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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

darkwasthenight posted:

Corbyn pulling off a miracle win and then getting challenged and coup'd would be the final knife in the back of Labour youth engagement, and also incredibly dumb. So of course it would happen.

if they did that, it would have to be by setting up a new party because he'd win another leadership election and I doubt there'd be enough willing to do that to form a government, so they'd have to coalition up with the Tories, which would get them five years in government before losing their seats because everyone would hate them except Tory voters who would vote for the Tories.

More likely they'd spend the duration of the administration being obstructionist bellends.

E: 10/9/2002: Switzerland joins the UN.

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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Autonomous Monster posted:

This is what I'm told, and anecdotally it matches my experience at counts. They open up the boxes and Tories come flooding out.
I'm going to start doing that thing that Latin American customs do where they stab all boxes with a sharp metal rod now, just in case.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/sam_lister_/status/871717195830755329

Potemkin Populism

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Tesseraction posted:

lmao so all those jokes about the problem with her party-less leaflets actually turned out to be accurate

The one I got through the door literally says "Theresa May and I, [candidate]". It's phenomenal.

madey
Sep 17, 2007

I saved the Olympics singlehandedly

Borrovan posted:

Get in touch with your local CLP and go knocking on doors - you'd be amazed how many undecided voters there are and how easily they're persuaded. Better yet, if you're in a safe or unwinnable seat, try a different constituency. It's easy, I swear, even goony fucks can do it, and just showing your face and asking for support is enough to win some people over.

It's pissing with rain here and I'll be out in it all evening, only fair someone should feel my pain.

If I wasn't so busy I would. I reckon next time round I'll be canvassing though regardless of the result of this election.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

darkwasthenight posted:

Corbyn pulling off a miracle win and then getting challenged and coup'd would be the final knife in the back of Labour youth engagement, and also incredibly dumb. So of course it would happen.

woodcock et al can stamp their feet as much as they like but they aren't getting the incumbent kicked off the ballot and they're never, ever going to win an election

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Baron Corbyn posted:

More likely they'd spend the duration of the administration being obstructionist bellends.
This is my assumption for what happens if Labour pull off the impossible on Thurs.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

spectralent posted:

The one I got through the door literally says "Theresa May and I, [candidate]". It's phenomenal.

Whereas in my constituency there's a level of anti-Westminster-centrism sentiment so our local leaflet makes no mention of Corbyn (who's locally described as a nice bloke but doesn't understand what it's like outside of Westminster) but has the manifesto headlines in nice big sections.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Entropy238 posted:

Ok I'll keep my feet on the ground for the time being

It still amazes me how ordinary members of the party were ousted for tweeting support for the Greens years and years ago but there are MPs in the party calling for the resignation of their leader during the middle of a loving general election and that's fine and dandy

The Green Party PPC for the 2015 elections ended up joining the Labour party after Corbyn won, and there was a huge battle in the CLP over whether he should be allowed in or not.

He did eventually get in, and has now made a big appeal to Green voters in the constituency (a marginal with a few thousand Green voters) to vote Labour, since the candidate has worked in the environment agency for decades and stands for much of the same values. It's such a shame that the right of the party just wants to try and poo poo on people like that and keep the party as their neoliberal safe space.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
So say hypothetically Corbs does pull off the miracle of the century and wins this. Sure the PLP are going to be gunning for him but what exactly would their angle be? Their whole opposition so far has been 'he is a nice man but he can't win an election' (sometimes without the first bit). So if he conclusively proves that he can, and not just win but pull of an incredible turnaround, that argument is shot to pieces. Any further attacks would just be openly ideological Labour right poo poo. While I don't put this past many of them, it would be very very difficult to keep the tone of 'sensible liberal progressive person asking pragmatic questions' that much of the criticism has maintained for example in wanky Guardian thinkipieces.

I would have thought the Labour right would be furious but basically impotent - they'd be the socialists under Blair.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
Postal voter here and just to clarify you fill them out with a black ink pen.

Also the shoot to kill policy needs to go in the OP because nowadays it means gently caress all.

Back in the troubles it was an unofficial plan to murder IRA members. My dad was a British soldier Ulster type and even he found it distasteful when another soldier chucked a grenade through the window of a suspected IRA house while the family was sat down to dinner. That is shoot to kill policy. Unofficial assassination without court involvement.

Of course nobody remembers that now so they assume it's something else.

Of course the reason it was considered distasteful is because a grenade through the letterbox was how the IRA welcomed soldiers when they found their address.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I would love if the try the unelectable schtick even in that circumstance.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Cerv posted:

I've a bottle of champagne in the fridge ready for Friday breakfast time. just in case.

My procedure for anything like this is to have two bottles - some nice champers or similar if it goes well, and some cheap rotgut whisky for if it doesn't. Insurance!

Jakabite
Jul 31, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

I would love if the try the unelectable schtick even in that circumstance.

I was about to say even they aren't that thick/brazen, but I'd be wrong.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

ThomasPaine posted:

So say hypothetically Corbs does pull off the miracle of the century and wins this. Sure the PLP are going to be gunning for him but what exactly would their angle be? Their whole opposition so far has been 'he is a nice man but he can't win an election' (sometimes without the first bit). So if he conclusively proves that he can, and not just win but pull of an incredible turnaround, that argument is shot to pieces. Any further attacks would just be openly ideological Labour right poo poo. While I don't put this past many of them, it would be very very difficult to keep the tone of 'sensible liberal progressive person asking pragmatic questions' that much of the criticism has maintained for example in wanky Guardian thinkipieces.

I would have thought the Labour right would be furious but basically impotent - they'd be the socialists under Blair.

it depends if the MPs who were willing to work with him between his election and the whole chicken coup nonsense are willing to support him as Prime Minister. I bet at least a few would start creeping around for cabinet positions, and as much as I'd love Corbyn to reward the loyalty of the ones who stuck in the shadow cabinet, the best thing to do would make some sort of unity cabinet.

The likes of Umuna, Kendall, Gapes, Mann, Woodcock are unlikely to ever side with him and will comprise some new version of the awkward squad and probably vote with the Tories to gently caress up some of the better manifesto promises.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


feedmegin posted:

My procedure for anything like this is to have two bottles - some nice champers or similar if it goes well, and some cheap rotgut whisky for if it doesn't. Insurance!

The cheap whisky gets smashed on Thursday night starting at about half 9.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

TheRat posted:

He's also been part of a great service to the world. This is him in the car with Corbyn as they run over a cameraman's foot:



Speaking of which did you all see Graham Norton, it's on IPlayer now, he absolutely tore into May and Tim Farron and jibed Corbyn in a non serious I support him but I have to do this because the BBC are supposed to be impartial kind of a way.

Then Tom Cruise was shown that picture and went "I was advising him to turn up to the debate"

Tom Cruise is mocking you Theresa, Tom Cruise.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you style icon and trendsetter Jeremy Corbyn

https://twitter.com/BritishVogue/status/871710194283143169

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

TheRat posted:

He's also been part of a great service to the world. This is him in the car with Corbyn as they run over a cameraman's foot:



Did any of the media ever question how it was the drivers fault that the cameraman put his foot under the rear wheel?

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



TheRat posted:

Ladies & Gentlemen, I present to you style icon and trendsetter Jeremy Corbyn

https://twitter.com/BritishVogue/status/871710194283143169

Exhibit K in why Corbyn is the absolute boy.

Expect a Palace collab in 2018.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Baron Corbyn posted:

The likes of Umuna, Kendall, Gapes, Mann, Woodcock are unlikely to ever side with him and will comprise some new version of the awkward squad and probably vote with the Tories to gently caress up some of the better manifesto promises.

Woodcock is done as an MP.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/871725780535062528

Should see more pressure on May to have a word now

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Spangly A posted:

Woodcock is done as an MP.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY436JiiCjg&ab_channel=steelels1

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.
Barrow and Furness is a marginal that is especially hostile to any perception of insufficient patriotism, any Labour MP would be wise to distance himself or herself from any suggestion of it

Foxtrot_13
Oct 31, 2013
Ask me about my love of genocide denial!
Has it come up yet about Corbyn's mate and one of the chief architects of the current swing towards Labour being a Stalanist and think North Korea was a great place?

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Spuckuk posted:

Exhibit K in why Corbyn is the absolute boy.

Expect a Palace collab in 2018.

Personally, I was hoping he'd go more into the grime connection. Someone send Corb a pair of Air Max 95s.

Spangly A
May 14, 2009

God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

Foxtrot_13 posted:

Has it come up yet about Corbyn's mate and one of the chief architects of the current swing towards Labour being a Stalanist and think North Korea was a great place?

yeah, it's great isn't it?

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/Kent_Online/status/871684502132862977

well, that's quite a thing

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

ronya posted:

Barrow and Furness is a marginal that is especially hostile to any perception of insufficient patriotism, any Labour MP would be wise to distance himself or herself from any suggestion of it

Losing votes because you've obsessively alienated the left wingers in your constituency is also a bad idea in a tight race.


Best part is that I'd believe you if you told me it was pro-EU protesters or 'kippers.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Foxtrot_13 posted:

Has it come up yet about Corbyn's mate and one of the chief architects of the current swing towards Labour being a Stalanist and think North Korea was a great place?
God, not those cursed Stalanists

Wait, who?

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/871725780535062528

Should see more pressure on May to have a word now

Nice of Trump to do Khan's reelection campaigning for him

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Noxville posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/871725780535062528

Should see more pressure on May to have a word now

If she doesn't stand up to that evil orange gently caress then Britain should just accept that she'll privatise the whole country and sell us to the EU as her brexit negotiation.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

I'm thinking of the Wicker Man.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/NickCohen4/status/871729135713964033

Nick Cohen, living proof that even clocks badly broken by the Iraq War can be right on very rare occasions.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I'm actually really pissed that he's doubling down on making GBS threads on Khan so soon after a tragedy.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Do the foreign nationals hurt in the attack at the weekend need to pay for their care? I hope as a nation there's some method to waive costs from attacks like this.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Steve Bell has gone too far.

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Lord of the Llamas posted:

Losing votes because you've obsessively alienated the left wingers in your constituency is also a bad idea in a tight race.

the corbyn aura will keep those idiots on-side, at least for now. so the marginal voter, this time literally just a few hundred of them, are what matter in a town that maintains nuclear subs. telling them that at least you'll nominally fight for trident is the least you can do

backbencher promises to kick out their own PM are silly anyway, or corbyn's own long career would be pretty darned different

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

This really sets a fire under the election. A burning passion is awakened. Set fire to it! Burn it! loving set everything on dover on fire!

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Ewan
Sep 29, 2008

Ewan is tired of his reputation as a serious Simon. I'm more of a jokester than you people think. My real name isn't even Ewan, that was a joke it's actually MARTIN! LOL fooled you again, it really is Ewan! Look at that monkey with a big nose, Ewan is so random! XD

mehall posted:

Do the foreign nationals hurt in the attack at the weekend need to pay for their care? I hope as a nation there's some method to waive costs from attacks like this.
Emergency care is free in practice (technically non-insured, non-EU tourists should have insurance I think but this isn't really enforced). Hospitals don't even have to check IDs or anything (yet).

If you are taken to A&E (accident and emergency department), a minor injuries unit or walk-in centre for emergency treatment then this is free of charge. https://www.myhealth.london.nhs.uk/information-for-overseas-visitors

Ewan fucked around with this message at 15:18 on Jun 5, 2017

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