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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


Can we make Lord Buckethead our mascot?

Bloody Pom posted:

Balls, the Greens kept their seat.

Not sure if you're acting stupid or really are just stupid.

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Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Coohoolin posted:

gently caress you too.

Ssssh. Sleep now. Be calm. Let Ruth Davidson's smug, round face fill your dreams.

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
I'd like to suggest, as a thread title:

UKMT 2017: Jezza's well hung

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

https://twitter.com/JStein_Vox/status/873042142779723776

Kill All Cops
Apr 11, 2007


Pacheco de Chocobo



Hell Gem
Boris Johnson, prime minister of a hung parliament

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

OwlFancier posted:

Scotlab's thing for while has been SNP BAD to the exclusion of absolutely everything else.

They got their loving wish.

It's nice to know I'm not completely 100% alone.

Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Extreme0 posted:

Can we make Lord Buckethead our mascot?


Not sure if you're acting stupid or really are just stupid.

Uninformed, so probably the latter. My perceptions have been tainted by the shittiness of the NZ Green party. I'll go back in my corner. :blush:

Cthulhu Dreams
Dec 11, 2010

If I pretend to be Cthulhu no one will know I'm a baseball robot.

Mister Adequate posted:

Their party constitution forbids taking seats in Westminster.

e; I'm loving the way the story is "May's plan backfired" like it's not just an election result it's her hoisting herself.

Corbyn is The Absolute Boy.

Yeah, I still wonder. I mean, is outside chance but if you wanted to shape the future of northern Ireland, you have the balance of power literally now.

How the hell are the Tories going to navigate Brexit when caught between the DUP and the EU?

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Is jezza a corbyn nickname or someone else

Jeremy "Jihadi Jez" "Jezza" "Jezbolla" Corbyn

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses

So do all the douchebag constituencies normally announce seat victories late in the day like this?

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS ITS BEING CONFIRMED AS A FULLY HUNG HORSE DICK PARLIAMENT TORIES+DUP NOT ENOGH FOR MAJORITY HELL loving YEAAAAAAAA BOOOOYYYYYY JEZZZZAAA YOU loving DID IT

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type
Now that I've woken up here's my congratulatory post to you britgoons



you're still brexiting tho :smith:

Kaislioc
Feb 14, 2008

Al-Saqr posted:

HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS ITS BEING CONFIRMED AS A FULLY HUNG HORSE DICK PARLIAMENT TORIES+DUP NOT ENOGH FOR MAJORITY HELL loving YEAAAAAAAA BOOOOYYYYYY JEZZZZAAA YOU loving DID IT

There's still a dozen seats to declare, mostly rural places that are likely to go Tory.

Unormal
Nov 16, 2004

Mod sass? This evening?! But the cakes aren't ready! THE CAKES!
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/PDChina/status/873044098357141507

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

Does anybody have a definitive list of any Leave/Hard Brexit Tory scalps which have been claimed tonight?

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...
Well this sure seems bad for Jeremy Corbyn

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Zenithe posted:

Could SF potentially turn up for lols and/or spite

no

smug n stuff
Jul 21, 2016

A Hobbit's Adventure

Al-Saqr posted:

HOLY poo poo YOU GUYS ITS BEING CONFIRMED AS A FULLY HUNG HORSE DICK PARLIAMENT TORIES+DUP NOT ENOGH FOR MAJORITY HELL loving YEAAAAAAAA BOOOOYYYYYY JEZZZZAAA YOU loving DID IT

Nah tory+dup is definitely enough

Lightning Lord
Feb 21, 2013

$200 a day, plus expenses


lmao

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
In celebration of tonight's results, I'd like to share the British song that was my political awakening over here in America.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzgBD2wysuI

You are all beautiful fawkin' bastards for these results. All glory to Corbyn.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

It's nice to know I'm not completely 100% alone.

Hey I'm still really loving amused by your breakdown about Scotland having a surprising amount of shitheads in it, but I'm not gonna pretend that Scottish Labour aren't a pile of shite.

Nasty shocks are how we learn.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
When was the last hung Parliament

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

When was the last hung Parliament

2010

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Jeremy Corbyn has literally saved the future, Marx bless.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

When was the last hung Parliament

Uh, 2010, tory/LD coalition.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Cthulhu Dreams posted:

Yeah, I still wonder. I mean, is outside chance but if you wanted to shape the future of northern Ireland, you have the balance of power literally now.

How the hell are the Tories going to navigate Brexit when caught between the DUP and the EU?

I'll admit it's probably the most tempting look at Westminster they've ever had, but SF's principles run pretty deep.

As to the second point; They can't, that's one of the MANY things about tonight that's so funny.

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

So will Letts call for a recount?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Hieronymous Alloy posted:

When was the last hung Parliament

2010, Conservative + Lib Dems

Sarmhan
Nov 1, 2011

Chumbawumba definitely influenced my political leanings when I listened to them as a kid.

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH
(•_•) - Theresa May,
<) )╯
/ \
( •_•) - You're done;
\( (>
/ \
(•_•) - We did a democracy.
<) )╯
/ \

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


qhat posted:

2010, Conservative + Lib Dems

aka ConDem Nation

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

OwlFancier posted:

Hey I'm still really loving amused by your breakdown about Scotland having a surprising amount of shitheads in it, but I'm not gonna pretend that Scottish Labour aren't a pile of shite.

Nasty shocks are how we learn.

I want to love everyone but I can't and i hate it. gently caress this poo poo island that I somehow love so much and won't ever leave, you fuckers are making my life a living Sophies choice.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

You. Are the lowest of the loving low. You need to leave and die and flaming poo poo trash fire, and never pretend to know anything about our situation ever again. gently caress you, and your lovely pretentious bollocks, and rest easy knowing no one gives a flying gently caress about your opinions ever again.

:laffo:

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Coohoolin posted:

I want to love everyone but I can't and i hate it. gently caress this poo poo island that I somehow love so much and won't ever leave, you fuckers are making my life a living Sophies choice.

:lol:

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


OwlFancier posted:

Hey I'm still really loving amused by your breakdown about Scotland having a surprising amount of shitheads in it, but I'm not gonna pretend that Scottish Labour aren't a pile of shite.

Nasty shocks are how we learn.

Hey Pissflaps got his wish. He wanted the SNP out even if the Tories got them.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Coohoolin posted:

I want to love everyone but I can't and i hate it. gently caress this poo poo island that I somehow love so much and won't ever leave, you fuckers are making my life a living Sophies choice.

I find it much easier if you try not to draw any lines between people but what they believe, it doesn't pattern super well to nations or countries or even wealth.

Like the good ones hate the poo poo ones. Be happy that we've got a good voice out there at the moment.

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!
I hope those youth turnout figures are right. I'm interested to see the figures for under-40s in general, since that mostly correlates with 'people who have never had the opportunity to vote for socialist Labour'

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I mean it's true, Nazi Pissflaps is the worst.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Should've just let scotland leave

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Bloody Pom
Jun 5, 2011



Apologies for my dumb comments about the Greens. That's what happens when you try and talk UK politics after being an expat for over a decade. :downs:

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