Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

GW is cool and good at bilking nerds out of money

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

No you see this is okay because *large farting noises erupt from mouth"

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

I for one wholeheartedly supporting paying $200 for placeholder rules. I also enjoy concrete enemas.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
hahahaha. the limited edition is 250 gbp. 250 gbp is 432 aud. but gently caress you criminal progeny, pay us another 270 aud for inexplicable reasons

such a cool and good company

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
I dunno about you guys but I'm really digging this New GW.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
shut up idiot, its ok because theyre giving away the rules for free the big kid on the block and any bone they throw you mongrels you should appreciate

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Hey guys, 8th edition is actually balanced.*




*with the initial army lists that nobody will want to play with once the codices are reprinted


e: I actually would play with them if they were free** but probably decide to stop playing with them anyway because skirmish games are just plain better

For_Great_Justice
Apr 21, 2010

JUST CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WORKSHOP!
When someone wonders "why go on about gw?". This is sort of why.

I can't see most companies charging for place holder rules, at least not in double digits. This is a reason why ppl download. I'd rather a book myself or cards but christ these are supposed to be temporary.

An yeah your money you spend it but this much? Like thats rent for a lot of people mother of god.

Fake edit: fat fingers

Hra Mormo
Mar 6, 2008

The Internet Man

Sir Teabag posted:

$500 :canada:

Also includes this:
- a metal combat gauge, with 3”/2”/1.5”/1” edges

Because 1.5" is a common measurement in war games. And those are all common measurements in 40K.

Like, they couldn't even do 4" and 6"? It's literally useless for movement.

Just the 40k version of https://www.games-workshop.com/en-US/Combat-Gauge I'm guessing.

Yes they literally expected people to wear these as jewelry like some kind of grog badge. Jewel-like objects of wonder indeed.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005
Close thread.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Chill la Chill posted:

Hey guys, 8th edition is actually balanced.*




*with the initial army lists that nobody will want to play with once the codices are reprinted


e: I actually would play with them if they were free** but probably decide to stop playing with them anyway because skirmish games are just plain better

uh excuse me but some armies books (the less popular npc factions like orks and nids) probably wont come out for at least 3 years, so paying 25 bucks for the temporary rules is actually a screaming deal

Sharks Dont Sleep
Mar 4, 2009

In pairing luxury automobiles with large predatory felines we have achieved reality ahead of schedule.
Ok ok forty five freedom dollars for some epub poo poo, but has anyone actually worked out the Price-Per-Skull for the limited edition? I am considering investing all of my paper money into GW servo-skull tokens, gently caress a bit coin.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


I'm going to step into the local GW again someday and I'm going to see someone wearing one of those combat gauges and i don't know if I could restrain myself

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Chill la Chill posted:

I'm going to step into the local GW again someday and I'm going to see someone wearing one of those combat gauges and i don't know if I could restrain myself

you know theres atleast one ham out there that uses the combat gauge for autoerotic asphyxiation

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner
Is that a tow hook on the front of the hovertank?

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
Even their rules books are jewel like objects of wonder. Only some kind of poor wouldn't want to have these temp rules on their shelf. In fact they are limited edition, GW is giving us savings by not putting an additional 25% mark up!

Moola
Aug 16, 2006

TTerrible posted:

Close thread.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I vaguely remember these rules were supposed to be free?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Eifert Posting posted:

I vaguely remember these rules were supposed to be free?

that was the bait. we are now seeing the switch

Lord_Hambrose
Nov 21, 2008

*a foul hooting fills the air*



A bunch of filthy poors ITT

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Lord_Hambrose posted:

A bunch of filthy poors ITT

:allears:

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
Am I poor because I'm filthy, or filthy because I'm poor?

BIG MEATY SHITS
Mar 13, 2017

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Soiled Meat
Asking for a friend.

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Lord_Hambrose posted:

A bunch of filthy poors ITT

A foul hooting fills the air

Crackbone
May 23, 2003

Vlaada is my co-pilot.

Chill la Chill posted:

Hey guys, 8th edition is actually balanced.*


*with the initial army lists that nobody will want to play with once the codices are reprinted**


** AHAHAHA no seriously give GW 300 bucks for some rules interns shat out over a weekend drinking binge.

Hixson
Mar 27, 2009

Idk, 8th rules seem really good. If you're planning on playing alot it seems like pretty good value

For_Great_Justice
Apr 21, 2010

JUST CAN'T SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE GAMES WORKSHOP!
Not for that price.

Atlas Hugged
Mar 12, 2007


Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all
Considering that you can get perfectly serviceable rules for like $10 on the internet that are model neutral, it's certainly not worth the price.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

quote:

>Aggressors - Gravis clad warriors with shoulder mounted missile launchers and flame gauntlets.

>Reavers - Armor that is adapted for stealth. Death's Head masks and a extra large left pauldron. Heavy Bolt Pistol and an extra large combat knife with a disruptor field. Infiltration and close combat specialists.

>The new vehicle mentioned is the Overlord. It is described as being similar to the Corvus Blackstars of the Deathwatch.

everything beyond the actual bigly tactical marines sounds dumb as gently caress

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
extra large pauldrons are definitely what i think of when i hear the word stealth

Sharks Dont Sleep
Mar 4, 2009

In pairing luxury automobiles with large predatory felines we have achieved reality ahead of schedule.

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

extra large pauldrons are definitely what i think of when i hear the word stealth

In 40k hiding behind a pauldron is actually a great way to not be noticed.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
EXTRA LARGE COMBAT KNIFE

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Hixson posted:

Idk, 8th rules seem really good. If you're planning on playing alot it seems like pretty good value

For $300 I'd better be getting good value. Campaign for North Africa goes for that much and it's rated as 1200 hours for a single game.

Southern Heel
Jul 2, 2004

Watched Miniwargaming struggle through an 8th Edition batrep and holy poo poo how can people think these rules are good? 'So you see it's quite tactical because my Tyranid warrior is in the wrong place so it can't consoliate do the nearest opponent without breaking coherency so it doesn't get to fight in this combat, even though it's in range of multiple enemies' or the Beasts of War intro game where the GW chode literally prays that one of the first dice rolls of the game doesn't wipe out half of one army on camera.

Hamshot
Feb 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Southern Heel posted:

Watched Miniwargaming struggle through an 8th Edition batrep and holy poo poo how can people think these rules are good? 'So you see it's quite tactical because my Tyranid warrior is in the wrong place so it can't consoliate do the nearest opponent without breaking coherency so it doesn't get to fight in this combat, even though it's in range of multiple enemies' or the Beasts of War intro game where the GW chode literally prays that one of the first dice rolls of the game doesn't wipe out half of one army on camera.

People are awkward when learning new rules? :monocle:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches





Sorry guys my mistake, this is just a fan conversion

Southern Heel
Jul 2, 2004

^ so are you implying that if there is a single dice roll on turn 1 of a game that would so comprehensively ruin a demo, that it's a good rule? Or that it's a Good Rule if combat is already so janky that you have troops that can't fight because of the nested rule inside a nested rule for piling on?

Hamshot
Feb 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Single roll is bad, but there was (edit: I assume) a whole bunch of dice rolls leading up to it, so like a dozen dice rolls determining a game. I haven't seen the batrep and I'm still rusty on the rules so I ask: How many wounds would it have done to his army, enough to remove half of it? Was half his army bunched up around the psyker? Maybe he didn't know psykers could gently caress up in such a bad way and wouldn't bunch half his army within 6" or whatever of it?

And what you said in 50 words could be summed up in 5: "Models can't break unit coherency."

Hamshot fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Jun 5, 2017

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
I give it six months until 8th is even more of a clusterfuck than 7th :)

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Pidgin Englishman
Apr 30, 2007

If you shoot
you better hit your mark
The single roll thing was a hero assaulting, so it was just the set up.

The rest of the game was, however, as exciting as watching two people throw sandbags onto a dune.

  • Locked thread