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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Angepain posted:

Pretty much exactly a week now until we will probably have a good idea of precisely how hosed we actually are. I don't know how many more polls I can handle.

I wasn't ready to have it laid out quite this starkly. gently caress.

e; In 1925 Hitler published Volume 1 of Mein Kampf, and the world has never fully recovered from his far-right bollocks.

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 2, 2017

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
how did people describe overly disciplinarian campsites before mein kampf(sites)

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
history may never know

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I believe hel-kamp was a common term by Boers. Or at least their wives and children.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Pissflaps posted:

Here's a somewhat more sober projection of the election result
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870384517202182146

Is that a majority of 37? Still something of a bloody nose for May, and I'd have been glad of those numbers a month ago. Hope is a lie, so I'm trying to curb my enthusiasm for anything better.

Pissflaps posted:

I haven't had a single person knock on my door and beg for my vote so far. Disappointed.

We're up to about 70% coverage in my local constituency as of a week ago, although I get the impression we're a reasonably well organised local party. Perhaps you're just in the unlucky rump for whom there isn't the time or resources.

dex_sda posted:

Honest question to you Pissflaps: having seen how enormous the momentum Corbyn with support from the PLP can achieve,

I thought this was an interesting question (and answer), because I don't think we're seeing Corbyn with support from the PLP* in this campaign. With the exception of Miliband, I can't think of a single Labour heavy-hitter whose been actively supporting this national campaign - it's been either deafening silence (the vast majority) or unhelpful interventions from a minority - and of course, some continuing leaks. Am I missing something?

Edit: *For PLP read "part of the PLP while not being an explicit Corbyn supporter".
vv I have modified my definition accordingly. :) But no, I wouldn't regard Diane Abbott as a big political hitter for the record. I guess as well as Joe Smith the average MP in the centre of the party, I'm more specifically referring to what the press might call 'Labour party grandees' who can get exposure in the media due to their public profile.

Prince John fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Jun 2, 2017

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Does Diane Abbott not count as an establishment PLP big hitter?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

jBrereton posted:

Does Diane Abbott not count as an establishment PLP big hitter?

Depends how you're defining 'establishment'. She was a junior minister for three years under Miliband, I guess, but compared to Hilary Benn, who was parked in the Cabinet and Shadiw Cabinet from 2003 onwards, she's a bit of an outsider who's firmly in Corbyn's very outsidery clique.

cosmically_cosmic
Dec 26, 2015
I like DIane Abbott. I would vote for her as party leader. She had an afro.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

jBrereton posted:

Does Diane Abbott not count as an establishment PLP big hitter?

She's a big hitter?

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Prince John posted:

I thought this was an interesting question (and answer), because I don't think we're seeing Corbyn with support from the PLP* in this campaign. With the exception of Miliband, I can't think of a single Labour heavy-hitter whose been actively supporting this national campaign - it's been either deafening silence (the vast majority) or unhelpful interventions from a minority - and of course, some continuing leaks. Am I missing something?

Edit: *For PLP read "part of the PLP while not being an explicit Corbyn supporter".
vv I have modified my definition accordingly. :) But no, I wouldn't regard Diane Abbott as a big political hitter for the record. I guess as well as Joe Smith the average MP in the centre of the party, I'm more specifically referring to what the press might call 'Labour party grandees' who can get exposure in the media due to their public profile.

There's been a distinct lack of public appearances from what most of the media would regard as the big names of the Labour party. I know I've seen virtually nothing from people like Hilary Benn, Yvette Cooper, Liz Kendall, Chuka Umunna, Stephen Kinnock etc. Even the less well known names like Dan Jarvis, Heidi Alexander or Jess Phillips have been notable absences.

You can almost explain it by saying they're just back-bench MPs now, but the counter-argument is that never stopped them seeking publicity before. I think their sudden disappearance is all part of the plan to 'let Corbyn fail on his own' and 'own the election result'. Of course it seems to have backfired, since he's much more popular without one of those pricks showing up on Peston every week to contradict everything he's said.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

jess phillips had some really helpful comments in the new statesmen(i think) about how no one likes corbyn and her own laughable leadership ambitions at the start of the campaign.

it's a shame the right wingers are even in the party tbh. even on the debate the other night he was being hit on obvious compromises he's made to them on immigration, which seems to be the hill they all want to die on, for some reason.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/870250544299954180

:newdanger:

edit: Oh wait this is from earlier than the one above.

Oh well

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



TomViolence posted:

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/870250544299954180

:newdanger:

edit: Oh wait this is from earlier than the one above.

Oh well

Cor, just imagine though :allears:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

Here's a somewhat more sober projection of the election result

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/870384517202182146

they've just used a uniform national swing and ignored subnational polling in London and Wales though. They have Gower (Con Maj: 26) as a 7% chance of switching hands which is more ridiculous than even some of those YouGov projections.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

TomViolence posted:

https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/870250544299954180

:newdanger:

edit: Oh wait this is from earlier than the one above.

Oh well

What's the black blob in, um, Reading or something?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Unkempt posted:

What's the black blob in, um, Reading or something?

Buckingham, it's Bercow.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Not to be a jerk but isn't BritainElects basically a twitter feed that reposts poll results and keeps a rolling average? What model are these bold predictions arising from

Also thanks for the extra !

Baron Corbyn posted:

Buckingham, it's Bercow.

Bercow has always been very powerful

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

baka kaba posted:

Not to be a jerk but isn't BritainElects basically a twitter feed that reposts poll results and keeps a rolling average? What model are these bold predictions arising from

plugging in that rolling average and doing a uniform national swing from it. As a model, it's terrible. YouGov's is pretty good as a model, it's just hard to get enough data to produce a sensible and accurate result for it.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Baron Corbyn posted:

plugging in that rolling average and doing a uniform national swing from it. As a model, it's terrible. YouGov's is pretty good as a model, it's just hard to get enough data to produce a sensible and accurate result for it.

Not quite

quote:

Our model, combining historical data as well as national and regional polling, estimates the probability a party has at holding onto each seat. This forecast is theoretical and does not consider targeting. Regional variation and parliamentary by-election results are, however, accounted for.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010
It makes me mad that the Tories ate up all of the UKIP vote, but the mildly social democratic / centrist Liberal Democrats continue to dick around and spoil things for Labour.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
https://twitter.com/ilesjazz/status/870259664449142785

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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What's this, the third relaunch in a campaign that has lasted just over a month? WTF?

Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Jun 2, 2017

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
The Theresy Relaunches

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

How do you directly link to the video (if that is possible) on places that don't embed tweets? Or can you only link it?

OrthoTrot
Dec 10, 2006
Its either Trotsky or its Notsky
I think the one thing we can be sure of is Theresa May will not be PM for long after this election. gently caress knows who in the Tory cabinet would be the last person standing after the inevitable knife fight though. Hammond?

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Leadsom just for a laugh

She probably couldn'ylt have handled this as badly as May did. Imagine that for a moment.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

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I mean it might end up being Boris. Which would be endlessly horrifying.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010
I honestly do not think David Cameron sees himself as done with political leadership and he might try and come back to lead the Tories in another election, maybe in 5 or 10 years. It is all too odd to me that Cameron is continuing to do minor PR events, disassociated with the current election, while his greatest partner in crime is busy trashing the current Tory leadership from his editorship. When you take into account that Cameron is still incredibly young for someone who has been PM (he is currently 50), it really isn't a long shot at all. I also believe he would have the internal party support if he came back post-Brexit. If the Tories fumble it on the 8th and May's credibility is ruined, I could see it happening.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I hope some proper insider information about the Tory election campaign is published after the election.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Josef bugman posted:

I mean it might end up being Boris. Which would be endlessly horrifying.

endlessly amusing for us abroad

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Another Person posted:

I honestly do not think David Cameron sees himself as done with political leadership and he might try and come back to lead the Tories in another election, maybe in 5 or 10 years. It is all too odd to me that Cameron is continuing to do minor PR events, disassociated with the current election, while his greatest partner in crime is busy trashing the current Tory leadership from his editorship. When you take into account that Cameron is still incredibly young for someone who has been PM (he is currently 50), it really isn't a long shot at all. I also believe he would have the internal party support if he came back post-Brexit. If the Tories fumble it on the 8th and May's credibility is ruined, I could see it happening.

That's an interesting thought. And my feeling is he isn't especially disliked and, despite campaigning for Remain, he delivered Brexit. I could see it happening too.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Josef bugman posted:

I mean it might end up being Boris. Which would be endlessly horrifying.

Trump and he would probably be great mates, the pair of cunts

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

I hope some proper insider information about the Tory election campaign is published after the election.

Same. I do not think this Tory manifesto was the result of May's desires, and I think the party is internally far more divided than they really let on. This manifesto looks to me like it was entirely created from a patchwork of political promises to key party members to secure support and unity. There is no way the Tories make the calculated decision to piss off their strongest sections of the electorate without having their hand forced into it.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

I thought we already had insider info on the dementia tax policy - it was thrown in at a late stage by May and one of her advisors without any real vetting due to her dictatorial style.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I meant more stories about how people in the Tory camp are reacting to the polls, the labour campaign, a hostile press. Are there arguments? Is May deluding herself? Do they have their own reasons for thinking this way is best? That sort of stuff.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
im liking all these predictions showing my constituency flipping back to lib dem from tory. gently caress off james berry you miserable waste man

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



How badly hosed do we think the electoracte is going to be in a weeks time?

On a scale of one to dead pig?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Pissflaps posted:

I meant more stories about how people in the Tory camp are reacting to the polls, the labour campaign, a hostile press. Are there arguments? Is May deluding herself? Do they have their own reasons for thinking this way is best? That sort of stuff.

reactions to her bottling all public events will be good

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Pissflaps posted:

That's an interesting thought. And my feeling is he isn't especially disliked and, despite campaigning for Remain, he delivered Brexit. I could see it happening too.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

I meant among Tories.

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