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SpaceGoatFarts posted:He always forgets to spray tan the bags under his eyes I just don't get it though. Why orange?
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Avirosb posted:I just don't get it though. why NOT orange makesyouthink
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Avirosb posted:I just don't get it though. He couldn't spray on a color that resembles a more realistic tan because then people might think he actually dirties his hands working outside like the browns.
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"I want to look like I'm made out of gold. Hmm, which color should I use...?"
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Avirosb posted:"I want to look like I'm made out of gold. Hmm, which color should I use...?" 
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Avirosb posted:I just don't get it though. long trumplore post incoming: some people have commented that he seems to have rosacea due to his pig-like lifestyle. orange is probably the only color that hides it well enough and still makes him look remotely like a human being
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Code Jockey posted:You know what I love about it? It's such a total reversal of that idiotic meme that French people are weak/cowards. Here we have Mr. Alpha Tough-guy President Trump, who normally tries to gently caress people up with his stupidly overdone handshakes, getting owned by a Frenchman, with said Frenchman dunking on him on social media about it and everything else. I like how that meme started because they got their poo poo pushed in by the Germany. But like, like, Hey, I bet if you restarted the server and America spawned 1939 America right smack dab next to 1939 Germany we wouldn't stop them till they hit the Mississippi. That reminds me of how we went from bitter enemies to decades long allies with Germany and now Trump is deliberately antagonizing that alliance in a very retarded way because of insane old man reasons I can't figure out. Which is a lol.
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trump deciding to just go blackface all the time would be really funny
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Aside from having one of the fiercest resistance movements during German occupation, the French also had a hand in securing (North) America's independence. Of course they mostly did that to spite the English.
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Jose posted:trump deciding to just go blackface all the time would be really funny The lols are finished man
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:long trumplore post incoming: If that is indeed true then I'm willing to bet the only reason he goes to such lengths to hide it is because he can't pronounce 'rosacea'.
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Avirosb posted:I just don't get it though. Peep this: the president of the United States of America is loving retarded
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proof of concept posted:Peep this: the president of the United States of America is loving retarded .. is it.. is t Donald trumpet??
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Avirosb posted:I just don't get it though. It's because he only uses his friend's Steve Hilbert poo poo tan products which happens to make you orange 
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proof of concept posted:Peep this: the president of the United States of America is loving retarded It was encouraging that we are so progressive both frontrunners would have been historic firsts. Trump broke the glass ceiling on retard presidents. SpaceGoatFarts posted:It's because he only uses his friend's Steve Hilbert poo poo tan products which happens to make you orange Ugh, that is one cryptkeeper lookin dude.
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I long for the day (soon) when the world comes together to invade america and make sure they can no longer chose their own leaders.
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This isn't a lol presidency it's a lmao presidency
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Dongattack posted:I long for the day (soon) when the world comes together to invade america and make sure they can no longer chose their own leaders. I hope I end up in the Swedish Zone because out of boredom I started learning Swedish on Duolingo and it'd be nice to be able to use it.
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I hope that the EU occupation force does some real nation-building with our roads and schools and other infrastructure; and gives us free and open elections.
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Why swedish and not a useful language
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:It's because he only uses his friend's Steve Hilbert poo poo tan products which happens to make you orange White people want to be Mexican so bad
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Blue Train posted:Why swedish and not a useful language Torbjorn doesn't even use it in his ultimate notification bark, whether he's on the blue or red team to you.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:I hope that the EU occupation force does some real nation-building with our roads and schools and other infrastructure; and gives us free and open elections. Only after all the obese people are put in fema forced labor camps
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I dunno I guess I just have an aversion to hobbies that develop useful life skills.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:
hey, you should respect the office if nothing else
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rear end cobra posted:This isn't a lol presidency it's a ftfy
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:hey, you should respect the office if nothing else Cryptkeeper IS a time-honored office with a rich history.
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Avirosb posted:Of course they mostly did that to spite the English. Most of the history of the world has been because of the English, French and Spanish squabbling.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Cryptkeeper IS a time-honored office with a rich history. Hey kiddies. Tonight's tale is a real scorcher. A world leader decided to make a decision that really put him in the hot seat. It's a slow burn but I think we'll all find it really heats up in the end. *insane cackling*
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Blue Train posted:Why swedish and not a useful language Yea, better learn Norwegian to live in a decent country.
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Are general Republican lols good in the Trump lol thread? Because our dipshit business "magnate" authoritarian GOP governor is trying to combat gun violence with roving prayer gangs.
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Randumb Thots posted:Are general Republican lols good in the Trump lol thread? Because our dipshit business "magnate" authoritarian GOP governor is trying to combat gun violence with roving prayer gangs. “This was a waste of time,” said the Rev. Timothy Findley of Kingdom Fellowship Christian Life Center in Louisville. “Prayer is always good, but we’ve been praying a long time and it’s time government offer some practical help like funding for jobs, education and youth centers. Read more here: http://www.kentucky.com/news/politics-government/article153851754.html#storylink=cpy
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Randumb Thots posted:Are general Republican lols good in the Trump lol thread? Because our dipshit business "magnate" authoritarian GOP governor is trying to combat gun violence with roving prayer gangs. that's not even funny. poo poo like that would get you instantly thrown out of office in any real first world country
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LOL Hannity is still  over at Fox News about the intolerant left."Why aren't liberals defending my freedom of speech?"
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Avirosb posted:LOL Hannity is still it would be real good to watch that dude lowered feet first into molten magma. It's hilarious to me that the two guys who shrieked loudest about the immigrant hordes with the wrong skull shape are named "hannity" and "oreilly." Not a hundred years ago they'd be told to gently caress back off onto their potato boats.
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Bill still thinks he's a victim and that all those women are lying because he's rich and (was) on tv lol
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You know Trump kinda behaves like a heroin addict desperate to get off; I have personal experience here. It's like, your girlfriend or family gives you an intervention and says you gotta get off the junk, so you angrily shoot up in the parking lot outside, thinking THAT'LL SHOW THEM. It's like he's addicted to the feeling that heroin gives him (a great, warm, and powerful feeling), only the heroin is pissing people off and the intervention is his cabinet and staffers. When you're trapped in the addiction though, there's sort of an anger that comes with it, at yourself and at others for being in this predicament. It's like he's there, not sure what to do - he needs the heroin but also everyone around him wants to help him get off it, and somehow it is the fault of everyone else - not his, never his - that he is trapped in this sporadically euphoric predicament and unable to stop. It's a lovely metaphor but it makes sense in a way, its like the behavior of a drunk man or something; it took me a year of rehab to get off and change my poo poo around, and Trumpy don't have that option.
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