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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



"Don't you think she looks tired?"

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Junior Jr.
Oct 4, 2014

by sebmojo
Buglord
Boy it sure is tough being a woman in politics, if you can't even be president, what can you do eh?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Irony Be My Shield posted:

Is there a local factor that explains the Canterbury result? Because it sounds insane.


Rupert of Hentzau posted:

The city having two universities probably has something to do with it. Not that it's made much difference in the past, but Corbs is having a hell of an effect.

Two uni's plus a third campus, and the local mp is kind of hated and has been focusing his energy and attention on the city itself while ignoring the other parts of his constituency.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Yep we've gone tory.

Labour candidate was a dinner lady.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Pissflaps posted:

lady bucketfanny (your mam) for homo secretary (to look after you)

Go to bed you're drunk

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
May's making GBS threads herself :getin:

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER
She's about to burst into tears.

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

May speaking about herself in the past tense for a moment with just a quaver in her voice

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax
please cry on camera tessa

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Namtab posted:

I'm not allowed to view the tweets

Why not namtab

Codex Occultus
Apr 12, 2009

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

cadfael posted:

May looks knackered

communism bitch posted:

May looking like reheated dogshit

No no you are supposed to say "Don't you think she looks tired". Those are the magic words.

Nelson Mandela
Jun 4, 2007

SO SHINY
SO CHROME
Christ, what a shitshow of a speech. Goodbye, Prime Minister. Now gently caress off.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

May is a worse public speaker than I am, it's amazing

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Trin Tragula posted:

Hey Pissflaps, was that Middlesbrough South I just saw going blue?

Fuuuuuuck.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Trin Tragula posted:

Hey Pissflaps, was that Middlesbrough South I just saw going blue?

Yes, by 1020 votes.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



lmao that sounded dead like it was going to go into a resignation speech

Captain Stalin
May 11, 2004

Have no fear, the Captain is here!
How much longer until the Tory strong holds report?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

https://twitter.com/zacksabrejr/status/872985967279263744

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

loving tory farmers.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
May won't last the night

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Codex Occultus posted:

No no you are supposed to say "Don't you think she looks tired". Those are the magic words.

Top of this very page m8

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

OwlFancier posted:

Fuuuuuuck.

bet you wish youd voted now

Crosspeice
Aug 9, 2013

It's a difference of night and day seeing Corbyn and May back to back.

Leon Trotsky 2012
Aug 27, 2009

YOU CAN TRUST ME!*


*Israeli Government-affiliated poster
BBC says Tories will likely have a slim majority.

Estimating between 316 and 323.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

they cant think theyll do any better with her in charge though surely?
Can't imagine so but the last time around was a bloodbath of the party grandees.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Julio Cruz posted:

Yes, by 1020 votes.

That's about right. UKIP didn't stand and most went tory.

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
britainelects gently caress up, Dagenham & Rainham: was a hold:
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873003091368583169

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Pissflaps posted:

lady bucketfanny (your mam) for homo secretary (to look after you)

Time for a trip to Bedfordshire, Pissflaps. You're getting cranky.

the panacea
May 10, 2008

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:
48s ago 03:24
Despite reports that Jon Cruddas had lost his seat in Dagenham & Rainham to the Conservatives, Labour has held on there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pissflaps posted:

bet you wish youd voted now

I did vote?

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Crosspeice posted:

It's a difference of night and day seeing Corbyn and May back to back.

You can see why she stayed out of any debates

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
So it seems like the Tories may have enough to muddle together a coalition. The BBC is saying they'll have 322 seats, which is only 4 short. Any chances of some kind of Labour-Voltron to get Corbyn in as PM? I like him, he seems like a nice man.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Guys, I think we broke her

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Low energy. Sad!

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
what is a hold

Apraxin
Feb 22, 2006

General-Admiral
Reports now that the earlier rumours were wrong, Cruddas has held Dagenham after all.

deletebeepbeepbeep
Nov 12, 2008
This is a car crash WTF.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Crabtree posted:

Let me get this straight, Theresa May just piss-flapped away almost 200 years worth of Conservative hegemony right into the goddamn sea in one dumb gamble?

She took a sure thing and pissed it away through sheer arrogance.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
same guy/gal returned after the election

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Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

Oh poo poo BBC model down back to 318 for tories

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