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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Benjamin Arthur
Nov 7, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

I hate everyone.

Sorry about your fat neoliberal :(

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Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
Jesus imagine Davidson in charge of UK Tories.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/NickCohen4/status/843177749980368897

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


GREG KNIGHT HOLD

SgtSteel91
Oct 21, 2010

So who's the biggest corncob coming out of this?

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873018825851252736

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Gonzo McFee posted:

The only good thing about Scotland voting in Tories is that they're not going to stick it. They'll be hounded out at the first opportunity.

Pretty much. The only places sticking Tory is the ones that have always been Tory.

Again Scottish Politics is really loving dumb.

Iymarra
Oct 4, 2010




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Grimey Drawer

Coohoolin posted:

Jesus imagine Davidson in charge of UK Tories.

Jesus. That's awful.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Coohoolin posted:

I hate everyone.

Take comfort in Ruth Davidson dodging questions terribly.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Skinty McEdger posted:

Every now and then I'm reminded of your "Scotland is a socialist paradise waiting to happen" posts in the scots politics thread from yesterday where all the other scottish posters were pointing out to you we weren't as progressive as you thought.

You can gently caress off anaw as well

Wildstrike
Apr 8, 2007

I will gladly pay you my soul Tuesday, for a glut to the longing of my heart's desire today...

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

right but what was in the platform? Are any of the policies things that would translate over to America?m

Free university tuition; nationalise water, energy, rail; raise taxes on the rich and corporations; four extra national holidays annually; ban unpaid internships and raise minimum wage; enforce a universal right to trade unions; create a National Education Service to parallel the NHS.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

SgtSteel91 posted:

So who's the biggest corncob coming out of this?

Me

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
i thought scotland was all left-wing wwith their own fancy left wing party that was just them

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Skinty McEdger posted:

Every now and then I'm reminded of your "Scotland is a socialist paradise waiting to happen" posts in the scots politics thread from yesterday where all the other scottish posters were pointing out to you we weren't as progressive as you thought.

I like to think it's an anti-indyref 2 vote rather than genuine support of the Tories.

JOHNSON COCKSLAP
Apr 2, 2017

by Lowtax

Coohoolin posted:

Jesus imagine Davidson in charge of UK Tories.

she'll fail doing politics in a real country

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

i thought scotland was all left-wing wwith their own fancy left wing party that was just them

So did Coohoolin :lol::lol::lol:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

sebzilla posted:

GREG KNIGHT HOLD

What about the other three members of MP4?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Coohoolin posted:

Jesus imagine Davidson in charge of UK Tories.

That's a terrifying thought, and one that makes me think that if I was running the Tories I would be dropping her into the first Westminster safe seat I could find.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

goddamnedtwisto posted:

and according to their own constitution and every fibre of their being.

yeah that too.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Benny Harvey posted:

I like to think it's an anti-indyref 2 vote rather than genuine support of the Tories.

Hopefully.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Hahaha, no-one cheerin' in May now.

Crameltonian
Mar 27, 2010

Coohoolin posted:

I hate everyone.

Now you know how we felt in 2015, sorry Coohoolin.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Innerguard posted:

Jesus. That's awful.

Yes, the openly gay pseudo hipster will lead the English tory party :rolleye:

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

SgtSteel91 posted:

So who's the biggest corncob coming out of this?
May

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

me irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVFUgYfLhZI

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

Coohoolin posted:

I will see Scotland free or die a clichéd folk musician.

scotland is free already
or at least as free as any other western democracy

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Cerv posted:

scotland is free already
or at least as free as any other western democracy

Go away

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Benny Harvey posted:

What odds on sinn fein taking their seats to get corbyn into number 10?

Unfathomably small, unless the DUP get the reanimated corpse of Ian Paisley as Deputy PM.

But their party constitution forbids them taking seats in Westminster. I once asked what would get them to and the conclusion was essentially "nothing, except perhaps a genuine existential crisis that somehow could be averted with their seats taken." I guess post-nuclear-annihilation when they're needed to form a quorum at all, and Ireland's in an even worse state so reunification isn't possible?

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Maybe you can pretend to be welsh or something.

Snipee
Mar 27, 2010

Mr. Jive posted:

This thread has been a refreshing break from following US news all the time, thanks UK

:same:

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

BBC Projected vote share: CON 43%, LAB 40%, LD 8%, UKIP/GREEN 2%

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

So what I'm getting is that the UK won't be fired into the sun now?

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.


rude

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Extreme0 posted:

Pretty much. The only places sticking Tory is the ones that have always been Tory.

Again Scottish Politics is really loving dumb.

I got really frustrated with the amount of people who would ether tell me "Aye, Corbyn's alright but Scottish Labour are shite" or "Corbyn's going to take away the army's bombs and give sausage rolls to Muslim terrorists" right here in north west glasgow.

If Scottish Labour fell in behind Corbyn we'd be looking at a majority. Instead they fell behind the Tories trying to be anti Indy Ref 2 which you're never going to beat the Tories on.

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


If Corbyn gets a hung parliament I will say that England is a better country than Scotland and the Scots don't deserve Indepedence.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!
It's worth noting that even at this point, while Labour is of course behind Tories as one would imagine, Lab+SNP+LibDem alone has 13 seats on the Tories.

It is still entirely possible that Corbyn will get his Coalition of Chaos, especially if these gains keep happening.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Night night Blairites.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Lightning Lord posted:

So what I'm getting is that the UK won't be fired into the sun now?

Oh no, it still should, but we should just be a little bit more sad about it.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

TheRat posted:

BBC Projected vote share: CON 43%, LAB 40%, LD 8%, UKIP/GREEN 2%

Which means Labour gained 10% from 2015

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

SpaceDrake posted:

It's worth noting that even at this point, while Labour is of course behind Tories as one would imagine, Lab+SNP+LibDem alone has 13 seats on the Tories.

It is still entirely possible that Corbyn will get his Coalition of Chaos, especially if these gains keep happening.

MAKE MY SHIRT RELEVANT CORBYN.

MAKE IT HAPPEN

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