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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

glad we're selling them guns

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blunt
Jul 7, 2005



This is...good for Jeremy Corbyn?

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
https://twitter.com/supernautynew/status/872890663205056512

I can't stop watching the Twitter "turnout" search feed. :psyduck:

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Lord of the Llamas posted:

https://twitter.com/supernautynew/status/872890663205056512

I can't stop watching the Twitter "turnout" search feed. :psyduck:

It's just going to be anecdotes though, it's all happening at 10.

gently caress

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

baka kaba posted:

Corbyn's a nice jam grandad but he's also a man of steel

I see what you did there :ussr:

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Lord of the Llamas posted:

https://twitter.com/supernautynew/status/872890663205056512

I can't stop watching the Twitter "turnout" search feed. :psyduck:

This isn't healthy.

*hits f5 on ukmt again*

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?
If anything I feel encouraged. No matter what happens tonight, there is clearly a much larger appetite for my kind of politics than I would have imagined a few weeks ago.

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



UrbicaMortis posted:

This isn't healthy.

*hits f5 on ukmt again*

:argh: it's infuriating!

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
Apparently in Nottingham the Corbyn votes are coming in so thick and fast they can barely keep up.



actually only slightly unrelated

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Lord of the Llamas posted:

https://twitter.com/supernautynew/status/872890663205056512

I can't stop watching the Twitter "turnout" search feed. :psyduck:

Is this anecdote enough to counter the anecdotes about whole offices voting Tory because Corbyn won't nuke terrorists on our streets?

Imagine if we could have got massive youth turnout AND people not being stupid loving dipshits.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

feedmegin posted:

Not available over here in second world UK behind the Soggy Curtain, I'm afraid.

Well it was LL Cool J's Momma Said Knock You Out

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Right, enough is enough (etc). I'm going full media blackout, because this isn't healthy. Good luck, comrades. See you on the other side.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

UrbicaMortis posted:

This isn't healthy.

*hits f5 on ukmt again*

this is the story of every poster here for as long as they've been posting

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

fridge corn posted:

The mrs just came home and apparently nearly her entire office voted tory because they were afraid labour were gonna take away shoot to kill powers lol

I wore my headphones all day long in the office today because of dumb opinions and beliefs like this. I just hope there are people somewhere voting for Hamas Jam Man for equally dumb reasons.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

blunt posted:



This is...good for Jeremy Corbyn?

Not really, now if G4S, First Group, and Circle Health prices start cratering, that's a very different thing.

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.
The lady at my polling station said turnout was down by 1000% and she didn't even know what a young person was.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Zephro posted:

A hard Brexit is one that involves leaving the single market, which, remember, even the Vote Leave campaign mocked as crazy and silly and self-destructive and said no-one was advocating that. Soft Brexit is some EEA-type arrangement. No-one's proposing that now, it's just different flavours of hard Brexit. I can believe Labour will be marginally less head-bangy then the c Tories, absolutely. But it's a good hard Brexit either way.

I keep saying this but Labour's language about freedom of movement is very very very specific and repeated verbatim every time the question is asked. "We're leaving the EU, that means free movement will end." But leaving the EU doesn't mean you can't have a free movement agreement of some kind. They've clearly made a conscious decision to focus on a technicality and never commit to anything more - Free Movement as a condition of EU membership will end because our EU membership will end. They're saying no more or less than that, even when pushed, just talking about a general 'managed migration' policy (which could apply to anything really, it doesn't preclude exceptions for the EU)

Labour's approach has always focused on retaining single market access to protect trade and basically change as little as possible. People say this is impossible without agreeing to the rest of the terms, including free movement. They're aware of this. If the priority is to retain that access and status, then that means other aspects (like freedom of movement) will have to be conceded as part of the new agreement. That's not a contradiction, all they've said is that we're leaving the EU, and that we're not leaving without a deal. Everything points to them wanting a deal that is basically like being in the EU

dogsarentdangerous
Aug 11, 2008

The Libearian posted:

You weren't tempted by the weirdo Christian alliance guy?

intrigued yes, tempted no. After all who are they allying with? Satan?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
Tomorrow's going to be poo poo, so lets see what we could have won.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAnWfgyQlms

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

UrbicaMortis posted:

Also, unrelated but nice av.

Paul is so dreamy, dunno wtf twisto sees in Bradley

Cast_No_Shadow
Jun 8, 2010

The Republic of Luna Equestria is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its punitive income tax rates. Its compassionate, cynical population of 714m are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich.

Did a vote. Did it for jam.

Lot of people voting. But this is the stronghold of strongholds so another vote for its own sake really.



Also im terrified.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

baka kaba posted:

Paul is so dreamy, dunno wtf twisto sees in Bradley

My sister never forgave Paul for being the first to leave.

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
I live in one of the most marginal seats in the country and therefore I'm one of the lucky few to get a cool leaflet through my door:

https://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/toriesout

Apologies if this is old news to the thread, but it seems like a fairly limited campaign so maybe not that many people have seen them?

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Angepain posted:

If May wins, UKMT: This Is Bad For Jeremy Corbyn.

If Corbyn wins, UKMT: This Is Bad For Jeremy Corbyn.

I think we have a winner.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

feedmegin posted:

Not available over here in second world UK behind the Soggy Curtain, I'm afraid.
More reason to get a VPN.

fridge corn posted:

The mrs just came home and apparently nearly her entire office voted tory because they were afraid labour were gonna take away shoot to kill powers lol
She should ask them why they're so desperate to be shot by the government.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Raeg posted:

The lady at my polling station said turnout was down by 1000% and she didn't even know what a young person was.

The 100 year old man at the polling station told me that all young people had disappeared, and that hope was a lie.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
https://twitter.com/BlueTintedNick/status/872894838529765376
https://twitter.com/BlueTintedNick/status/872896476921438209

Hope. Is. A. Lie.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


I had a nap. It lasted for only an hour which was disappointed. So now I might go out & buy an emergency 2nd bottle of booze just in case it gets grim. Plus some snacks. I need some popcorn in case it goes well.

97 minutes until we know just how bleak it's going to be. All hope has left the building, I am now nothing but a looming sense of dread.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

stop posting these you're getting my hopes up

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Raeg posted:

The lady at my polling station said turnout was down by 1000% and she didn't even know what a young person was.

The lady where I voted said「這對於傑里米科爾賓不好」.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Round here all the 18 year olds were shepherded into an abandoned barn with "POLLING STATION" scrawled on the side in paint, and then a cabal of satan-worshipping octogenarians locked the doors and lit it on fire.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

communism bitch posted:

Round here all the 18 year olds were shepherded into an abandoned barn with "POLLING STATION" scrawled on the side in paint, and then a cabal of satan-worshipping octogenarians locked the doors and lit it on fire.

Come and See sequel sounding good

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
I went down to vote but it turns out battle royale got passed and all the kids have killed each other proper dead so it's nothing but tories forever

orange sky
May 7, 2007

https://twitter.com/KateEMcCann/status/872898288416149508

ukle
Nov 28, 2005
1 hour and a half till all hope is extinguished.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

Jose posted:

stop posting these you're getting my hopes up

I'll stop posting when you stop refreshing. :psyduck:

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

communism bitch posted:

Round here all the 18 year olds were shepherded into an abandoned barn with "POLLING STATION" scrawled on the side in paint, and then a cabal of satan-worshipping octogenarians locked the doors and lit it on fire.

Good to see yet another Thanet goon in this thread.

Ikwaylx
Aug 19, 2011

Drop the bandibass!

Ugh, I don't think I can handle this emotional jerking back and forth from hope and despair.

Going to just stick to the despair thanks

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orange sky
May 7, 2007

BTW, May's gonna win

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