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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
For fans of The Raid films, Iko Uwais stars in an action movie that just showed up on Netflix, called Headshot.

It's certainly not as good as either of the Raid movies, but I'd still recommend it. The action is of that same style that you can only really get from Indonesia and Uwais.

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pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Timby posted:

My niece's first and middle names are Raven Amethyst. When her parents told us that, I was like, "Do you want her to be a stripper?"

She'll just go by Rae or Amy, which are perfectly reasonable names.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

I was named after some very popular teen heartthrob actors that had a blockbuster the year I was born (please don't try to guess it. I don't think it'd be that hard but just, please?) It's not nearly as bad as being named Hodor or something because it's a real name but still I kinda resent it. I've never seen the movie and don't care to, but every time I really think of it I get a little uncomfortable and just think "Christ, how obvious is it my mom was a teenager then?" Had I not found out the inspiration for my name it probably wouldn't be too bad.


And both the actors became jackasses and weirdos in their own way later on so, :/
Don't name your kids something in any way related to any kind of media or even something that's trendy for whatever reason (Nevaeh, gently caress). Name your kids William or Sarah or something.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I was named after a beloved local sports legend who is in his 80's now, and in 50+ years of fame there hasn't been a single person in Baltimore who has ever had a bad word to say about the guy. So I got off easy I guess.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

BrainDance posted:

I was named after some very popular teen heartthrob actors that had a blockbuster the year I was born (please don't try to guess it. I don't think it'd be that hard but just, please?) It's not nearly as bad as being named Hodor or something because it's a real name but still I kinda resent it. I've never seen the movie and don't care to, but every time I really think of it I get a little uncomfortable and just think "Christ, how obvious is it my mom was a teenager then?" Had I not found out the inspiration for my name it probably wouldn't be too bad.


And both the actors became jackasses and weirdos in their own way later on so, :/
Don't name your kids something in any way related to any kind of media or even something that's trendy for whatever reason (Nevaeh, gently caress). Name your kids William or Sarah or something.

Nice to meet you, Leonardo Winslet.

GonSmithe
Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.

Timby posted:

My niece's first and middle names are Raven Amethyst. When her parents told us that, I was like, "Do you want her to be a stripper?"

My uncle's last name is Steel and they told me when they had kids they had to think for a long time to figure out the names that sound the least like porn star names.

regulargonzalez
Aug 18, 2006
UNGH LET ME LICK THOSE BOOTS DADDY HULU ;-* ;-* ;-* YES YES GIVE ME ALL THE CORPORATE CUMMIES :shepspends: :shepspends: :shepspends: ADBLOCK USERS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY, DON'T THEY DADDY?
WHEN THE RICH GET RICHER I GET HORNIER :a2m::a2m::a2m::a2m:

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Nice to meet you, Leonardo Winslet.

Literally my first thought

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Look at all these youngsters that aren't old enough to remember when The Two Coreys took the world by storm. Those were the days...

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


regulargonzalez posted:

Literally my first thought

Those notorious jackass weirdoes, Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

It's DEF the Coreys.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Franchescanado posted:

Yeah, that's the biggest problem. There's a slight chance that the child will gain the appreciation of whatever the source material for their name is, but most likely they will loving hate it, resent the parent, and go by another name.

Checks out. A girl I know was named Christine, after the car. She loving despises it.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

Detective No. 27 posted:

Checks out. A girl I know was named Christine, after the car. She loving despises it.

ditto my cousin Buick.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm
One of my coworkers named their kid after a dragon, or maybe a character related to some dragon-filled media, I dunno (I don't think it's GoT related, at least... but it may be anime). Those people are uber-gamers but I'm pretty sure that kid will grow up to be an investment banker.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

I wonder how many people are named Anime at this point.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
my son's name is connor because i love highlander and there can be only one i mean IT'S BETTER TO BURN OUT THAN TO FADE AWAY! *

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

Enos Cabell posted:

Those notorious jackass weirdoes, Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

It's DEF the Coreys.

Nice to meet you...Haim Feldman?

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Nice to meet you...Haim Feldman?

This feels like the name of a character that would have shown up on The Office or 30 Rock.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

I wonder how many people are named Anime at this point.

My wife was pushing for Annie May for a minute for our daughter, I had to explain why that was terrible.

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






Baron von Eevl posted:

My wife was pushing for Annie May for a minute for our daughter, I had to explain why that was terrible.

I love that this almost happened by accident. There's still innocence in the world :unsmith:

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Nice to meet you, Leonardo Winslet.

Feel a lot better now knowing my names not that. Christ.

Edit: Hey is there any way to find out the whole soundtrack for season 2 of Flaked? There was a lot of good music in it I want to check out.

BrainDance fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Jun 5, 2017

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

McSpanky posted:

I love that this almost happened by accident. There's still innocence in the world :unsmith:

That's kinda scary, if I just had a daughter and my wife asked me about Annie May, I'd probably just shrug and say "that's a nice name". I'd have no clue until it was too late.

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

just name her Fannie Mae, that doesn't have any negative connotations that I know of

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



Franchescanado posted:

It's even more dumb since Kylo isn't his name, or a name at all, it's a title, like "Darth" or "Captain" or "Sergeant" or "Colonel". His name's Ben.

Don't name your kid after a loving Sci-Fi name, holy poo poo people.

I read some little puff piece about a hospital tech working in a I want to say Tennessee hospital whose first name is Darth Vader. His dad was a huge Star Wars fan, his mom was apparently zonked out of her mind on painkillers post delivery, and lo and behold.

Oh, I found it! http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/04/health/darth-vader-hospital-tech-trnd/index.html It's kind of a nice, :3: little story, except for, yanno, the guy not really liking Star Wars.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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Uncle Boogeyman posted:

just name her Fannie Mae, that doesn't have any negative connotations that I know of

This was literally the other half of my argument.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler
lmao people having children in this day and age. I'd focus less on the name and more on teaching them how to desalinate water and how to grow their own crops.

ONE YEAR LATER fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 5, 2017

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Timby posted:

My niece's first and middle names are Raven Amethyst. When her parents told us that, I was like, "Do you want her to be a stripper?"
The Freakonomics documentary actually covers how this works. Basiocally in a nutshell, last generation's popular wealthy white kid names, end up as stripper names after the po' folk begin to take up the name.

I mean "Candy" used to be a classy name for a white girl but now it's pretty much assumed to be a stage name lol

Baron von Eevl posted:

My wife was pushing for Annie May for a minute for our daughter, I had to explain why that was terrible.
Do not. Do notgive your daughter a name which hinges largely on their middle name. They'll just sound like poor white trash on job apps, and end up being a country gospel singer or something to fit in

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Jun 5, 2017

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

I've posted this in other threads before but my husband's cousin named his son Link Raiden "Lastname".

Poor kid can't even go by his middle name when he gets older. That's central Florida for you.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

coyo7e posted:

Do not. Do notgive your daughter a name which hinges largely on their middle name. They'll just sound like poor white trash on job apps, and end up being a country gospel singer or something to fit in

I mean, if she didn't use their middle name, she'd just be Annie? :confused:

Alterian posted:

I've posted this in other threads before but my husband's cousin named his son Link Raiden "Lastname".

Poor kid can't even go by his middle name when he gets older. That's central Florida for you.

Raiden is honestly way worse than Link. He can at least pretend Link is after Link Wray or something.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


For some reason it's more endearing when someone older has some nerdy reference for a name. Mostly cause almost no one used to do it.

One of my best friends is named Thorin and it was funny how much more visible it became after the hobbit movies came out.

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




Enos Cabell posted:

Those notorious jackass weirdoes, Leo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet.

It's DEF the Coreys.

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who immediately jumped to Corey.

BrainDance
May 8, 2007

Disco all night long!

ketchup vs catsup posted:

I'm glad to see I'm not the only one who immediately jumped to Corey.

gently caress it, yeah. It's not an awful name, it's just knowing why I have it makes it suck.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
Frank Zappa, king of child naming, had issues naming his son Dweezil at the hospital. A nurse pleaded with him not to name him Dweezil, refused to sign the certificate with the name. So his son was named Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa (after the members of the band he was closest to). The nurse was happy and Frank said, Okay Dweezil, time to go home.

When Dweezil was 5, he found out his real name and demanded to be legally named Dweezil, so Frank and Gail got lawyers to work.

Also Moon Unit Zappa, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa, and Diva Muffin Zappa

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Franchescanado posted:

Frank Zappa, king of child naming, had issues naming his son Dweezil at the hospital. A nurse pleaded with him not to name him Dweezil, refused to sign the certificate with the name. So his son was named Ian Donald Calvin Euclid Zappa (after the members of the band he was closest to). The nurse was happy and Frank said, Okay Dweezil, time to go home.

When Dweezil was 5, he found out his real name and demanded to be legally named Dweezil, so Frank and Gail got lawyers to work.

Also Moon Unit Zappa, Ahmet Emuukha Rodan Zappa, and Diva Muffin Zappa

All of them are being giant shits fighting over Franks music and Family name atm. A real shame.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Moon Unit's novel is one of the worst most self absorbed piece of poo poo put to paper.

Fully 90% of it is about how hard it is to be the weirdly named daughter of a famous person because you never have to work and there's just no sense of self awareness at all.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

McSpanky posted:

There's more ways to be an underdog than to be poor, Marx.

I mean really he explains it perfectly when asked why he is fighting and he just says I wanna prove to myself that I wasn't a mistake. If that's not proper motivation I'm not sure what is.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Junkie Disease posted:

All of them are being giant shits fighting over Franks music and Family name atm. A real shame.

precision posted:

Moon Unit's novel is one of the worst most self absorbed piece of poo poo put to paper.

Fully 90% of it is about how hard it is to be the weirdly named daughter of a famous person because you never have to work and there's just no sense of self awareness at all.

Zappa was a genius but humble he was not. Dweezil's got the most talent of the kids, but I guess Gail keeps loving with the rights to the music, making Zappa Playing Zappa an uphill battle.

The new Zappa documentary, Eat That Question is now available through Starz, and Prime now has three other documentaries about him: From Straight to Bizarre; The Freak Out List; and Freak Jazz, Movie Madness & Another Mothers


Also Don't Think Twice is on Netflix. If you have any interest in a group of sad improv comedians trying to come to terms with their failures in the wake of a member becoming successful, give it a shot, it's a wonderful movie. Written and directed by Mike Birbiglia. Great cast with fun cameos, too.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

precision posted:

Moon Unit's novel is one of the worst most self absorbed piece of poo poo put to paper.

Fully 90% of it is about how hard it is to be the weirdly named daughter of a famous person because you never have to work and there's just no sense of self awareness at all.

Oh yeah, she's the one who dated Marc Maron for a while.

Sarchasm
Apr 14, 2002

So that explains why he did not answer. He had no mouth to answer with. There is nothing left of him but his ears.

Franchescanado posted:

Also Don't Think Twice is on Netflix. If you have any interest in a group of sad improv comedians trying to come to terms with their failures in the wake of a member becoming successful, give it a shot, it's a wonderful movie. Written and directed by Mike Birbiglia. Great cast with fun cameos, too.

Got to see this in a theater with a short Q&A session with Mike Birbiglia afterward. It's a good movie and he told us all about a cool pizza place in town I didn't previously know about. Double win.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Sarchasm posted:

Got to see this in a theater with a short Q&A session with Mike Birbiglia afterward. It's a good movie and he told us all about a cool pizza place in town I didn't previously know about. Double win.

That's awesome. I saw it in theaters, but no Birbigs or Q&A. Really pleasant experience, nonetheless. Everyone's performances were great, especially Gillian Jacobs. Wish Kate Micucci had gotten more opportunity other than "Quiet Nerdy Cartoon Girl".

edit: Any memorable questions or comments besides the pizza?

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

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Gotta nuke something

Franchescanado posted:

... but I guess Gail keeps loving with the rights to the music, making Zappa Playing Zappa an uphill battle.

Gail has been dead for a while now.

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Gail has been dead for a while now.

Doesn't mean the rights aren't in limbo. Dweezil was just on WTF last year talking about how it's still a clusterfuck of rights issues because of her.

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