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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Darkest timeline result is that we get a Tory government because John Woodcock won't vote for Corbyn's budget.

EDIT: ComRes really is putting everything on the strength of their turnout weighting. Changes their unweighted data from 39/35 Tories to 47/35 Tories.

jabby fucked around with this message at 18:49 on Jun 3, 2017

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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

This is a really weird combination:
https://twitter.com/MattTurner4L/status/871059260490362884

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Im that photo getting cropped in half and them being tagged as ISIS within 10 minutes by tory HQ

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

^^^Bob Crow brigade are p cool. Not as hilarious as pisspiggrandad was though.

Spangly A posted:

it's not Gunningham?

Don't think it was ever confirmed by Banksy so they want some mystery about it.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

ronya posted:

how so? The EC explicitly warned GiveYourVote for this. The relevant bit of legislation goes

quote:

communicate at any time to any person any information obtained in a polling station as to the candidate for whom a voter in that station is about to vote or has voted,

It doesn't have to be someone else

Surely the use of 'obtained' is the crucial one. It has to be information that you only access as a result of your visit to the polling station. You're not distributing anything obtained as a result of your visit if you distribute a picture of your own vote.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Pochoclo posted:

Because any idiot would be able to know all voter IDs in a constituency if they are sequential. Sure, they might not be able to do jack-poo poo with that information, but why even risk it, when there's a perfect viable alternative that doesn't need more resources or effort?

I mean, I'm sorry if I come across as excessive or whatever, I just was involved in the development of very secure software before and this is like a cardinal sin to me.

Huh? The voter ID number is literally pointless to know, what with the electoral rolls being a matter of public record and the voter ID being generated purely for that one election, and the ballot number is used purely to ensure that all ballot papers have been counted. Hashing either of these not only doesn't improve security in any way but *does* require considerable extra effort *and* makes mistakes more likely.

Simply by putting the ballots in sequential order you can ensure they are all counted without recourse to any third-party systems, and ditto with the voter records.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
there's been weirder bedfellows: http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/features/american-anarchists-ypg-kurdish-militia-syria-isis-islamic-state-w466069

I wonder whether the totally-not-special-forces "advisors" of the US, Russia, Saudi Arabia, Turkey, Iran, Pakistan, etc., outnumber the would-be International Brigades volunteers?

i'm sure the folks in the ME threads can name all the assorted factions better than i can

c0burn
Sep 2, 2003

The KKKing
Take a look at @D_Raval's Tweet: https://twitter.com/D_Raval/status/870973372078981121?s=09

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006


lmao

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."


Lol now get that remixed with the taxi driver grime track from Twitter and it'll get to number 1 as well.

BobbyThompson
Mar 23, 2001

I hope his filter doesn't get clogged. You have to pay men to get special chemicals to sort it out for you.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting
What's with the "BBC presenter tries to..." angle? The tweet comes off like it's celebrating Paul Mason winning an argument, but a) she was quoting what Amber Rudd as a discursive point, it didn't seem to me like she was pushing any agenda at all, and b) Paul Mason was a BBC journalist for like 10 years, he only moved to Channel 4 a few years ago.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I think it may just be flytipping disguised as protest

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/J_Oblong/status/871060344432734208

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hoops posted:

What's with the "BBC presenter tries to..." angle? The tweet comes off like it's celebrating Paul Mason winning an argument, but a) she was quoting what Amber Rudd as a discursive point, it didn't seem to me like she was pushing any agenda at all, and b) Paul Mason was a BBC journalist for like 10 years, he only moved to Channel 4 a few years ago.

angler angling for angle

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Hoops posted:

What's with the "BBC presenter tries to..." angle? The tweet comes off like it's celebrating Paul Mason winning an argument, but a) she was quoting what Amber Rudd as a discursive point, it didn't seem to me like she was pushing any agenda at all, and b) Paul Mason was a BBC journalist for like 10 years, he only moved to Channel 4 a few years ago.

Quoting a facetious Tory talking point verbatim is kind of a lovely thing to do

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Kurtofan posted:

angler angling for angle
Two professional journalists, not party politicians, who were almost certainly colleagues for years, on a discussion panel, going over party claims, during election season. That's how these conversations work. Anyone who reads that as the renegade Mason owning the biased MSM doesn't understand what they're looking at.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Hoops posted:

What's with the "BBC presenter tries to..." angle? The tweet comes off like it's celebrating Paul Mason winning an argument, but a) she was quoting what Amber Rudd as a discursive point, it didn't seem to me like she was pushing any agenda at all, and b) Paul Mason was a BBC journalist for like 10 years, he only moved to Channel 4 a few years ago.

it's bollocks

impartial journalists should not only be able but be required to not present utter bollocks as a legitimate point

Hoops posted:

Two professional journalists, not party politicians, who were almost certainly colleagues for years, on a discussion panel, going over party claims, during election season. That's how these conversations work. Anyone who reads that as the renegade Mason owning the biased MSM doesn't understand what they're looking at.

you're right on this tho

haakman
May 5, 2011

Spangly A posted:

it's bollocks

impartial journalists should not only be able but be required to not present utter bollocks as a legitimate point


you're right on this tho

Hasn't Mason had some form of Damascene conversion to correct thought recently? I don't read enough of him to really know to be honest.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Hoops posted:

Two professional journalists, not party politicians, who were almost certainly colleagues for years, on a discussion panel, going over party claims, during election season. That's how these conversations work. Anyone who reads that as the renegade Mason owning the biased MSM doesn't understand what they're looking at.

He doesn't work for Channel 4 News anymore.
He literally goes out campaigning for the Labour party these days: https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/870962878727278592

Also since we're on the topic this is from his latest blog post: https://medium.com/mosquito-ridge/the-course-is-set-on-hope-9cf575076711

quote:

I have repeatedly warned the Labour left that, though our economic programme feels fairly moderate to us, to our adversaries, it feels revolutionary. They will treat us as revolutionaries. And that’s what’s happening

To support Corbyn’s Labour is to open yourself up to accusations of supporting terror, threatening national security, advocating communism and sabotaging “the will of the people”.

Screeching mainstream commentators now say this openly — such as the former Bank of England economist Andrew Lilico, who tweeted that if 38% of Brits even support Labour in the polls then we “do not deserve democracy”.

My advice was always: do the left economic programme first and forget any systemic challenge to the military, diplomatic and security status quo; the economic programme it is radical enough, and resistance to it will be so strong that it will take an entire 5 year parliament to enact.

That’s what Alexis Tsipras understood in Greece, when he removed all the criticism of NATO from Syriza’s programme, refused to dismantle key parts of the Greek secret state, refused to take on the Orthodox Church.

If you are going to dismantle the economic power of the elite, do not simultanteously try to disrupt their institutional, diplomatic and geostrategic certainties. In fact, the Greek experience shows that — in order to effect strategic economic change — the left has to align itself with parts of the national story and take parts of that apparartus with it.

The problem is, for large numbers of radical young people — including left nationalists in Scotland, Greens and people in Momentum — dismantling Britain’s ability to repeat Iraq and Afghanistan, and repress protest movements and stigmatise minorities, is what they came into politics to do. And so did those most closely identified with Corbyn.

So we go into this final week as the classic British motley army Shakespeare wrote about in Henry V. Traditional Labour centrists, prodded out of their sulk by the sudden realisation we have momentum and hope; Greens lending us their vote; the Guardian’s metropolitan liberals grudgingly accepting that a form of radicalism can work. The bright techocrats of Momentum, trained in horizontal activism. Northern working class bruisers, male and female, from the PLP; Welsh Labour, determined to do it their own way; plus a regiment of new converts who don’t fit into any existing category of the left. Moving through us on the eve of battle with zen-like calm, is the white-bearded, snaggle-toothed MP for Islington.

And the battle is coming.

The elite and the billionaire owned media will throw every dirty trick and smear at us for five days. If you have only understood politics as a kind of ping-pong game with a known set of rules, get set to be shocked. All we have on our side is momentum, hope and the massive voter registration of young people that just happened.

If we win the elite will say “WTF just happened?”. So will we.

But here’s the point. If we lose, we will do so possessing all the momentum in British politics. I’m told it’s certain May will be replaced within a year — but who by? There’s scant appetite in the Tories for austerity. They’ve understood the deep positive reaction to Labour’s break with austerity.

That the Tory party drops austerity is likely; but whether it can kick the habit of economic nationalism and xenophobia is a different question. Given the influx of ex-UKIP types, the Tories will probably emerge from a post-May leadership battle as a conservative English nationalist formation.

The only certainty is: win or lose, Labour must become a more democratic party. We’ve had to fight this election with MPs we could not choose. The HQ remains an unwilling participant in the Corbyn project, as does much of the regional apparatus.

The single most valuable weapon in the whole campaign — the manifesto — was a product of party democracy. The second most valuable thing — the leader — was a product of democracy. Yet beyond that there is no democracy.

To find a better way to fit the Labour Party’s different factions and intellectual traditions — this too needs a deeper democracy, so that all can feel they have ownership of the strategy, tactics, slogans and priorities. Democracy means above all stopping the PLP from blocking left candidates in future; having the right to re-select MPs, and ending the system of ad-hoc bans, suspensions and time limits that are strangling opposition to the HQ bureaucracy.

dispatch_async fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Jun 3, 2017

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was really confused because I was sure that Paul Mason was a chode.

But apparently he's cool?

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010
So I'm going to be in the audience for the Newsbeat Youth Debate on Tuesday. Not been given very much information on what it'll be like, but I'm quite excited. Hopefully get a chance to rag on some Young Tory's live on air but I'm not holding my breath.

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

OwlFancier posted:

I was really confused because I was sure that Paul Mason was a chode.

But apparently he's cool?
He's a proper burn-it-all-down pinko. Why did you think he was a chode?

I'm reading his wiki now and I'm more surprised that he's 57

Intrinsic Field Marshal
Sep 6, 2014

by SA Support Robot

Wheres the posh asian guy?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hoops posted:

He's a proper burn-it-all-down pinko. Why did you think he was a chode?

I'm reading his wiki now and I'm more surprised that he's 57

I thought he was one of the lousy journos that spent all their time whingeing about how we can't possibly tax people and pay for things with it because the free market is the answer to everything.

I must have his name confused with someone else.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Hoops posted:

Two professional journalists, not party politicians, who were almost certainly colleagues for years, on a discussion panel, going over party claims, during election season. That's how these conversations work. Anyone who reads that as the renegade Mason owning the biased MSM doesn't understand what they're looking at.

i just like alitteratons

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


OwlFancier posted:

I was really confused because I was sure that Paul Mason was a chode.

But apparently he's cool?

Nah, he did some good coverage of the Greek crisis & has been a constant critic of austerity. Though he was too soft on Varoufakis, that's certainly not him being a free market knobber.

Tha_Joker_GAmer
Aug 16, 2006
do yourselves a favour and never read the comments on bbc news articles

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Liu posted:

do yourselves a favour and never read the comments on bbc news articles

And then also do that on every other website.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Liu posted:

never read the comments on bbc news articles anything

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




i sure hope the guy on the left is my mp in a weeks time

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Liu posted:

do yourselves a favour and never read the comments on bbc news articles

Can you imagine what it's like to be the guy that has to moderate Sun / Mail comments?

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


Good work, Stroud.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

I thought he was one of the lousy journos that spent all their time whingeing about how we can't possibly tax people and pay for things with it because the free market is the answer to everything.

I must have his name confused with someone else.

I dont agree with him on everything but Paul Mason has been vociferously socialist for a while now. Maybe you were thinking of Robert Peston? They were both BBC business reporters for a while.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/870715016785272832

Seems like gatecrashing Tory interviews to ask them why they won't debate is becoming a favourite Labour tactic.

staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe

jabby posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/870715016785272832

Seems like gatecrashing Tory interviews to ask them why they won't debate is becoming a favourite Labour tactic.

The still for that vid is perfect. what a repulsive wretch. Plus, the added dig of giving the tory narrative a good kicking never hurts.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

jabby posted:

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsTonight/status/870715016785272832

Seems like gatecrashing Tory interviews to ask them why they won't debate is becoming a favourite Labour tactic.

I jumped to a random point in the video and the blonde beast goes "and what you gonna do with immigration?"

So predictable

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
I reckon YouGov's poll tonight will be labour and torys neck and neck.

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
But Is YouGov's Poll Accurate? :thunk:

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