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https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/872506547888324614 https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/872512839101054981
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"It was at that time that one of his advisors informed him 'ur in trouble'."
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:37 |
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remusclaw posted:If the piss tape ever does surface, and it is instrumental in the downfall of the president, I really look forward to how it will be covered in the history books, specifically the school books. No books, just an AI of Trump recycling footage, statements and tweets to authenticate an holographic identity for the mermaids of tomorrow to know the vision of a 20th century dipshit.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:38 |
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remusclaw posted:If the piss tape ever does surface, and it is instrumental in the downfall of the president, I really look forward to how it will be covered in the history books, specifically the school books. We had a Presidential scandal involving a blow job 20 years ago - not sure a little light watersports would be that shocking.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:38 |
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lol https://twitter.com/GOP/status/872536404844302336
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:39 |
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Sloober posted:if i could i'd get a X Files "I WANT TO BELIEVE" with a VHS tape labeled "PEE TAPE" instead of a UFO. I want to pee-lieve
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:39 |
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Rigel posted:yeah, that too. I couldn't put my finger on why I also strongly believed in pisstape after reading this, but thats a big part of it. "Hey come on, like... I knew I'd be recorded, so obviously I wouldn't do something stupid, right? heh... heh?" Trump talked about how the Russians record everything at their hotels a long time ago, before he even ran. He's just repeating something he's said before.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:39 |
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Deified Data posted:I've always said it was too specific to be fake. There's so many little details that would make it a more effective piece of fake news if it were contrived. The fact that Trump seems very sensitive about it gives it more credibility. He's quite capable of ignoring liberal wags making lewd suggestions about his closeness to Ivanka. But the piss tape really seems to upset him. It seems unlikely to me, but many politicians have been discovered to have odd bedroom habits, so who knows?
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:39 |
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First reply to that tweet https://twitter.com/molly_knight/status/872538358311903233
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:40 |
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Petr posted:There's A1 sauce on the bun but still no burger. I'd rather have a hooker piss on my food than use A1 sauce on it tbh
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:41 |
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https://twitter.com/JeffreyToobin/status/872517949403394048
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:41 |
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We're entering into the weirdest permutation of a dystopia imaginable.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:41 |
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https://twitter.com/GOPTeens/status/871233430125764608
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:42 |
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Hieronymous Alloy posted:This is exactly why Donald Trump is so focused on finding the real leakers
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:42 |
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remusclaw posted:If the piss tape ever does surface, and it is instrumental in the downfall of the president, I really look forward to how it will be covered in the history books, specifically the school books. Like a US highschool history class is ever gonna get past WW2, maybe they'll get to Vietnam if the class was really efficient
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:42 |
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eviltastic posted:lest we forget other good news: If Jeff Sessions gets canned, I will be over joyed. If Devos, Trump, Pence, and Paul Ryan all get the boot, I think I might cry tears of joy.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:43 |
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"Actual children, stop making fun of us!"
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:43 |
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sean10mm posted:I mean, what the gently caress do you want? I want a portal into the good timeline. I'm not disappointed by this, I just don't understand why it's so exciting.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:43 |
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Ok, I give up, is this a parody or not? Reality has broken my brain too much to tell
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:45 |
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BarbarianElephant posted:The fact that Trump seems very sensitive about it gives it more credibility. He's quite capable of ignoring liberal wags making lewd suggestions about his closeness to Ivanka. But the piss tape really seems to upset him. It's the specific focus on the tapes and the time that had passed that makes it so curious. Imagine if Obama had rung up his FBI Director and said, "This business about my scandalous choice of mustard has been bothering me for months and I am literally unable to perform my job duties because of it. You and the gang need to get the word out that I am 100% All-American Beef Steak."
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:45 |
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Crabtree posted:"Actual children, stop making fun of us!" Never thought I'd be so in favor of bullying, but between this and the kids trolling Paul Ryan I think we might've turned a corner
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:45 |
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quote:Trump Can Commit All the High Crimes He Wants. Republicans Aren’t Going to Impeach Him. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/republicans-wont-impeach-trump-no-matter-what-his-crimes.html
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:45 |
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Petr posted:I want a portal into the good timeline. I'm not disappointed by this, I just don't understand why it's so exciting. It's a sign stuff is happening. Maybe not exactly what you want but it seems to be moving inexorably forward, and every day is a new revelation of A) How incompetent Trump is and B) How corrupt
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:45 |
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Sloober posted:It's a sign stuff is happening. Maybe not exactly what you want but it seems to be moving inexorably forward, and every day is a new revelation of A) How incompetent Trump is and B) How corrupt Also, sean10mm posted:You aren't going to get an instant gratification moment out of this.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:47 |
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my bony fealty posted:Ok, I give up, is this a parody or not? Reality has broken my brain too much to tell definitely parody, but good parody
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:47 |
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my bony fealty posted:Ok, I give up, is this a parody or not? Reality has broken my brain too much to tell https://twitter.com/gopteens/status/687864029407240192 I'm not entirely sure either, but I lean towards parody
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:47 |
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I give this 9/10 Dick Dorkins
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:47 |
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Elysiume posted:
But that's actually hilarious.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:49 |
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Elysiume posted:
https://twitter.com/GOPTeens/status/865352579001319425
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:49 |
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This is weird:Jake Tapper posted:Former FBI Director Comey's testimony was released by SSCI at Comey's request. I asked a source close to Comey why he made that request. “Because it's a complex narrative that he thought required some careful reading before hearing it from him directly," the source said..."Also, he thought it would ensure the committee had time to formulate probing and useful questions." That reads more like released [to the Committee members], which would be totally normal, but Tapper presents it like he was asking about release to the public.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:49 |
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evilweasel posted:definitely parody, but good parody Ok the one about man-horse love gives it away, but yeah it's very good Somewhere out there is a poor teenager who was gifted a "#gopteen" shirt by his unaware Republican parents
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:50 |
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That GOP Teens twitter alerted me to this tweet that I didn't know existed before. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/360124399074025474 Reminder: Steve Jobs was dead at this time, not like... fired or something.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:51 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/republicans-wont-impeach-trump-no-matter-what-his-crimes.html I just want to point out that, while completely true, 'Trump is a loyal conservative who is attempting to implement their ideals.' is the single most damning indictment of conservatism ever put to page.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:51 |
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skylined! posted:my only hope is that when they release the pee tape that the identity of those poor women is hidden They're already dead.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:51 |
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beejay posted:That GOP Teens twitter alerted me to this tweet that I didn't know existed before. Could necromanceghazi be Trump's biggest scandal yet?
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:53 |
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eviltastic posted:This is weird: He probably wanted to let his statement marinate in the media for a while, just in case something happens during his testimony to dominate the narrative. Basically ensuring his story gets the air deserves even if he flubs some questions during the hearing
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:53 |
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/06/republicans-wont-impeach-trump-no-matter-what-his-crimes.html
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The Glumslinger posted:He probably wanted to let his statement marinate in the media for a while, just in case something happens during his testimony to dominate the narrative. Basically ensuring his story gets the air deserves even if he flubs some questions during the hearing Should make for some fun tweets tomorrow during Trump's morning shitter twitter time.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:54 |
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Maybe Trump will read it and incriminate himself *before* the hearing. Or even better. This isn't his actual planned statement, but false bait to get Trump to provide corroborating testimony for evidence they're still missing.
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# ? Jun 7, 2017 20:55 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/OKnox/status/872542073152393216 What the hell
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