more honest than the Tories about the need to raise taxes for public services; and more sensible than Labour, spreading the burden rather than leaning only on high-earners."

Oh yeah, won't someone think of the poor corporations and the 1%?

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004


insanely Strong And Stable move imo

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
At least she didn't send Philip Davies.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Flatscan posted:

She should send Boris instead.

She is still thinking really hard about Brexit and should not be disturbed.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

This doesn't stop being funny.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010


At this point Im starting to wonder if Theresa May actually exists and isn't just the result of some kind of Fight Club-esque national psychotic break.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Random Integer posted:

At this point Im starting to wonder if Theresa May actually exists and isn't just the result of some kind of Fight Club-esque national psychotic break.
At the end it's revealed that Britain just stood on the world stage and started punching itself in the face.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

loving hell, what's going on over there? Not showing up to the debate was a gamble that obviously didn't pay off, even a whole interview of nothing like the video from Plymouth would be better than another no–show. They must be just doing non-stop prep for the Question Time thing tomorrow.

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011
Do we know how pollsters have changed their models since 2015?

Have any pollsters (in particular yougov) said how their polls would look if they were still using the 2015 model?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

OwlFancier posted:

Has he even played openttd?

No he played the original version, but it was the playstation port that took up an entire memory card for one save.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Mr. Nemo posted:

Oh yeah, won't someone think of the poor corporations and the 1%?

*extremely neoliberal voice* Actually because the government collects most of its tax through VAT and income tax to really increase the tax intake you want it to be wide over the population rather than deep.

Radio 4 PM had someone from the Economist saying why free market liberals think May sucks which was pretty fun. I really do wonder now if Mays godawful performance will speed up the split between wet and dry Tories even as their lead narrows.

BoneMonkey
Jul 25, 2008

I am happy for you.

Random Integer posted:

At this point Im starting to wonder if Theresa May actually exists and isn't just the result of some kind of Fight Club-esque national psychotic break.

May is Britain's weak imagining of Thatcher.

We can even get that right.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
Theresa May is currently sitting under a waterfall, focusing all her ki towards brexit, and you're all going to look like assholes when she reappears.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

MikeCrotch posted:

I guess it depends on how much power Macron actually has then - I can imagine there are a quite a few people in the French government and elsewhere in Europe who would probably want those rules reformed as well.

Also I wonder how much Macron wants to gently caress May, maybe we'll catch him eyeing up her cleavage like Gideon did

Remember the CETA investment courts issue that the EU insisted on - and the UK has been abiding by, and pushed strongly for, existing EU state aid rules for decades unlike Canada and those are considerably stricter

Demanding continuity of regulations for continuity of tariff free access seems extremely plausible

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006

quote:

Rudd did well last night, not only given the inevitable team-up by the 'Bankrupt Britain Alliance', but also given she lost her father on Monday.

I'm a person of principle. I won't fall for Labour's bribes. I know who is best for our economy, and our jobs. I don't want Diane Abbott 'protecting' (endangering) us. I'm not leaving future generations to pay the bill.

I'm voting Conservative.

:discourse:

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

Theresa May has entered the Hyperbolic Time Chamber to train at 10x gravity to prepare for a 50 episode Brexit negotiations arc.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

namesake posted:

*extremely neoliberal voice* Actually because the government collects most of its tax through VAT and income tax to really increase the tax intake you want it to be wide over the population rather than deep.

Radio 4 PM had someone from the Economist saying why free market liberals think May sucks which was pretty fun. I really do wonder now if Mays godawful performance will speed up the split between wet and dry Tories even as their lead narrows.

I'm not sure what wet and dry tories are, but they sound even more repulsive than your normal run of the mill tory.

Lovechop
Feb 1, 2005

cheers mate

Not Operator posted:

Theresa May is currently sitting under a waterfall, focusing all her ki towards brexit, and you're all going to look like assholes when she reappears.

『 the spirit brexit ?? impossible !!i thought it was just a legend... 』

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Gove is a wet tory. He always looks so moist like he's made of a disgusting meat jelly. Wetlips Gove. Same as Davey Cameron; moist.

Flatscan
Mar 27, 2001

Outlaw Journalist

Oberleutnant posted:

Gove is a wet tory. He always looks so moist like he's made of a disgusting meat jelly. Wetlips Gove. Same as Davey Cameron; moist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tx_CaXqp9U

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Oberleutnant posted:

Gove is a wet tory. He always looks so moist like he's made of a disgusting meat jelly. Wetlips Gove. Same as Davey Cameron; moist.

A lot of their more inhuman moments blend together, so I'd appreciate a reminder: is Gove the one who claps like he just grew hands that morning?

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

God that appearance with Corbyn and Thornberry, enjoying themselves and playfully smack-talking journalists. Can you imagine a government with actual human beings in it?

Overminty
Mar 16, 2010

You may wonder what I am doing while reading your posts..


https://twitter.com/tristandross/status/870308092046696452

A good lad.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Oberleutnant posted:

Gove is a wet tory. He always looks so moist like he's made of a disgusting meat jelly. Wetlips Gove. Same as Davey Cameron; moist.

Mostly because he gets water all over himself when he drinks it like a fuckwit.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Imagine Gove all sweaty and bloated and red faced, smacking and licking his lips as he moves in for a damp slobbery kiss.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Not Operator posted:

A lot of their more inhuman moments blend together, so I'd appreciate a reminder: is Gove the one who claps like he just grew hands that morning?

Yeah i think so

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