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DaveWoo posted:https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/870627474329280512 That dumb gently caress. Everyone knows if you want the president's ear for the next few seconds you advertise on Fox News. Radish posted:Yep exactly. Bull. Everyone needs to meet him more so they can flip him the bird repeatedly. He will gently caress things up regardless of what you do so you might as well corner his ego until it breaks. Other nations can still work with the US by going directly to the departments aka the deep state but they know until Trump drops dead no major deals of any sort can be made. He will be told to gently caress off every time he tries to approach as you can't make deals with a person with negative good faith. It has happened time and time again, all friendly during the meet up, but even before the back it turned the stabbing renews. Burn and grind the ashes of anyone who works for the administration as they can't be expected to do their jobs either.
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Radish posted:I hope they find out that Trump has multiple personalities and one of those is also leaking stuff to WAPO. The Hunt for John Miller.
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DLC Inc posted:the Fallout games are incredibly loving bad and janky as hell though? I'm excited to glitch through walls and have enemies charge at me from miles away. Also, quests I cannot finish.
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enraged_camel posted:The baby boomers believe in climate change but the millennial doesn't??? I guess they didn't get the full blast of deranged Republican propaganda growing up. Plus, they are probably able to recall things like the seasons being different when they were young, and the way the creek doesn't catch fire anymore after the EPA was formed.
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Democrazy posted:I'm excited to glitch through walls and have enemies charge at me from miles away. my face didn't load in correctly, so now my head is a floating pair of eyes and teeth 
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Radish posted:I hope they find out that Trump has multiple personalities and one of those is also leaking stuff to WAPO. I imagine they're going to find out that nearly all of the leaks are coming from senior White House Officials, including Trump, and not from Obama-era holdovers. Every wound in this administration is self-inflicted. They just blame everyone else for it.
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BarbarianElephant posted:Oh, yes, I have regular fantasies about being the burned corpse next to the chest of drawers containing a spoon and a stetson hat. I'd rather be that guy than Raider Victim #654. Seriously, I wish I lived in a major nuke target so I'd die instantly.
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:The point I am making is that it's not some demented alien psychology that us good men could never understand why some people prioritize some things over the environment. We all do it sometimes. Being environmentally conscious is weighing when you do or don't, not some state you would never ever put your needs over the environment. And it's not useful to paint certain people as some spooky "other" thinking some way that we could never fathom. Yes, we get that everyone does things because they want to, that every day people make a choice between being green and being selfish and every decision we make can probably be framed that way. The question isn't "Why do people do things like roll coal and revel in driving a gas guzzling truck?" We know the answer to that. Because they enjoy doing it. It's "Why the gently caress do they enjoy these things?" twice burned ice fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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AbsolutelySane posted:I imagine they're going to find out that nearly all of the leaks are coming from senior White House Officials, including Trump, and not from Obama-era holdovers. Every wound in this administration is self-inflicted. They just blame everyone else for it. All the bluster about outing anonymous sources is projection because they are, in fact, the anonymous sources
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AceOfFlames posted:I'd rather be that guy than Raider Victim #654. Seriously, I wish I lived in a major nuke target so I'd die instantly. Honestly, we all should have been leaving audio logs in remote locations months ago.
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PenguinKnight posted:my face didn't load in correctly, so now my head is a floating pair of eyes and teeth Most likely that would be considered an improvement.
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BarbarianElephant posted:Oh, yes, I have regular fantasies about being the burned corpse next to the chest of drawers containing a spoon and a stetson hat. You may end up as a burned corpse. I will end up as a porn star in New Reno. 
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oohhboy posted:That dumb gently caress. Everyone knows if you want the president's ear for the next few seconds you advertise on Fox News. Yeah you're right, it's probably naive of me to think that without people making fun of him his decisions will be any less loving stupid at all.
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CommieGIR posted:Mike Pence just called the Climate Change "Only an issue for the Left" But guys! BOTH SIDES ARE EQUALLY AS BAD HERP DERP. *edit* Sorry I'm just trying to show the problem goes deeper than Trump. It's the entire GOP. They all need to go and be voted out of government at all levels. Solaris 2.0 fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Jun 2, 2017 |
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I've already made arrangements to have my skeleton propped up on a toilet in a funny pose, my future is secure
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haveblue posted:I've already made arrangements to have my skeleton propped up on a toilet in a funny pose, my future is secure Needs more Garden gnomes
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haveblue posted:I've already made arrangements to have my skeleton propped up on a toilet in a funny pose, my future is secure "I have no illusions as to the chances of my survival in an actual apocalypse. The most I can hope for is to die in a pose that will confuse future archaeologists." I don't remember where I read that.
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AceOfFlames posted:I'd rather be that guy than Raider Victim #654. Seriously, I wish I lived in a major nuke target so I'd die instantly. My plan continues to be to launch a mini nuke at a a drive in full of nuclear cars and die in the resulting multiple nuclear explosions.
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Deified Data posted:Incidentally, where does "the" Ukraine come from? Is it deliberately reductive language meant to portray Ukraine as a province of Russia or is it just archaic? Huh. You know, I've never even thought twice about that before, I guess because it was so common during my childhood. (And yet it drives me crazy when my wife, who moved to Philadelphia from Los Angeles, calls the Schuylkill Expressway "The 76" and the Blue Route "The 476.") It's funny what valence language can convey without you even noticing it.
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LaserShark posted:Honestly, we all should have been leaving audio logs in remote locations months ago. Wait, you haven't been? I have weekly recordings of my exploits left in trash cans all around my city and one on the roof of a soda factory.
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haveblue posted:I've already made arrangements to have my skeleton propped up on a toilet in a funny pose, my future is secure *Skeleton Falls over and it looks like you died trying to fellate yourself* *News Media Picks up on it* *Discoverer writes a book about auto fellatio , starts world wide movement* *Birthrates Decline* *Human Race Dies*
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twice burned ice posted:Yes, we get that everyone does things because they want to, that every day people make a choice between being green and being selfish and every decision we make can probably be framed that way. "Why the gently caress do they enjoy these things?" Liberal tears. That's why they enjoy it. Literally the same reason Trump got elected.
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Hollismason posted:*Skeleton Falls over and it looks like you died trying to fellate yourself* Don't act like this is a bad thing.
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sean10mm posted:Everyone who thinks greenhouse gases are fake should be sent to live on Venus. That would require giving NASA a budget.
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Radish posted:In retrospect giving people more or less government representation based on where they lived was a bad idea. If I remember correctly it was only called "The Ukraine" when it was part of the Soviet Union. Like basically the Ukrainian part of the Soviet Union. Which is why now I think Ukrainians view "The Ukraine" with disdain.
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tetrapyloctomy posted:Huh. You know, I've never even thought twice about that before, I guess because it was so common during my childhood. (And yet it drives me crazy when my wife, who moved to Philadelphia from Los Angeles, calls the Schuylkill Expressway "The 76" and the Blue Route "The 476.") It's funny what valence language can convey without you even noticing it. I can't imagine not calling highways and freeways the x or the y. "Chyeah dude, the 99 was hella backed up all the way to the Grapevine but it settled down 'bout halfway through. Aight, surf to work broski." -Accurate representation of the middle to lower half of the state
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CommieGIR posted:Needs more Garden gnomes 
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Charliegrs posted:"Why the gently caress do they enjoy these things?" Yes, that's more accurate. "Rolling coal" isn't a fun pastime in itself. It just makes your car emit plumes of smoke. The imagined insult to liberals is 99% of the fun, and the remaining 1% could be simulated with a smoke machine. As a liberal I couldn't care less about idiots poisoning themselves with their car fumes. It's unlikely to affect me in my comfy blue state, and the pollution involved is tiny compared to even one standards-failing factory.
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Charliegrs posted:If I remember correctly it was only called "The Ukraine" when it was part of the Soviet Union. Like basically the Ukrainian part of the Soviet Union. Which is why now I think Ukrainians view "The Ukraine" with disdain. Trump is making the realities bleed into each other and this is the response to the alternate dimension version of myself that was about to post the Ukraine risk Seinfeld clip instead of bitching about our lovely Senate and electoral college.
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Deified Data posted:Incidentally, where does "the" Ukraine come from? Is it deliberately reductive language meant to portray Ukraine as a province of Russia or is it just archaic? time.com got ya covered
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oohhboy posted:That dumb gently caress. Everyone knows if you want the president's ear for the next few seconds you advertise on Fox News. Actually he calls Fox anchors directly now, no joke: https://twitter.com/yashar/status/870458693006929920
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i know what this means, but I'm going to assume they're going to be investigating him sticking his dick in some poultry
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theflyingorc posted:i know what this means, but I'm going to assume they're going to be investigating him sticking his dick in some poultry Keep loving that
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theflyingorc posted:i know what this means, but I'm going to assume they're going to be investigating him sticking his dick in some poultry If David Cameron can gently caress a dead pig, then Michael Flynn can gently caress a dead turkey. I also really don't want to know what dead animal Donald Trump has hosed.
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Flesh Forge posted:Actually he calls Fox anchors directly now, no joke: The only reason he called her directly is because he wants to gently caress her.
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enraged_camel posted:The only reason he called her directly is because he wants to gently caress her. Or is.
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