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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Justin Godscock posted:

Also that their fanbase was toxic and hostile to newcomers until 3 came along.

NMA is still toxic and hostile lol, its just that Fallout 3 made them irrelevant to listen to.

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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Like, a game is so boring that you're on the couch with a bong and it's midnight and you're like gently caress I might as well go to sleep, it seems like that's what Dragon Age wants me to do. Boring pos game.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

phasmid posted:

Like, a game is so boring that you're on the couch with a bong and it's midnight and you're like gently caress I might as well go to sleep, it seems like that's what Dragon Age wants me to do. Boring pos game.

I see the problem here. You played it on console like some kind of IDIOT SCRUB.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Chomp8645 posted:

I see the problem here. You played it on console like some kind of IDIOT SCRUB.

I was painting a picture. I actually played it on a laptop, windows 7. The way to play all games. (except the laptop part)

I keep a ps3 and a wii because of certain games tho.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


remember how dragon age's first game was a mechanically then-modern reimagining of Baldur's Gate style infinity engine games from the former kings of the CRPG, and for the sequel they rushed out a really lovely sequel that was just a Z budget Mass Effect action rpg. Whose main legacy was to be a touchstone for people who shouldn't even be allowed to play games, mostly because they jerked off to Hawke and Morrigan porn at some formative point in their stunted lives.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Jokes on them. I didn't even play Baldur's Gate :smaug:

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

a bone to pick posted:

NMA is still toxic and hostile lol, its just that Fallout 3 made them irrelevant to listen to.
This is true but I would appreciate you taking back the mean things you said about Fallout 2, a very good game.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

basic hitler posted:

remember how dragon age's first game was a mechanically then-modern reimagining of Baldur's Gate style infinity engine games from the former kings of the CRPG, and for the sequel they rushed out a really lovely sequel that was just a Z budget Mass Effect action rpg. Whose main legacy was to be a touchstone for people who shouldn't even be allowed to play games, mostly because they jerked off to Hawke and Morrigan porn at some formative point in their stunted lives.

yea

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

I'm confused as to when these games started being referred to as this instead of WRPG

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


a bone to pick posted:

I'm confused as to when these games started being referred to as this instead of WRPG

WRPG is a bit broader. Fallout 4 and witcher 3 are WRPGs but they're not CRPGs.

CRPGs are like the kind of micro-heavy pen-and-paper simulators like baldurs gate, icewind dale, pillars of eternity, Fallout 1&2.

Basically stuff that doesn't work well on a console

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissism_of_small_differences

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Interesting, I've been calling games like Arcanum and Fallout western RPGS because they were developed in the west lol.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


a bone to pick posted:

Interesting, I've been calling games like Arcanum and Fallout western RPGS because they were developed in the west lol.

yea it denotes a style that's prominent in the west



baldurs gate fundamentally doesn't play anything like a modern action rpg and to call them the same genre is pretty dumb

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

SpaceClown posted:

Because its nonesense. A good game is a good game. Your enjoyment shouldnt hinge on whether or not its a carbon copy of the previous game.

It's not nonsense. Something can be good without being a good example of the thing it claims to be. It's like what if you like hard SF, and someone says "HEY YOU SHOULD WATCH STAR WARS." You can't deny that it's a good movie, but it isn't what you wanted.

If you're in the mood for one thing, someone sells you something else that you might like in other circumstances but which is not the thing you want right now by telling you it is the thing you want. The thing you were sold is good, but you were sort of cheated.

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

basic hitler posted:

yea it denotes a style that's prominent in the west



baldurs gate fundamentally doesn't play anything like a modern action rpg and to call them the same genre is pretty dumb

Good luck defining your genres in a way which doesn't descend into that.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



basic hitler posted:

yea it denotes a style that's prominent in the west



baldurs gate fundamentally doesn't play anything like a modern action rpg and to call them the same genre is pretty dumb
final fantasy xv doesn't play like grandia

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
How do you define the genre of diablo 2? WRPG? CRPG? Dungeon Crawler?

Metroidvania souls-like dungeon-crawler shmup?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

a bone to pick posted:

How do you define the genre of diablo 2? WRPG? CRPG? Dungeon Crawler?

Metroidvania souls-like dungeon-crawler shmup?

ARPG

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

well, my unpopular videogame opinion is that Diablo 2 becomes more of a SHMUP at the end than anything else.

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009

a bone to pick posted:

well, my unpopular videogame opinion is that Diablo 2 becomes more of a SHMUP at the end than anything else.

I've never liked any of the Diablo games, in fact, I've never liked Blizzards output in general.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Updated my journal: there are apparently subsets of rpgs. I should talk to people around town and see what else has changed while I slumbered.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

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phasmid posted:

Updated my journal: there are apparently subsets of rpgs. I should talk to people around town and see what else has changed while I slumbered.

Objective Failed: seduce the bar maiden

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

fruit on the bottom posted:

Objective Failed: seduce the bar maiden

Frigid bitch!

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

A game can be both a wrpg and a crpg.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


phasmid posted:

Updated my journal: there are apparently subsets of rpgs. I should talk to people around town and see what else has changed while I slumbered.

A duck-faced man runs towards you in the street, making intense eye contact with his arms at his sides, his jaw opens unnaturally wide, and he begins screaming.

"WRPGs are western RPGs and they run the gamut from CRPGs which are RPG games that simulate a tabletop environment like D&D, and those are usually fairly open world with dungeons and free-form character creation, but not always. They're often either turn-based or something called "real time with pause" where you press a key to pause the game, and issue commands during combat". There's also action-RPGs which frequently have less open character creation but usually have better graphics, voice and a story that centers around a more traditional linear narrative. There are Also dungeon crawlers, a subset of action rpgs, and MOBAs, also a subset of this with RTS elements. Furthermore JRPGs are...."

You notice you are getting very bored and sleepy and as he approaches you collapse. You wake up laying down in a dank cell in some kind of pale monster typing furiously on a computer and cultivating a keyboard goop stew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-a5fQ5cELtc

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
So what kind of RPG would the Witcher be classified as? ARPG?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

So what kind of RPG would the Witcher be classified as? ARPG?
a bad one :hehe:

actually i've never played it so idk whether it's good or bad, just making a joke

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

a bone to pick posted:

So what kind of RPG would the Witcher be classified as? ARPG?

Polish RPG. Very thin genre.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Rubellavator posted:

Polish RPG. Very thin genre.

euro-rpg is definitely a thing, including stuff like Gothic and Technomancer and Two Worlds

they are usually janky but have some a lot of heart and redeeming features, Witcher 3 is like a euro rpg but taken to the MAX

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


It blends genres a bit but ultimately is is a wrpg in the vein of like skyrim except good

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Lol euro-rpgs are known for their game engines that feel like they're stitched together with duct tape and staples.

The Jumpoff
May 4, 2011
Your dad's in the Russian Mafia, that's the jumpoff!
I feel like E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy is in this made-up category because 1) It's french as gently caress 2) even though it's source engine the game feels janky as poo poo and 3) it's fun as gently caress and I love it.

Except it's an FPS so whatever.

SpaceClown
Feb 13, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The Jumpoff posted:

I feel like E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy is in this made-up category because 1) It's french as gently caress 2) even though it's source engine the game feels janky as poo poo and 3) it's fun as gently caress and I love it.

Except it's an FPS so whatever.

EYE is the Source Engine's answer to STALKER

The Jumpoff
May 4, 2011
Your dad's in the Russian Mafia, that's the jumpoff!

SpaceClown posted:

EYE is the Source Engine's answer to STALKER

That would explain a lot because i loving love me some STALKER. Shadow of Chernobyl may be one of the jankiest, buggiest games i have played but none of it mattered because of how that game managed to grip me and force me to git gud so i didn't get murdered by a track suit wearing slav with a double barrel. I never played Clear Sky admittedly so my view of the series would probably be a lot different if i had.

mystery fluid
Feb 12, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Jumpoff posted:

That would explain a lot because i loving love me some STALKER. Shadow of Chernobyl may be one of the jankiest, buggiest games i have played but none of it mattered because of how that game managed to grip me and force me to git gud so i didn't get murdered by a track suit wearing slav with a double barrel. I never played Clear Sky admittedly so my view of the series would probably be a lot different if i had.

There's no mention of Call of Pripyat in your post which is a shameful omission.


my current unpopular opinion is that the fog and sandstorms in bf1 look cool and cut down on snipers, which makes them A+ in my book

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

I can't get into the Witcher series... solely for the fact I don't like the main dude I'm forced to play as. No character creation and albinos creep me out.

Played all three and nope out about six or seven hours in, cuz I have this uneasy feeling that the power fantasy I'm in belongs to some geriatic polack and not me. Can't shake that off.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I have never finished a witcher game but I've played all 3.

I absolutely love the lore and the attention to detail, but the gameplay always sucks

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

While I'm here... Expedition: Vikings is a cool and fun game, you all should play it.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

jfood posted:

I can't get into the Witcher series... solely for the fact I don't like the main dude I'm forced to play as. No character creation and albinos creep me out.

Played all three and nope out about six or seven hours in, cuz I have this uneasy feeling that the power fantasy I'm in belongs to some geriatic polack and not me. Can't shake that off.
Same

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Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


jfood posted:

I can't get into the Witcher series... solely for the fact I don't like the main dude I'm forced to play as. No character creation and albinos creep me out.

Played all three and nope out about six or seven hours in, cuz I have this uneasy feeling that the power fantasy I'm in belongs to some geriatic polack and not me. Can't shake that off.

Yeah I am usually okay with either a character creator and a silent protagonist you can paint yourself onto or a written, set character. For some reason though that dude just doesn't hit me right and he feels worse than Autistic Batman from the new Deus Ex.

Is it wrong that the lovingly animated naked girl in the bath at the start immediately made me think "this game isn't for me" because my brain made the association that if it opens with jackoff bait, it's also horrible spergy poo poo?

That might not be fair to the game, but it's still an immediate mental association.

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