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Fried Watermelon posted:Jeans flavoured condoms (possibly real from Durex) These are a real thing. I saw a similar pack in Italy. From what I could figure out the brand means they're comfortable like a pair of jeans, not that they're flavored or anything. Then again, my Italian isn't very good. Fake edit: Apparently they are designed with slim packaging to fit in a jeans pocket. Millennials! 
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Tricky Ed posted:These are a real thing. I saw a similar pack in Italy. From what I could figure out the brand means they're comfortable like a pair of jeans, not that they're flavored or anything. Then again, my Italian isn't very good. What, they're not selvedge condoms?
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Hey anything to get filthy millennials to have protected sex. America has this issue where we want to pretend our youth aren't having sex because our abstinence only sex Ed courses totally work bro. So if they market condoms at them going "hey dumbass keep one on you" I don't see that as a bad thing.
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Len posted:Hey anything to get filthy millennials to have protected sex. America has this issue where we want to pretend our youth aren't having sex because our abstinence only sex Ed courses totally work bro. So if they market condoms at them going "hey dumbass keep one on you" I don't see that as a bad thing. Now's the time to get on the sheep intestines contraception business bandwagon 
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Len posted:Hey anything to get filthy millennials to have protected sex. America has this issue where we want to pretend our youth aren't having sex because our abstinence only sex Ed courses totally work bro. So if they market condoms at them going "hey dumbass keep one on you" I don't see that as a bad thing. Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that
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Aesop Poprock posted:Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that Who has time for gently caress when you got fidget spinners and coconut scorpion skull vape flavors?
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mr pooglyfoop posted:Who has time for gently caress when you got crippling debt?
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Aesop Poprock posted:Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that I thought it was just me
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Phlegmish posted:I thought it was just me It is, you're in negative numbers and it's bringing the average way down.
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I sleep or do chores to keep my house functional any time I'm not at work I do not have time to gently caress
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loving is great!
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Aesop Poprock posted:Aren't younger millenials having like the lowest amount of sex in the past 100 years or something ridiculous like that Sure, according to some People magazine online poll with probably 27 respondents "Good enough, slap a headline on it and get it up so we can get those sweet sweet ad impressions"
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:Sure, according to some People magazine online poll with probably 27 respondents People who gently caress a lot don't have time for pollsters.
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As a millennial, my peers baffle me with their refusal to drown out the horrors of reality with cheap drugs, loving, and self-destructive behavior. It's weird.
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Shoombo posted:As a millennial, my peers baffle me with their refusal to drown out the horrors of reality with cheap drugs, loving, and self-destructive behavior. It's weird. That was gen-X's thing, try to be original guys. You all also get far far better weed then we had to suffer through, bet kids today have never had to deal with an overlooked seed.
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bongwizzard posted:That was gen-X's thing, try to be original guys. Millenials would rather be vaping anyways.
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I'm millennial and I vape weed. And have sex Guess you can call me King Millennial
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Also I have clinical depression will likely never own my own home struggle to find employment and use a dying comedy forum as a substitute for social relationships
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Dreddout posted:Also I have clinical depression will likely never own my own home struggle to find employment and use a dying comedy forum as a substitute for social relationships Are you me?
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Dreddout posted:Also I have clinical depression will likely never own my own home struggle to find employment and use a dying comedy forum as a substitute for social relationships same
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Fried Watermelon posted:I bring you pics from China Are those Saint Seiya Minions?
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treiz01 posted:Are you me? I am every millennial. A Jungian archetype a living embodiment of our generation a messiah with only one commandment "Invest all your savings into avocados in order to make the finest toast"
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You people like Overwatch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RE0c7x_2F6U         
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There's also a westernised knockoff called Paladins
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I'm glad Sephiroth can still find employment in other franchises
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Oh my god, one of those is literally Kung Fu Panda. I'm loving dying over here.
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The MSJ posted:You people like Overwatch? lol rambo
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Can we take a minute to appreciate the bootleg Warhammer 40k Immortan Joe?
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Fried Watermelon posted:lol rambo 
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Fried Watermelon posted:lol rambo Wut?
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What magical game is that?
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whiteyfats posted:What magical game is that? "Fantasia," one of the hundreds of weird porny Qix knockoffs that are absolutely not safe to Google at work. The sequel, "New Fantasia," adds some new characters for the player to choose from.  (NB the characters you choose have absolutely zero bearing on the gameplay itself)
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Ferrule posted:Wut?  
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Pastry of the Year posted:hundreds of weird porny Qix knockoffs Whaaaaat? That's too weird.
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Ferrule posted:Wut? Have another look at Ferrule's avatar 
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Snowy posted:Whaaaaat? That's too weird. The best ones are the ones where the big titty naked girls you're making pictures of suddenly switch to weird gross monsters with no warning to you mid-wank, and next think you know you have a new fetish.
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Choco1980 posted:The best ones are the ones where the big titty naked girls you're making pictures of suddenly switch to weird gross monsters with no warning to you mid-wank, and next think you know you have a new fetish. And I was just thinking how it's time for this thread to get a new subtitle.
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Fantasia," one of the hundreds of weird porny Qix knockoffs that are absolutely not safe to Google at work. These are knockoffs of a knockoff - the original 'Qix but with Tits' was Gals Panic, and it was a very softcore anime qix game that was fair with its rules and the most you got to see was a digitised titty pic at the end of every three levels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrWRbDmpSSs&t=70s NWS, obvs. Then New Fantasia and it's ilk came along, replacing fair gameplay with utter coin-grasping bullshit mechanics and the soft-focus japanese girls with badly-scanned big-hair 90s porn, open leg and all etc. there was a Gals Panic machine in our local arcade when I was maybe 18, and I could 100% all eighteen levels in a row, I owned that scoreboard
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The MSJ posted:You people like Overwatch? Tits McCree.
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