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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
That poll with changes

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/872759739473690624

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

SteelMentor posted:

The face of a man who's just seen some gay lads holding hands off in the distance and is desperately resisting the urge to scream that they're going to hell.

"I'm voting for you Mr Farron"

"I'm very grateful for th-"

"And so's my husband."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

mehall posted:

Does anyone have a VPN recommendation, or a recommendation for a cheap VPS service for me to roll my own VPN?
AirVPN seems pretty good.

Zero Gravitas posted:

Look, will you guys shut the gently caress up about the election and focus on what really matters which is how the gently caress do I get a sweet hammer and sickle as my platinum icon
As long as we can get an Ⓐ too, red/black split this poo poo.

Praseodymi posted:

With Pissflaps as the official opposition.
So stoked for the PMQs.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Mum voted for the woodcutting Tory because the Plaid candidate looks like "a gay. He makes my skin crawl".

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
I am making a total nuisance of myself by politely asking everyone in my office if they've voted. My desk mates are sick of it.

StoicFnord
Jul 27, 2012

"If you want to make enemies....try to change something."


College Slice
We all know that Corbyn mains Reinhardt and is a team player whilst May is a Widow main who says they will get a pick in the first few seconds, doesn't switch, and can't headshot for poo poo.

Vote accordingly

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

sassassin posted:

Mum voted for the woodcutting Tory because the Plaid candidate looks like "a gay. He makes my skin crawl".

:sever: completely

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
I may have found something, watching the signify episode from last election.

https://twitter.com/wefail/status/870914048921128960

this disingenuous poo poo.

in 2015:




maybe

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

CoolCab posted:

I am making a total nuisance of myself by politely asking everyone in my office if they've voted. My desk mates are sick of it.

What is it about mothers that makes them such heartless cunts when it comes to politics? Like I've noticed that something snaps in them and makes a ton of them go all out rightwing fascist a ton of times it's insane.

I'm sure your moms fine but come the gently caress on surely her not having to pay for your education and to make sure her grandchildren have good healthcare and meals should count for SOMETHING?!

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Guavanaut posted:

AirVPN seems pretty good.


Mullvad are a seriously fantastic VPN, the paid subscription is reasonable and you can even generate as many free 3-hour codes as you want if you only use it to hide your shameful wanks

Selenephos
Jul 9, 2010

Man, all I saw at the polling station was olds, probably voting Tory. Never saw anyone younger than 40 there.

Hope is a lie.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

My parents are just about to sell their business so they're natural Tories now, and I'm not going to do anything that might threaten my redundancy payment & inheritance.

The gay will win here regardless.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
listen guys if the young people don't go out and vote really they kinda deserve what's coming to them if they cant be assed to save themselves.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

sassassin posted:

My parents are just about to sell their business so they're natural Tories now, and I'm not going to do anything that might threaten my redundancy payment & inheritance.

The gay will win here regardless.

you parents will get dementia and there will be no inheritance hth

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Mr. Fortitude posted:

Man, all I saw at the polling station was olds, probably voting Tory. Never saw anyone younger than 40 there.

Hope is a lie.

The level of youth turnout - high or low - won't be measurable by your own experience, or by reading about the experience of others.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

sassassin posted:

My parents are just about to sell their business so they're natural Tories now, and I'm not going to do anything that might threaten my redundancy payment & inheritance.

The gay will win here regardless.

Sounds like someone else voted tory.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

sassassin posted:

Mum voted for the woodcutting Tory because the Plaid candidate looks like "a gay. He makes my skin crawl".

Didn't realise you were running tbh

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Bape Culture posted:

Didn't realise you were running tbh

he's the tory candidate

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

sassassin posted:

My parents are just about to sell their business so they're natural Tories now, and I'm not going to do anything that might threaten my redundancy payment & inheritance.

The gay will win here regardless.

Plaid CUMru

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/Ned_Donovan/status/872757552920055808

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

His wife looks more normal than I expect after seeing him and his hilariously-indentical kids.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Went to vote, Cleggers has one of his chums loitering outside the polling office with his piss colour rosette on display. That's never happened before, guess he's worried about an upset. :laugh:

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

As long as we can get an Ⓐ too, red/black split this poo poo.

Yeah give me that actually

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Maybe she wasn't involved in their creation, they just sprung off of JRM like a spider plant.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
I haven't voted yet and it's horrible out so I might not bother.

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Mogg

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
looks like mr and mrs rees-mogg are braking polling station rules with their rosettes there. doesn't look like they're outside

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

communism bitch posted:

Yeah give me that actually

Hammer and sickle for me please.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Xaerael posted:

Went to vote, Cleggers has one of his chums loitering outside the polling office with his piss colour rosette on display. That's never happened before, guess he's worried about an upset. :laugh:

Did you tell him you were voting for a Lib Dem party like Charles Kennedy?

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Cerv posted:

eligibility is based on the date of the election, not the date you register.

you numpty

Well poo poo.

My council implied I couldn’t do that as on the online thing asked whether I’m eligible to vote at the point of registration with a massive warning underneath about fines and arrest for misleading answers. Decided to take it easy and not risk getting swatted as at that point I would’ve been lying.

Sorry goons...

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Al-Saqr posted:

What is it about mothers that makes them such heartless cunts when it comes to politics? Like I've noticed that something snaps in them and makes a ton of them go all out rightwing fascist a ton of times it's insane.

I'm sure your moms fine but come the gently caress on surely her not having to pay for your education and to make sure her grandchildren have good healthcare and meals should count for SOMETHING?!

were you maybe trying to quote someone else? my mum will be dead in her grave before she votes Tory

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

awesome-express posted:

Well poo poo.

My council implied I couldn’t do that as on the online thing it asked whether I’m eligible to vote at the point of registration with a massive warning underneath about fines and arrest for misleading answers. Decided to take it easy and not risk getting swatted as at that point I would’ve been lying.

Sorry goons...

Is it a Tory council?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

CoolCab posted:

were you maybe trying to quote someone else? my mum will be dead in her grave before she votes Tory

He meant the poster above you, although if there are any Tories in your office I hope you make sure to poo poo on their desk after the result tomorrow.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

Is it a Tory council?

Yup

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

CoolCab posted:

were you maybe trying to quote someone else? my mum will be dead in her grave before she votes Tory

woops haha my bad.

I'm just lashing out at all sectors of society to pre-empt my disappointment.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Might be worth contacting the electoral commission to see if this is an example of misconduct in deliberately misleading people into not being able to vote.

awesome-express
Dec 30, 2008

Tesseraction posted:

Might be worth contacting the electoral commission to see if this is an example of misconduct in deliberately misleading people into not being able to vote.

I’ll get in touch with them after work and just see if I can explain the situation and get a vote in. Thanks.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
+2 for the jam man in a safe tory seat but gently caress it anyway

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Guavanaut posted:


As long as we can get an Ⓐ too, red/black split this poo poo.


Hell yeah, we'll black bloc gbs

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Collateral
Feb 17, 2010
My hot take: If turnout is low the cunts will walk it, if turnout is high we get a hung parliament.

Here is Carlisle, it is pissing down. I doubt we will go red.

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