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Son of Rodney posted:Uh she is completely right tho moustaches are for horrible people And time travelers from the 70s,
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Theyre all out to get my precious flower flower
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I'm Chinese but I can grow a full beard. The first time my grandmother saw me with a beard, she started crying and said that I looked like a villain from a TV show. She was crying so hard and beating her chest that I swore she was foaming at the mouth. I had never seen her so emotional before, not even when she tried to recount surviving the Japanese occupation of Vietnam during WW2 and watching her family die when France fought the Viet Minh (part of my family were Chinese who settled in Vietnam before escaping due to the wars). I still have my beard and I don't shave it when I see her. Ergo, I am a horrible person. CIGNX fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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Apparently overseas weibo is down for maintenence on this day where nothing important has ever happened
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Grand Fromage posted:Oh poo poo is this why 50% of the women in China have Cici/Cece/Sisi/Sissi/Cesi/whatever as their English name? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sissi_(film) Yes, this movie was made in Austria, one of the few countries China could trade media with in the Cold War, so chances are every city granny or auntie would know it. Cultural forces you won't understaaaaaand.
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CIGNX posted:I'm Chinese but I can grow a full beard. The first time my grandmother saw me with a beard, she started crying and said that I looked like a villain from a TV show. But villains are the popular ones!
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Fojar38 posted:Apparently overseas weibo is down for maintenence on this day where nothing important has ever happened
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Now they're telling me that beating my kid a little bit is fine because they love him and if I don't like it I shouldn't get angry. You see, communication is important.
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WarpedNaba posted:But villains are the popular ones! Based on what she watches, she must have thought I would become a corrupt Imperial court eunuch, a murderous bandit, and Japanese collaborator all at the same time. Just stroking my beard while scheming, killing, and raping. Atlas Hugged posted:Now they're telling me that beating my kid a little bit is fine because they love him and if I don't like it I shouldn't get angry. You see, communication is important. The logical end to this will be your in-laws trying to convince you that eating your kid proves how much you love them.
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CIGNX posted:The logical end to this will be your in-laws trying to convince you that eating your kid proves how much you love them. But only if he's warmed up properly. You can't eat cold children. Bad for healthy, did you know?
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Atlas Hugged posted:Now they're telling me that beating my kid a little bit is fine because they love him and if I don't like it I shouldn't get angry. You see, communication is important.
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Jun 4, 2017 13:04
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Beat your in laws to death because you love your son, is my advice.
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Ceciltron posted:Beat your in laws to death because you love your son, is my advice.
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Ceciltron posted:Beat your in laws to death because you love your son, is my advice.
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Jun 4, 2017 13:26
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china's greatest kan renao
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these are fantastic: http://www.gettyimages.com.au/photo...popular#license
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Is it weird that I still give a poo poo about this stuff?
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Ceciltron posted:Beat your in laws to death because you love your son, is my advice.
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The Monument to the People's Heroes - that vaguely phallic-looking thing in the background of the Goddess of Democracy photo - is the only thing on the square that's completely barricaded off (aside from the area around the flagpole where an honor guard stands watch). It's got big wide steps leading up to it and a large raised landing encircling it, so was clearly designed to be visited up close. I could never figure out why no one was allowed to go near it. Until I read a few histories of 1989 and realized that was where the pro-democracy forces first started gathering on the square.
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5000 years of beating your children because you love them. The impetus for all of this is because he was blowing raspberries. Which was apparently rude and needed to be corrected. So they swatted him in the mouth when shouting no didn't work. He's 1. And not that it matters, but it's an important developmental step in language learning and mouth control. But whatever. Rude!
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i like how this thread on one hand is certain that all chinese are untermenschen scum with no critical thinking facilities, who are happy to live out their lives of endless toil while taking selfies and practicing TCM because uncle mao told them to but then on the other hand gets up the chinese government for cracking down on the noble glorious chinese people who just wanted democracy in 1989
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Tbh you're right because if democracy happens there, we will have to deal with and even larger global phenomena of the Chinese Tourist. Would not bode well
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very clever with maracas posted:i like how this thread on one hand is certain that all chinese are untermenschen scum with no critical thinking facilities, who are happy to live out their lives of endless toil while taking selfies and practicing TCM because uncle mao told them to China + democracy and rule of law v. good See: HK, kind of , Singapore, kind of, Taiwan post 90s or so Aka, Good China is Good
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very clever with maracas posted:i like how this thread on one hand is certain that all chinese are untermenschen scum with no critical thinking facilities, who are happy to live out their lives of endless toil while taking selfies and practicing TCM because uncle mao told them to well i disagree with your hyperbole, but yah systems that shut down dissent and critical thinking breed ignorance in general, and when a vocal subgroup of that people go 'hey i think it is bad that we cant voice our opinions' then we can support that like how is this a difficult notion for you?
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CIGNX posted:I'm Chinese but I can grow a full beard. The first time my grandmother saw me with a beard, she started crying and said that I looked like a villain from a TV show. She was crying so hard and beating her chest that I swore she was foaming at the mouth. I had never seen her so emotional before, not even when she tried to recount surviving the Japanese occupation of Vietnam during WW2 and watching her family die when France fought the Viet Minh (part of my family were Chinese who settled in Vietnam before escaping due to the wars). Do you have a sedate, Al Borland beard or some beard-and-moustache-championship contender? Because every Chinese person I ever saw with a beard had a serious beard.
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Im pretty sad today. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jVaHZSBM80&t=104s
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VideoTapir posted:Do you have a sedate, Al Borland beard or some beard-and-moustache-championship contender? Because every Chinese person I ever saw with a beard had a serious beard. I keep it at Al Borland lengths. If I didn't trim for a couple years I think I could go full ZZ Top, but I'm not sure since I've never let it grow longer than an inch or two. My mustache is also not as thick (similar to Ai Wei Wei's), so keeping my beard trim keeps it from becoming too disproportionate and looking like a neckbeard.
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Didn't, like, every cool guy in Three Kingdoms have a beard? Edit: Cao Cao had one, and he won, so beards are fine. Volcott fucked around with this message at 20:56 on Jun 4, 2017 |
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CIGNX posted:I'm Chinese but I can grow a full beard. The first time my grandmother saw me with a beard, she started crying and said that I looked like a villain from a TV show. She was crying so hard and beating her chest that I swore she was foaming at the mouth. I had never seen her so emotional before, not even when she tried to recount surviving the Japanese occupation of Vietnam during WW2 and watching her family die when France fought the Viet Minh (part of my family were Chinese who settled in Vietnam before escaping due to the wars). Next time you see your grandmother, tell her you're going for a full Guan Yu beard, bag and all. She'd have to accept it!
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Fojar38 posted:china new world leader in fighting climate change it turns out that when 50% of your population is going to get lung cancer or starve/drown when the rivers get hosed that climate change becomes a big deal
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:it turns out that when 50% of your population is going to get lung cancer or starve/drown when the rivers get hosed that climate change becomes a big deal not a big enough deal to actually do anything though lmao gotta keep farting all those gdp clouds over your major cities to keep 6.8888% growth
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