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Batterypowered7 posted:Someone get Pick a shewee like that chick who thought her boyfriend was going to propose, but was gifted one of those instead. I already have one in my car. I recommend it for anyone who lives somewhere subject to traffic jams, just in case. e: and if anyone wants no hugh related posts, or far fewer, just make a hugh thread but I make no promises re: my scalp Pick fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Jun 6, 2017 |
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My girlfriend [F/29] is going to on a vacation to Cancun with another guy. So a little back story first. My girlfriend and I [M/29], have been off and on for the better part of a decade. I've finally decided that she was the one for me. 7 months my job made had to have me go on extended business trip out of state. 5hrs by car away from my GF. Right before I left I told her how I felt, that I didn't want for her to just be a friend with benefits anymore. That I wanted for us to be a real couple. But we both agreed that trying to start a new relationship would be hard with me being so far away. So we decided that we would remain separate until I got back and we could start things off right. At the same time we both kind of agree we wouldn't be actively trying to sleep around. But if something happened, no harm. Well it had been really rough on both of us, and while I being the more likely of the two of us to sleep around, she ended up sleeping with a coworker...twice. I wouldn't have been as upset if she had only told me. (We were more then likely going to have poly relationship when I got back anyways) She said she only didn't it because she was upset that I hadn't been home as much as I'd originally had hoped, that it didn't mean anything and that she loved me. Well a few weeks go by and now she tells me she's going to Cancun with this guy. Just as friends. Now I have talked to some of our mutually friends(more mine then hers) and they have all said that I can trust her. That she is completely honest and only going as a friend. My concern is the guy she's going with. He a jack meathead and from the sounds of it dumber then a box of rocks. From some of the text messages he has sent to my SO (that I only saw do to a friend) this guy seems like a complete creep. My biggest concern is he's going to try something one night and there is no way my SO could stop it. She has repeatedly said that he's not like that and that I have nothing to worry about. Maybe I'm just over protective but I'm worried she's going to get hurt. **TL;DR: Am i just being overprotective and should just trust my GF?
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Jun 6, 2017 01:06
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Somewhere a divorce lawyer just came.
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Jun 6, 2017 01:09
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Pick posted:e: and if anyone wants no hugh related posts, or far fewer, just make a hugh thread but I make no promises re: my scalp https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3822826
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Jun 6, 2017 01:29
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La Brea Carpet posted:I [24F] am visiting my friend [25F]. Last night she had sex and I could hear. I know you're a shy, awkward virgin, buttercup, but you aren't allowed to dictate your friend's intimacy with her boyfriend just because you feel weird about it.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:17
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Hot off the presses I (M/23) am having problems with my gf (21/F) due to issues in the bedroom, I have a weird habit of using a potty in the room instead of going to the normal toilet, has she right to be mad? I don't know what to do? quote:Me and my girlfriend have been together for nearly two years now, all has been going fine and we are pretty much connected at the hip, of course we have minor arguments just as every other couple has but we always find a way to resolve them, this current dilemma is however a little bit different
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Jun 6, 2017 02:19
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what the gently caress
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Jun 6, 2017 02:20
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Holy gently caress, the smell though... This is the guy sleeping on the kiddie mattress but a thousand times more gross.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:28
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I need to believe that one is fake
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Jun 6, 2017 02:31
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YOU CAN STILL WASH YOUR HANDS!
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zakharov posted:I need to believe that one is fake HE DIDN"T USE A THROWAWAY 
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Jun 6, 2017 02:32
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Fake as hell but I thought referring to the actual bathroom as the "main bathroom" was a nice touch for the clueless doofus who uses a children's potty in his bedroom. This doesn't scale too well so if you keep zooming out the poo zone becomes most of the North American continent.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:32
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La Brea Carpet posted:but I feel like if she can't accept me for who I am and make compromises then maybe this relationship failing isn't entirely my fault. I love how he doesn't even consider not doing it any more. SHE'S the one that needs to compromise and learn to live with his insane disgusting habit. Him going to the bathroom like everyone else isn't even on the table.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:33
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La Brea Carpet posted:My [21F] boyfriend [20M] does not want me to continue bodybuilding because it intimidates him despite the fact that it helped me over come my eating disorder. I know a chick who is reallllly into this stuff and she is ripped as hell. Shes into it enough that she changed careers to be a trainer. Between working with clients and working out herself, definitely spends more time in a gym then outside it. She seems to have trouble keeping relationships going long term due to the dudes either feeling emasculated and blowing it up, or just not being as interested in body building as she is and her losing interest in them. So moral of the story, bodybuilders are probably only going to be happy long term with other bodybuilders. I guess this applies to any hobby that basically takes over your life to some degree, but when that hobby makes the lady able to lift the man over her head and snap his spine like a twig, there's gonna be a lot of extra baggage on top.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:34
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La Brea Carpet posted:but I feel like if she can't accept me for who I am and make compromises then maybe this relationship failing isn't entirely my fault. La Brea Carpet posted:HE DIDN"T USE A THROWAWAY link pls
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Jun 6, 2017 02:36
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:the only part of this I find implausible is a r/relationships OP having this much of a backbone He deleted it already.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:38
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La Brea Carpet posted:HE DIDN"T USE A THROWAWAY Yeah, you'd think they'd at least make an insert so you didn't have to physically clean the poo poo out of the potty every session.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:40
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cumshitter posted:This doesn't scale too well so if you keep zooming out the poo zone becomes most of the North American continent. Oh man I never spotted that 
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Jun 6, 2017 02:41
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hot off the presses Did the thread just get deleted immediately?
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Jun 6, 2017 02:44
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hot off the presses  what the christ
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Jun 6, 2017 02:49
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La Brea Carpet posted:I (M/23) am having problems with my gf (21/F) due to issues in the bedroom, I have a weird habit of using a potty in the room instead of going to the normal toilet, has she right to be mad? I don't know what to do? Holy loving whaaaat 
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Jun 6, 2017 02:54
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I like to imagine the children's potty having Snoopy or some other type of friendly cartoon character on it.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:58
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I like to imagine that he forgot he wasn't using a throwaway.
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Jun 6, 2017 02:59
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I just poo poo into this bucket in my room, no biggie. I'm like a medieval lord.
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Still have the tab open, he made some comments quote:I'm not, obviously I can see why this looks like a troll attempt, but it's a problem I have and it took me long hours to even think about posting this on here because I'm embarrassed enough as it is and I'm going through poo poo right now bc I might be losing the one girl I've ever actually loved and whilst I'm not expecting people here to think I'm an angel I would like a bit of sympathy because it's been hard on me too, it's not fair quote:What's the actual difference between having a potty which is more efficient and cost friendly than having a big cauldron basically a few walls down full of the same stuff? Why should someone have to use a separate room for that kind of stuff, we all do it, why hide it? Why be embarrassed of it? And why should it be such an issue that I do it that way? I prefer doing that to using a bathroom as I feel It wastes less water and everything and some days it's easier to just poo poo in my room as bad as that sounds, it's the truth quote:I empty the urine on certain days, but if I have a poo poo I'll immediately empty it and clean it, how I do things has worked for me since I was 15 and I don't want to make it sound like I'm a horrible person when I could be doing far worse quote:So just because I have a weird habit that means my relationship is doomed to fail? That's not fair, things could be a lot worse, some people have boyfriends/gfs that beat them, take drugs etc, I explained to her beforehand and yeah it went terrible and I feel bad but I love this girl and I don't want this to be the deal breaker I want to peelieve
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new phone who dis posted:I like to imagine the children's potty having Snoopy or some other type of friendly cartoon character on it. I like to imagine it's one of these and he spends like ten minutes getting strapped in before dropping a dook 
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Jun 6, 2017 03:03
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The logical shitter
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fruit on the bottom posted:I like to imagine that he forgot he wasn't using a throwaway. Maybe it's just poop weirds that don't care. The guy i posted a while back who got caught pooping on a hooker by his wife didn't use a throwaway, also his name was literally something like "i love turds" and going through his post history he posted a picture of some "chocolate cookies" he made which looked like pieces of poop with peanuts in them.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Hot off the presses
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Jun 6, 2017 03:07
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Dude keeps falling back on this isnt abuse but I feel like leaving piss in the center of the room for days and then making GBS threads on it may actually be just that. Now everyone imagine this guy buying his next potty and asking the seller detailed spec questions without ever admitting its for him.
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Jun 6, 2017 03:12
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It's not real. It can't be real. Nobody wants to live in a room with an open latrine.
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Jun 6, 2017 03:13
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Mak0rz posted:I like to imagine it's one of these and he spends like ten minutes getting strapped in before dropping a dook I wonder if his name is Chandler... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54OYS_mZlBE
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new phone who dis posted:It's not real. It can't be real. Nobody wants to live in a room with an open latrine. "Gwen, I have something important to show you" he says motioning to the drop cloth in the center of the living room. He then continues, unabated. "Its the solution to all our problems. It will reduce our water usage 10 fold, its ergonomic so no more leg pain, and its fully portable. Best of all," he says beaming "I named it after you." He then pulls back the cloth in a single motion to reveal the potty underneath emblazoned in gold plated letters, GWEN
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Jun 6, 2017 03:20
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Even in ye olden days I'm pretty sure they emptied their chamber pots daily
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The only reason we poo poo in private is because society tell us to be ashamed of our bodily functions, man.
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fruit on the bottom posted:The only reason we poo poo in private is because society tell us to be ashamed of our bodily functions, man. I mostly do it to throw off other predators trying to track my scent.
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Jun 6, 2017 03:25
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A grown man poops in a baby's potty and some lady wasn't gross out and dumped him. How does this happen. I bet this is a sex thing.
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Have some people up to some shady poo poo: Me [20 /F] with my sugar daddy [50 M/], something wrong with me or not the right one? quote:Okay, I am REALLY new to this. My first SD, average looking for his age and nice person. We had our first sexual encounter and I was SO uncomfortable but I am in need of the money. He said it was one sided and he could tell I was uncomfortable so was unfair. This is a fair point, but I was so squirmy over this 50 year old man drooling over me and wanting to touch me. I just wanted it to end and I just needed the money. He just creeps me out even though he is a decent guy. The thought of kissing him make me sick and I wouldn't let him kiss me. I know I am bisexual, but I'm starting to think I'm gay as I just don't enjoy sex with men and I don't know if this is adding to the way I'm feeling with my SD. I don't know if this is just the wrong SD for me or I'm a bad sugar baby, just something about him creeps me out (I've done background searches and feel safe), it's just the idea of him when he's flirty and suggestive around me that makes my skin crawl. Will I eventually get over this? My (40F) husband (41M) keeps sneaking out at night, I spotted him with strange men on a street corner. Last night, he came back home with cash stashed into his jacket. I feel like Breaking Bad's Skyler White right now, how do I get the truth from him? quote:I will also be posting in /r/ legaladvice soon.
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