Drunk Moose Thunderdome 2017: Gotta use my 30s to erase the mistakes of my 20s

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The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

But what if killing the dogge would prevent it from being devoured body and soul by the eldritch horror and its consciousness becoming part of the shoggoth's constantly shrieking pustules?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:47

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# ? May 19, 2024 03:58

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

I'll leave that up to the gip consensus I think. gently caress YEA I'M GOING TO ANTARCTICA

I can't even begin to say how loving stoked I am about this

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:49

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Well, yes, but you need 100% unshakeable proof beforehand.

Like, you need to be more sure than "enlisting with a degree is a bad idea" sure before you take that shot.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:49

The Rat: Aug 29, 2004; You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

If the shoggoth were coming right at you, eyes and mouths beckoning you out of its wet flesh pseudopods, then I'd say it's legit.

If you're going to Antarctica, you have to think about these things.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:50

redneck nazgul: Apr 25, 2013

Also, Two Finger, you hug a fuckin penguin for me.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:51

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

redneck nazgul posted:

Also, Two Finger, you kill and smoke a fuckin penguin for me.

Deal

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:52

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Seriously though I'm jealous. That's got to be a once in a lifetime thing, visiting Antarctica.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:54

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Yeah dude. This is like a loving dream come true no joke. I will take many photos

# ? Jun 4, 2017 01:55

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Are you going to McMurdo?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:02

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Two Finger posted:

I'll leave that up to the gip consensus I think. gently caress YEA I'M GOING TO ANTARCTICA

I can't even begin to say how loving stoked I am about this

I'm seriously jealous.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:08

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Two Finger posted:

Yeah dude. This is like a loving dream come true no joke. I will take many photos

You better, and share them, too.

(also, eat a Penis, dung-knuckle :colbert:

)

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:27

SquirrelyPSU: May 27, 2003

Two Finger posted:

been made permanent on my ship

i'm going to antarctica bitches

i will take a chowdown mug a picture of freddie and a maga hat, wrap it in shim's intel officer rant and make a gip time capsule to be discovered when global warming thaws it out

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:32

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Killing dogs in Afghanistan loving sucks hth

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:35

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

grats on going to antarctica

im jealous as hell

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:37

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

grats on going to antarctica

im jealous as hell

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:38

Terrible Robot: Jul 2, 2010; FRIED CHICKEN; Slippery Tilde

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

grats on going to antarctica

im jealous as hell

Mr. Nice! posted:

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:45

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Realtalk: how bad are those trips to Antarctica?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:56

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

grats on going to antarctica

im jealous as hell

Mousechat: I now know where he is and I'm now fairly certain he's the only one (at least, for now). I had only put peanut butter on the assload of traps I laid down earlier. He just poked his head out a few minutes ago, the same time and place as last night. The ones near there and where I suspected he was burrowed have been licked. The peanut butter in those traps has now been replaced with some sort of weird candy-coated pretzel thingie (???) that's been sitting in the fridge for the past couple of weeks, so he'll actually have to work for those... his sweet tooth will be his undoing.

I'm bored, OK? I've gotta have some fun with this.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 02:59

Mad Dragon: Feb 29, 2004

Naked Bear posted:

Mousechat: I now know where he is and I'm now fairly certain he's the only one (at least, for now). I had only put peanut butter on the assload of traps I laid down earlier. He just poked his head out a few minutes ago, the same time and place as last night. The ones near there and where I suspected he was burrowed have been licked. The peanut butter in those traps has now been replaced with some sort of weird candy-coated pretzel thingie (???) that's been sitting in the fridge for the past couple of weeks, so he'll actually have to work for those... his sweet tooth will be his undoing.

I'm bored, OK? I've gotta have some fun with this.

Use tootsie rolls.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:01

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

That's a good idea. These pretzel thingies are crazy sugary and have a similar hardness to tootsie rolls. They're crunchy, though, so they're kind of a pain to get them snug in the trap without crushing them, but they should work well enough.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:05

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Naked Bear posted:

Mousechat: I now know where he is and I'm now fairly certain he's the only one (at least, for now). I had only put peanut butter on the assload of traps I laid down earlier. He just poked his head out a few minutes ago, the same time and place as last night. The ones near there and where I suspected he was burrowed have been licked. The peanut butter in those traps has now been replaced with some sort of weird candy-coated pretzel thingie (???) that's been sitting in the fridge for the past couple of weeks, so he'll actually have to work for those... his sweet tooth will be his undoing.

I'm bored, OK? I've gotta have some fun with this.

I hate mice. If they didn't crawl in the cabinets and poo poo on everything, maybe not so much They're too drat clever for peanut butter tho, they win 4 out of 5 times.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:08

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Yep, hence the peanut butter first. I need to know where he / they are and where they're moving through so I can fix those areas. If he gets whacked outright then I only know he's been in the spot where he got whacked.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:13

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Naked Bear posted:

Yep, hence the peanut butter first. I need to know where he / they are and where they're moving through so I can fix those areas. If he gets whacked outright then I only know he's been in the spot where he got whacked.

Look for the poo, they leave those brown rice looking turds everywhere.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:16

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Couldn't find any (or rather, identify any). The basement is pretty lovely and is basically dirt and chewed up concrete.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Are you going to McMurdo?

Unknown at this point. We are crossing from Ushaia

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:25

Zeris: Apr 15, 2003; Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

Two Finger posted:

Unknown at this point. We are crossing from Ushaia

Check out the old artillery that's covered in graffiti

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:29

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Realtalk: how bad are those trips to Antarctica?

No idea it's my first time. I'm going full overkill on the prep for the ship, because if I gently caress this up, we freeze to death. No pressure.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 03:33

ManMythLegend: Aug 18, 2003; I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Two Finger posted:

I'll leave that up to the gip consensus I think. gently caress YEA I'M GOING TO ANTARCTICA

I can't even begin to say how loving stoked I am about this

That's rad as gently caress. I'm super jealous. Good luck.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:15

Duzzy Funlop: Jan 13, 2010; Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The Rat posted:

Yes and yes.

Is that sand throwing part of some professional shooting drill, or do folks just come up with random scenarios and then turn them into shooting drills?

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:46

beanieson: Sep 25, 2008; I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Is that sand throwing part of some professional shooting drill, or do folks just come up with random scenarios and then turn them into shooting drills?

Pretty sure it's just a joke from king of the hill

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:56

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Is that sand throwing part of some professional shooting drill, or do folks just come up with random scenarios and then turn them into shooting drills?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLpUq__iQqw

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:57

Radical 90s Wizard: Aug 5, 2008; ~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Two Finger posted:

I'll leave that up to the gip consensus I think. gently caress YEA I'M GOING TO ANTARCTICA

I can't even begin to say how loving stoked I am about this

Doubly dope that you're gonna get to see it before it fuckin melts.

# ? Jun 4, 2017 04:59