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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Daveman23
Aug 4, 2003
One of the election programme staff.

Postal votes are opened in sessions for verification, party staff/reps and observers can tally the votes as they go through that.

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Spuckuk posted:

Brexit will probably be regarded in the long one as a bigger self-own.

Scrappy underdog JC coming from behind to win the most unwinable election only to have to deal with Brexit, probably beating that.

Killed By Death
Jun 29, 2013


Halisnacks posted:

How would this untenable position be acted on though? I will give the Tories that they seem committed to power above all (see: the swift falling behind May with minimal bickering in the last Tory leadership election). How could they pretend to be the "strong and stable" party with their 3rd leader in less than two years?
Strong and Stable is part of the Theresa May brand, not the Conservative brand, surely? It's only natural that it goes if she does.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


Daveman23 posted:

One of the election programme staff.

Postal votes are opened in sessions for verification, party staff/reps and observers can tally the votes as they go through that.

Electoral commission document says:
2.8 The counting of votes must begin as soon as practicable after the close of poll

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Aren't postal votes supposed to remain sealed until the day of the election?

Yeah, it seems weird. It might be a poll of confirmed postal voters (post your sources, Daveman!!!).

I can confirm though, the postal vote skews heavily Tory. If this is true they're not going to be anywhere close to that on the night.

KOGAHAZAN!! fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Jun 5, 2017

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Halisnacks posted:

How would this untenable position be acted on though? I will give the Tories that they seem committed to power above all (see: the swift falling behind May with minimal bickering in the last Tory leadership election). How could they pretend to be the "strong and stable" party with their 3rd leader in less than two years?

By brazening it out and relying on the right wing press to cover their arses, just like forever?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Scrappy underdog JC coming from behind to win the most unwinable election only to have to deal with Brexit, probably beating that.

gently caress me hope really is a lie isn't it. There's basically no good that can come of any of this. (apart from a hopeful realignment of Labour back to being a left-wing party.)

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Got toopen the postal votes early to get started in rubbing out the pencil marks

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

forkboy84 posted:

Who'd you have to replace her? Best odds you can get on Boris, the bookies favourite, is 6/1. Amber Rudd the 2nd favourite, then Philip Hammond. Not sure Rudd would stand much chance in the light of the past few days though.
Tony Blair :v:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
11% Tory lead sounds quite good for labour doesn't it?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Daveman23 posted:

One of the election programme staff.

Postal votes are opened in sessions for verification, party staff/reps and observers can tally the votes as they go through that.

If it just tallies then this data is fluff. You can predict a constituency on that if it's done really well across a few polling districts. It just isn't happening for the whole country. In my day we only sent one person to this as it was harder to see on the postal style ballot anyway.

Cerv posted:

Got toopen the postal votes early to get started in rubbing out the pencil marks

TAKE A PEN!

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

11% Tory lead sounds quite good for labour doesn't it?
I've run the numbers and that would be Grim4Corbyn.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

spectralent posted:

This somehow makes me happier than the namtab thing.

I've been reading it as "spectraltalent". And even after I noticed what it really said, it took me a while to realise it could be broken down into "spectral ent". I'm still not clear if that's the intended reading. Oh god I spend too much time thinking about people's usernames

E: I can only assume that JBrereton is someone whose name begins with a J who went to Eton and is a fan of Uncle Remus.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

jBrereton posted:

I've run the numbers and that would be Grim4Corbyn.

Not as grim as 20%

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



TACD posted:

Tony Blair :v:

David "Truth is in the middle" Milliband

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly
Just spent my lunch printing off articles to show my retiree parents when I visit tonight.
I know It's not going to work but this is the first time I've been motivated enough to give it a shot and I've got to try something.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Autonomous Monster posted:

Yeah, it seems weird. It might be a poll of confirmed postal voters (post your sources, Daveman!!!).

I can confirm though, the postal vote skews heavily Tory. If this is true they're not going to be anywhere close to that on the night.

Huh, it does? I'd have thought there was some bias because of the elderly preference, but not a huge one.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Maugrim posted:

I've been reading it as "spectraltalent". And even after I noticed what it really said, it took me a while to realise it could be broken down into "spectral ent". I'm still not clear if that's the intended reading. Oh god I spend too much time thinking about people's usernames

You do, in fact, get a cookie of your choice.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
If corbs pulls this election out of the bag and the PLP still give him poo poo I'm leaving this planet

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Pissflaps posted:

11% Tory lead sounds quite good for labour doesn't it?

Considering in Yougov's polls 65+ have a 43 point lead to Tories and 50-64 have a 13 point lead to Tories, definitely.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Entropy238 posted:

If corbs pulls this election out of the bag and the PLP still give him poo poo I'm leaving this planet

Have you considered making the PLP leave the planet instead?

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

Not as grim as 20%
Well that is factually accurate yeah. Still not a winning tally, though, surely?

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Use a magic sword to fire them into the depths of space (namtab gets it probably).

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Entropy238 posted:

If corbs pulls this election out of the bag and the PLP still give him poo poo I'm leaving this planet

I don't think you'll need to dust off your space suit just yet.


jBrereton posted:

Well that is factually accurate yeah. Still not a winning tally, though, surely?

I've also crunched the numbers and can confirm it is not a winning tally.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

I wonder how long till "questions" are asked about the CTA what with the Irish identity card thing getting traction...

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

That oxford toff campaign manager is loving brilliant at his job.

He's also been part of a great service to the world. This is him in the car with Corbyn as they run over a cameraman's foot:

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

spectralent posted:

Huh, it does? I'd have thought there was some bias because of the elderly preference, but not a huge one.

This is what I'm told, and anecdotally it matches my experience at counts. They open up the boxes and Tories come flooding out.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

kustomkarkommando posted:

I wonder how long till "questions" are asked about the CTA what with the Irish identity card thing getting traction...
Don't worry, no party's victory could possibly inspire the British government to care about anything the irish state does short of asking for a loan.

Undead Hippo
Jun 2, 2013
There might be a higher portion of young people doing postal votes, as University semesters will have finished by June 8th, so anybody who is registered to vote in the place where they go to university, but are going to be back in their home town for the summer would have to send in a ballot. Most general elections take place during a semester, so this isn't an issue.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Entropy238 posted:

If corbs pulls this election out of the bag and the PLP still give him poo poo I'm leaving this planet

I didn't go but apparently Peter Kyle MP for Hove & Portslade shat all over Corbyn during the hustings.

The PLP and other centre right MPs will almost certainly have the knives out in the unlikely event Labour win, they have no shame.

Pencils R Cool
Feb 16, 2011
Political education in this country is hosed. My neighbour's just been banging on about the fact that 'they must have made a mistake because there's no Theresa May on my postal vote ballot'. 50 odd year old and she doesn't even know how the voting system actually works.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Maugrim posted:

E: I can only assume that JBrereton is someone whose name begins with a J who went to Eton and is a fan of Uncle Remus.
Seeing as I never went to private school and have never read Uncle Remus I feel I'm being a little misjudged here.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


madey posted:

I've got to try something.

Get in touch with your local CLP and go knocking on doors - you'd be amazed how many undecided voters there are and how easily they're persuaded. Better yet, if you're in a safe or unwinnable seat, try a different constituency. It's easy, I swear, even goony fucks can do it, and just showing your face and asking for support is enough to win some people over.

It's pissing with rain here and I'll be out in it all evening, only fair someone should feel my pain.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Borrovan posted:

Get in touch with your local CLP and go knocking on doors - you'd be amazed how many undecided voters there are and how easily they're persuaded. Better yet, if you're in a safe or unwinnable seat, try a different constituency. It's easy, I swear, even goony fucks can do it, and just showing your face and asking for support is enough to win some people over.

It's pissing with rain here and I'll be out in it all evening, only fair someone should feel my pain.

can confirm, am goony as gently caress but have swung half a dozen people over in person (and a few more over phone)

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

I didn't go but apparently Peter Kyle MP for Hove & Portslade shat all over Corbyn during the hustings.

The PLP and other centre right MPs will almost certainly have the knives out in the unlikely event Labour win, they have no shame.

Corbyn pulling off a miracle win and then getting challenged and coup'd would be the final knife in the back of Labour youth engagement, and also incredibly dumb. So of course it would happen.

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Pencils R Cool posted:

Political education in this country is hosed. My neighbour's just been banging on about the fact that 'they must have made a mistake because there's no Theresa May on my postal vote ballot'. 50 odd year old and she doesn't even know how the voting system actually works.

I hope you told her it's clearly a faulty form and there's no point in sending it in.

massive spider
Dec 6, 2006

The DPRK posted:

To those of you in support of Corbyn this election, how do you remember feeling this far out from the 2015 election?

I find that much of the pro-Corbyn messaging was due to his being a principled man that has been misrepresented by the media. I don't think I could have said the same about Ed Miliband...

I went out to vote thinking that Milliband seemed a dull but decent enough sort but also kinda wishing I was voting Jeremy Corbyn for PM rather than MP since I lived in his constituency at the time. But also optimistic that things were going to be fine and labour were going to swing it.

That feels like a million years ago now and I'm getting what I wished for but I'm too jaded and weary to appreciate it.

massive spider fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jun 5, 2017

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
Ok I'll keep my feet on the ground for the time being

It still amazes me how ordinary members of the party were ousted for tweeting support for the Greens years and years ago but there are MPs in the party calling for the resignation of their leader during the middle of a loving general election and that's fine and dandy

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Cerebral Bore posted:

Have you considered making the PLP leave the planet instead?

About that big loving rocket directly aimed at the sun that I proposed..

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Pencils R Cool posted:

Political education in this country is hosed. My neighbour's just been banging on about the fact that 'they must have made a mistake because there's no Theresa May on my postal vote ballot'. 50 odd year old and she doesn't even know how the voting system actually works.

lmao so all those jokes about the problem with her party-less leaflets actually turned out to be accurate

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