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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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breadshaped
Apr 1, 2010


Soiled Meat
Corbyn might have to put have to offer sinn fein cabinet seats which would be incredible

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Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Seems like my constituency of Pudsey may be one of the ones that has flipped. Would be nice to have my vote make a difference.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Josh Lyman posted:

Why do the LibDems even exist if they don't want a coalition with either the Tories or Labour?

That was their entire game last election. They had a stupid Wizard of Oz themed poster claiming they'd give a brain to Labour, or a heart to the Tories.

Apprently ignorant of the fact that this metaphor made them the Wizard, a bullshit merchant who delivered neither of those things.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Jose posted:

just how accurate were the exit polls last time? i know they got the majority but even then?

Very accurate

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

XMNN posted:

is there an irc

In the op.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

Almost certainly.

We can loving beat them if it is.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Tortuga posted:

Scotland is going Tory now, loving desperate for that indyref

It's less likely than it's been for a long time if that's the result.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

it could go worse than the exit polls declare but if may loses even a single seat in an election that she loving called for no real reason, lol

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
They should probably give Survation a royal warrant because they're apparently the only polling company in the UK that is even remotely competent.

Lt. Danger
Dec 22, 2006

jolly good chaps we sure showed the hun

:unsmith:

Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Jeremy Vine lives in a CGI world

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Pissflaps posted:

Almost certainly.

Imma gonna go for a Coalition of Chaos.

Tzeentch, the JAM GOD and Slaanesh (therefore no Tim Farron).

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pork Lift posted:

I just wanna thank piss flaps for giving labour another chance. We're still likely to get ratfucked but that exit poll is promising enough that I cheered.

Prime Minister Gove will make for many fun gifs as we die in our hospital beds.

I'm going to have to get pissflaps banned if the Tories can't form a government

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
I think Corbyn should probably stay on as labour leader.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Just started pissing it down here, that's a good sign.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

good to know since i'll be asleep feore most results come in and knowing may hosed it badly was my best hope

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/charltonbrooker/status/872921777239994368

Magner
Oct 21, 2010

Bedshaped posted:

Corbyn might have to put have to offer sinn fein cabinet seats which would be incredible

There's no chance of Sinn Fein going to Westminster.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

hakimashou posted:

I think Corbyn should probably stay on as labour leader.

Nice try fake pissflaps

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Josh Lyman posted:

This Tory guy on BBC is a complete and utter twat.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Junior G-man posted:

This BBC hyperzone of election tabling hurts my loving brain. Who is this clown presenter?

DAMAGE TO THE CONSERVATIVES.

u wot m8

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Digiwizzard posted:

They should probably give Survation a royal warrant because they're apparently the only polling company in the UK that is even remotely competent.

I swear to God this is true.

I spent the afternoon with the YouGov CEO who kept blathering that their model is the best and that it would be +70 seats for the Tories.

He's off somewhere eating an entire concrete mixer full of humble pie.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

JAM FOR THE JAM GOD

My god bring on the next election, any fucker who thinks Jeremy can't win a majority is just a rightwinger finding excuses.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Would another election not be fairly terrible? Labour has run an amazing campaign and voters have been more energised than pretty much ever. I can't see that happening again.

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

hakimashou posted:

I think Corbyn should probably stay on as labour leader.

I agree pissfl;aps

team overhead smash
Sep 2, 2006

Team-Forest-Tree-Dog:
Smashing your way into our hearts one skylight at a time

THE UK ELECTION 2017

AS DIRECTED BY M NIGHT SHAMALAN

THE TWIST WAS IT WAS GOOD ALL ALONG

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
cant wait for the next labour government and we can stop circlejerking over the market movements because we will pay for everything with homemade jams.

Don't Lol me
Sep 6, 2004


HOLY poo poo my constituency did it, we swung by more than 8% and got Labour in.
I feel weird, is this what "hope" is?

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Magner posted:

There's no chance of Sinn Fein going to Westminster.
I think you'll find Jeremy is a friend of the IRA, it only makes sense for him to form a coalition government with them.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Steve2911 posted:

Would another election not be fairly terrible? Labour has run an amazing campaign and voters have been more energised than pretty much ever. I can't see that happening again.

lol do you not get political momentum? More people will be enthused to help!

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma



I had Jeremy Vine Overload.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

hakimashou posted:

I think Corbyn should probably stay on as labour leader.

If this exit poll is accurate then I agree with you Pissflaps.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
Good luck telling your Conservative vermin to get out, Britgoons.

knox_harrington
Feb 18, 2011

Running no point.

HopperUK posted:

Whoever can cobble together a coalition can form a government.

I think Labour would need to go into coalition with absolutely everybody else though.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

have the joy now, feel stupid about it later if it come to that

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Steve2911 posted:

Would another election not be fairly terrible? Labour has run an amazing campaign and voters have been more energised than pretty much ever. I can't see that happening again.

Why? What poo poo do the tories have left to throw? They're thrown everything at the wall and it appears not to have stuck. In another election they have to stand or fall on their record, and loooooooooooooool

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Laura K looks passed as gently caress

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Countdown to the 2017 UK General Election lads, I'm gonna reckon a reckon that it'll take place in October.

e; :lol: Dimbleby not a fan of currency traders.

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Rarity posted:

Exit poll has Bristol North West going Labour. Good to see our posho Clifton brothers joining the revolution :smug:

We have a lot of the poor areas of Bristol in BNW as well


but historically it's the posh fucks in henleaze, westbury and sea mills that edge the vote tory

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dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


hakimashou posted:

I think Corbyn should probably stay on as labour leader.

Whoa. Hot takes by fake pissflaps

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