Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

loquacius posted:

this is full-on "grandpa yelling a comeback at the TV" territory here

Matter of fact that's my headcanon for the cartoon, your crazy uncle is watching the news dressed up as Uncle Sam like usual and the second panel is him yelling his zingers as loud as possible so that people in other rooms can hear and then laughing exaggeratedly

Oh man, Ramirez's "Uncle Sam drops SICK BURN on the left" cartoons suddenly got a lot better.

E: Wanted to find a Hollywood Dog for the dog tax, found this good dog instead:

Lord Hydronium fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jun 5, 2017

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:30

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# ? May 11, 2024 15:31

Avirosb: Nov 21, 2016; Everyone makes pisstakes

Fulchrum posted:

Am I the only one who thought this was a Garrison til I saw the signature? Same ugly "handsome" face, same musclebound worship of a fascist symbol poo poo....

It was the motion lines that did it for me, personally.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:31

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

loquacius posted:

I'm actually astounded Dees didn't put the orb in this

if you're David Dees the orb is a gift from on high

Even Dees fears the Orb.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:38

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Are there any other people here like DDees who went from steady jobs to being blacklisted because of their vile poo poo? Slapajap comes to mind since I just read the Emperor Joker ark he worked on.

Oh and the lazy cartoonist keeps it up with her lazy sunbathers.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:40

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Lord Hydronium posted:

Oh man, Ramirez's "Uncle Sam drops SICK BURN on the left" cartoons suddenly got a lot better.

E: Wanted to find a Hollywood Dog for the dog tax, found this good dog instead:

Ah, the piss tape

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:41

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

You guys know the dog rule was lifted in late april, right.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:43

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; Buglord

Lurdiak posted:

You guys know the dog rule was lifted in late april, right.

No one cares.

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:45

IM DAY DAY IRL: Jul 11, 2003; Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

Lord Hydronium posted:

found this good dog instead:

your dog and his stolen valor can kick rocks :colbert:

# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:48

TheOneAndOnlyT: Dec 18, 2005; Well well, mister fancy-pants, I hope you're wearing your matching sweater today, or you'll be cut down like the ugly tree you are.

loquacius posted:

I'm actually astounded Dees didn't put the orb in this

if you're David Dees the orb is a gift from on high

If you're David Dees then the orb is a false flag intended to distract you from the real conspiracies of chemtrails and literally every object, everywhere, having a hidden Jewish star on it. :pseudo:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 00:28

Trapezium Dave: Oct 22, 2012

David Pope:

First Dog on the Moon:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:01

Bald Stalin: Jul 11, 2004; Our posts

Am thankful for a full size Pope for a change.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:03

KillerQueen: Jul 13, 2010

Panty Saluter posted:

https://twitter.com/eugeneparmegian/status/871351489272434688

This knight looks cross-eyed.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:27

SirSamVimes: Jul 21, 2008; ~* Challenge *~

Lurdiak posted:

You guys know the dog rule was lifted in late april, right.

dogs are good, why are you trying to reduce the amount of dogs posted

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:43

Starving Wolf: Apr 2, 2010; MUCH LATER; Yams Fan

Trogdos! posted:

If Israel truly cared about Jerusalem, they would rather give it all up to the Palestinians rather than subject it to occupation and division. AGC.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:45

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

SirSamVimes posted:

dogs are good, why are you trying to reduce the amount of dogs posted

I like cats.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:55

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Lodin posted:

Are there any other people here like DDees who went from steady jobs to being blacklisted because of their vile poo poo? Slapajap comes to mind since I just read the Emperor Joker ark he worked on.

Oh and the lazy cartoonist keeps it up with her lazy sunbathers.

Why is the strip a loving musical now? Is there even a meter here?

# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:57

GIANT OUIJA BOARD: Aug 22, 2011; 177 Years of Your Dick
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Fulchrum posted:

Why is the strip a loving musical now? Is there even a meter here?

It's the lyrics to a Morrissey song ("The Lazy Sunbathers").

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:31

MelvinBison: Nov 17, 2012; "Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."; Pillbug

Lurdiak posted:

I like cats.

I lurk in both DnD and Star Citizen. I know that dogge and catte can coexist peacefully.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:33

Somfin: Oct 25, 2010; In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.; Nap Ghost

Starving Wolf posted:

If Israel truly cared about Jerusalem, they would rather give it all up to the Palestinians rather than subject it to occupation and division. AGC.

Don't you remember how that story ended?

Solomon shrugs. "I'll cut the child in half."

One woman says, "OH gently caress NO goddamn she can have him."

The other smiles. "drat right I can, and I'll take your house, and I'm gonna wipe out your family too just in case they try anything."

Solomon nods wisely. "Yes, she and her family should perish for their hubris. Trump 2020."

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:48

Jewel Repetition: Dec 24, 2012; Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This has probably been posted already, but if not:

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:50

Cloks: Feb 1, 2013; by Azathoth

Jeb! Repetition posted:

This has probably been posted already, but if not:

Third time's the charm.

The majority of Americans support Marxism. A good comic.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:52

Ratzap: Jun 9, 2012; Let no pie go wasted; Soiled Meat

MelvinBison posted:

I lurk in both DnD and Star Citizen. I know that dogge and catte can coexist peacefully.

Photographic evidence of self same thing (my cat, parents dog):

I love when Pope squeezes Abbott into another cartoon, he's such a great caricature.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:53

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

My sister came to visit with her extremely tiny dog the other day and he and my enormous coward of a cat managed to scare each other into a panic.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:55

Jurgan: May 8, 2007; Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

MelvinBison posted:

I lurk in both DnD and Star Citizen. I know that dogge and catte can coexist peacefully.

Mass hysteria!

# ? Jun 6, 2017 02:56

Ularg: Mar 2, 2010; Just tell me I'm exotic.

MelvinBison posted:

I lurk in both DnD and Star Citizen. I know that dogge and catte can coexist peacefully.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:23

King Possum III: Feb 15, 2016

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:37

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Lodin posted:

Are there any other people here like DDees who went from steady jobs to being blacklisted because of their vile poo poo? Slapajap comes to mind since I just read the Emperor Joker ark he worked on.

Oh and the lazy cartoonist keeps it up with her lazy sunbathers.

This is embarrassingly bad

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:37

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

King Possum III posted:

6

V...vultures would die too. I guess cockroaches would be super pumped to roll around in whatever human jerky is left behind.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:40

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

swampland posted:

This is embarrassingly bad

It's actually quite good

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:43

swampland: Oct 16, 2007; Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

HAT FETISH posted:

It's actually quite good

It's not even a particularly good Morrissey song before the really strained use of it over way too many cartoons

# ? Jun 6, 2017 03:53

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

My guess is Nina slapped all the stripes together quickly and went on vacation. Pretty standard move for Scandinavian strips. At least she actually put in some effort with the art.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:01

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
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swampland posted:

It's not even a particularly good Morrissey song before the really strained use of it over way too many cartoons

There are good Morrissey songs?

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:08

Sandpuppy: Jun 16, 2012; Social Abscess
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:31

hooman: Oct 11, 2007; This guy seems legit.; Fun Shoe

KillerQueen posted:

This knight looks cross-eyed.

One too many maces to the helmet.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:34

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

Sandpuppy posted:

4

Funny there are no big mining interests. Hm.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:47

IM DAY DAY IRL: Jul 11, 2003; Everything's fine.

Nothing to see here.

Avenging_Mikon posted:

There are good Morrissey songs?

ill kill you

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:47

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Sandpuppy posted:

3

This is pretty bad and not funny, but it's probably the best Rall I've seen in a long time.

# ? Jun 6, 2017 04:55

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
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