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It's easy to believe things you want to be true
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:35 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 17:48 |
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"The king says if I pimp my kid's death at his fundraisers and I'll get a cut of the money" *receives no money* "The king must have been betrayed by an evil duplicitous underling, if only His Majesty knew what his untrustworthy servants were up to he would be so angry at what they've done to the people like me that the king cares so much about!"
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:39 |
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Later: "Oh when the king finds out I'm being fed feet-first into the mulcher to be turned into oil for his yacht, oh boy heads are going to roll!"
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:45 |
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it would be unironically cool if the tombstones of the dead family members they prostituted for nothing got good and MAGAd
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 05:53 |
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VitalSigns posted:"The king says if I pimp my kid's death at his fundraisers and I'll get a cut of the money" This is what kept the Tsars and Chinese emperors in power for of generations.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 06:04 |
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Trump has a long and storied history of loyalty and gratitude
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 09:47 |
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VitalSigns posted:"The king says if I pimp my kid's death at his fundraisers and I'll get a cut of the money" the remedy is full communism
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 09:54 |
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VitalSigns posted:Surely he already quoted the most ridiculous part of the article, but I'll read it just in case... this people are racist loving rear end in a top hat clowns and i unironically hope they get hit by a bus. driven by a white guy. from alabama.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:05 |
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KiteAuraan posted:this people are racist loving rear end in a top hat clowns and i unironically hope they get hit by a bus. driven by a white guy. from alabama. a bus with truck nuts and a trump/pence bumper sticker edit: rolling coal
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:06 |
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i mean, yeah sucks your kid is dead. but really, it's not the fact that the person was an immigrant that got your kid killed, it's that they were drunk, and my uncle's multiple losses of his license prove white people drive drunk loving plenty.
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:08 |
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Ripe-to-eat avocados are now €1,39 at my local supermarket very nice
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:13 |
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that includes tax of course
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:14 |
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KiteAuraan posted:my uncle's multiple losses of his license prove white people drive drunk loving plenty. don't say it too loud, because some will label you a race traitor TRUMP!
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:54 |
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oliwan posted:Ripe-to-eat avocados are now €1,39 at my local supermarket very nice you wasteful millenial
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 10:55 |
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:It's easy to believe things you want to be true should have posted in the succ zone
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 16:32 |
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oliwan posted:Ripe-to-eat avocados are now €1,39 at my local supermarket very nice 3 for 1.06 with tax here. Thanks trump!
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# ? Jun 2, 2017 17:51 |
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Reinbach posted:3 for 1.06 with tax here. Thanks trump! avocados here are usually 59 cents but they come from ~mexico~ so when the wall goes up i expect i'll either be paying $5.90 a piece at the grocery or buy cheap ones by the freeway but they'll have bruises from being catapulted over
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 01:53 |
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Duscat posted:avocados here are usually 59 cents but they come from ~mexico~ I'd yearn for the sweet release of death if i had to settle for that green pea "guac" from the failing NYT
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 02:17 |
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checking in from dollarcado country as well, although I live in nd so anybody who has more expensive avocados than me is getting the shaft unless you live in Alaska
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 02:37 |
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thecluckmeme posted:checking in from dollarcado country as well, although I live in nd so anybody who has more expensive avocados than me is getting the shaft unless you live in Alaska the one guy on c-spam from alaska is still saving up for the six kilobytes of broadband it will take to respond to you
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 04:08 |
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Duscat posted:the one guy on c-spam from alaska is still saving up for the six kilobytes of broadband it will take to respond to you what an idiot, just steal Canada's, it's what I do
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# ? Jun 3, 2017 04:26 |
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drat, you people have some fine avocado prices
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# ? Jun 4, 2017 10:28 |
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Ray Dalio Has Growing Concerns About Donald Trumpquote:Billionaire hedge fund manager Ray Dalio, who was initially bullish on Donald Trump’s ability to stimulate the economy, is growing increasingly concerned about the potential consequences of his presidency.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 18:12 |
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shame there was literally no way anyone could have predicted this
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 18:50 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:shame there was literally no way anyone could have predicted this bwahahahahaha!!! oh wow *wipes tears of laughter from eyes*
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 20:40 |
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https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820719&pagenumber=2318&perpage=40#post473066444 I am feeling exceptionally lazy and do not want to re-format the quotes
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 21:28 |
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Trump heard too many white nationalists calling Obama the most divisive president in history, believed them, and got jealous.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 21:38 |
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does it count as divisive if literally everyone winds up hating him, tho
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 22:35 |
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https://twitter.com/NoahHawke3/status/871801800789241856
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:35 |
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This checks out as technically true.
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:37 |
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i can confirm that you can do both
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# ? Jun 5, 2017 23:54 |
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Epic High Five posted:https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3820719&pagenumber=2318&perpage=40#post473066444 Just LOL, these people listened to the guy who told them that he's gonna deport their spouses and ruin their businesses and said YEAH BABY DA WALL WOOOHOOO MAGAMAGAMAGA
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 00:37 |
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Al! posted:i can confirm that you can do both Some of us can only jack off when the stars are in a certain alignment so why don't you check your privilege?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 01:02 |
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Barbe Rouge posted:Just LOL, these people listened to the guy who told them that he's gonna deport their spouses and ruin their businesses and said YEAH BABY DA WALL WOOOHOOO MAGAMAGAMAGA
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 07:06 |
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Badger of Basra posted:what about that guy who went from rand paul to bernie if you're talking about who i think you're talking about the dude also doesn't care about the civil rights act (hence why he could support both pauls) despite purporting to be a POC, so dude's got clear issues
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 17:25 |
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https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/872153633865048064 R E A L A M E R I C A
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:32 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:Trump heard too many white nationalists calling Obama the most divisive president in history, believed them, and got jealous. PleasingFungus posted:does it count as divisive if literally everyone winds up hating him, tho so you're saying he's solving the problem via the worst possible method available. trimp is basically a really really really dumb Ozymandias.
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:35 |
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Agean90 posted:https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/872153633865048064 Do we have a breakdown of ideologies in likely voters in this reported population?
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 19:44 |
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Freaking Crumbum posted:so you're saying he's solving the problem via the worst possible method available. I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things, The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Nothing beside remains: round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away. - Ozymandias, by Percy Byshe Shelly (thank you for mentioning this, as it means i'm not the only one who thought of the reference )
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# ? Jun 6, 2017 20:01 |
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Agean90 posted:https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/872153633865048064
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