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SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Data Graham posted:

I don't think I want to know how many people are inappropriately well disposed toward coal because they think it's the same thing as charcoal and they like grilling :negative:

I thought this until about halfway through high school, so I wouldn't be surprised if there were a ton of folks out there who got a poor enough education to still believe this, and somehow have it color their politics.

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Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

beato posted:

I asked my friend for some more screen captures and more information about him, other than being British which I pointed out in another comment, he's actually my friend's colleague. I asked my friend if he could tell me anything more and he said That apart from reassuring me that the guy is definitely not a troll (he's actually like this at work too), he said this guy also identifies as a witch, and he always books time off work during a full moon.

Speaking of full moons:

This guy is loving amazing

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Not to be That Guy, but I'm pretty sure anthracite coal is an additive to some brands of charcoal briquette, which I believe is what this guy was trying to say with "some charcoal has anthracite coal" but could have been, like, phrased intelligently.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

beato posted:

Speaking of full moons:


This guy needs a SA account

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

Not to be That Guy, but I'm pretty sure anthracite coal is an additive to some brands of charcoal briquette, which I believe is what this guy was trying to say with "some charcoal has anthracite coal" but could have been, like, phrased intelligently.

cool so my burgers have coal derived radiation in them

thanks big coal!

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Most likely! If my quick check is accurate, Kingsford uses anthracite in their briquettes.

I exclusively use expensive-rear end lump charcoal because I can taste/smell nearly any additive and it's scary.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Hardcordion posted:

I don't see what the big deal is here? Excluding situations where the door is clearly broken or unaligned, the gap is a finger's width at best. Way too narrow for someone outside to sneak a peek at your poopin' unless they press their face right up against the door and at that point they might as well just crawl under/over to get a better view.
Yeah nah a finger's width is more than enough. I was able to see people's making GBS threads posture and faces and all just by strolling past and looking casually in the direction of the doors. Parallax is a thing.

Crocoswine posted:

For stalls, no.
That is insane. That's an insane thing.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

HAT FETISH posted:

Yeah nah a finger's width is more than enough. I was able to see people's making GBS threads posture and faces and all just by strolling past and looking casually in the direction of the doors. Parallax is a thing.

Oh yeah, I meant to say this earlier. An inch might as well be a loving peep show window when you're 5ft or more away. Doubly so if you're in a handicapped stall where the toilet is far away from the stall door

Blackfish
Sep 12, 2007

we have to be prepared to smoke a thousand joints before our quest is complete
Lady posted this on a recent CAKE Facebook post:
https://m.imgur.com/a/xxc8T

Decided to check out her page to see what's up:

Huntress lady posted:

"If c.o. is always taking it's drama towards whites, because that's where plants are... then it should let chlorophyll win, & turn blacks green."

"If it's not gently feeding itself to plants, then WHY would it need to take it's desert survivor drama to whites?"

.

On the sun, white Huntresses are one of the most massive gatherings.

But this is happening inside the e m shield of a planet's mass herder running backwards.

The moment the land decides to become as white as possible and eat blacks... get ready for asteroid impacts... and for me to become something different.

.

If your life's greatest achievement is birthing something, and you know sex is all men want you for...

How are you different from a livestock animal?

.

Since the planet is dominating light and dark using female sexist livestock animals:

Males might try derailing attempts to criticise them by asking "what is more important about me, than my sex organs?"
http://imgur.com/a/lPR64
Her whole page is like this

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Males silence, harm, invade, use, and colonize women on a level completely separate from ANY culture or socialization. Their DNA “knows” that if women could reproduce without them (and we could, with relatively little tweaking) that they will simply CEASE TO EXIST. Their very biology is flawed and dependent on sucking the life out of females, quite, quite literally.

For example, did you know that male genes effectively SILENCE female genes, and that sperm carries genetic information designed to override a woman’s genetic information and force fetuses to grow larger than they normally would? And that they also inject genetic information designed to prevent the female body from evolving to be able to reproducing asexually?

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Males silence, harm, invade, use, and colonize women on a level completely separate from ANY culture or socialization. Their DNA “knows” that if women could reproduce without them (and we could, with relatively little tweaking) that they will simply CEASE TO EXIST. Their very biology is flawed and dependent on sucking the life out of females, quite, quite literally.

For example, did you know that male genes effectively SILENCE female genes, and that sperm carries genetic information designed to override a woman’s genetic information and force fetuses to grow larger than they normally would? And that they also inject genetic information designed to prevent the female body from evolving to be able to reproducing asexually?

Funny, you could swap male/female and man/woman in this screed and it would still be just as believable as a LoB post

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/aigkenham/statu...the-internet%2F

Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

You're more of a peach frappe in that light.

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
I refuse to believe that I am the only one who does this:





Also, I was at the Jack In the Box the other day stuffing my face, and they had unisex bathrooms. It was the Jack In The Box of the future.

wyoming
Jun 7, 2010

Like a television
tuned to a dead channel.

And they say film criticism died with Ebert.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

MageMage posted:

I refuse to believe that I am the only one who does this:





Also, I was at the Jack In the Box the other day stuffing my face, and they had unisex bathrooms. It was the Jack In The Box of the future.

I think you guys are being a bit paranoid about the gaps in the stalls. Besides, all the unisex bathroom I've been in had what was basically private little rooms for each toilet.

SHY NUDIST GRRL
Feb 15, 2011

Communism will help more white people than anyone else. Any equal measures unfairly provide less to minority populations just because there's less of them. Democracy is truly the tyranny of the mob.

timp posted:

Funny, you could swap male/female and man/woman in this screed and it would still be just as believable as a LoB post

Yeah honestly insane misandry is a breath of fresh air

bean_shadow
Sep 27, 2005

If men had uteruses they'd be called duderuses.

Baron Corbyn posted:

other liberals? He was a socialist.

He was critical of other socialists.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Facebook Aunt posted:

I can't see unisex washrooms ever catching on in North America as long as we use the puritanical gaping stalls. https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/i-can-see-you?utm_term=.ps36bOOnw#.klRp533xB



That is monstrous. In work all of our bathroom stalls are self contained mini-bathrooms with their own sinks and driers as well.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

EmmyOk posted:

That is monstrous. In work all of our bathroom stalls are self contained mini-bathrooms with their own sinks and driers as well.

This kind of thing kills me! :cry: The slit. Not your bathroom setup. That would be awesom!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV0-OnsYVQU

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

People who try and talk to you while you're in the bathroom will be the first to go in the revolution.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

EmmyOk posted:

People who try and talk to you while you're in the bathroom will be the first to go in the revolution.

Definitely. NO TALKING!

FirstAidKite
Nov 8, 2009
Sorry if this doesn't really count as idiots on social media, but this entire video and its comments are just.......dreadful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8B-FuM6r_8

God drat

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

The Relentless posted:

Definitely. NO TALKING!

The work set-up is amazing, it's like being at home!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Lottery of Babylon posted:

Males silence, harm, invade, use, and colonize women on a level completely separate from ANY culture or socialization. Their DNA “knows” that if women could reproduce without them (and we could, with relatively little tweaking) that they will simply CEASE TO EXIST. Their very biology is flawed and dependent on sucking the life out of females, quite, quite literally.

For example, did you know that male genes effectively SILENCE female genes, and that sperm carries genetic information designed to override a woman’s genetic information and force fetuses to grow larger than they normally would? And that they also inject genetic information designed to prevent the female body from evolving to be able to reproducing asexually?

I love it because you can see the true things all of this is based on but they completely misunderstand it.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.




Midnight Voyager
Jul 2, 2008

Lipstick Apathy

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
Some people look like a thumb. He looks like a pinky.

Bogan King
Jan 21, 2013

I'm not racist, I'm mates with Bangladesh, the guy who sells me kebabs. No, I don't know his real name.

I think you mean

El Tortuga
Apr 27, 2007

¡Terrible es el Guerrero de Tortuga!

Idiots on Social Media: Won't bow b4 any man

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

All I can think of is the Preacher "WHERE THE gently caress IS YOUR CHIN" panel

Plom Bar
Jun 5, 2004

hardest time i ever done :(
The only thing grosser than Cassandra Fairbanks are the dudes that are constantly being openly horny at her on twitter

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/870862100570288128

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Oh no, guy who was kinda right-wing but hasn't previously been a total shitlord

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/870863546665619456

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oh no, guy who was kinda right-wing but hasn't previously been a total shitlord



I very rarely have the chance to say this unironically but why's he gotta be black?

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

I very rarely have the chance to say this unironically but why's he gotta be black?
The generous part of me wants to say it's a Zulu reference (that's a Martini-Henry rifle, which is featured heavily in the movie Zulu and is also in the new Battlefield, and this guy is super into British history so he'd know that) but even then it's like holy poo poo.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Oh no, guy who was kinda right-wing but hasn't previously been a total shitlord



aren't these actually black twitter memes about white boys being school shooters?

Like 'boy he bout to do it'

example:

nerdz has a new favorite as of 06:03 on Jun 3, 2017

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

nerdz posted:

aren't these actually black twitter memes about white boys being school shooters?

Like 'boy he bout to do it'

example:


Chris Rock once said something post-columbine about how he was going to send his kids to an inner-city school because these middle-class white kids are crazy, and it gave a bunch of people something else of his that they could quote ad nauseum aside from "Um, well actually black people hate niggers too".

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