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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

jabby posted:

Are you genuinely surprised papers like the Sun and the Mail are running anti-Corbyn front pages tomorrow?

They were always gonna do this and they've run extremely similar front pages about him before. I think you're overestimating the impact running the same story again is going to have on the polls, especially when Labour's vote share relies heavily on young people who are not big consumers of these papers.

running anti-Corbyn headlines? No. Running headlines suggesting a possible prime minister is an advocate for terrorism not 72 hours removed from a terrorist attack. Surprisingly, yes

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops
Yeah, I don't think we were relying heavily on the sun-reading-pro-labour-but-doesn't-care-about-previous-allegations-of-terror-but-does-care-about-one-in-big-letters demographic. Realistically, people who do read the sun are already being exposed to a constant barrage of "LOONY LEFT WANTS TO SPEND ALL THE POONDS LOVES JIHADIS MARX COMMUNIST SATAN". I doubt, if that was viewed as significant, they'd be up for voting labour anyway.

Hidingo Kojimba
Mar 29, 2010

freebooter posted:

Righto. Is there a specific reason it's Thursday? I remember the US having Tuesday for some specific 19th century reason about farmer's market days being on Saturday.

Don't know if it's already been answered given how fast this thread moves, but the general election always being on a Thursday is basically been a thing since 1918. The folkloric explanation is that it's before Friday when voters would get drunk at the pub, and sufficiently far from Sunday where they'd be at Church, both of which would supposedly influence their vote. How true any of that actually is I have no idea; it's basically just tradition now.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Hidingo Kojimba posted:

Don't know if it's already been answered given how fast this thread moves, but the general election always being on a Thursday is basically been a thing since 1918. The folkloric explanation is that it's before Friday when voters would get drunk at the pub, and sufficiently far from Sunday where they'd be at Church, both of which would supposedly influence their vote. How true any of that actually is I have no idea; it's basically just tradition now.

Like most traditions it has outlived its usefulness and should be destroyed since it's stupid and is actively making things more difficult for a lot of people. Either that or make it a national holiday where nobody works.

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral

jabby posted:

For anyone still wondering why the Tories keep campaigning in safe Labour seats, the front page of the FT tomorrow has 'May Targets Opposition Heartlands', and a bunch of media outlets today have been speculating about how 'confident' the Tories are and how they 'must know something we don't'.

When your events consist entirely of invited activists in an old warehouse, you might as well take advantage of the free show of confidence by holding them somewhere you have no hope of winning.
I know that this is incredibly unlikely and basing predictions on 'thing is superficially similar to other thing' is dumb, but Jesus Christ, if May caps off this Tory repeat of the Clinton campaign by screwing herself into losing by chasing pipe dreams of flipping solid red area and neglecting her own 'safe' constituencies it would be the greatest loving thing

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I'd really like to see somebody go out and ask the average Mail reader what they think 'troika' means.

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

Apraxin posted:

I know that this is incredibly unlikely and basing predictions on 'thing is superficially similar to other thing' is dumb, but Jesus Christ, if May caps off this Tory repeat of the Clinton campaign by screwing herself into losing by chasing pipe dreams of flipping solid red area and neglecting her own 'safe' constituencies it would be the greatest loving thing

her own constituency is safe because both Maidenhead and Windsor are full of cunts

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

TACD posted:

I'd really like to see somebody go out and ask the average Mail reader what they think 'troika' means.
Foreign, therefore bad.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Here's some slightly better news I suppose:

https://twitter.com/ev_bartlett/status/872205827108622336

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Miftan posted:

Like most traditions it has outlived its usefulness

uhh i think you'll find things are good because they are old. if it was not good it wouldn't be old. we fools of today are no match for the great minds of the ancients. drat kids with your gizmos

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



So is there any point at all having any hope at all anymore?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

The mail's copy starts off with a tone of fake reasonableness about Corbyn, but when it reaches McDonnell and Abbott it loses it's drat mind.

The Sun's front page is more effective on the shelves, the actual copy inside promises too much and delivers far too little even for it's audience.

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Have the Mail / Sun managed to run a single pro-Tory front page this cycle?

Edit: As in positive towards Tories rather than making GBS threads on Labour.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Angepain posted:

uhh i think you'll find things are good because they are old. if it was not good it wouldn't be old. we fools of today are no match for the great minds of the ancients. drat kids with your gizmos

Uhhh I think you'll find that old things tend to vote tory so

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Now that second part sounds good, but this is the UK and everything is terrible so it's going to be: boy, I sure am 24% for Corbyn because of what a nice chap he is who does debates, but I'm 63% for whoever can lock up anyone who talks funny the fastest and with the least amount of questions, 604 tory seats let's go

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

TACD posted:

I'd really like to see somebody go out and ask the average Mail reader what they think 'troika' means.

Or 'ineluctable'.

Apraxin posted:

I know that this is incredibly unlikely and basing predictions on 'thing is superficially similar to other thing' is dumb, but Jesus Christ, if May caps off this Tory repeat of the Clinton campaign by screwing herself into losing by chasing pipe dreams of flipping solid red area and neglecting her own 'safe' constituencies it would be the greatest loving thing

That would be nice, but the truth is with May it doesn't matter where she campaigns. Her 'events' are designed and choreographed to be entirely part of the 'air war' - to look good on TV and provide quotes for websites and newspapers. There's no way they influence local voters, since local people never get near her. So she might as well visit safe Labour seats and get journalists speculating about why she's so confident rather than visiting marginals and look weaker.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

Thanks Ants posted:

Have the Mail / Sun managed to run a single pro-Tory front page this cycle?

Edit: As in positive towards Tories rather than making GBS threads on Labour.
The Mail ran one talking up the energy price cap policy that they had denounced as insane Marxism when Ed proposed it. Also they ran a headline on how the Tory manifesto was amazing and was going to obliterate Labour (lol).

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
you have to realize that the tory base are olds who cant get up from the TV without making GBS threads their pants and other hobgoblins in general so they're going to come out in droves where it matters most:- the voting booth.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
They've had one praising May for her tough stance on Terror, my favourite is one with a tiny pic attacking Corbyn and a huge splash that basically says "SOMEONE REALLY hosed IT WITH THE TERRORISTS.ONLY A TORY GOVERNMENT CAN FIX THIS" with no sense of irony.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Steve2911 posted:

So is there any point at all having any hope at all anymore?

Because if you truly abandon hope you will sit stationary until you die of dehydration.

I know I keep picking at this but you're being miserable cunts and I say this as someone with pretty severe depression.

You won't die by entertaining a little hope every now and then, or at least no faster than you would otherwise.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Jun 6, 2017

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Thanks, BBC. That's really helpful.

https://twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/872221044148506624

jabby
Oct 27, 2010


To be fair, that's loving funny.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

https://twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/872220217916764162

lol imagine where we'd be if the media hadn't spent 2 years making people think corbyn is the person may is and vice versa

CottonWolf
Jul 20, 2012

Good ideas generator

That whole panel was incredibly damning for the Tories. It was an utter repudiation of their entire campaign, the two people who were planning to vote Conservative dropped down to undecided, and a load of people seemed to be edging towards Labour.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Those paper front pages are pure Lyndon Crosby. Lie big two days before the election, by the time everyone knows it's a lie it's the day after the election.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Gonzo McFee posted:

Those paper front pages are pure Lyndon Crosby. Lie big two days before the election, by the time everyone knows it's a lie it's the day after the election.

We should buy up all the Mail etc at opening time and dump them in a recycling bin somewhere.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
We should burn down their printing presses.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Gonzo McFee posted:

We should burn down their printing presses.

Like.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
I don't think this has been posted yet, but some closure on previous events: seemingly terrible idea in actually terrible shocker

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/jun/06/bansky-free-election-artwork-bristol-withdrawn posted:

The street artist Banksy has withdrawn an offer to send a limited edition print of a new piece to voters who shunned Conservative general election candidates in and around his home city of Bristol.

Banksy’s stunt had attracted the attention of the police, the Electoral Commission and would-be Tory MPs concerned it could skew the results in six constituencies.

Hours after Avon and Somerset police said they were investigating, a message was posted to Banksy’s website saying the “promotion” was off.

Headlined “product recall”, the message said: “I have been warned by the Electoral Commission that the free print offer will invalidate the election result. So I regret to announce this ill-conceived and legally dubious promotion has now been cancelled.”

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
The sooner print media dies off entirely, the better.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Angepain posted:

I don't think this has been posted yet, but some closure on previous events: seemingly terrible idea in actually terrible shocker

It was a dumb idea but far less harmful or unethical than the aforementioned front pages.

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
Tories will fall 22 seats short of a majority, says latest YouGov model - Independent

quote:

Theresa May is on track to win 304 seats, 22 seats short of a 326-seat majority, according to a daily projection by YouGov.

The Conservatives had 330 seats when the snap election was called in April.

On Monday, YouGov said its model suggested the Tories were on course to win 305 seats.

Labour one point behind Tories in latest survey with two days to go

Labour is likely to win 266 seats, YouGov's model showed, down from 268 on Monday.

Labour SNP Coalition? Oh god I need to stop reading polls it will just make it all the more painful :cry:

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Julio Cruz posted:

The sooner print media dies off entirely, the better.

Internet media is worse, look at the American election.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Your friendly reminder that the yougov model - even if valid - has confidence intervals, and ones you could drive a truck through at that: https://yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Steve2911 posted:

It was a dumb idea but far less harmful or unethical than the aforementioned front pages.

It probably wouldn't actually affect the election much but Plod does tend to take electoral meddling very seriously, so it wouldn't have gone well for Banksy at least.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

hakimashou posted:

Internet media is worse, look at the American election.

That seems to be more down to a difference in media culture between here and America.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Mackers posted:

Tories will fall 22 seats short of a majority, says latest YouGov model - Independent


Labour SNP Coalition? Oh god I need to stop reading polls it will just make it all the more painful :cry:

If you've been reading this thread you'd know that it'd be a Labour minority government and not a coalition. Come on.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008
I've come to the daring conclusion that it's probably best all round if I don't stay up, watching the election stuff on Thursday night and drinking cheap polish lager.
Partly because as the news comes in that's inevitably more depressing than I'm quite ready for, my drinking speed escalates and I end up drinking everything I can get my hands on; and partly because I'm due in school at 9:15 and classroom observations are really loving hard with a hangover.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'm not in Britain, so I'm mainly getting British political news second hand from reading threads. As far as I cant ell, Theresa May's promises to the British people are to fire all the cops, fire all the firefighters, and replace the internet with going to jail. And the primary argument for voting for her is that Jeremy Corbyn is either silly or horrifying.

Does she have an actual positive message to get people to vote for her?

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm not in Britain, so I'm mainly getting British political news second hand from reading threads. As far as I cant ell, Theresa May's promises to the British people are to fire all the cops, fire all the firefighters, and replace the internet with going to jail. And the primary argument for voting for her is that Jeremy Corbyn is either silly or horrifying.

Does she have an actual positive message to get people to vote for her?

No, you seem to have a pretty good understanding of the situation.

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spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

Guy Goodbody posted:

Does she have an actual positive message to get people to vote for her?

Brexit means brexit, and is possibly red, white and/or blue.

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