UKMT General Elextravaganza 2017: Lord Buckethead would have won

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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is: This poll is closed.
Labour	907	49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative)	48	2.64%
Liberal Democrats	31	1.71%
UKIP	13	0.72%
Plaid Cymru	25	1.38%
Green	22	1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party	12	0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party	1	0.06%
Scottish National Party	59	3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist	4	0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian	3	0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist	36	1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots	35	1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash	8	0.44%
Monster Raving Loony	49	2.70%
Space Navies Party	39	2.15%
Independent / Single Issue	2	0.11%
Can't Vote	188	10.35%
Won't Vote	8	0.44%
Spoiled Ballot	15	0.83%
Pissflaps	312	17.17%
Total:	1817 votes

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Spuckuk: Aug 11, 2009; Being a bastard works

Ratjaculation posted:

Also I've just arising. Corbyn do good?

The Boy

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:22

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# ? May 14, 2024 00:36

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

gently caress

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:22

ukle: Nov 28, 2005

Corbyn did best kind of good. Tories still going to be largest and forced to do Brexit - but wont have any kind of majority to do anything poo poo to the people. So when Brexit goes bad it will all fall on the Tories.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Do Sinn F�in generally get those border electorates? Has anyone suggested rather than full reunification, just a border adjustment?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

Cohoolie you're a good lad but I'm finding the Scotland thing way too funny you should know.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

Au Revoir Shosanna posted:

Check out their manifesto:

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/may/16/labour-manifesto-analysis-key-points-pledges

It was strong, clear, compassionate and went over extremely well with the public.

and they're gonna lose so it'll never be taken seriously over here

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

There's still time to join the good guys

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

Gonzo McFee: Jun 19, 2010

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

that's a horrible mean thing to say about hugh laurie

Im only a fan of medium trucks.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:23

Au Revoir Shosanna: Feb 17, 2011; i support this government and/or service

BiohazrD posted:

and they're gonna lose so it'll never be taken seriously over here

well sure with that attitude

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

Crosspeice: Aug 9, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

You foooooooooooooool

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

Trin Tragula: Apr 22, 2005

El Grillo posted:

Any big toss-up seats still to come? Or are we just waiting for rest of London /rural to go red/blue. Also what happened to Rudd

Some more seats to keep an eye on, unless I missed them in the shuffle: Enfield Southgate, Hendon, Telford, Stevenage, Blackpool North & Cleveleys, Lewes, Pudsey, City of Chester, and quite a few more besides

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yoOfHfCQ0w&t=11s

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

Coohoolin: Aug 5, 2012; Oor Coohoolie.

Gum posted:

There's still time to join the good guys

I will see Scotland free or die a clichéd folk musician.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Uuurgh Ruth Davidson's smug face.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

dispatch_async: Nov 28, 2014; Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life

Ugh gently caress off

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:24

Marx Headroom: May 10, 2007; AT LAST! A show with nonono ~~commercials~~!; Fallen Rib

This thread has been a refreshing break from following US news all the time, thanks UK

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Needless to say, I'm happy about Salmond being sent back to his mill. Just not to Tories. Banff and Buchan is going Tory as well, absolute majority.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

eleven extra elephants: Feb 16, 2007; Menschliches! Allzumenschliches!!

Has Rudd finished her nineteenth recount yet

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873017887392505856

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

Skinty McEdger: Mar 9, 2008; I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress

Every now and then I'm reminded of your "Scotland is a socialist paradise waiting to happen" posts in the scots politics thread from yesterday where all the other scottish posters were pointing out to you we weren't as progressive as you thought.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:25

awesmoe: Nov 30, 2005; Pillbug

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

0 according to gerry

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

Absolutely zero.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Guess you could say May is in a jam

Lmbo

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

Murderion: Oct 4, 2009; 2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

No it's fine it's her turn to dodge the question.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

njsykora: Jan 23, 2012; Robots confuse squirrels.

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

Zero, not taking their seats in Westminster is pretty much the entire reason for existing.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

TheIllestVillain: Dec 27, 2011; Sal, Wyoming's not a country

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

cold day in hell before sinn fein actually sit in at westminster

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

WhiskeyWhiskers: Oct 14, 2013; "هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

Not just 0. Actively harms. Reduces the number of seats the tories need for a majority.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

TheRat posted:

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873017887392505856

Yay, my window sticker paid off

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

Random Integer: Oct 7, 2010

Trin Tragula posted:

Some more seats to keep an eye on, unless I missed them in the shuffle: Enfield Southgate, Hendon, Telford, Stevenage, Blackpool North & Cleveleys, Lewes, Pudsey, City of Chester, and quite a few more besides

Chester already in as Lab I believe.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

SpaceDrake: Dec 22, 2006; I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

Scotland has to not give the loving oligarchs the government, to start

That said, given that they might also lose England at this rate

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:26

OwlFancier: Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

I will see Scotland free or die a clichéd folk musician.

"Or."

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:27

TheRat: Aug 30, 2006

Labour gains Colne Valley from CON

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:27

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Do Sinn F�in generally get those border electorates? Has anyone suggested rather than full reunification, just a border adjustment?

Yes, and no, for various reasons but largely boiling down to the fact that shaving those off would leave the remainder of NI pretty hard locked to the UK, and would also strongly dilute the remaining Catholic and/or Nat power.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:27

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

loving gutted that Broxtowe stayed Tory, really wanted to end that smug snake Soubry. Still, a slashed majority and a good platform to go on for next time.

# ? Jun 9, 2017 04:27