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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/872944128644063233

Labour MPs believe hope is a lie, great stuff.

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Bit bad how they always talk about how attractive Patel is - not like they say 'handsome boris' is it?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



"We may have to recalibrate the results of our exit poll". Hmm... I see.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

He's talking to your mam on tinder.

I'm telling your wife to take that wine off you, you've had enough you rude rear end troll

ShaneMacGowansTeeth
May 22, 2007



I think this is it... I think this is how it ends

return0 posted:

This feels real good compared to 2015

fun fact: on the morning of the election in 2015, we received a phone call from Queen Alexandra hospital in Portsmouth that my dad who was at the time in intensive care was basically about to die and we had to get to the hospital, like then. So I got in my car, drove home, grabbed my polling card and went to vote. As I left the polling station, some fat gently caress with a Tory rosette asked if it was a "good day". Two hours later, we switched my dad's ventilator off and then I went down the pub and got loving shitfaced. Labour being up 2-0 and an exit poll telling May to go gently caress herself and a parent not dying makes this the best election... unless I wake up in the morning to the Tories having 400 seats in which case this is the absolute worst

Scotlander
Jun 22, 2013
YouGov appears to have gotten the first 2 more or less spot on so far: https://yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Bape Culture posted:

I'm telling your wife to take that wine off you, you've had enough you rude rear end troll

She's gone to bed now what

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

brexit means brexit

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Captain No-mates posted:

Which would be worse, a small Tory majority or a Tory minority held up by the DUP?
Same for most of the UK either way, bad for Northern Ireland if the UUP and DUP are needed, because they are loving up power sharing.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Pissflaps posted:

She's gone to bed now what

Look upstairs :twisted:

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Scotlander posted:

YouGov appears to have gotten the first 2 more or less spot on so far: https://yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Yougov has Conservatives at 302 too.

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe

Taintrunner posted:

they're bloody wankers is what they are

cheers, had a Cornish pasty for the first time today and got to yell bugger off at a schoolchild, Britain rules

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Brexit means brexit

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Her Essex accent is coming through periodically :barf:

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Going to put this out there; Priti Patel is fit.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

Captain No-mates posted:

Which would be worse, a small Tory majority or a Tory minority held up by the DUP?

The latter would make an already tense situation in NI a lot worse. Or course, a small tory majority would still rely on DUP votes a lot so it's not much better, at least as far as Westminster appearing as a neutral mediator in NI.

UrbicaMortis fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jun 8, 2017

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Why am I getting an Elect Theresa May speech from Priti Patel.

It appears a little late.

Comrade Cheggorsky
Aug 20, 2011


ok i got one for you boys, here it is : brexshit

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010

Looke posted:

brexit means brexit

big, if true

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Darth Windu posted:

Yeah like I said I'm in surrey. Just moved here so I'm excited that something so interesting is happening. Conservatives are tories right?

Yeah that's them

What brexit details have you put forward?

She's been very clear, and we've been clear, we're clear about getting the best deal for Britain, she's been very clear

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i'm so horny

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Loving this drunk Pissflaps. Ya'll should unblock him for the night, he's sassy

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
that tory count sounds big

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
Only 305 votes for Sean Cockbum :(

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


No claps for UKIP ahahaha

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax

Gorn Myson posted:

Going to put this out there; Priti Patel is fit.

Wid

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
yikes dat swing

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

i like baroness warsi

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

Scotlander posted:

YouGov appears to have gotten the first 2 more or less spot on so far: https://yougov.co.uk/uk-general-election-2017/

Pretty spot on with Sunderland Central too.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
I think we have it less in the bag (or rather in the anti-bag) than we hoped

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.


So... bad? Or good? How does this compare with the Exit Poll (pbui).

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Bape Culture posted:

Look upstairs :twisted:

The posts are coming from inside the house mam!

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
jfc can this end

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Pissflaps posted:

i like baroness warsi
same

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I'm weirded out out because the factory near my house is built in a old WW2 airfield, and they use the sirens to indicate shift changes, it's also near a couple of schools.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Gorn Myson posted:

Going to put this out there; Priti Patel is fit.

But, unfortunately, evil

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

gently caress the post.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
The tory mp who made up the death threat in telford is under threat

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

namesake posted:

gently caress the post.

Agreed, my coalition of chaos t-shirt is late

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Hmm maybe exit polls were only bad in Sunderland lol

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