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Labour | 907 | 49.92% | |
Theresa May Team (Conservative) | 48 | 2.64% | |
Liberal Democrats | 31 | 1.71% | |
UKIP | 13 | 0.72% | |
Plaid Cymru | 25 | 1.38% | |
Green | 22 | 1.21% | |
Scottish Socialist Party | 12 | 0.66% | |
Scottish Conservative Party | 1 | 0.06% | |
Scottish National Party | 59 | 3.25% | |
Some Kind of Irish Unionist | 4 | 0.22% | |
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian | 3 | 0.17% | |
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist | 36 | 1.98% | |
Misc. Far Left Trots | 35 | 1.93% | |
Misc. Far Right Fash | 8 | 0.44% | |
Monster Raving Loony | 49 | 2.70% | |
Space Navies Party | 39 | 2.15% | |
Independent / Single Issue | 2 | 0.11% | |
Can't Vote | 188 | 10.35% | |
Won't Vote | 8 | 0.44% | |
Spoiled Ballot | 15 | 0.83% | |
Pissflaps | 312 | 17.17% | |
Total: | 1817 votes |
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For real though a Tory DUP coalition is hilariously weak and I'd be surprised if it lasts six months
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:20 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:42 |
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Labour & SNP govt would be chaos. Tory & DUP would incidentally be cool and good, funny how that works.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:20 |
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The first thing the queen should do is ask "So did you win the election then?" while she sips a cup of tea with her back turned. Flanked by two royal guard of course.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:21 |
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Tesseraction posted:lol Carl of Swindon wrong again You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:22 |
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the irony of theresa may in bed with the loving dup after banging on the ira scare all campaign
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:22 |
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So how's tricks this morning?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:22 |
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They would have to be mad to let May run another election.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:24 |
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bessantj posted:You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong. Carl of Sad
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:25 |
Best result is Tory+DUp coalition leads to election again this year, Corbyn takes his positive vision and builds on it with a few tweaks while Tory infighting removes any perception of competence and stability from the electorate.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:25 |
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Going in to coalition with the DUP is a loving poisoned chalice for the Tories. I lived in a DUP constituency in my formative years and these people are some of the absolute worst, backwards rear end people on the face of the planet – AND they're facing down the barrel of an inquiry in to a £400 million fraudulent green energy scheme. If the DUP get any PR time whatsoever over the next few months it's going to drive moderates/youth away from the Tories in droves.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:25 |
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Just woke up, feeling MUCH better about the current state of affairs. What a night!
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:25 |
nothing to seehere posted:Best result is Tory+DUp coalition leads to election again this year, Corbyn takes his positive vision and builds on it with a few tweaks while Tory infighting removes any perception of competence and stability from the electorate. Yup, this. CoolCab posted:They would have to be mad to let May run another election. I'm a dumbass, but what's the Tory procedure for stuff like this? If May refuses to go, can they no-confidence her? And is it just their MPs who get a say?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:26 |
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CoolCab posted:They would have to be mad to let May run another election. So you're saying May is running the next election then?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:27 |
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Xaerael posted:Not even hyperbole in the case of Clegg's seat. Canterbury has been a constituency for nearly 700 years and has been Tory almost all of that (and never Labour)
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:28 |
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bessantj posted:You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:28 |
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So do you think the UNELECTABLE brigade will now don their ushankas and get into the cabinet?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:28 |
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Tesseraction posted:So do you think the UNELECTABLE brigade will now don their ushankas and get into the cabinet? Pictured: the 'cabinet'
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:30 |
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Went to bed at about half 4, wake up to this glorious little fillipup On your way Burrows. Homophobic little prick that he was. Wonderful morning comrades.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:30 |
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Stoke South went Tory for the first time in 82 years so I now have a Tory MP for the first time in my life woah
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:31 |
Junior G-man posted:So how's tricks this morning? I am already shook about next time not being this easy.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:31 |
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Barry Foster posted:Yup, this. Either she can quit, or if 15% of the MPs write to the 1922 Committee they can trigger a leadership vote. Then anyone can stick their oar in and you get progressive rounds of MPs voting until there's only two candidates left, at which point it goes to the membership. Interestingly if it's the second option, May is barred from standing.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:31 |
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Pantsuit posted:Stoke South went Tory for the first time in 82 years so I now have a Tory MP for the first time in my life woah jack brereton is a tory mp??
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:32 |
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Dunbartonshire West went from a 15,000-strong SNP lead to being an SNP/Lab marginal. So if the Tory/DUP coalition falls apart (spoilers: it will) and we vote again, I am absolutely voting Labour.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:32 |
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jBrereton posted:Big respect to the rest of the saboteurs May was apparently powerless to crush. Don't you have better things to be doing now you're an MP?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:32 |
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You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:33 |
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Guavanaut posted:"She lost because women are not natural leaders, especially against the testosterone levels of a beardman. It's rational science!" *slinks off to hug body pillow of Boris' Johnson* I'm curious, who's best positioned to replace May right now? Because I'm no expert in British politics but from what I've seen of Boris Johnson an election against him in six months might be the ticket to Full Communism Now.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
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jBrereton posted:Big respect to the rest of the saboteurs May was apparently powerless to crush. congrats for your big stoke win lad
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
Well, my constituency of Ealing Southall remains comfortably labour (+31k). It's been really lovely seeing the reaction of the thread to good news. I don't think that the result is necessarily the death of centrism: I was broadly centrist before switching LD->Lab and remain so now. But the country's shifted so far to the right that voting for the leftest serious candidate feels like the best way to get back to a country that's a decent place for people to live in, and that's likely to be the case for a while. We need a decade or so of proper socialist policies and a few renationalisations to rebalance things.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
Praseodymi posted:Don't you have better things to be doing now you're an MP?
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
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https://twitter.com/MarkUrban01/status/873101601950449664
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:34 |
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I have a bad gut feeling that the DUP are mad and disciplined enough to prop up a Tory hellfucking for a long while so long as their special requirements in norn iron are looked after. But all it takes is a couple of restive Tory backbenchers to kick up a fuss....
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:35 |
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Good job uk youth.take the weekend off.then come back monday even angrier please tia.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:35 |
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Dolash posted:I'm curious, who's best positioned to replace May right now? Because I'm no expert in British politics but from what I've seen of Boris Johnson an election against him in six months might be the ticket to Full Communism Now. Johnson, probably Rudd. There's a rogue's gallery of misfits and weirdoes (Fox, Gove, Leadsom) who had a go last time and might be tempted again. Maybe Hammond. They're severely lacking in talent though, it's stunning how mediocre the top of the party is.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:35 |
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Captain Fargle posted:You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking. I don't think the issue is with the DUP, it's more MPs within the conservative party. Even with the DUP she only has a wafer thin majority, a few rebels or a by-election will gently caress her up.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:35 |
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Junior G-man posted:So how's tricks this morning? Colleague of mine (NHS analyst) has outed themselves as a 'small government flat taxer with opinions which wouldn't really be very popular who was annoyed that people consider her selfish' so I'm guessing she's full libertarian possibly UKIP. Thankfully with these results I didn't get even slightly angry in the following discussion.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:35 |
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bessantj posted:You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong. I was trawling for meltdowns and the Right had their excuses ready even before their defeat was certain: https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/872970320625401856 I expect Carl to blame uneducated youths and the equally uneducated GODDAM WOMAN Theresa May.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:36 |
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Tesseraction posted:Carl of Sad I didn't know much about him before, only ever watched one video, but after reading what was posted about him in another thread "Carl of Sad" is a good description of him. The fact his fans see him as 'the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie' is also sad.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:36 |
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Captain Fargle posted:You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking. Both parties are in a precarious position and want diametrically opposed things. It's that simple. They can not work together long term, because eventually both parties will have to serve their central interests or collapse. When that point comes, one side or the other is destroyed. The end.
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:37 |
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Corrode posted:Johnson, probably Rudd. There's a rogue's gallery of misfits and weirdoes (Fox, Gove, Leadsom) who had a go last time and might be tempted again. Maybe Hammond. They're severely lacking in talent though, it's stunning how mediocre the top of the party is. rudd's seat is too risky for it
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:37 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 06:42 |
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Has anybody done the calculations on how the English Votes for English Laws is going to impact the tories in the commons? Obviously some of the Lab gains are in scotland too
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# ? Jun 9, 2017 10:37 |