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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Kokoro Wish
Jul 23, 2007

Post? What post? Oh wow.
I had nothing to do with THAT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaRnHluT5YU&t=43s

1099 1st Crusaders arrive in Jerusalem. Deus Vult!

Kokoro Wish fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jun 7, 2017

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I can't sleep. :sad:

E: og hey its a donald trump emote hi donald trump

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



Kokoro Wish posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaRnHluT5YU&t=43s

1099 1st Crusaders arrive in Jerusalem. Deus Vult!

How accurate is this? "Fake News" has become such a Right Wing talking point that I feel distrustful of anything calling itself "Real News." (even though it should not be controversial to say the mainstream media has problems/bias of some kind)

I'm an American so I got no clue. A British YouTuber I follow introduced me to James O'Brien and the LBC and I've mainly been following that.

Verizian
Dec 18, 2004
The spiky one.
I've been told that a bunch of older leave voters in Cheshire and the surrounding countryside are all voting Labour because they think May has bottled it and is throwing the election to get out of finishing a50. Plus the whole Manchester bombers being possible mi5 assets against Gaddafi has them seriously pissed off.

They're even talking about joining unions.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
Maybe the tories are trying to throw it so brexit will always be 'labour's brexit' and the economic problems it causes 'labour's economic problems.'

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



https://twitter.com/GovHowardDean/status/747044702332006400

I swear I heard a laugh track reading this

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
Polling on final day will put corbyn as favourite, half of uk stays home, voting for the cba party and may stays on for the next couple decades slowly infringing on our freedoms until she can finally inspect all of our assholes on call

thorsilver
Feb 20, 2005

You have never
been at my show
You haven't seen before
how looks the trumpet

Apraxin posted:

Me and my wife were living in a third country when we got married, so the wages we were earning there didn't even count. I'd have had to move back to the UK, find a job that paid the required amount (haven't checked recently, but I think it's still set at about or slightly over the national median income), work there at least a year, and then maybe I could have applied for her to move to the UK. They could still have rejected the application though.

This is in addition to the necessary documentation being ridiculously prescriptive, so that self-employed people making two or three times the required amount get turned down because they don't have pay-stubs, poo poo like that.

May initially claimed this new policy was to cut down on the number of forced marriages when she introduced it.

May is the only politician in this country that when I see them I'm overwhelmed by visceral anger and loathing. Every goddamn year she's introduced new loving bullshit to kick even skilled, relatively well-off people out of the country to appease the racists. And also, presumably, for her own sick amusement, because poo poo like the 'Go Home!' vans was so unconscionable that I can't imagine she'd have done it just for votes, she honestly just hates immigrants of all stripes.

The immigration system in this country is just disgusting at this point, thanks to her. It costs ridiculous amounts of money, is way over-the-top about documentation requirements, we have to pay extra for the NHS despite already paying taxes and national insurance toward services we're legally barred from using (and despite being statistically healthier and far less likely to seek benefits than British citizens), and if you miss a document or misspell a word or they just don't like you they'll keep ALL your fees and tell you to gently caress off. This just happened to a colleague of mine, who's now out nearly £7k because he applied for his visa two days early.

Theresa May is a truly awful politician, policy-maker, and human being.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich
Every channel should be broadcasting I, Daniel Blake on repeat for 24h prior to voting

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Fun fact, if you're applying for citizenship, you must have been physically in the UK 5 years ago exactly on the day of the application. I know someone who has lived here for 14 years and got rejected because she was on holiday 5 years prior on the date she applied.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Theresa May why does explicitly stating that human rights laws must be ignored for dealing with terrorists - seem like a good idea for you to express?

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

thorsilver posted:

May is the only politician in this country that when I see them I'm overwhelmed by visceral anger and loathing.

Remember when, as Home Sec, she got Home Office staff to go to train stations in London during commuter hours and ask suspicious brown and black people if they could confirm their immigration status?
I bet Boris and Gove had a big laugh at that one.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

Miftan posted:

Fun fact, if you're applying for citizenship, you must have been physically in the UK 5 years ago exactly on the day of the application. I know someone who has lived here for 14 years and got rejected because she was on holiday 5 years prior on the date she applied.

this sounds like something out of the thick of it

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
https://www.thejc.com/news/uk-news/labour-supporters-in-bristol-erect-banner-with-1.439599


What the gently caress?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


I mean, it's dumb optics, but that's kind of gonna happen when it's the state flag of Israel.

Given that it's got "Balfour" written next to it that's kind of a hint about why it might be there.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Worth noting that Balfour is seen as a hero and a traitor in Israel, often by the same people. so that's interesting. This is what me and throsilver were discussing last week about how it's very convenient for Israel to conflate zionism and Judaism so any criticism of Israel is automatically antisemitic and the left historically doesn't do very well with Jewish people so it's not always easy to tell which one it is regardless. Maybe they should have given her tiny Bibi earrings instead.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

OwlFancier posted:

I mean, it's dumb optics, but that's kind of gonna happen when it's the state flag of Israel.

Given that it's got "Balfour" written next to it that's kind of a hint about why it might be there.
In hindsight should we have never allowed the creation of a state in Israel?

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Miftan posted:

the left historically doesn't do very well with Jewish people

Huh?

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Off out to see Corbyn give his speech in Glasgow. I've never been so excited about politics, bless you socialist jam grandad.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Grouchio posted:

In hindsight should we have never allowed the creation of a state in Israel?

If you've got objections about UK interventionism in the middle east then the UK's involvement with Israel is kind of the prototypical modern example.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Morning mates. It's the eve of an election victory for the Theresa May party!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Zephro posted:

Morning mates. It's the eve of an election victory for the Theresa May party!

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.

Kegluneq
Feb 18, 2011

Mr President, the physical reality of Prime Minister Corbyn is beyond your range of apprehension. If you'll just put on these PINKOVISION glasses...

Barry Foster posted:

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.

:same:

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

goddamnedtwisto posted:

I never realised they were predicting Thurrock going red, that completely obliterates the model for me because that place is Daily Star - The Constituency.

To be fair there are a lot of people there pissed off about the imminent closure of Orsett hospital.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Barry Foster posted:

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.

Kill me :negative:

Maugrim posted:

To be fair there are a lot of people there pissed off about the imminent closure of Orsett hospital.

I only found this out yesterday. loving ludicrous.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Zephro posted:

Morning mates. It's the eve of an election victory for the Theresa May party!

I think they're back to being the Conservative and Unionist Party now that everyone realised she was poo poo.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


Probably going to miss this speech due to overhead line problems cancelling everything between Paisley and Glasgow.

IMAGINE HOW MUCH WORSE IT WOULD BE IF IT WERE NATIONALISED THOUGH

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Barry Foster posted:

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.

Heck same

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

An interesting note on Survation's polling. They're the only polling company not to have changed their methodology since the 2015 election which you might think doesn't bode well for Labour. However, their final poll for the 2015 election suggested the Tories would get 37% and Labour would get 31% which they didn't publish because it was so off base compared to everyone else that they though it was wrong.

Just throwing that out there for you people suffering from excess hope.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
A reminder before Election Day:- hope is a mistake, but vote anyway!

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face
Okay which of you is card artist Phil Wall

https://www.neverstaydead.co.uk/collections/greeting-cards/products/pissflaps-card

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Baron Corbyn posted:

I think they're back to being the Conservative and Unionist Party now that everyone realised she was poo poo.

Random question - does the party name on the ballot have to be the actual official name of the party? I ask because I assume it's set at registration time, when they were pushing the "Theresa May's Team" line really really hard, and having 40 million ballot papers with that on it would be hilarious given what's happened in the last month.

Maugrim
Feb 16, 2011

I eat your face

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Random question - does the party name on the ballot have to be the actual official name of the party? I ask because I assume it's set at registration time, when they were pushing the "Theresa May's Team" line really really hard, and having 40 million ballot papers with that on it would be hilarious given what's happened in the last month.

I don't know if it HAS to be (I assume so), but they aren't doing that. There was a post earlier in this thread about someone's elderly neighbour having trouble filling in her postal ballot because she couldn't find the "Theresa May" option.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Random question - does the party name on the ballot have to be the actual official name of the party? I ask because I assume it's set at registration time, when they were pushing the "Theresa May's Team" line really really hard, and having 40 million ballot papers with that on it would be hilarious given what's happened in the last month.

I dunno, I've had a couple of ballots with the "co operative and labour party" on them and it varies between elections.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Maugrim posted:

I don't know if it HAS to be (I assume so), but they aren't doing that. There was a post earlier in this thread about someone's elderly neighbour having trouble filling in her postal ballot because she couldn't find the "Theresa May" option.

If the Tories lose because enough people couldn't find the Tory/Theresa May option and voted for something else/didn't vote, that'd be amazing. I doubt it's widespread enough for that to really matter, but even as a minor factor in the Conservatives suffering worse results than expected... I would love that so much.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

OwlFancier posted:

I dunno, I've had a couple of ballots with the "co operative and labour party" on them and it varies between elections.

Yeah now I think about it my ballots have flipped between just plain "Labour", "The Labour Party", and even "The Labour Party Candidate", possibly because Jim Fitzpatrick is really desperate for people to forget who he is.

ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Pissflaps is, it's a brand building exercise.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

You're allowed a brief description rather than just the party name; at recent elections, red candidates have been described and announced as "The Labour Party Candidate".

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Barry Foster posted:

I woke up with a lump of ice in my belly, and I feel sick.

God, I hate elections.
I've already come to terms with the fact that a Conservative victory will mean I'll be actively looking to leave the country once my PhD is finished. Now I'm watching Public Service Broadcasting videos and feeling preemptively nostalgic.

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Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

IIRC didn't the BNP at one point run a few candidates under something like the Get Our Troops Home From War Party?

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 08:04 on Jun 7, 2017

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