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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

SKULL.GIF posted:

Cool, Biegel just confirmed he's going to be wearing the mullet for this coming season

I'm wearing a Packer hat in Suamico as I post this.
If the kid fails spectacularly I'll still raise a beer to him.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


there's nothing in my life i want more than for jay cutler to become a Professional Football Analyst

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006

R.D. Mangles posted:

there's nothing in my life i want more than for jay cutler to become a Professional Football Analyst
I'm trying to decide if this would be the best thing ever, or the greatest thing ever.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


we all know it would be terrible because cutler would just be a boring this football here guy instead of the jay cutler we all have built up in our head

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Dreams come true, guys

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
His first Bears broadcast is going to be appointment television.

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
:staredog: I thought you all were kidding

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




I want to see Jay do sideline interviews.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





nmfree posted:

:staredog: I thought you all were kidding

"Lets turn to Jay for his take on the game. Jay, you've got some firsthand experience with this NFC North Packers/Bears matchup. What are your thoughts?"

*Takes drag off of cigarette* "Kevin, I am rock hard right now. My dick is like a lead bar at the thought of all the pain the Pack is going to inflict on this hapless Chicago team. Seriously if I stood up you could hang your coat on it. The Bears are going to be Green Bay's power bottom and Aaron Rodgers is going to be loving every minute of it."

"...uh, thanks for that, Jay. Anyway, hope your kid feels better soon."

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


it's happening.gif
https://twitter.com/MadDogRadio/status/860523001888034816

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
If only I could be a fly on the wall for that pre production meeting between the coaches and Cutler

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
cutler and romo are both going to suck nuts as commentators, since 90+ % of commentators suck nuts in general

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/ChicagoBears/status/862726832088649729

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



Those cars are indestructible.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




He didn't make him promise to be good though

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Did he make him promise to stop being a Packers fan yet?

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



BGrifter posted:

Did he make him promise to stop being a Packers fan yet?

Nope, Grandma's car took priority. Don't want to overwhelm him.

Knyteguy
Jul 6, 2005

YES to love
NO to shirts


Toilet Rascal

Sataere posted:

Nope, Grandma's car took priority. Don't want to overwhelm him.

On the phone call he made it sound like the car was a real beater. That thing isn't bad at all.

e: Trubisky totally looks like Zach from Saved by the Bell.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



Timby posted:



(God, forgive me for what I have done.)

Can someone do me a solid and set this up so I can make it my avatar? I'm sick of this dumb red title and this looks like the perfect successor to diabetic Jay.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.



Step 1: Hike
Step 2: Throw somewhere
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not start with me.

Darth Brooks fucked around with this message at 01:02 on May 13, 2017

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/867807905571102723


https://twitter.com/TomPelissero/status/867808695077527553

Glennon finally has weapons

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/michael_cohen13/status/870332191791865856

Packers players are smart enough to not take off their helmets before fighting :smaug: but not smart enough to know that punching a helmet is useless

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Never heard of either of those guys, had to look them up. 2017 UDFA fighting with 2016 2nd Round pick... gee, I wonder who is not going to be on the roster in Sept.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

LabyaMynora posted:

Never heard of either of those guys, had to look them up. 2017 UDFA fighting with 2016 2nd Round pick... gee, I wonder who is not going to be on the roster in Sept.

Both will be on the roster because we have very little depth at OLB

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/873245661529075713

:suicide:

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/PFF/status/874284164673146880

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Just how bad is Greg Robinson?

Filthy Casual
Aug 13, 2014

Henchman of Santa posted:

Just how bad is Greg Robinson?

As a Bears fan, I hope he starts.

xsf421
Feb 17, 2011

Henchman of Santa posted:

Just how bad is Greg Robinson?

Apparently better than Laken or JOE DAHL.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WHAT THE gently caress

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


R.D. Mangles posted:

WHAT THE gently caress


That's shopped, right?

Right?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

R.D. Mangles posted:

WHAT THE gently caress


agreed, who does he think he is wearing Rex's number like that?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


WHOOPS posted:

agreed, who does he think he is wearing Rex's number like that?

The Sacred #8 has already been subject to the most unholy of blasphemies

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

R.D. Mangles posted:

WHAT THE gently caress


God, he is all leg and neck

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





R.D. Mangles posted:

WHAT THE gently caress


You see, mom and pop Glennon's long necks allowed them to more easily reach the tastiest acacia leaves high in the trees. This conferred them a genetic benefit, which they have passed on to their offspring.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



We are all going to be amazed at how well he is able to survey the field.

Fork of Unknown Origins
Oct 21, 2005
Gotta Herd On?

Sataere posted:

We are all going to be amazed at how well he is able to survey the field.

Like a giraffe surveys the savanna, alerting the other wild animals to danger with a loud "HURRRNGGGGNGNNNGGHH"

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I keep reading the thread title as "The NFC North: Trepanation".

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Quiet Feet posted:

You see, mom and pop Glennon's long necks allowed them to more easily reach the tastiest acacia leaves high in the trees. This conferred them a genetic benefit, which they have passed on to their offspring.

God forbid he plays head to head against Brock Osweiler, that matchup would get ugly.

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Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
My best hope for the Bears is that Matt Ryan gets confused week one and wanders over to the Bears sideline because he sees kinship with Glennon, and it buffs up our QB corps

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