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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

we lived we died we live again

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GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Seems like the opposite is happening. The PLP are all lining up now that their relevance is tied to Corbyn.

yeah, Woodcock didn't go after him so no-one will. Labour should do what the Tories did after Brexit and come together while their opponents collapse into recriminations.

DroneRiff
May 11, 2009

Well I managaed to sleep. But loving hell folks. We live in interesting times!

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

:bisonyes:


Congrats Britgoons!

dispatch_async
Nov 28, 2014

Imagine having the time to have played through 20 generations of one family in The Sims 2. Imagine making the original two members of that family Neil Buchanan and Cat Deeley. Imagine complaining to Maxis there was no technological progression. You've successfully imagined my life
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873031212821913603

Fun

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

qhat posted:

the only thing better than seeing a conservative meltdown is seeing a blairite backpedal on their convictions of jeremy corbyn

Pragmatize this, you wizard bitch

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

JT Jag posted:

I don't know a ton about British politics but I'm pretty sure you guys got good news tonight that seriously shouldn't have happened, so congratulations UK goons?

Yeah. YOu guys are counting this as a win, right?

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Pinterest Mom posted:

Is there actually a credible source saying that she asked for multiple recounts, or just twitter jokes? During her victory speech she thanked the poll workers for having counted all the votes twice.

I was wondering the same thing because how fast are these people that they could do 9 recounts in such short time?

ukle
Nov 28, 2005

LemonyTang posted:

May gone. Brexit hosed. Another election in January to confirm Corbyn's triumph.

There wont be another election.

It would be suicide to call one while Brexit is on as they would be seen as putting party politics ahead of the country.

LemonyTang
Nov 29, 2009

Ask me about holding 4gate!
^^ My point is Brexit is done m8. Finished.


https://twitter.com/FraserNelson/status/873028132328022017

Looks like a win to me.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Ouch
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/873032155412152321

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles

Who says one person's vote doesn't matter

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Kaislioc posted:

I loving guarantee there is some wanker in the PLP ready to break out "...now just imagine what we could have done with a more electable leader!".

The ones who are most likely to do so have already kissed the ring. Corbyn is bullet proof now and even in this loss looks like a winner.

Think about it this is an election where the party that won is going to lose their leader and the opposition is keeping theirs. When the gently caress has that ever happened.

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010


'Every vote counts' has never been truer.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Al-Saqr posted:

Amber rudd squeaks by with less than 300 votes :(

Yeah like that's gonna last.

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

allahu loving akbar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KlSuGNt8e4

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem

Wow, not that it matters in the grand scheme of things but I didn't feel like it was much competition

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Ein Sexmonster posted:

Seems like the opposite is happening. The PLP are all lining up now that their relevance is tied to Corbyn.

I'm sure someone's going to come out with it but yep, they're bending the knee because otherwise Stannis Corbs will destroy them.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Hm, maybe the Tories could dangle special immigration/trade/border stuff between the UK and Ireland to woo the Unionists?

Actually poo poo, can you even do that? You have to negotiate with the EU as a bloc right?

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

ukle posted:

There wont be another election.

It would be suicide to call one while Brexit is on as they would be seen as putting party politics ahead of the country.

There might have to be an election in January because Tory+Ulster is going to be the shakiest coalition government in loving forever.

All that talk of a coalition of chaos, but holy hell I don't envy the nob who has to try and make that particular arrangement work, especially when everyone in NI doesn't want a hard Brexit because closing the Ireland border will badly gently caress up Good Friday.

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

LemonyTang posted:

^^ My point is Brexit is done m8. Finished.

Pro-Brexit parties received over 85% of the vote though :confused:

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Mister Adequate posted:

I'm sure someone's going to come out with it but yep, they're bending the knee because otherwise Stannis Corbs will destroy them.

They thought they were dealing with crazy TV stannis, but it turns out it's amazing book stannis instead.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

axeil posted:

Hm, maybe the Tories could dangle special immigration/trade/border stuff between the UK and Ireland to woo the Unionists?

Actually poo poo, can you even do that? You have to negotiate with the EU as a bloc right?

Eeyup, they've just had a DUP talking head on discussing this exact thing. It is a Problem.

Tomarse
Mar 7, 2001

Grr




gently caress.

I'm in Newcastle-under-lyme which is very similar to Stoke S (Slim Labour but no UKIP this year) and still hasn't declared and they hosed up the voting at Keele Uni and turned away lots of students :(

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
To put it into perspective for my American comrades who are confused this is kind of like if the Washington Generals lost to the Globetrotters 100-99

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


oh man the conservatives are gonna have a hard time with these loving unionists lol

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011


SpaceDrake posted:

There might have to be an election in January because Tory+Ulster is going to be the shakiest coalition government in loving forever.

All that talk of a coalition of chaos, but holy hell I don't envy the nob who has to try and make that particular arrangement work, especially when everyone in NI doesn't want a hard Brexit because closing the Ireland border will badly gently caress up Good Friday.
Seriously. I can't see a Tory+Ulster coalition staying together for any length of time. Labour et al also seems hilariously unstable though.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Paul Mason and Alistair Campbell on BBC :V

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Hahaha Dimbleby is calling out the Tory senior leadership cause they're all bottling it and refusing to come on the show.

SpaceDrake
Dec 22, 2006

I can't avoid filling a game with awful memes, even if I want to. It's in my bones...!

LemonyTang posted:

^^ My point is Brexit is done m8. Finished.


https://twitter.com/FraserNelson/status/873028132328022017

Looks like a win to me.

Corbyn being legitimately compared to Attlee. Oh god i can't fan myself fast enough

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Murderion posted:

Eeyup, they've just had a DUP talking head on discussing this exact thing. It is a Problem.

Yeah that's what made me think of it. But then I realized "wait a second, the EU would never loving allow that, this dude is mad"

The whole point of the EU is that the EU sets the border/trade/immigration policy for all EU members. You can't make a special deal with Ireland the same as you couldn't make one with France or Germany or whoever. It's all or nothing.

And if you make that kind of deal then the UK basically lit their vote in the EU on fire in exchange for...staying in the EU? :psyduck:

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

BigRed0427 posted:

Yeah. YOu guys are counting this as a win, right?

Yes. In a sense. Labour haven't got an overall majority, but massively weakened the Tories, convinced the PM to resign, and managed to pull themselves out of a death spiral by increasing both their vote majority, and seats.

All thanks to the "unelectable" Jam Grandad - who was fighting against both his own party, and under a very hostile media, and still is standing strong.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

axeil posted:

Hm, maybe the Tories could dangle special immigration/trade/border stuff between the UK and Ireland to woo the Unionists?

Actually poo poo, can you even do that? You have to negotiate with the EU as a bloc right?

The Tories at this point are this.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

Ein Sexmonster posted:

Seriously. I can't see a Tory+Ulster coalition staying together for any length of time. Labour et al also seems hilariously unstable though.

The latter would have noted man of steel Corbyn at the helm, versus possibly boris johnson and the no-name brigade.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
Thinking from a purely mercenary place, could this be the best possible outcome for Labour as a party, medium term? If the Conservatives end up with a feckless PM leading us into a disasterous Brexit, does that let Labour avoid any fallout from Brexit while avoiding a desperate lurch to the right?

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Unelectable huh?

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Mister Adequate posted:

Hahaha Dimbleby is calling out the Tory senior leadership cause they're all bottling it and refusing to come on the show.

"There's still a lot of votes to be counted" I say as I shrink and morph into a corn cob

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

If there is a Conservative government after all this, this is not a win and you're going to look like a right nana if you start trying to say it is.

The actually sane position would be that Labour lost in a photo finish, did absolutely as well as possible given all their self-inflicted handicaps, and we're now in an ideal position to fight the next election, whenever it may be, as long as the PLP shuts the gently caress up and pulls on the same rope as everyone else, in the same way that Jeremy and the rest of the awkward squad pulled in 1997. What this does do is give a huge boost to the movement towards democratic policy-making and tweaking the leadership election rules to ensure we can get a continuity candidate on the ballot when we need them.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

SpaceDrake posted:

There might have to be an election in January because Tory+Ulster is going to be the shakiest coalition government in loving forever.

All that talk of a coalition of chaos, but holy hell I don't envy the nob who has to try and make that particular arrangement work, especially when everyone in NI doesn't want a hard Brexit because closing the Ireland border will badly gently caress up Good Friday.

Why January?

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Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Noctone posted:

To put it into perspective for my American comrades who are confused this is kind of like if the Washington Generals lost to the Globetrotters 100-99

An aside: one time the Generals did actually win

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