UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Al-Saqr: Nov 11, 2007; One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Vitamin P posted:

That lady is an absolute geezer but jesus christ Corbyn just threw the election.

" I would rather talk about actual scenario that concerns your life rather than talk about an end of the world scenario in which all humanity dies anyways"

Tory wins 99% of all seats.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:44

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# ? May 16, 2024 10:52

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Is hope officially over?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:44

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

jabby posted:

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO STOP THEM JEREMY?

Not with Trident for sure, since it's entirely a retaliatory weapon.

Eh, one of the big problems with Trident for MAD theory is that it does have a (alleged) depressed-trajectory capability, which means it *can* be used as a coup-de-main weapon. It was a major point of contention when it came up as the Polaris replacement.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:45

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Vitamin P posted:

That lady is an absolute geezer but jesus christ Corbyn just threw the election.

Yes but we're back to comedy where a loving shithead worries more about the minimum wage than nuclear war.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:45

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

I wish he'd agree to use trident on these assholes.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:45

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

Pissflaps posted:

One he's not prepared to use.

good

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:45

Gorn Myson: Aug 8, 2007

I didn't want to say anything guys, but to be honest I just really want a Prime Minister that can help exterminate the human species with nuclear weapons. Voting Tory next week.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:45

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Eh, one of the big problems with Trident for MAD theory is that it does have a (alleged) depressed-trajectory capability, which means it *can* be used as a coup-de-main weapon. It was a major point of contention when it came up as the Polaris replacement.

This election is giving me a depressed trajectory capability.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:46

forkboy84: Jun 13, 2012; Corgis love bread. And Puro

Regarde Aduck posted:

Is hope officially over?

What a relief. It was getting dangerous for a moment there, I almost convinced myself.

Thanks to the British public for convincing me that I was right all along to think the worst of them.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:46

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

Regarde Aduck posted:

Is hope officially over?

If so then nuclear war is that much more likely and WHEW thank goodness we have an itchy finger on that button haha

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:46

Snipee: Mar 27, 2010

Can you guys link to this crazy nuclear weapons thing? What happened?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:46

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

But what about IRAN and NORTH KOREA, countries I saw on a tv show once and can't find on a map because I'm a barely literate monster?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:46

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

This election is giving me a depressed trajectory capability.

SSRIs have a similar problem, apparently.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

TACD posted:

With nukes? Why won't you specify how they should all die??

Edit: It makes me just hopping mad that JC won't promise to slaughter millions, I'm loving fuming. what is he even for

a first strike jeremy?

a second strike?! a third?!?!?!?!? WHEN WILL YOU LAUNCH THE loving NUKES CORBYN

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

And Jesus, did the BBC put out an advertisement ensuring a massive oval office quota?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

Lovechop: Feb 1, 2005; cheers mate

a great question from the young mark e smith there

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

AMooseDoesStuff: Dec 20, 2012

One look at this 'Zero hours are good, actually' kid lets you know exactly how bad he wants to be punched.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

Tha_Joker_GAmer: Aug 16, 2006

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKK

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

Praseodymi: Aug 26, 2010

Glad that stupid haired poo poo from the audience is here to tell the leader of the opposition about economics.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

SSRIs have a similar problem, apparently.

Can we get SSBNs on the NHS in future?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:47

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Wait it's Friday, very few will hear and give much of a poo poo and it'll blow over by Monday. The damage may be minimal.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:48

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

"Dear jeremy, how can stopping me being exploited in a system that makes the call-on look like socialism possibly be a good thing?"

Who am I kidding, this prick has never and will never work a day in his life.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:48

josh04: Oct 19, 2008; "THE FLASH IS THE REASON
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Hahaha I called that loving slug in the front row as a Young Tory in the first few seconds. Glad to have it confirmed as he's the one grim gently caress who's always around to stick up for zero hours contracts.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:48

Lovechop: Feb 1, 2005; cheers mate

can jez just start throwing jam jars into the faces of these bellends already

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:48

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

This guy is a massive twat. Everyone loves working for Deliveroo, we all know that.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

namesake posted:

Wait it's Friday, very few will hear and give much of a poo poo and it'll blow over by Monday. The damage may be minimal.

Whats the significance of it being Friday?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

I hate th British people

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

jabby: Oct 27, 2010

Jeez people here are easily depressed. It was a bad moment, but he didn't poo poo himself on stage. Like the IRA, it's an issue that's already priced in to this election.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

oh great the IRA

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

Praseodymi: Aug 26, 2010

You know what, gently caress it. Hope labour gets 0 seats and the Tories put everyone into work houses. We deserve it.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:49

Vitamin P: Nov 19, 2013; Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

Snipee posted:

Can you guys link to this crazy nuclear weapons thing? What happened?

He wouldn't just say "I would do everything necessary to protect our people" and instead twisted in the wind about 'no first strikes' and didn't shut the gently caress up. He looked really dishonest and completely supported the whole 'nutty dangerous corbyn' attack. Hope is legit dead now it was loving terrible.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:50

Pesmerga: Aug 1, 2005; So nice to eat you

Seriously, this is starting to feel like a deliberate operation, Theresa May wasn't subject to nearly as much scrutiny, or difficult questioning. Is this like when the woman was asking to EDL supporters to fill the audience with?

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:50

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; c l o u d k i t t e n; Grimey Drawer

Really going for his weak spots eh?

To be fair he should be prepared for this.

# ? Jun 2, 2017 21:50

namesake: Jun 19, 2006; "When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."