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Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

AggressivelyStupid posted:

I Want to Believe.

Rondo / Wade / Butler / Melo / ?

Keith Bogans sitting in a recliner chair.

Lockback posted:

For all the talk of killing Basketball, the first 2 Finals games were the highest ratings for a Finals since Jordan. While we would have loved a Bucks/Jazz finals, once again we are an awful representation of the NBA fanbase.

http://www.nba.com/article/2017/06/05/nba-finals-ratings-most-watched-jordan-1998

:lol: after all the salt this whole year and people ready to bring a class action lawsuit against KD the truth is confirmed once again. People actually want to see superteams demolish the rest of the league. They don't want to see scrubs.

Rick posted:

Until the Bucks install a new offense even adding Lebron wouldn't be enough to get them to the Finals.

I have faith.

BWV posted:

my worry is that now that more teams are "smart" the knuckleheads will always get cut or traded on the cheap and just be reigned in on the good teams.
I hope some team signs him for a bunch but what if the future means no more jokers getting big time usage on bad teams

As the game improves all the weirdos will be removed and replaced with robots. MLB used to have a lot of strange people in it.

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chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

A good and correct quote by the future Hall of Famer Robert Horry.

Strawberry Panda posted:

Yeah just start a blog real quick, turn your fav posts into blog posts with some funny images, and backdate that poo poo so it looks like you've been posting on it for years.

Just send them 66th Take and also apply to be Jacobin's sports columnist instead of HoopsHype

NickRoweFillea posted:

Let's do a SAS NBA book club

I would enjoy this

chunkles fucked around with this message at 22:55 on Jun 7, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

NickRoweFillea posted:

I hope we have a more competitive game next time cause it's about to be a dearth of watchable tv once the NBA/NHL is done. Twin Peaks and then GOT will hopefully tide me over.

Let's do a SAS NBA book club

Big 3 is near friend

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Zogo posted:

Rondo, Wade and Carmelo doesn't sound like a playoff team though.

We just forgetting Jimmy Butler then or?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

roundmidnight posted:

Would that team beat the Warriors? Serious question.

Yes, although LBJ/Gasol aren't getting any younger.

Noctone posted:

Let's just say hypothetically LeBron and CP3 signed one year vet min contracts with the Spurs just to spite the Warriors. Is there anything the NBA could do to stop it?

The commissioner could step in and nix it like a dictator.

RaySmuckles posted:

i don't think you can say that GSW "tore through" the SAS defense this season. spurs took the regular season 2-1 and the spurs were up 23 when kawhi, the two time reigning DPOY went down.

sure, they tore through the defense after that, but i wouldn't quite call that the same #1 defensive team when kawhi is missing

anyway, they are where they are, but let's not rewrite history

I meant this postseason. GSW averaged 125 points against the Spurs in the playoffs. Yea, they'd be better with Kawhi in there. The question is how much.

Kawhi's injury did effectively corroborate he's their #1 guy despite all those misleading DRtg splits showing him as a D liability this year.

And,

misdirectomy posted:

I agree with my Spurs bros that a Kawhi-led team would NEVER cough up a 20 point lead to the Warriors

http://www.espn.com/nba/game?gameId=400900513

oh poo poo except for that time it happened

it's a 48 minute game.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Dejan Bimble posted:

George W Bush saw into Putin's soul and knew he was a good man. It was a different time, before cold war 2 started because Russia objected to regime change operations in Ukraine and then Syria. It was a time before popular finance blogs were put on an official list of Russian propaganda dupes for criticizing Hillary Clinton and various foreign wars. It was a better time, french touch and electro house were keeping clubs across the world banging, Mark thecobrasnake Hunter was taking pics of LA's coolest club attendees and Yvan Rodic was doing the same in Europe. It was a far better time (2006)

lol

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

WhyteRyce posted:

Sometimes I wonder if so many people are in love with the idea of San Francisco that they purposely ignore all the bad stuff around the city

Like I said, I live here. Right in the middle of it. Other than the horrific homeless problem (which is mostly runaways and junkies who come to SF from elsewhere) and the high cost of rent, there isn't that much "bad stuff" around this place. I feel perfectly safe being out after midnight in 90 percent of the City. I can't say that about any other American city I know except San Jose (which is safe but dull). My kids are fine wandering around, day or night. There is a poo poo-ton to do here, both high and low culture abound, it's absolutely beautiful, I can drive 10 minutes to walk my dog on the beach, the food is fantastic, the weather is always moderate.

People are in love with SF for good reasons. Even the massive influx of tech-bros can't really kill the mojo.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
The Ringer has something on the Lonzo Ball Lakers workout. Only this matters though:

quote:

As I was surveying the crowd, I heard a voice down the hallway marvel at the scene. “Man,” he said, “all y’all here to see Lonzo?” It was Lamar Odom. He was clad in Lakers workout gear. He looked good. On any other day, that might have been the story. But Wednesday, Odom was just like everyone else — trying to get a glimpse of Lonzo Ball and maybe talk to him for a while.

I'm glad Lamar is doing better.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
SF is cool but the amount of litter around the entire Bay Area is fuckin disgusting

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Curry/Durant put up the highest duo GmSc through two finals games since 1984 at least:
https://sports.yahoo.com/news/kevin-durant-stephen-curry-thriving-143302795.html

Lockback posted:

We just forgetting Jimmy Butler then or?

Wade was one of the worst FG shooters this season. Rondo was a bottom five overall shooter. Carmelo was better but he uses such a high volume that it isn't good. All three are veterans that may steal Butler's shots.

predicto
Jul 22, 2004

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Carlosologist posted:

why does SF have such a bad homeless problem? I saw so many while I was there last week, more than I've seen in New York



because

1) the weather means that you never freeze or broil
2) it has a well-earned reputation for being tolerant and doesn't force them to leave
3) once they get here, there are enough support services like soup kitchens and wealthy people to panhandle that you can survive. It's a lovely life but you can survive.
4) the Grateful Dead, those loving assholes - they drew them here and then left them for us to clean up

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

EvanTH posted:

Are the players from the past allowed to supplement their training regimens? Are they allowed an offseason or so to get up to speed with modern NBA practices? Do we travel back in time or forward in time to hold the match, and how does this affect the social lives during the downtime preparing for the game? ? Which team is awarded home-time advantage? Is it harder to teach the 80s Lakers to text, or more deprivation to keep the modern Warriors without smartphones or internet or advanced stats?

DeimosRising posted:

Does the sorcerer give each team a few weeks to gameplan? 1986 rules or 2017 rules? 1986 refs or 2017 refs? Like can the Lakers abuse Curry by just posting up Magic 20 feet from the basket and letting him rear end bump him for the entire shot clock until he fouls out or gasses? Are there backcourt clear path fouls? Are moving screens getting called 80s style, because then the entire Warriors offense is barely going to work.

Good news. 2017 Warriors win under all 4,096 of these scenarios!

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Zogo posted:

Good news. 2017 Warriors win under all 4,096 of these scenarios!

Probably but it's real safe to declare yourself correct about an untestable hypothetical. Harshly enforcing the rules on screening would be a major impediment to modern offenses.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Cool Buff Man posted:

Add another one to Bashez's scoreboard

Eh, I was indirectly responding to the other Spurs fan, not Bashez but sure, GOT EM


misdirectomy posted:

I agree with my Spurs bros that a Kawhi-led team would NEVER cough up a 20 point lead to the Warriors

http://www.espn.com/nba/game?gameId=400900513

oh poo poo except for that time it happened

Durant didn't even play in this game.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

DeimosRising posted:

Probably but it's real safe to declare yourself correct about an untestable hypothetical. Harshly enforcing the rules on screening would be a major impediment to modern offenses.

I actually feel like they do call moving screens more than they did a couple years ago when all the Garnett-mentored Celtics alumni were running around setting picks everywhere. The worst thing about Asik sucking now is not getting to watch him absolutely loving destroy guys with screens

Libertine
Jun 21, 2004

When I die, I hope they say I made the eSports industry a better place than I made millions of dollars.

Zogo posted:

Good news. 2017 Warriors win under all 4,096 of these scenarios!

I agree, there's never been an offense even remotely as good as this one. It's unfair how easily and in how many ways they can score. Also literally every team in the pre-2000s era is poo poo at shooting the three so by virtue of that alone they would be barely competitive.

That Magic thinks that the Showtime Lakers would sweep the 2017 Warriors is equally as laughable as virtually all of his other opinions on basketball.

Maybe he knows something about time travel that we don't and he can convince Mychal Thompson to not father Klay Thompson.

Also...
http://www.theonion.com/article/bill-simmons-ventures-into-interdimensional-vortex-36205

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

I can't believe its already the last game of the season :(

It's been an interesting year even though we all knew where it was headed

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Not cspam sorry

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

WhyteRyce posted:

Sometimes I wonder if so many people are in love with the idea of San Francisco that they purposely ignore all the bad stuff around the city

As a fellow Sacramentan, don't be jealous or spiteful, SF is really really nice and Sacramento sucks poo poo.

The tenderloin and surrounding areas permanently smell like piss though and it gets stronger every time I visit.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I continue to support Wendy's
https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/872206316063739904

https://twitter.com/Athletics/status/872542242795167744
https://twitter.com/Athletics/status/872544179418611712
https://twitter.com/Wendys/status/872548005156704256

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Jun 8, 2017

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Wow, scandal brewing

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVDIAibgqYt/

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


His feet are going to explode the first game he wears them.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Redgrendel2001 posted:

His feet are going to explode the first game he wears them.

I would say that they don't even exist yet but he wore a pair for a magazine or something. Maybe they were just sharpied up payless shoes

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




Lamar Pliskin?


pause


I heard you was dead.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
Odom? ( a cocktail of penis drugs and cocaine) drat Nearly Killed Em!!

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

At first I thought this was footage of Derek Fisher's DUI arrest.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/872568255306706944

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe

Redgrendel2001 posted:

At first I thought this was footage of Derek Fisher's DUI arrest.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/872568255306706944

I can never get enough of Derek Fisher looking like a fool.

For example, he almost almost single-handedly created Linsanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqW9UoYRpLI

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

jsartain79 posted:

He has an arrogantly smug look on his face. He's already too good to work out for an NBA team. Pre-Madonna if I ever saw one. I hope he falls on his ugly face

Madonna worked with Hakeem in the offseason to become Post Movesdonna

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Jeremy Lin going gorillas on prime time tv against LA was a viewing experience that I will never forget

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Redgrendel2001 posted:

At first I thought this was footage of Derek Fisher's DUI arrest.

https://twitter.com/World_Wide_Wob/status/872568255306706944

Mama there goes that man

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Adun posted:

I can never get enough of Derek Fisher looking like a fool.

For example, he almost almost single-handedly created Linsanity

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqW9UoYRpLI

The Knicks are the greatest team. We gave Jeremy Lin a shot while everyone else was making squinty eyes at him and calling him "Floor General Tso." Disgusting and sad.

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

NickRoweFillea posted:

Jeremy Lin going gorillas on prime time tv against LA was a viewing experience that I will never forget

I enjoyed the interview with Kobe before the game where he scoffed at the idea of having to defend him.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Sometimes something matters.

https://twitter.com/royceyoung/status/872585155013201924

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cool Buff Man posted:

I would say that they don't even exist yet but he wore a pair for a magazine or something. Maybe they were just sharpied up payless shoes

he wont debut them till his first game when u can buy them its called marketing stop being small minded

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

Lonzo wearing Hardens...Lonzo to the Rockets?

At #42 or whatever their first pick is at because nobody wants anything to do with his dad?

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

Cool. Can't wait to hear from the '77 TrailBlazers

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun

warcrimes posted:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...amming-national

Cool. Can't wait to hear from the '77 TrailBlazers

quote:

Of course, Johnson also felt his teams would succeed against today's Warriors.

"We would probably sweep 'em," he said this week, per Des Bieler of the Washington Post.

Hoo boy can't wait to see what team this guy puts together

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

it appears every team ever would sweep the warriors. huge if true

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Spacebump posted:

Which Lakers team do you think of as the best in franchise history?

It probably is the West/Baylor/Chamberlain team.

EvanTH posted:

how do I go about applying for that hoopshype job if I have no resume because I've been on disability since forever and no writing samples because i only post on forums

I've been trying to work on blogs but in the end I end up 'wasting' time/material here so mostly same boat.

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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Paul Pierce is on TV right now saying that the "cavaliers are not an efficient offense"

They are loving 3rd is ORTG what the gently caress are you on?

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