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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Owlkill posted:

Went to the Hammersmith/Fulham deaf and disabled hustings tonight.

UKIP guy used the term 'mongoloid' in his opening remarks, got the constituency name wrong and said that people who can't spell end up resorting to a life of crime.
what the gently caress


OwlFancier posted:

If the UK fell under nuclear attack then launching in response would not undo that.
you don't support are boys

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
The problem is that by allowing it to be repeatedly battered on you reduce it to "would you be willing to nuke our enemies, personally, or not?".

The anti-apocalypse stance is weak, and the pro-apocalypse stance is known to be a lie.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

The idea that Corbyn's meetings with the IRA were part of the peace process rather than a measure of his support for their aims are not credible.

People don't believe his reasons for meeting them.

The two are not exclusive.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
It's like both sides are missing the point of the nukes. It isn' about using them or not. Their job is to stop us getting nuked with their very existence. What happens after is irrelevant.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I do honestly think it was a half dozen guys happy to find something they could press. The crowd was happier to hear good lady calling them scum than they were angry about his answers

I hope that's right.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

lol if you think those three guys who wanted child murder would've accepted that.

The wouldn't, but at least it's a clear line and it's an honest reason for not answering the question.

Genuinely this issue isn't top in the minds of most of the electorate. It's much more about appearing confident and prime ministerial when you answer.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Owlkill posted:

Went to the Hammersmith/Fulham deaf and disabled hustings tonight.

UKIP guy used the term 'mongoloid' in his opening remarks, got the constituency name wrong and said that people who can't spell end up resorting to a life of crime.

Tory guy was smarmy and awful, didn't know about his own party's planned cuts to disability benefit, kept talking about the number of disabled people in work being increased and left early (as did his UKIP chum).

Jesus. Where do they find these cunts from?

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Oberleutnant posted:

what the gently caress

Yeah doesnt he know the secret is to subtly insult your audience.

Theresa Mays new pledge:
7 foot golems of brass and iron in the likeness of Margaret Thatcher forged by the slave legions of Belial, prince of hell, to be given to all homes and give everyone a daily dose of ruthless genital crushing while they wear raw, untanned leather gimp gear.

Rigged Death Trap fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Jun 2, 2017

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Pesmerga posted:

Wish he'd have pointed out that North Korea can't reliably get a missile to South Korea, let alone the U.K.

That's a technical point. They may as well have said what happens if aliens invade; they want to hear a bloodthirsty response about slaughtering our enemies no matter how civilisation destroying such attitudes actually are.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
https://twitter.com/Simon_Pegg/stat...8143%23p2278143

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Corbyn is too honest for his own good sometimes. Just say you'd retaliate with a heavy heart, not like anyone would be alive to call you out on it if you don't.
No sorry I need to look directly into a first–strike airburst in order to finish

Owlkill posted:

Went to the Hammersmith/Fulham deaf and disabled hustings tonight.

UKIP guy used the term 'mongoloid' in his opening remarks, got the constituency name wrong and said that people who can't spell end up resorting to a life of crime.

Tory guy was smarmy and awful, didn't know about his own party's planned cuts to disability benefit, kept talking about the number of disabled people in work being increased and left early (as did his UKIP chum).
Based on my understanding of the voting public I assume he got a standing ovation?

Owlkill
Jul 1, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Jesus. Where do they find these cunts from?

Added more detail about the other candidates but that kind of sticks in the mind! He was an old LD who freely admitted he only joined UKIP to get out of Europe and now that was done he didn't want to be in politics much longer.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
"Yes I will do my part in destroying civilisation as we know it, for I am a maniacal power-hungry sociopath and think I can apply strategy from Sid Meier's games into real life. Next."

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Rigged Death Trap posted:

Yeah doesnt he know the secret is to subtly insult your audience.

Theresa Mays new pledge:
7 foot golems of brass and iron in the likeness of Margaret Thatcher forged by the slave legions of Belial, prince of hell, to be given to all homes and give everyone a daily dose of ruthless genital crushing while they wear raw, untanned leather gimp gear.

In this weather?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Regarde Aduck posted:

My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

He looked good for the first five minutes but became increasingly flustered as the audience questioned him. It wasn't a good night for him.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
"Actually yes, you gently caress, I'm going to use Trident to nuke the UK to make extra-sure that people like you don't survive. Chaos reigns."

BillBear
Mar 13, 2013

Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.

Regarde Aduck posted:

My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

He wasn't really panicking or anything, he just didn't give a good answer.

Meanwhile May looked very frustrated and fumbled her words a bit.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Regarde Aduck posted:

My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

His worst moment was when an audience member made yet another comment about nukes, and Corbyn was just silent for a second looking nervous. Then Dimbleby asked him if he wanted to come back on the point and he said 'no'. Some in the audience laughed.

It picked up from there. It was embarrassing, and certainly a lost opportunity, but not something that's going to do serious harm.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Regarde Aduck posted:

My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

He appeared deeply uncomfortable.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Regarde Aduck posted:

My guess is that this won't change much. Anyone that keen to start firing nukes was never going to vote for Corbyn. These were not swing voters and their message won't appeal to swing voters. More important was how Corbyn looked when answering. How obvious was it that he was bumbling?

Very.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

There's a lad from Beirut on my Facebook going mental that corbyn wants to let in immigrants hahai

Also his dad is going to shut down his salon because it's "not worth having a business under labour"

Funny old game.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Al-Saqr posted:

It's awesome how loving stupid people are, nukes, which will never happen until the end of the world and the IRA that issue was resolved 20 years ago, is nore important than them getting hosed over forever by the tories in every aspect of their actual lives, holy poo poo.

CORBYN JUST SAY YOULL KILL MILLIONS JUST SAY IT THESE PEOPLE ARE STUPID FOOLS ANYWAYS

Anecdotally speaking, an awful lot of people seem to have their views and political allegiances set in stone, and will ignore or twist anything that doesn't reaffirm their views.

I had a rather alarming conversation with my mother a few days ago, who regretfully has swallowed the concept of no money left hook, line and sinker, about the election. This is the conversation word for word.

quote:

Me: "You once told me you should vote for who you think is best for you and those you care about. Now can you honestly tell me that our family has been better off under the Tories as opposed to Labour?"

Mum: "Well let me tell you something, when you was barely out of nappies and your sister had just been born, we had nothing. Not a single penny to our name! We struggled every single day, and that was under a LABOUR government.

Me: "Wait, when I was a toddler? Mum, Labour didn't take power in my lifetime until I was 10 years old, [my sister] was 7."

Mum: "Who was in power when your sister was born then?"

Me: Margaret Thatcher.

Mum: "Oh."

Now to be fair due to her illness she's on large amounts of steroids and painkillers and it does affect her perception of things, but she votes. She is still convinced there is no money for any spending, that Labour borrowing caused the worldwide economic crash, and if you tax higher earners more it won't encourage people to better themselves.

The Tories took away her disability money. I doubt she is the only one who thinks this way.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

"We promise to unleash the armies of hades upon these british isles, engulfing them in an unending torrent of fire, blood and gore."

*audience is silent*

"The armies will be managed by a private contractor"

*Audience erupts into a standing ovation"

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I cannot believe the nuke question. It is so dumb.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

BBC News interviews 'small business owner' who asked Corbyn about the minimum wage. Turns out he's a Tory activist. Shocker, he thinks Corbyn did badly and May was Jesus incarnate.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

This is my warm up melt down and god drat it I'm doing my best before I Chernobyl it for real.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Ludicro posted:

Anecdotally speaking, an awful lot of people seem to have their views and political allegiances set in stone, and will ignore or twist anything that doesn't reaffirm their views.

I had a rather alarming conversation with my mother a few days ago, who regretfully has swallowed the concept of no money left hook, line and sinker, about the election. This is the conversation word for word.


Now to be fair due to her illness she's on large amounts of steroids and painkillers and it does affect her perception of things, but she votes. She is still convinced there is no money for any spending, that Labour borrowing caused the worldwide economic crash, and if you tax higher earners more it won't encourage people to better themselves.

The Tories took away her disability money. I doubt she is the only one who thinks this way.

:(

Tigey
Apr 6, 2015

Marmaduke! posted:

It's quite common when thinking about Ireland and the peace process, for people to remark that you don't make peace with your friends, you make peace with your enemies (I think it was a line in Game of Thrones, no wonder it gets quoted often). But really, as that audience showed, that's not what people want, it's weak to make peace with your enemies. No, the correct course of action is to bomb them into submission and make them surrender.

Nobody really cares about nukes/the IRA/Hamas. The questions are a trap: the point being to push him into saying something strong, or appear weak.

The underlying question is "Mr Corbyn, are you STRONG enough to do whatever it takes to fight for/stand up for/etc Britain?"

-If he answers the question "No, because X, then this portrays an image of him being WEAK and unfit to be PM
-If he gives a nuanced or evasive answer, then he also appears WEAK, and unfit to be PM.
-If he answers the question "Yes I would", there's a significant chance it would not be believed due to his past statements, which would allow the papers/Tories to cast the image of him as a liar, pulling up various quotes he made years ago.

Those questions are a trap for him, and there is no real good answer he can give to them.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Anidav posted:

I cannot believe the nuke question. It is so dumb.

Yes, but in the case that the world was going to hell in a handbasket, and billions were about to die and our civilisation was about to be destroyed, would you strike back at the fuckers??? This is important to me somehow!

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

BBC news interviewing audience members, including the two who asked Corbyn about nukes and antisemitism, and apparently no-one has changed their mind as a result of the debate. All undecided voters remain undecided.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

As a socilaist mr corby I want to know if you are willing to do your part in ensuring the collective destruction of the world instead of merely exploiting the labour of the nuclear proletariat???

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/870751543431180289

And replying to this with "for a fat loving idiot, this is a new level of inane shithousery. Now kindly gently caress off and keep loving off forever, you total fuckwit" got me another twitter lock. Politics is fun!

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

^^^lol ok Piers Morgan calling for first strikes to be military doctrine. Putting him up there with all the monsters we're supposed to be defending ourselves from.

jabby posted:

BBC news interviewing audience members, including the two who asked Corbyn about nukes and antisemitism, and apparently no-one has changed their mind as a result of the debate. All undecided voters remain undecided.

Not surprised, that was Corbyns worst showing.

gently caress I hope they're prepping the whole weekend to do something amazing on Monday.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Nuclear eradication chambers on every street corner

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

own the means of destruction!!!

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

jabby posted:

BBC news interviewing audience members, including the two who asked Corbyn about nukes and antisemitism, and apparently no-one has changed their mind as a result of the debate. All undecided voters remain undecided.

This is hope. At least it doesn't seem like the nuke question hurt him.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

National referendums in which countries wed prefer to trident

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/870751543431180289

And replying to this with "for a fat loving idiot, this is a new level of inane shithousery. Now kindly gently caress off and keep loving off forever, you total fuckwit" got me another twitter lock. Politics is fun!

if people can't use it to call Piers Morgan a fuckwit then what's the point of twitter I don't understand

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Snipee posted:

This is hope. At least it doesn't seem like the nuke question hurt him.

We needed people swung over, though. We need to keep making progress.

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