UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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The Ol Spicy Keychain: Jan 17, 2013; I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

Mulva posted:

No brother.

He's sending shitposting energy to you.

Dr Snofeld posted:

They weren't, really, just a bit hopeless. Then in 2010 they formed a coalition with the Tories, David Cameron stuck his arm all the way up Nick Clegg's arse and played him like a Spitting Image puppet of himself, and basically they were Tory lapdogs for five years.

Kinda reminds me of our dems who see the republicans as their colleagues first and foremost rather than their enemies

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:18

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# ? May 28, 2024 01:06

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Laura K saying senior Tories are now not expecting to outperform the exit polls :getin:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:18

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

RIP angus robertson

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

UrbicaMortis: Feb 16, 2012; Hmm, how shall I post today?

qhat posted:

Fully expecting floods of blue in the next two hours

This is why I'm planning to go to sleep now while i'm on a high.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

Pinterest Mom: Jun 9, 2009

kustomkarkommando posted:

SF is one course for 7 seats so thats a majority

oh yikes

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Kick Scotland tae gently caress imo

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/872985764560338944

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

dispatch_async: Nov 28, 2014; Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Scotland is going to give Tories this election. gently caress sake.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

baka kaba: Jul 19, 2003; PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Wowsers

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:19

HopperUK: Apr 29, 2007; Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Too soon to write 'GO HOME' on the side of a van and drive it past Downing Street?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

wasn't putney pig gently caress's seat

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

communism bitch: Apr 24, 2009

Don't gently caress the dog, scotland :cripes:

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

birdstrike: Oct 30, 2008; i;m gay

saw these plates this morning

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

Amused to Death: Aug 10, 2009; google "The Night Witches", and prepare for

kustomkarkommando posted:

SF is one course for 7 seats so thats a majority

Even if SF showed up, wouldn't DUP join a tory coalition?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:20

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

communism bitch posted:

Don't gently caress the dog, scotland

braveheart

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Loving Africa Chaps: Dec 3, 2007; We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Ego-bot posted:

https://twitter.com/Taniel/status/872985764560338944

rupa huq had a mjority of ~200. this was a massive hold

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

JosefStalinator posted:

Based on my outsider super accurate analysis of this election campaign: hung parliament resulting in another election is good, because the longer voters have to look at Teresa May's face, the worse the conservatives will do

It won't be her face.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

ThomasPaine: Feb 4, 2009; We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Angus Robertson is a genuinely good guy and that result is a genuine shame regardless of the overall result

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

jabby: Oct 27, 2010

Pinterest Mom posted:

BBC just updated its forecast to 322, two short of majority.

Taking SF into account I think that gives them a majority of one.

Add the DUP and they could govern, but just barely.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Irony Be My Shield: Jul 29, 2012

Hopefully the SNP can be wiped out next time.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Tortuga: Aug 27, 2011; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

This is what you take from this?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

what's happening in scotland

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

You've utterly lost the plot.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

madey: Sep 17, 2007; I saved the Olympics singlehandedly

SNP are a disgrace. I hope Labour gains cover their embarrassment enough so they can come back to labour in the inevitable election in the autumn.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

Skarsnik: Oct 21, 2008; I...AM...RUUUDE!

Raged posted:

Imagine what Corbyn could have done if his lovely party had not been constantly trying to knife him.

And imagine if the guardian had actually got behind him

I know it's a sad state of affairs when a papers lack of endorsement makes a difference but still

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

kustomkarkommando: Oct 22, 2012

DUP on course for 10 seats so it would give them a working majority of 11

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

It won't be her face.

ah right, strong and stable

surely boris johnson would inspire the tory voters more, right?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:21

mediadave: Sep 8, 2011

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

Yeah, that +1% swing to Labour really did it in for Angus ...

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:22

Pissflaps: Oct 20, 2002; by VideoGames

JosefStalinator posted:

ah right, strong and stable

surely boris johnson would inspire the tory voters more, right?

i havent a clue tbh he had this 'legend' thing but idk what people make of him now

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:22

Apraxin: Feb 22, 2006; General-Admiral

HAHAHA

'Boris, looks like a shocking reverse for your party here, in defiance of all expectations. You must be devastated by this terrible defeat for Theresa May'

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:22

mila kunis: Jun 10, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

I am genuinely confused, why are LibDems bad in the UK?

I do know Labour are the good guys though so

Liberalism is a brain disease.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:22

serious gaylord: Sep 16, 2007; what.

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

gently caress SCOTTISH LABOUR FOREVER

The swing is going from the snp directly to the tories you stupid poo poo.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:23

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

the snp is a bad party: discuss

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:23

sebzilla: Mar 17, 2009; Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.

This is going quite well

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:23

ElNarez: Nov 4, 2009

SNP played itself with that coalition talk. That's gotta explain some of those tory swings, right?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 02:23

gardenald: Jul 23, 2007; In the end, it comes down to throwing one pitch after another, and seeing what happens. With each new consequence, the game begins to take shape.