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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

The fuckers had the balls to see it out :vince:

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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

labour getting within 1 point of the Tories is in definite hung parliament territory, getting that close might even mean a lab+snp deal is remotely workable

follow up question: hmm but what about the other poll-
follow up answer: SHUT UP LET ME HAVE THSI

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Prince John posted:

What's this meant to be? Do they really think that the Jews are somehow instigating Islamist terrorism (other than indirectly of course, a la Israeli foreign policy)?
The mindset is that 'The Jews' run everything bad. Everything. They run Sunni Islam to terrorize the goyim. They ran the pseudo Nazis that ran the Third Reich in order to make real Nazis look bad. They run the Daily Stormer to make current Nazis look bad.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

To quote reddit:

quote:

yougov: well, guess it's time to herd
survation: gently caress you, herding's for pussies. 10000% for labour

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
I've been drinking Fraoch and I've resigned myself to a further five years of being angry at everyone and going full saltire mad. Not much else to do eh.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

Considering Labour started the campaign on around 26...yes.

Also the SNP will work with Labour when it comes to it, but can't be too chummy as a lovely government in Westminster makes the case for independence stronger. Plus they don't want to make a Labour government look good and then lose a bunch of seats to Labour in the next election.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

Oh my god yes. 2 months ago Labour was polling at 26% or so. This would be good. Not great, but good.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I less want to murder the elderly now

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

40.4 means that corbyn will be prime minister and the time for at least moderate communism now has come.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Al-Saqr posted:

is Labour getting 40.4 good?

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

There is absolutely no chance of the SNP voting for anything other than a Jeremy Corbyn Queen's Speech. We've been over this. An SNP MP is effectively a Labour MP in terms of who becomes PM.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

hakimashou posted:

I'm gonna wear my nice British shoes tomorrow in solidarity with you guys on your special day.

Jackboots must be pretty expensive

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I less want to murder the elderly now

24 hours into the future:

JOHNSON COCKSLAP posted:

I more want to murder the elderly now

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

kustomkarkommando posted:

Jackboots must be pretty expensive

They are boots but they aren't jackboots, I'll take a picture of them tomorrow.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

forkboy84 posted:

Oh my god yes. 2 months ago Labour was polling at 26% or so. This would be good. Not great, but good.

God is Great.

I'm not sure how much I can rest my hopes on this. I'm still feeling doomed to a 60 seat Tory majority.

But c'mon, if there's no other time to gently caress poo poo up,

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

gently caress off DMs with red laces then?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
Sorry lads, but we have to temper this out and remember our beloved motto:



We're going to wake up on Friday morning to a 50 seat Tory majority

Pelican Street
Nov 5, 2009
How have survation dealt with the DKs? Interested to know considering the yougov poll earlier.

I have knots in my stomach, like a sense of impending doom. I'd love to believe survation but I don't think I can deal with getting my hope crushed once again. I can be pleasantly surprised instead (I won't be)

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Here's a poll with a week old data for some hosed up reason:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872588416633974785

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

CottonWolf posted:

https://twitter.com/Survation/status/872586205006888961
Survation are either going to look very good or very bad at 22:00 tomorrow.
Even if they're wildly wrong I respect them for following their methodology rather than fudging the numbers at the last minute to look more like other pollsters like Yougov did. Herded polls are truly worthless.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Al-Saqr posted:

Also I wish the SNP would at least loving work with labour.

The SNP aren't really the problem. Scot Lab hate the SNP more than anything else on this earth. They would burn down their own house if it meant the SNP would be annoyed by the smoke inhalation.

Serene Dragon
Mar 31, 2011

ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:

Sorry lads, but we have to temper this out and remember our beloved motto:



We're going to wake up on Friday morning to a 50 seat Tory majority

lol my hope is that it's just a 50 seat majority. We're gonna wake up to 400+ tory seats total and we're all going to weep

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
What's even the point of giving a percentage voting intention when it has almost no influence on seat distribution? Seems pointless.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ CORBYN TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

elbkaida posted:

What's even the point of giving a percentage voting intention when it has almost no influence on seat distribution? Seems pointless.

Gives us something to do other than bitch about pissflaps.

Prince John
Jun 20, 2006

Oh, poppycock! Female bandits?

Guavanaut posted:

The mindset is that 'The Jews' run everything bad. Everything. They run Sunni Islam to terrorize the goyim. They ran the pseudo Nazis that ran the Third Reich in order to make real Nazis look bad. They run the Daily Stormer to make current Nazis look bad.

Wow. What do they think about the moon landings?

On the subject of SNP vs Scottish Labour, in the event of a Corbyn victory, is there anything to be said for just getting rid of Scottish Labour and clean house with a bunch of fresh faces? Or do the Scots demand a separate party apparatus, even if it means its a bit poo poo?

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends
gently caress it, I'm getting drunk tonight. I'll deal with a hangover tomorrow while actually voting then get pissed again when I finish work. It's the only way to deal

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Tesseraction posted:

God is Great.

I have actually legit begun praying again the last few days. I just want the good people to win for a change.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Prince John posted:

Wow. What do they think about the moon landings?

On the subject of SNP vs Scottish Labour, in the event of a Corbyn victory, is there anything to be said for just getting rid of Scottish Labour and clean house with a bunch of fresh faces? Or do the Scots demand a separate party apparatus, even if it means its a bit poo poo?

That would be good for labour, yeah. The problem Scottish labour is always going to have though is the constitutional issue- no UK Labour party is ever going to be ok with supporting independence, and as long as Scottish politics is split along constitutional lines... It's going to take a radical restructuring and some serious home rule poo poo to change that, and Scotlab will be stuck between leftwing yes supporters and rightwing unionists until then. Hell, even Neil Findlay went all weird and sectarian.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Prince John posted:

On the subject of SNP vs Scottish Labour, in the event of a Corbyn victory, is there anything to be said for just getting rid of Scottish Labour and clean house with a bunch of fresh faces? Or do the Scots demand a separate party apparatus, even if it means its a bit poo poo?

I don't think the Scots really demand very much - I doubt the average person on the street particularly cares about the internal structures, just so long as the party doesn't look like a total joke. Of course my solution would be to pack it to the rafters with socialist agitators, but maybe they could just try only spending half of each broadcast complaining about the snp and come up with a message that is vaguely positive towards a thing they might actually be as opposed to not be, and maybe try finding ways to convince people they're trustworthy as opposed to convincing people the other lot aren't. The actual structure they use to accomplish these lofty goals I don't think massively matters.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Aren't all the good polls showing moderate youth turnout?

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

OwlFancier posted:

Aren't all the good polls showing moderate youth turnout?

I seem to recall the difference tends to be pollsters assuming a 2015 electorate and those who think youth turnout being a bit higher. Guess we'll see.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

OwlFancier posted:

Aren't all the good polls showing moderate youth turnout?

Yeah, but it's typically been actively bad. OTOH it was good for the EU.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I mean given brexit turnout and the big push towards youth voting and corbyn actually having some youth appeal I think that maybe it should be a bit higher, and it's not like +50% youth turnout would be historically unheard of.

I know my branch is trying like mad to get the kids out to vote.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

The really bad ones for Labour are assuming it will be the same as in 2015, the good ones are going with around 50%.

LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead
https://mobile.twitter.com/BMGResearch/status/872589290542432257

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

What I'm saying is that grime4corbyn is going to win the election.

Also youtube has an icon telling me to vote which is neat.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

OwlFancier posted:

I mean given brexit turnout and the big push towards youth voting and corbyn actually having some youth appeal I think that maybe it should be a bit higher, and it's not like +50% youth turnout would be historically unheard of.

I know my branch is trying like mad to get the kids out to vote.

I spent like ten minutes on the phone with this 20 year old telling him to get his friends out.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

spectralent posted:

I spent like ten minutes on the phone with this 20 year old telling him to get his friends out.

What did he say?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872591111746990080

:rip:

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Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

I love to herd.

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