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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012
Another reminder (from the Telegraph, no less) that actual small business owners would quite like the Tories to git tae gently caress.

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Who is the other Alliance/Irish non sectarian voter? :buddy:

El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe
With the nuclear thing, isn't the obvious answer to literally just point out that if we got to that stage we'd all be dead anyway, so the only relevant thing to discuss is how not to get to that point...
Maybe that wouldn't go down so well though lol. Then again from the guardian feed it looks like there were a bunch of the audience pretty keen on nuclear holocaust

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

^^^Yeah some older guys, going to assume ex-soldiers, really needed to hear that their PM is willing to kill millions for the honour of Queen and Country. gently caress 'em.

crispix posted:

Who is the other Alliance/NI non sectarian voter? :buddy:

I'm more curious about the 8 Tory voters. Who are they? What do they get out of reading this thread (over than my amazing posting)? While we bloody hate Tories we're happy to discuss points with them so long as it's a bit deeper than 'lol lefty idiots spent all the money!'

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

jabby posted:

What Labour needs now is for this weekend's polls to be very good and show another great week of gains. That would probably overshadow the virtually tied debate and hopefully give them back the momentum.

Mm, I'm irritated at the lost opportunity to show some actually important policies but hopefully that can be regained later on, a lost opportunity is better than an actively harmful one.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

namesake posted:

^^^Yeah some older guys, going to assume ex-soldiers, really needed to hear that their PM is willing to kill millions for the honour of Queen and Country. gently caress 'em.


I'm more curious about the 8 Tory voters. Who are they? What do they get out of reading this thread (over than my amazing posting)? While we bloody hate Tories we're happy to discuss points with them so long as it's a bit deeper than 'lol lefty idiots spent all the money!'

I was pretty tempted to do a comedy ukip vote, maybe they all had the same idea.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

El Grillo posted:

With the nuclear thing, isn't the obvious answer to literally just point out that if we got to that stage we'd all be dead anyway, so the only relevant thing to discuss is how not to get to that point...
Maybe that wouldn't go down so well though lol. Then again from the guardian feed it looks like there were a bunch of the audience pretty keen on nuclear holocaust

Nuclear/defence questions are largely about the prime minister being Big Daddy/Big Mummy rather than any actual concrete concerns based in, y'know, facts and whatnot

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Less than a week before polling day and the exclusive UKMT poll suggests an unprecedented and overwhelming Labour majority. I'm quietly optimistic.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

namesake posted:

^^^Yeah some older guys, going to assume ex-soldiers, really needed to hear that their PM is willing to kill millions for the honour of Queen and Country. gently caress 'em.


I'm more curious about the 8 Tory voters. Who are they? What do they get out of reading this thread (over than my amazing posting)? While we bloody hate Tories we're happy to discuss points with them so long as it's a bit deeper than 'lol lefty idiots spent all the money!'

They post about us on other forums. I'm being serious :/

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

Mm, I'm irritated at the lost opportunity to show some actually important policies but hopefully that can be regained later on, a lost opportunity is better than an actively harmful one.

That's probably the best take away message. Prior to this debate the general mood was that it was up to the Tories to stop Labour's momentum. After this performance it's going to be up to Labour to do something to regain it.

Maybe they can make some more hay out of the Tory candidate being charged with a criminal offence?

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Oberleutnant posted:

Less than a week before polling day and the exclusive UKMT poll suggests an unprecedented and overwhelming Labour majority. I'm quietly optimistic.

Im concerned theres still time for a late surge in the Pissflaps vote.

Antwan3K
Mar 8, 2013

Random Integer posted:

Im concerned theres still time for a late surge in the Pissflaps vote.

It worries me that Labour have not ruled out a deal with Flaps

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

El Grillo posted:

With the nuclear thing, isn't the obvious answer to literally just point out that if we got to that stage we'd all be dead anyway, so the only relevant thing to discuss is how not to get to that point...
Maybe that wouldn't go down so well though lol. Then again from the guardian feed it looks like there were a bunch of the audience pretty keen on nuclear holocaust

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

The thing people aren't realising is how much of a get-out against voting for him Corbyn just served up. All those people possibly considering Labour because their kids are eloquently arguing for him? loving lost, because 'got to keep my family safe, they'll understand one day' just overwrote housing, living standards, secure employment and every other, actually relevant, issue that their children will have to face.

100% truth here, late afternoon today I went out with my dad and my dog to a corner where local Labour people met us and we went canvassing for a few hours and I feel like a mug for doing it if Corbs is going to throw the loving election like that. How dare he take the position of the one person who can stop May and pull that shite.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

goddamnedtwisto posted:

They already exist, but they do require a small explosive charge so maybe aren't great for hand-holding.

??? or a commonly used flash for a camera. d cell, pop. i prefer a ultraviolet laser wand myself

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

OwlFancier posted:

Mm, I'm irritated at the lost opportunity to show some actually important policies but hopefully that can be regained later on, a lost opportunity is better than an actively harmful one.

If you don't see how that display was actively harmful then lol

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vitamin P posted:

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

The thing people aren't realising is how much of a get-out against voting for him Corbyn just served up. All those people possibly considering Labour because their kids are eloquently arguing for him? loving lost, because 'got to keep my family safe, they'll understand one day' just overwrote housing, living standards, secure employment and every other, actually relevant, issue that their children will have to face.

100% truth here, late afternoon today I went out with my dad and my dog to a corner where local Labour people met us and we went canvassing for a few hours and I feel like a mug for doing it if Corbs is going to throw the loving election like that. How dare he take the position of the one person who can stop May and pull that shite.

I think you're being extremely stupid with this post.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

lot of catastrophising itt

anybody swung by corbyn's policy on nuclear genocide was already swung long ago

all the smears on defence, terror and nukes have already been battered into the ground a year or so back

meanwhile, may's wounds are still freshly opened and the press smells that blood, whatever they publish on corbyn will just be warmed-over reiterations of old attacks

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

crispix posted:

Who is the other Alliance/Irish non sectarian voter? :buddy:

Persumably someone who lives in east or south belfast

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I'm on to you

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Vitamin P posted:

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

The thing people aren't realising is how much of a get-out against voting for him Corbyn just served up. All those people possibly considering Labour because their kids are eloquently arguing for him? loving lost, because 'got to keep my family safe, they'll understand one day' just overwrote housing, living standards, secure employment and every other, actually relevant, issue that their children will have to face.

100% truth here, late afternoon today I went out with my dad and my dog to a corner where local Labour people met us and we went canvassing for a few hours and I feel like a mug for doing it if Corbs is going to throw the loving election like that. How dare he take the position of the one person who can stop May and pull that shite.

You are being hysterical. It's times like this I like to play Zelda: Tales of Wind of Walkerwindy Wakes on my ninty: SWITCH Freedom to have fun. Wherever. Whenever.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
I'm sitting here with food poisoning and all I can think about is this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKbDKsNsjac

Except that version cuts out a bit early. Point of it is, MAD doesn't work because it's an insane prospect and even if all the world leaders were insane they'd be far more likely to press all the buttons than to go along with the script of worrying about the rest pushing buttons when they do.

Verizian fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Jun 2, 2017

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

crispix posted:

They post about us on other forums. I'm being serious :/

What other forums?

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Vitamin P posted:

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

The thing people aren't realising is how much of a get-out against voting for him Corbyn just served up. All those people possibly considering Labour because their kids are eloquently arguing for him? loving lost, because 'got to keep my family safe, they'll understand one day' just overwrote housing, living standards, secure employment and every other, actually relevant, issue that their children will have to face.

100% truth here, late afternoon today I went out with my dad and my dog to a corner where local Labour people met us and we went canvassing for a few hours and I feel like a mug for doing it if Corbs is going to throw the loving election like that. How dare he take the position of the one person who can stop May and pull that shite.

Corbyn isn't where he is and Labour aren't polling so well because they're willing to say and do anything to grab a poll point; they're there because Corbyn forced them to do the opposite of that. If you feel a retaliatory strike is a good idea then that's different but saying that the PM should lie to the public about what they'd do in a serious (although extremely unlikely hypothetical) situation is bad on so many levels.

He didn't do anything wrong, he just ran up against our stupid countries awful attitude about nuclear weapons and militarism.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The main point of a deterrent is that sometimes violence and the threat of violence, while unpleasant and detrimental to society, is necessary to prevent even worse things from happening.
For example, if the BBC had ignored what Clarkson did and just let him go around with the constant threat of him being free to punch people, it's highly likely that Morgan would have gone into hiding.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Vitamin P posted:

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

The thing people aren't realising is how much of a get-out against voting for him Corbyn just served up. All those people possibly considering Labour because their kids are eloquently arguing for him? loving lost, because 'got to keep my family safe, they'll understand one day' just overwrote housing, living standards, secure employment and every other, actually relevant, issue that their children will have to face.

100% truth here, late afternoon today I went out with my dad and my dog to a corner where local Labour people met us and we went canvassing for a few hours and I feel like a mug for doing it if Corbs is going to throw the loving election like that. How dare he take the position of the one person who can stop May and pull that shite.

I think you might be exaggerating a bit if you think the election swung on his answer to that question.

Am I disappointed he didn't answer it better? Sure, but I also know there's no way on Earth I could go up against an audience that hostile on national TV and not have a full-on breakdown, so I'm willing to cut him a little bit of slack. Personally I thought after the Trident section he could easily have gone to pieces, but he pulled it back rather well.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
It's ok to think Corbyn should put principles before giving a satisfactory answer about the use of nuclear weapons, but understand that this is part of the reason why he won't become prime minister.

You can't have it both ways.

haakman
May 5, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

The main point of a deterrent is that sometimes violence and the threat of violence, while unpleasant and detrimental to society, is necessary to prevent even worse things from happening.

EDIT - Actually, it doesn't matter. Silly line of reasoning on my part.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

jabby posted:

Am I disappointed he didn't answer it better? Sure, but I also know there's no way on Earth I could go up against an audience that hostile on national TV and not have a full-on breakdown, so I'm willing to cut him a little bit of slack. Personally I thought after the Trident section he could easily have gone to pieces, but he pulled it back rather well.

The audience wasn't hostile until he hosed up. The first half he was absolutely fantastic .

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Snipee posted:

What other forums?

Gbs hates the whole of D&D and the weird SASS offspring sites no doubt have a good alt-reich chuckle at our silly childish socialism. Not sure why we should care. They talk about us because they're assholes much like what was in that audience.

Pissflaps posted:

It's ok to think Corbyn should put principles before giving a satisfactory answer about the use of nuclear weapons, but understand that this is part of the reason why he won't become prime minister.

You can't have it both ways.

If you're right we've already lost. We can't have good leaders because being good prevents you from being the PM.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Pesmerga posted:

Every single journalist giving the trite 'the winners tonight were the audience, who are lovely and wonderful and amazing' need to be taken outside and given a good hard slap nuking.


crispix posted:

Who is the other Alliance/Irish non sectarian voter? :buddy:

Was considering it, but went with Nats instead. If I was still there I'd want to try and save are wee country from the shite that is England and Wales.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
No, I believe that Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face once and if he was more worried about that happening more often then maybe he'd stop saying stupid poo poo.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vitamin P posted:

The audience wasn't hostile until he hosed up. The first half he was absolutely fantastic .

I have a suspicion that people obsessed with nuking other countries and not satisfied with an unwillingness to do so might be hostile to noted nuke-averse Jeremy Corbyn.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Pissflaps posted:

It's ok to think Corbyn should put principles before giving a satisfactory answer about the use of nuclear weapons, but understand that this is part of the reason why he won't become prime minister.

You can't have it both ways.

Agreeing with Pissflaps which is always a bit weird.

Same logic with Tim Farron and homosexuality really; they believe something really at odds with public opinion and they get major flak for it. Difference of their objections is Jeremy isn't going to kill millions and Tim is denying humans the freedom to be happy.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I guess it makes sense that most British people are constantly imagining the country being destroyed. It's a shame they won't make the connection between their nihilism and the Tories making their life poo poo.

namesake posted:

Agreeing with Pissflaps which is always a bit weird.

Same logic with Tim Farron and homosexuality really; they believe something really at odds with public opinion and they get major flak for it. Difference of their objections is Jeremy isn't going to kill millions and Tim is denying humans the freedom to be happy.

I think he's right to. But he's right about a thing that just makes everything ultimately pointless. Politics is just going to be liars lying forever.

Ardent Communist
Oct 17, 2010

ALLAH! MU'AMMAR! LIBYA WA BAS!

Regarde Aduck posted:

Gbs hates the whole of D&D and the weird SASS offspring sites no doubt have a good alt-reich chuckle at our silly childish socialism. Not sure why we should care. They talk about us because they're assholes much like what was in that audience.
well, i tend to occasionally talk up you mates on the rhizzone, so it's not like it's all hate.

haakman
May 5, 2011

Guavanaut posted:

No, I believe that Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan in the face once and if he was more worried about that happening more often then maybe he'd stop saying stupid poo poo.

I concur. We should probably encourage an increase in nuclear proliferation in that example. By that I mean we should allow more people to punch him in the face.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded

OwlFancier posted:

I have a suspicion that people obsessed with nuking other countries and not satisfied with an unwillingness to do so might be hostile to noted nuke-averse Jeremy Corbyn.

For the first half he was eloquent, passionate and on a whole other level than May in terms of the depth, specificity and nuance of his answers. Even if someone was hostile they weren't able to express it because he had the room onside and the questions were flowing so smoothly.

Then he hosed it up.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

learnincurve posted:

Errr she knows nothing about learning disabilities, a lot of them can be picked up at baby checks. How will school training help that?

Im late as hell but I can answer this. Baby checks/one-stop checks can (mostly) only pick up those caused by a genetic disorder. A learning disability is (medically) characterised by
1. IQ below 70
2. Causing delays in development
3. Diagnosed before age 18.

And this is before bringing in learning difficulties such as autism or add into the mix

Schools need training in order to both identify potential learning difficulties/disabilities (this information could then be used to aid diagnosis), as well as training in order to best support equality of access to mainstream education

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Vitamin P posted:

For the first half he was eloquent, passionate and on a whole other level than May in terms of the depth, specificity and nuance of his answers. Even if someone was hostile they weren't able to express it because he had the room onside and the questions were flowing so smoothly.

Then he hosed it up.

I did say I would prefer him to categorically and bluntly state that he wouldn't nuke anybody but I suspect you wouldn't be any happier with that answer :v:

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Vitamin P posted:

Mutually assured destruction is a thing people understand and people don't like to be told, by a man wanting to be their leader, that 'we loving die and the fucks that killed get off scott free lol' is in any way a plan.

anyone who uses nukes on a NATO state is going to immediately invite world armageddon anyway, the UK not doing it personally isn't going to stop the US ending the world in hellfire over it

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