UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

Xaerael posted:

Lab are starting to win seats that were marked up as Con in the exit poll data.

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# ? May 13, 2024 22:28

Digiwizzard: Dec 23, 2003; Pork Pro

May: 3 years? How about 5?
Corbyn: How about I make it 0.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Nigel Farage: "clearly this is because May was not hard enough a supporter of Brexit"

Nigel Farage: "I have a tube hooked up to my mouth from my rear end in a top hat so that I might constantly recycle my own poo poo"

Didn't Farage literally leave the country for awhile after admitting his promises about the benefits of Brexit were lies?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Dr Snofeld: Apr 30, 2009

BigRed0427 posted:

So the SNP isn't a "Left leaning" Party then?

Near as I can tell, they are all over the place, with only the idea of independence keeping the "Tartan Tories" and the more leftist segments together. Back before Indy1 I saw it bandied around that in the event of independence, the SNP would fracture into multiple parties.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

communism bitch posted:

4-5 hours

Cool. G'luck. Was in Scotland two weeks ago and the general sentiment was "gently caress right the gently caress off zombie thatcher"

Cheers.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

sweek0: May 22, 2006; Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

Ealing +12% to Labour, that's pretty amazing.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Mechanical mandible: Aug 4, 2007

VileLL posted:

fantastic, was at a friend's house there earlier in the eve, had a really nice person from labour come round to check if people had voted/ who they'd gone for

It really is fantastic, glad labour managed to swing it, especially after the turnout for Corbyn when he was up here. Interested to see the numbers.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Strom Cuzewon: Jul 1, 2010

I am so loving scared lads. But hopeful too. Those exit polls fill me with glee and fear in equal measure.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:08

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Apraxin posted:

Did I mishear or did he say he's going to reinflict himself on electoral politics again if there's a non-Tory government?

I still crack up that he ran this thing for pure attention and then when his lark publicity stunt worked he hosed off and hid in a hole until now

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Xaerael: Aug 25, 2010; Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I canvassed like a motherfucker in Battersea. Over the moon.

Grats and good job.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

BillBear: Mar 13, 2013; Ask me about running my country straight into the ground every time I play EU4 multiplayer.

Wizard Master posted:

This election has had so many twists and turns, I'm reminded of HBO's Game of Thrones

Theresa May is the Oberyn Martell of UK politics.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Will "shy socialists" now be a thing?

Did anyone ever admit "shy tory" was just "closet oval office"?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Coohoolin posted:

SNP is a broad as gently caress tent, difficult to get 56 of 59 seats in 2015 otherwise.

broad tent? its a big top. a big top full of nationalist clowns.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

London is looking like an absolute massacre (For labour, against con)

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

JOHNSON COCKSLAP: Apr 2, 2017; by Lowtax

exit poll starting to match the real numbers

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Jrbg: May 20, 2014

Jeremy Corbyn.....

IS A GOOD LAD

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

tooting, battersea, ealing swings :eyepop:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Xaerael posted:

Lab are starting to win seats that were marked up as Con in the exit poll data.

who needs polls when we have the blood of the workers flowing through our veins

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Sending all my shitposting energy to Corbyn atm

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

Ealing Central and Action had 101% of the vote :psyduck:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:09

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Boris's haircut will never make sense to me?

Is it a british thing?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:10

TACD: Oct 27, 2000

quote:

There is a much bigger appetite for leftwing politics than many of us thought, and there is a great deal of life left in the Labour party.

mbison_yes.gif

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:10

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

BigRed0427 posted:

So the SNP isn't a "Left leaning" Party then?

It ran on populism and try to pull a massive tent for every polical alignment in support for Indepedence. When that poo poo isn't important as of now. Voters will flock like they did with UKIP.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:10

c0burn: Sep 2, 2003; The KKKing

Labour gains Bury North

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mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

North American goon here, I hope things keep on like they have been, you Brits have restored a bit of my faith in Western Civilization.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:10

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I canvassed like a motherfucker in Battersea. Over the moon.

well done, this is on you :unsmith:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:10

Rakosi: May 5, 2008; D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
NO-QUARTERMASTER

From the river (of Palestinian blood) to the sea (of Palestinian tears)

SNP to give Tories a slim majority and coohoolin to implode itt

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

BigRed0427 posted:

Boris's haircut will never make sense to me?

Is it a british thing?

He does it on purpose to look like more of a lovable buffoon whilst actually being a smarmy sneaky prick who is also a buffoon.

Not a joke.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Pissflaps posted:

broad tent? its a big top. a big top full of nationalist clowns.

you seem tipsy

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

BigRed0427 posted:

Boris's haircut will never make sense to me?

Is it a british thing?

Bitch look at our pres

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Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

https://twitter.com/speghi/status/872832978468077568

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Gort: Aug 18, 2003; Good day what ho cup of tea

mycomancy posted:

North American goon here, I hope things keep on like they have been, you Brits have restored a bit of my faith in Western Civilization.

Unfortunately historically they don't, the countryside flips shithead pretty hard

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

Obliterati: Nov 13, 2012; Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.

SNP losing twenty seats and I don't loving care

gently caress the Tories

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

Extreme0: Feb 28, 2013; I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!

mycomancy posted:

North American goon here, I hope things keep on like they have been, you Brits have restored a bit of my faith in Western Civilization.

Sorry to disappoint you. But this is Britain you are talking about. We haven't even got to the worst parts of the country yet.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:11

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

History Comes Inside! posted:

Will "shy socialists" now be a thing?

Did anyone ever admit "shy tory" was just "closet oval office"?

Shy Tory was never really a thing, poll issues are mainly caused by the turnout model rather than people actually lying about their votes

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:12

Iprazochrome: Nov 3, 2008

Actually socialism is good

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Banano: Jan 10, 2005; Soiled Meat

Mr. Flunchy posted:

I canvassed like a motherfucker in Battersea. Over the moon.

here, have an internet congrat

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:12

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I am genuinely confused, why are LibDems bad in the UK?

I do know Labour are the good guys though so :toot:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:12

Not Operator: Jan 1, 2009; Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

BigRed0427 posted:

Boris's haircut will never make sense to me?

Is it a british thing?

He's technically American, mate.

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30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

anyone have a realtime map or anything like that

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