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Bomrek
Oct 9, 2012
Smells okay to me :shrug: and idk but I don't think plutonium takes AA batteries

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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

mike12345 posted:

I'm guessing it's just a chunk of plutonium glowing inside.

souls are cheaper than plutonium

Squish
Nov 22, 2007

Unrelenting.
Lipstick Apathy

r u ready to WALK posted:

$185 seems like a bit of a ripoff for what is essentially two red laser pointers you stuff up your nose

Everything about that picture makes me want to buy one though

I like how it even cures otits media, via your nose, with light.

luncheon meat
Oct 11, 2007

Brendan Jones, 42, Bendigo


an optics miracle

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

luncheon meat posted:



an optics miracle

So powerful you can watch the Rapture?

Space Taxi
Oct 31, 2016

Not good enough for heaven but good enough for me.

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Jerry Cotton posted:

Did you get an oddly large number of Peppa the Pig stickers as well?

Actually just two, one of Peppa and one of Dad. Thinking of giving them and some of the other kid-friendly ones to my kids.

They were in the first lot I received, and was mostly pop cultural stuff. Most of them went into the "blah" pile, because I haven't really watched King Of The Hill and many of the other shows the stickers were from.

The last lot I got was just cool and random motives where most of them went into the "hell yes" pile for stickerbombing.

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

kjetting posted:

I haven't really watched King Of The Hill

You should remedy this like, now

Jerry Steinfeld
Dec 25, 2012

Blue Train posted:

You should remedy this like, now
yeah, also friendly reminder the best "adult animated show" of all time was cancelled to make room for the Cleveland Show

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
Rick and Morty was cancelled?

kjetting
Jan 18, 2004

Hammer Time

Jerry Steinfeld posted:

yeah, also friendly reminder the best "adult animated show" of all time was cancelled to make room for the Cleveland Show

King of the Hill is the Mike Judge one, right?
I can't stand any of Seth mcFarlane's shows.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

kjetting posted:

Most of them went into the "blah" pile, because I haven't really watched King Of The Hill

Wouldn't that be the "bwaaah" pile, then? :dadjoke:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMOlos4kVg

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

kjetting posted:

King of the Hill is the Mike Judge one, right?
I can't stand any of Seth mcFarlane's shows.

Yeah, Hank Hill was Beavis & Butthead's neighbor, originally

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
Another order of stickers, another set of off-model gay erotica



totally worth it to get pin-up Colonel Sanders

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


The Incredible Auto-ZizekTM.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Got a pair of those headphones someone recommended upthread. I got the 3 button android compatible mic ones, made a phone call using them, everything works great. Except the instructions are in chinese, and the 3 buttons have no labels at all. It was pretty easy to figure out that two of them raise and lower the volume. But what is the third button for? What is the third button for, China???
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Venture-Electronic-VE-MONK-earbud-earphone/32417311324.html?spm=2114.13010608.0.0.MsJuFT



Saw this in the premium related products: 2017 Natural Sexy Lip Pump/Plumper Enhancer Enlarger Plastic Fuller Bigger Thicker Poutier Lips Makeup Beauty Tools
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...2800101774.html




What IS that? Some kind of lipstick applicator?





LOL.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its a vacuum pump for your lips.

no your face lips.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Saw this in the premium related products: 2017 Natural Sexy Lip Pump/Plumper Enhancer Enlarger Plastic Fuller Bigger Thicker Poutier Lips Makeup Beauty Tools
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/201...2800101774.html




What IS that? Some kind of lipstick applicator?





LOL.
Imagine a penis pump. For lips.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Facebook Aunt posted:

But what is the third button for? What is the third button for, China???


Usually it's either play/pause or answer/end call

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

I ordered both of these dresses. The quality is much higher than I expected. The material is really nice.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Joh...2805988517.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/L-5XL-ZANZEA-Retro-Womens-Round-Neck-3-4-Sleeve-Tunic-Baggy-Solid-Casual-Party-Beach/32807881680.html

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
so since the package failed to ship from china they're somehow shipping it from germany now

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Hmm going to order a muu-muu right now.

e: On account of being a fat man I don't really buy women's clothing but I'm fairly certain you can buy those dresses from H&M or Lindex for less.

ee: According to my sister you certainly can.

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Your sister is wrong

http://m.hm.com/us/products/ladies/hm_plus/dresses?searchOrders=price_asc

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Funny shirts. Imgur doesn't like mobile uploads now even if you force desktop.

https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32781550876.html#autostay
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32801616402.html#autostay
https://m.aliexpress.com/s/item/32799893601.html#autostay

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


H&M is Swedish so we get it without all the overseas tariffs.

e: Holy loly the women on the US H&M website are like twice the size :laffo:

ee: Even the plus sizes.

3D Megadoodoo fucked around with this message at 17:39 on Jun 4, 2017

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
That's weird because they use the exact same models

http://m.hm.com/us/product/70968?article=70968-A
A typical obese American cow waddles onto the page

http://m.hm.com/se/product/70968?article=70968-A
A strong curvy Swedish woman, no more than chubby

And the Swedish dress converts to $45 USD. H&M does have tiny dresses for cheaper, but for fast fashion prices, you have to compare maxis to maxis because they use so much more fabric.

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

Anne Whateley posted:

That's weird because they use the exact same models

http://m.hm.com/us/product/70968?article=70968-A
A typical obese American cow waddles onto the page

http://m.hm.com/se/product/70968?article=70968-A
A strong curvy Swedish woman, no more than chubby

I think he was comparing the model in the AE stuff quoted before to the H&M one.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Jerry Cotton posted:

H&M is Swedish so we get it without all the overseas tariffs.

e: Holy loly the women on the US H&M website are like twice the size :laffo:

ee: Even the plus sizes.

Yeah, I'm in the US. I shop at H&M but haven't seen any linen blend maxis where I am. :shrug:

I like breezy dresses for the DC humid roasting subway platforms to freezing AC inside transitions.

WrenP-Complete fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Jun 4, 2017

caedwalla
Nov 1, 2007

the eye has it
This is a pretty cool pin.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/8SE...0c7c2&tpp=1

lohli
Jun 30, 2008

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1PC...2775064410.html

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I just saw in an episode of Flea Market Flips the host was wearing an owl pendant I was considering for markup and resale, sold on AE for about .50c, and I just KNOW she (wardrobe) paid at least $20 for it.

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost
Huh, I didn't know there was a consumer market for these. It must be used by hobbyists to make candy. Certainly nobody would use such a machine for anything nefarious.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
I bought one of those reflective jackets in 4xl and it's just a little tight. I usually wear an xl.

Super shiny, though it's only like really goddamn shiny in flash photos

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



deoju posted:

Huh, I didn't know there was a consumer market for these. It must be used by hobbyists to make candy. Certainly nobody would use such a machine for anything nefarious.

Goes well with these tic tac molds

https://m.aliexpress.com/amp/item/32814290311.html

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009
I received that knock-off mokuru flippy toy thing the other day, and what the Kickstarter video did not convey is just how loud it is. I bought it to be distracted with at my desk, but dang, there's no sneaking that thing.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Sanguinary Novel posted:

I received that knock-off mokuru flippy toy thing the other day, and what the Kickstarter video did not convey is just how loud it is. I bought it to be distracted with at my desk, but dang, there's no sneaking that thing.

It's a stick.

How is throwing a stick at your desk not gonna be noisy.

Like, literally the first thing in the video is the loud clacking of a stick against a desk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-3e_vlYQwk

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
The thing I wanted most hasn't shown up and probably won't :argh:

I wish we'd already started the observation experiment whatever thing, WrenP. We could name this dejected feeling after me.

(Yes I'll get a refund if it doesn't show that's not the point)

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I ordered all the crap and all of it has been good. I got an extremely high quality makeup bag that turned out to be a £14 branded bag from some hippie store in the UK. Also like a million magic erasers.

My friend in Baltimore currently has an enormous goldfish pillow en route to him to be his phd study buddy, and also some floral totebags because I forgot to change the address back :cripes:

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Hug in a Can
Aug 1, 2010

NICE FLAMINGO
kind heart
fierce mind
brave spirit

:h: be good and try hard! :h:

Mocking Bird posted:

I ordered all the crap and all of it has been good. I got an extremely high quality makeup bag that turned out to be a £14 branded bag from some hippie store in the UK. Also like a million magic erasers.

My friend in Baltimore currently has an enormous goldfish pillow en route to him to be his phd study buddy, and also some floral totebags because I forgot to change the address back :cripes:

:o: what was the makeup bag? I'm looking for a new one that can travel with me!

(And I've done the "forget to change the address" thing, too. hope my friend who doesn't sew enjoys the appliques :qq:)

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