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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

forkboy84 posted:

Technically there is one. If you are a Lord & sit in the House of Lords, you can't vote. Maybe Miftan is a Lord.

I am Lord of all I survey, king of my castle, master of my domain.

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

WeAreTheRomans posted:

If Labour are doing well - a nice single malt. If the Tories are romping to a majority - literal jugs of your own piss

I have a few dozen bottles of piss under my bed so I'm glad there's finally a good use for them

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Man the olds are really gonna gently caress us and then do the whole "it's for your own good, thank me later" routine as the UK dies around them.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Pissflaps posted:

Why was he unhappy that you were first?

I normally vote before work and am first at the polling station most times so I can see it becoming a 'thing' for someone

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Crossed the Jeremy Corbyn box on my ballot paper and felt good about doing it.

Doing my bit to ensure London is as out of sync with the rest of the country as ever.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Urgh, there's a friend on my Facebook wall - the son of a former striking South Wales miner no less - who says as 'Blue Labour' he can't vote Corbyn and is going to vote Tory.

Mate. You're not Blue Labour. You're just a loving Tory.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


What's GBS voting btw since they seem to be 4chan style alt-reichers?
I just can't see ANYONE seriously voting for May but she is dog whistling super hard so that will win some votes.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

nopantsjack posted:

Man the olds are really gonna gently caress us and then do the whole "it's for your own good, thank me later" routine as the UK dies around them.

gently caress you, got my replacement hip

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Urgh, there's a friend on my Facebook wall - the son of a former striking South Wales miner no less - who says as 'Blue Labour' he can't vote Corbyn and is going to vote Tory.

Mate. You're not Blue Labour. You're just a loving Tory.

Did you do your part and poo poo on him and tell him he's a loving moron?

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



Surprise T Rex posted:

I'm torn between hope, hopelessness, and a vague sense of "Well at least the left is on the up!"

This.

Off to vote Jam in a knife edge marginal. My wife and a proxy coming with me. Think it'll get done here.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003
I just saw a picture on Facebook of what the voting ballot looks like for my area, and the Tory MP on it is for a completely different location.
She's over 50 miles away. Good grief.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Urgh, there's a friend on my Facebook wall - the son of a former striking South Wales miner no less - who says as 'Blue Labour' he can't vote Corbyn and is going to vote Tory.

Mate. You're not Blue Labour. You're just a loving Tory oval office.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Al-Saqr posted:

Did you do your part and poo poo on him and tell him he's a loving moron?

"The only thing you are torn about today is coming out to your parents, but don't worry it's ok they guessed you were Tory years ago."

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
there were people at my polling station which I've literally never seen

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
I'm ready to blame the elderly for everything now.

Also time to setup my VPNs.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Uncle Kitchener posted:

I'm ready to blame the elderly for everything now.

Also time to setup my VPNs.

Yeah it's time to learn to be elite revolutionary cyber hackers before theresa may makes the internet illegal

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
PS guys I updated my posting brand

How do I get one of them hammer and sickle platinum icons this is bullshit

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

communism bitch posted:

PS guys I updated my posting brand

How do I get one of them hammer and sickle platinum icons this is bullshit

it's concise, it's streamlined, it's minimalist

I like it.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008

Uncle Kitchener posted:

I'm ready to blame the elderly for everything now.

Also time to setup my VPNs.

Already got a copy of Tails so I can discuss revolution unmonitored.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I will be the new oboe lieutenant

hookerbot 5000
Dec 21, 2009
I saw a bunch of old people walking down to the polling station this morning, the old man told my daughter she was too young to vote (she is 4) and looked pleased when I said that she would be coming to watch me vote in a little while.

I'm going to have to vote SNP, there's no way the Labour candidate is going to get in here and that might be the best thing for him seeing as the only thing I've managed to find out about him was that he called someone a fat bastard and ran away at the local hustings.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:

I will be the new oboe lieutenant

I will be the new over lieutenant.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

hookerbot 5000 posted:

the only thing I've managed to find out about him was that he called someone a fat bastard and ran away at the local hustings.
Obviously still following the advice in "A Young Person's Guide to Talking to Politicians - Book 26: Cyril Smith"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Here we... here we loving goooooo

to the polling station in order to attempt to avert disaster. I think that I'll vote then hit the pub.

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Just told my boss he can send me more CAD files if he wants but I won't be doing them today lol

gently caress it doing another hour then I'm off. Gonna drive some youfs to some poll stations.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Vitamin P posted:

Just told my boss he can send me more CAD files if he wants but I won't be doing them today lol

gently caress it doing another hour then I'm off. Gonna drive some youfs to some poll stations.

Good on you, good luck.

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Just want to let you all know that we're counting on you. good luck.

bitmap
Aug 8, 2006

one vote for our boy corbo

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

No pressure

Selenephos
Jul 9, 2010

Welp. About to do my part in a vain attempt to prevent the 1000 year Tory Reich. Hope is a lie etc.

limited
Dec 10, 2005
Limited Sanity

Tesseraction posted:

Here we... here we loving goooooo

to the polling station in order to attempt to avert disaster. I think that I'll vote then hit the pub.
Went down to mine firing text messages with my sister on when she's going to vote. Turns out she's going to vote against because she's fallen for the, 'Magic Money Tree' garbage. :suicide:

At least now I'll have another reason to dislike her intensely. Besides being a horrid bitch to our family. :allears:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Tesseraction posted:

Here we... here we loving goooooo

to the polling station in order to attempt to avert disaster. I think that I'll vote then hit the pub.

Lexmay

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

My mum voted Tory because her local MP helped her secure social care for my late Nan :ironicat:

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


hookerbot 5000 posted:

I saw a bunch of old people walking down to the polling station this morning, the old man told my daughter she was too young to vote (she is 4) and looked pleased when I said that she would be coming to watch me vote in a little while.

I'm going to have to vote SNP, there's no way the Labour candidate is going to get in here and that might be the best thing for him seeing as the only thing I've managed to find out about him was that he called someone a fat bastard and ran away at the local hustings.

I saw a picture of him. He looked scarily like thread favourite Robbie Travers but with blonde hair.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
drat this really important news has got lost in the election coverage

there is going to be a Dennis Skinner movie

It's called "Dennis Skinner - the nature of the beast" and it's going to be released in cinemas nation wide.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

there was an irate lady in my polling station (islington south & finsbury) that theresa may wasn't an option on her voting slip. this is Emily thornberrys seat so it's a safe as houses Labour seat but jfc how do you reach such a ripe old age and not understand how the electoral system works.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015
it feels good to live in a place where everyone is really bitter about thatcher still so no one will even admit to voting tory it gives me a sliver of hope the olds won't completely gently caress us.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

A short text conversation seems to have diverted my brother away from the Tories and I'll be voting for Labour later today. We're both in safe seats meaning all I've done is make the % infitesimally better but there we go.

Congrats to everyone who's actually gone out there and engaged with the general public over this, I've been poo poo at that.

Uncle Kitchener
Nov 18, 2009

BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

communism bitch posted:

Yeah it's time to learn to be elite revolutionary cyber hackers before theresa may makes the internet illegal

Busy buying a flannel and first generation Ninja Turtles t-shirt with my mechanical keyboard.

See you in cyberspace.

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ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

PIGS BREXIT posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZujuYiweht8

Post the britishest songs u got itt to get us in the mood for doing a politics today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btGqUT2HEKU

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