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Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

We have a dumb President. Send help.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Chimp_On_Stilts posted:

Separate bedrooms for each kid and parents.

Library.

Laundry room.

Multiple walk in closets.

Piano room.

Dining room.

Kitchen 1.

Kitchen 2.

Pantry.

Pooltable / darts room.

Bar.

Gun range.

Three guest bedrooms.

Toy room / playroom.

Separate offices (workspace) for each family member.

Spare office.

Live in staff rooms.

Changing rooms for the pool (male and female, separate).

Pool lounge.

Pool kitchen.

Garage space for 8 cars.

Sunroom.

Greenhouse.


I've been in a house (multi-building complex, really) with all of this. The rich live lives utterly removed from the experience of most people.

I can understand almost everything in that house except for the second kitchen? Is one the formal kitchen that is just used for hanging out next to the wine fridge, and other one is used by the maid to actually cook meals? So when you get lazy and dont do dishes, you have another room to mess up before the cleaning lady comes by on Tuesday? The mind boggles

Like, I can understand wanting all of that poo poo if money was no object, but why 2 kitchens? :psyduck:

Also, way to cheap out and not get seperate pool changing rooms for each member of the family, plus a few extra for guests :10bux:

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Josh Lyman posted:

I have golf clubs. Would that work in lieu of a baseball bat?

golf club does 4 DPS whereas the baseball bat does 5 DPS

but if you put nails on the baseball bat the damage type converts from blunt to piercing, which may be ideal when fighting certain types of monsters

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

The Glumslinger posted:

I can understand almost everything in that house except for the second kitchen? Is one the formal kitchen that is just used for hanging out next to the wine fridge, and other one is used by the maid to actually cook meals? So when you get lazy and dont do dishes, you have another room to mess up before the cleaning lady comes by on Tuesday? The mind boggles

Like, I can understand wanting all of that poo poo if money was no object, but why 2 kitchens? :psyduck:

Also, way to cheap out and not get seperate pool changing rooms for each member of the family, plus a few extra for guests :10bux:

More likely a commercial grade kitchen for entertaining and a smaller more intimate kitchen for family meals/snacks.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Trump is America's 9/11

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

enraged_camel posted:

golf club does 4 DPS whereas the baseball bat does 5 DPS

but if you put nails on the baseball bat the damage type converts from blunt to piercing, which may be ideal when fighting certain types of monsters

I think the alt-right count as slime-type enemies, though, so stick with the regular bat imo.

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

How soon until the GOP embarks on a campaign of global conquest?

Slow News Day
Jul 4, 2007

Majorian posted:

I think the alt-right count as slime-type enemies, though, so stick with the regular bat imo.

that's true. after all we saw that punching (which is blunt damage) is very effective against them.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Lightning Lord posted:

How soon until the GOP embarks on a campaign of global conquest?

We're at, uh...*checks watch* T-plus seventy years?

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
OH COME ON
https://twitter.com/npfandos/status/870327836694806528

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Spacebump posted:

We have a dumb President. Send help.

also a dumb electorate

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

The Glumslinger posted:

I can understand almost everything in that house except for the second kitchen? Is one the formal kitchen that is just used for hanging out next to the wine fridge, and other one is used by the maid to actually cook meals? So when you get lazy and dont do dishes, you have another room to mess up before the cleaning lady comes by on Tuesday? The mind boggles

Like, I can understand wanting all of that poo poo if money was no object, but why 2 kitchens? :psyduck:

Also, way to cheap out and not get seperate pool changing rooms for each member of the family, plus a few extra for guests :10bux:

My friend is an engineer with IBM and his wife is a pharmacist in Seattle.

They have a main kitchen on the 1st floor, a "guest kitchen" on the second floor, and a bar/mini kitchen in the basement.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

BootStrap posted:

More likely a commercial grade kitchen for entertaining and a smaller more intimate kitchen for family meals/snacks.

don't forget the butler kitchen you new money loser

LaserShark
Oct 17, 2007

It's over, idiot. You're gonna die here and now, and the last words out of your mouth will have been 'poop train.'

enraged_camel posted:

that's true. after all we saw that punching (which is blunt damage) is very effective against them.

C'mon, everyone knows slimes are strong against physical attack.

Gotta break out the magic.

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum
I just keep the detachable metal handle for my vacuum cleaner within reach from my bed.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Spacebump posted:

We have a dumb President. Send help.

Acosta's also reporting that Trump is putting some "fine print" in the announcement to placate Ivanka, who's been begging him to stay in the agreement.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

holy poo poo, didn't some janky twitter reporter break this poo poo back in like february?

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

Jaxyon posted:

don't forget the butler kitchen you new money loser

Look at this schlub calling his butler's pantry a butler kitchen.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

roymorrison posted:

body armor is good for more than just 1 shot to the same place unless you have some bootleg poo poo from a pawn shop or something. also depends on caliber and many other things.

oh god im sorry for perpetuating this lovely derail

National Institute of Justice, which sets the standard not just nationwide but is also recognized internationally, tests body armor by shooting a panel six times per test to see if they get a penetration, so most ballistic armor can withstand multiple hits without failure.

Papal Infallibility
May 7, 2008

Stay Down Champion Stay Down

Majorian posted:

Right, but your solution is to get a tool that's way more likely to kill you or another innocent person than save your life. So...I'm not seeing why your solution is better than mine.

I think the point I'm getting at is that gearing up for a confrontation of some sort is going to get you killed anyways so your only real defense is foresight and not being around when the militias start kicking down doors or whatever. But this is a pointless derail and I'm sorry for getting involved.

hanales
Nov 3, 2013

Chilichimp posted:

holy poo poo, didn't some janky twitter reporter break this poo poo back in like february?

Yeah it's been on conspiracy twitter for a while.

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

BootStrap posted:

Look at this schlub calling his butler's pantry a butler kitchen.

lol if you don't have both

i bet you just deal with the humidity from the sink changing the texture of your crisps

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Parasol Prophet posted:

Ugh, you guys, my self-described libertarian Intro to American Government professor just said there's absolutely zero chance of a constitutional convention ever happening, so it's all good! Don't worry!

there's effectively zero chance of anything ludicrous that comes out of it getting ratified

75% of states required, or to put it in other words, either A) 75% of state legislatures and governors (or veto-proof majorities), or B) wacky hijinks with state ratifying conventions, effectively requiring 75% of state legislatures and governors

it's not happening with any of the GOP's dream proposals, not even if you decide to be a sarcastic moron again and more loudly

Goatse James Bond fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jun 1, 2017

Charliegrs
Aug 10, 2009

WeAreTheRomans posted:

I'm glad the Mayflower stuff appears to be sticking finally - its a hotel with a catchy name for that extra Watergate resonance which should allow it to feed into the ever-growing Nixonian narrative. I'm fully expecting Trump to tweet "I am not a crooke" at some point

I am not a covfefe

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

eyebeem posted:

Trump is America's 9/11

I think 9/11 was Americas 9/11.

I've got people looking into this.

EndTimesProfit
Jul 1, 2004

Don't worry son, it's just the Smilin' Mighty Jesus!

Jaxyon posted:

lol if you don't have both

i bet you just deal with the humidity from the sink changing the texture of your crisps

I will have you know that we have a state of the art humidity controlling system using the tears from the mothers of drowned Syrian child refugees.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
Seriously, the U.S. will not be recovering from exiting the climate deal

I don't see how we can recover

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Willo567 posted:

Seriously, the U.S. will not be recovering from exiting the climate deal

I don't see how we can recover

Recover from what?

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Willo567 posted:

Seriously, the U.S. will not be recovering from exiting the climate deal

I don't see how we can recover

"Recover" in what sense? Do you think this is going to somehow cripple the U.S. diplomatically, in a way that Trump's other bad decisions won't?

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Majorian posted:

"Recover" in what sense? Do you think this is going to somehow cripple the U.S. diplomatically, in a way that Trump's other bad decisions won't?

Is there any situation where the EU might enact sanctions on the US? Or anyone for that matter?

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
The next president will have to go on a literal apology tour.

Javes
May 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT APPEARING OFFLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TELL FRIENDS THEY'RE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY VIDEO GAME TEAM.
Even if Trump expresses desire to leave the Paris Accords today, isn't 2019 the earliest a country can leave the agreement?

Welcome to GBS
Feb 26, 2011

Is there no way for individual states to un-officially comply with the agreement as a big middle finger to Trump?

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

Willo567 posted:

Seriously, the U.S. will not be recovering from exiting the climate deal

I don't see how we can recover

I don't know how the rest of the world will recover from all this greatness we've made

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster

Javes posted:

Even if Trump expresses desire to leave the Paris Accords today, isn't 2019 the earliest a country can leave the agreement?

The agreement doesn't even start until 2020.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Majorian posted:

"Recover" in what sense? Do you think this is going to somehow cripple the U.S. diplomatically, in a way that Trump's other bad decisions won't?

It is formally providing a framework for the US to cede our remaining moral leadership in the world.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Crain posted:

Is there any situation where the EU might enact sanctions on the US? Or anyone for that matter?

I doubt it, but placing economic sanctions on the US would be awesome.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Crain posted:

Is there any situation where the EU might enact sanctions on the US? Or anyone for that matter?

The EU has approximately a negative one billion percent chance of enacting sanctions on the US

Trabisnikof posted:

It is formally providing a framework for the US to cede our remaining moral leadership in the world.

American moral leadership ebbs and flows depending on who is in office and this wouldn't be the first time it does so

TheKingofSprings
Oct 9, 2012
So how many of these people that believe in American isolationism also believe in American exceptionalism?

Because I just can't see how the gently caress anyone could think that cutting yourself off from every other non-Russian country allows you to remain #1.

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Trabisnikof posted:

It is formally providing a framework for the US to cede our remaining moral leadership in the world.

I somehow think this isn't the straw that broke that particular camel's back.

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