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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

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Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!
I thought he was against scrambling eggs.

edit: gently caress they're fried, idiot. Abandon joke.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Skinner may be anti-eu but he's always been pro-union and workers rights first and foremost. His line is that if they are legally here then their worker's rights should be protected and the best people to do that are the Unions. He's absolutely right about sports direct, these people are here legally and not being paid minimum wage, working too many hours, and on 0 hour contracts. Any complaints gets them fired which leaves them totally buggered and in lovely illegally maintained housing with rents far above the regional average.
The people of Clay Cross don't like the poles renting all the housing, but even the die hard racists will admit that they are not "working here and sending money home" because they can barely afford to feed themselves.

It's slave labour and it's here because the Tory Party allowed this company to operate in the UK without paying taxes.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

EAT THE EGGS FARRMOUTH

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Doccykins posted:

Sky have been more impartial than the BBC this campaign imo. Might be something to do with the ministerial boycott near the start of the campaign or Laura Kuennessberg being May's campaign chief

The election hosed up the merger ruling, so they're both annoyed at May for calling it and costing them money while also have a vested interest in not pissing off any of the possible future governments. From a wider newscorp perspective the Time's coverage has been fairly good and balanced, somehow at points to the left of the Guardian, while the Sun behaved itself for a while before jumping off the deep end when Labour started to move in the polls.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012


Did he burst those yokes. Jesus Tim can't you do anything right

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/jimwaterson/status/872162511981817858

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

Doccykins posted:

Might be something to do with the ministerial boycott near the start of the campaign or Laura Kuennessberg being May's campaign chief

wait, loving what? :stare:

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

kustomkarkommando posted:

Did he burst those yokes. Jesus Tim can't you do anything right

Now Gordon Ramsay needs to turn up and berate him for his lovely eggs.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Schadenfreude time.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/election-tory-strong-stable-van-overturns-conservatives-theresa-may-advert-a7776136.html

blues thief
Apr 1, 2013

mehall posted:

Sky are showing a very tightly zoomed in view of May doing a speech to tory activists in a shed in Slough, so lets see if they'll show Jeremy talking to what must be 600 people in Birmingham, which is being livestreamed to 4 other locations at the same time.

(Jeremy isn't on at time of post, there's a band playing, and Steve Coogan already spoke.)

https://www.facebook.com/labourparty/videos/10154579521852411/?ref=notif&notif_t=live_video_share&notif_id=1496773117646116



e; to my surprise, Sky are showing it.

Good energy, but he made a rookie promo error when he talked over the audience shouting "for the many, not the few". You don't cut the crowd off when they start chanting your slogan, you point your mic at the sky and ride it for all it's worth.

Christ, it's like Corbyn doesn't even watch wrestling.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

I think this one's plain old irony, not schadenfreude.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Maugrim posted:

I think this one's plain old irony, not schadenfreude.

Or both!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/MichaelLCrick/status/872158950896144385

MiddleOne
Feb 17, 2011


Ridiculous claims necessitates less ridiculous camera angles.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Skinty McEdger posted:

She's pushing for new house arrest orders.

Because you know, those are cheaper than setting up internment camps.

If you're homeless and you talk about committing a terror, do you get put in a house?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

MiddleOne posted:

Ridiculous claims necessitates less ridiculous camera angles.

He did say "in 2017", not "tonight"

E: But you can look for yourself: https://www.facebook.com/labourparty/videos/10154579521852411/

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Skinty McEdger posted:

The election hosed up the merger ruling, so they're both annoyed at May for calling it and costing them money while also have a vested interest in not pissing off any of the possible future governments. From a wider newscorp perspective the Time's coverage has been fairly good and balanced, somehow at points to the left of the Guardian, while the Sun behaved itself for a while before jumping off the deep end when Labour started to move in the polls.

It's worth pointing out that the management (and probably most of the on-air people) at Sky News *hate* the idea of the takeover, guessing (probably correctly) that they will be promptly merged with the News International print journalists, who they've always considered themselves superior to. They've been notably silent on reporting the takeover this time round, probably because they got their wrists slapped for their downright triumphalist reporting on the phone hacking scandal at the height of the last attempt.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006

Sapozhnik posted:

wait, loving what? :stare:

A couple of weeks ago Sky analysis and reports were prefaced with "No government spokesman was available to Sky so here's some B roll from the BBC because of editorial regulations" with even Adam Boulton having a dig. Conversely Laura K has been consistently promoting Theresa May's campaign and railing against Labour missteps despite being called to task on it for an edited piece of Corbyn's views on shoot to kill without context (which CCHQ is now using in attack videos to floating voters)

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/871907564568662020

PIGS BREXIT
Mar 29, 2017

Just lol if you pay the licence fee

Propaganda should be free at the point of use

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
God lord, nearly 10 pieces of election material delivered today, the Tories will probably hold Portsmouth South but they're acting like they're going to lose it

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


There's a Scottish Leader's Debate on STV just now:

http://player.stv.tv/live/

You need to log in, but you can get shared account login details from bugmenot.com

All "4" leaders are there, Sturgeon (SNP) Davidson (Tory) Dugdale (SLab) and Willie Rennie (The man somehow less well known than Tim Farron, for the Lib Dems)

mediadave
Sep 8, 2011
Why haven't there been any polls today? Are we expecting all the pollsters to come out with polls tomorrow?

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
I wouldn't normally cross post from Reddit, but I thought some of you might genuinely appreciate this:

quote:

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No Tory landslide? An escape from austerity?
Polling implies, we've looked through their lies, to see...
If I’m still poor boys, they’ll have it in for me.
Choking on radio
Do Lib Dems / hate homos?
Gay sex ain’t a sin though, doesn’t really matter to Tim…or May

Mummy - just killed a lead
Tried to to get the housing spread
When the pensioners were dead
Mummy - polls had just begun
But now she's gone and Goved it all away
Dimble! OoOoh, (on good form Tim still blows)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If May's not on TV this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters...

Too late! That time has come.
Slashed police if there's a crime, face is gurning all the time!
Goodbye, everyTory - she's got to go!
Gotta leave you all, thereby, to face The Youts
Mummeh - oOoO - I don't want to die
I sometimes wish we'd never even had the gallllll

I see a little hippy ghetto of a man
Grimey King? Gardening? Can he make that based jam doh?
Yougov polls are tight tings, very, very fright tings, ye
(Jeremeo) Jeremeo, (Jeremeo) Jeremeo, Jeremeo Here We Go
Man - i - festo o o o o o

I'm just a pob Gove, nobody loves me
He's just a pob Gove, wipes his sweat clammily!
Spare him his life from this Marxist deceit!
Easy come, easy Gove, will you let me Gove?
Borismillah! No, we will not let you Gove
(Portillo!) Borismillah! We will not let you Gove
(Portillo!) Borismillah! We will not let you Gove
(Portillo!) Will not let you Gove
(Portillo!) Will not let you Gove
(Portillo!) Ah, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove, nove!
(Voting's here, still austere) Mummy Maya, let me go
Blokesdownthepub have a Jezil put aside for MaAay, ThursdaAay,
For Mayyyyyyyyyy

So you think that the pollsters smush numbers and lieeee?
Dianne Abbott's gone rogue and just car-crashed on Skyyy?
Oh...May-bae
Can't do this to us May-bae
Just gotta turnout
Just gotta put one x right here
Tory dreams in tatters,
PM ripped away...
Cabinet blood splatters...
Nothing really matters...
To May
.
.
Anyway, we'll still lose...

(Worth playing as you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ)

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

mehall posted:

Willie Rennie (The man somehow less well known than Tim Farron, for the Lib Dems)

Pelican Street
Nov 5, 2009

mehall posted:

Just found out Corbyn is visiting Glasgow again tomorrow.
He's got a speech lined up for Buchanan St at 8am. Unfortunately, I got asked yetserday to work 8am-1615 this week instead of the preplanned 845-1700, so I won't get a chance to hear even a bit of it.


However, Glasgows hardly lining up for Labour right now. Maybe this is the push it needs to put a couple Labour candidates into Westminster.
Is this definitely happening tomorrow? I'd love to go along and see it.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


mehall posted:

There's a Scottish Leader's Debate on STV just now:

http://player.stv.tv/live/

You need to log in, but you can get shared account login details from bugmenot.com

All "4" leaders are there, Sturgeon (SNP) Davidson (Tory) Dugdale (SLab) and Willie Rennie (The man somehow less well known than Tim Farron, for the Lib Dems)

Are we still pretending that the Lib Dems are a bigger party in Scotland than the Greens? 5th biggest party at Holyrood, somehow get regarded as one of the big 4 because Orkney & Shetland are loving liberal fundamentalists.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

forkboy84 posted:

Are we still pretending that the Lib Dems are a bigger party in Scotland than the Greens? 5th biggest party at Holyrood, somehow get regarded as one of the big 4 because Orkney & Shetland are loving liberal fundamentalists.

What is it with people in isolated places always being cunts?

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Pelican Street posted:

Is this definitely happening tomorrow? I'd love to go along and see it.

There's a good bit of chatter on twitter, but I can't find anything official.

Girlfriend is at work, and can't use phone, so can't say 100%.

@forkboy: Unfortunately the Lib Dems might get an MP, Greens won't.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

GlyphGryph posted:

I wouldn't normally cross post from Reddit, but I thought some of you might genuinely appreciate this:


(Worth playing as you read: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ)

This is why I read this thread. Thank you.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/mudiek/status/872168937655595008

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Interesting that despite the plethora of close polls posted in here, the Briain Elects poll of polls still shows a comfy 7 point gap. My hope is safely stowed away.

In other news, Momentum are really going for the jugular with their online adverts (apologies for the terrible quality):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Edt3d0xjEdU

Prince John fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Jun 6, 2017

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
how does your family react to your massive change in political views?

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/06/theresa-may-rip-up-human-rights-laws-impede-new-terror-legislation

May: I’ll rip up human rights laws that impede new terror legislation

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
The FT reporting that markets are definitely not pricing in the chance of a Corbyn victory or hung parliament. Apart from a wobble from the first shock poll that showed Labour cutting into the Tory lead, the pound, equities, and gilt yields have been stable.

Then again, the markets totally got Brexit wrong, so maybe this means nothing.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Pistol_Pete posted:

In Bristol for a job interview today. Was good to see Labour out in force at both Bristol and Reading stations handing out leaflets.

Yeah, there's also been regular demonstrations outside the station in support of the NHS, lots of 'honk your horn if you support out doctors' and people dressed up in medical gear.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/JamieRoss7/status/872180914591346690

So at least one good thing came from Willie Rennie being allowed onto that debate.

mehall posted:


@forkboy: Unfortunately the Lib Dems might get an MP, Greens won't.

I know. My point was more that Willie Rennie doesn't belong on the stage rather than that Big Sexy did. Though he did.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Seems the Daily Mail are going to go with "Corbyn spoke at Al-Mujiharoun rally" as their attack splash for tomorrow.

gently caress's sake.

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peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe

Halisnacks posted:

The FT reporting that markets are definitely not pricing in the chance of a Corbyn victory or hung parliament. Apart from a wobble from the first shock poll that showed Labour cutting into the Tory lead, the pound, equities, and gilt yields have been stable.

Then again, the markets totally got Brexit wrong, so maybe this means nothing.

There was someone from Deutsche Bank quoted the other day saying the only thing that matters to the currency markets is Brexit, and right now a Corbyn-led Brexit looks like a less mad proposition than a May one.

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