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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Obliterati
Nov 13, 2012

Pain is inevitable.
Suffering is optional.
Thunderdome is forever.
For real though a Tory DUP coalition is hilariously weak and I'd be surprised if it lasts six months

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CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

Labour & SNP govt would be chaos. Tory & DUP would incidentally be cool and good, funny how that works.

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The first thing the queen should do is ask "So did you win the election then?" while she sips a cup of tea with her back turned.

Flanked by two royal guard of course.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


Tesseraction posted:

lol Carl of Swindon wrong again

I hope he's salty.

You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the irony of theresa may in bed with the loving dup after banging on the ira scare all campaign

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


So how's tricks this morning?

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
They would have to be mad to let May run another election.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

bessantj posted:

You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.

Carl of Sad

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Best result is Tory+DUp coalition leads to election again this year, Corbyn takes his positive vision and builds on it with a few tweaks while Tory infighting removes any perception of competence and stability from the electorate.

Entropy238
Oct 21, 2010

Fallen Rib
Going in to coalition with the DUP is a loving poisoned chalice for the Tories.

I lived in a DUP constituency in my formative years and these people are some of the absolute worst, backwards rear end people on the face of the planet – AND they're facing down the barrel of an inquiry in to a £400 million fraudulent green energy scheme.

If the DUP get any PR time whatsoever over the next few months it's going to drive moderates/youth away from the Tories in droves.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Just woke up, feeling MUCH better about the current state of affairs. What a night!

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

nothing to seehere posted:

Best result is Tory+DUp coalition leads to election again this year, Corbyn takes his positive vision and builds on it with a few tweaks while Tory infighting removes any perception of competence and stability from the electorate.

Yup, this.

CoolCab posted:

They would have to be mad to let May run another election.

I'm a dumbass, but what's the Tory procedure for stuff like this? If May refuses to go, can they no-confidence her? And is it just their MPs who get a say?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

CoolCab posted:

They would have to be mad to let May run another election.

So you're saying May is running the next election then?

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!

Canterbury has been a constituency for nearly 700 years and has been Tory almost all of that (and never Labour)

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

bessantj posted:

You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.
"She lost because women are not natural leaders, especially against the testosterone levels of a beardman. It's rational science!" *slinks off to hug body pillow of Boris' Johnson*

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

So do you think the UNELECTABLE brigade will now don their ushankas and get into the cabinet?

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

Tesseraction posted:

So do you think the UNELECTABLE brigade will now don their ushankas and get into the cabinet?

Pictured: the 'cabinet'

Vitamin P
Nov 19, 2013

Truth is game rigging is more difficult than it looks pls stay ded
Went to bed at about half 4, wake up to this glorious little fillipup



On your way Burrows. Homophobic little prick that he was.

Wonderful morning comrades.

Pantsuit
Oct 28, 2013

Stoke South went Tory for the first time in 82 years so I now have a Tory MP for the first time in my life woah

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Junior G-man posted:

So how's tricks this morning?
Big respect to the rest of the saboteurs May was apparently powerless to crush.

I am already shook about next time not being this easy.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Barry Foster posted:

Yup, this.


I'm a dumbass, but what's the Tory procedure for stuff like this? If May refuses to go, can they no-confidence her? And is it just their MPs who get a say?

Either she can quit, or if 15% of the MPs write to the 1922 Committee they can trigger a leadership vote. Then anyone can stick their oar in and you get progressive rounds of MPs voting until there's only two candidates left, at which point it goes to the membership.

Interestingly if it's the second option, May is barred from standing.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pantsuit posted:

Stoke South went Tory for the first time in 82 years so I now have a Tory MP for the first time in my life woah

jack brereton is a tory mp??

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Dunbartonshire West went from a 15,000-strong SNP lead to being an SNP/Lab marginal.

So if the Tory/DUP coalition falls apart (spoilers: it will) and we vote again, I am absolutely voting Labour.

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

jBrereton posted:

Big respect to the rest of the saboteurs May was apparently powerless to crush.

I am already shook about next time not being this easy.

Don't you have better things to be doing now you're an MP?

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking.

Dolash
Oct 23, 2008

aNYWAY,
tHAT'S REALLY ALL THERE IS,
tO REPORT ON THE SUBJECT,
oF ME GETTING HURT,


Guavanaut posted:

"She lost because women are not natural leaders, especially against the testosterone levels of a beardman. It's rational science!" *slinks off to hug body pillow of Boris' Johnson*

I'm curious, who's best positioned to replace May right now? Because I'm no expert in British politics but from what I've seen of Boris Johnson an election against him in six months might be the ticket to Full Communism Now.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

jBrereton posted:

Big respect to the rest of the saboteurs May was apparently powerless to crush.

I am already shook about next time not being this easy.

congrats for your big stoke win lad

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Well, my constituency of Ealing Southall remains comfortably labour (+31k). It's been really lovely seeing the reaction of the thread to good news.

I don't think that the result is necessarily the death of centrism: I was broadly centrist before switching LD->Lab and remain so now. But the country's shifted so far to the right that voting for the leftest serious candidate feels like the best way to get back to a country that's a decent place for people to live in, and that's likely to be the case for a while. We need a decade or so of proper socialist policies and a few renationalisations to rebalance things.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Praseodymi posted:

Don't you have better things to be doing now you're an MP?
lmao did Jack Brereton win? I thought he got beat by Snell again.

Kaglicious
Mar 31, 2011
https://twitter.com/MarkUrban01/status/873101601950449664

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
I have a bad gut feeling that the DUP are mad and disciplined enough to prop up a Tory hellfucking for a long while so long as their special requirements in norn iron are looked after.

But all it takes is a couple of restive Tory backbenchers to kick up a fuss....

Antifa Poltergeist
Jun 3, 2004

"We're not laughing with you, we're laughing at you"



Good job uk youth.take the weekend off.then come back monday even angrier please tia.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Dolash posted:

I'm curious, who's best positioned to replace May right now? Because I'm no expert in British politics but from what I've seen of Boris Johnson an election against him in six months might be the ticket to Full Communism Now.

Johnson, probably Rudd. There's a rogue's gallery of misfits and weirdoes (Fox, Gove, Leadsom) who had a go last time and might be tempted again. Maybe Hammond. They're severely lacking in talent though, it's stunning how mediocre the top of the party is.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Captain Fargle posted:

You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking.

I don't think the issue is with the DUP, it's more MPs within the conservative party. Even with the DUP she only has a wafer thin majority, a few rebels or a by-election will gently caress her up.

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

Junior G-man posted:

So how's tricks this morning?

Colleague of mine (NHS analyst) has outed themselves as a 'small government flat taxer with opinions which wouldn't really be very popular who was annoyed that people consider her selfish' so I'm guessing she's full libertarian possibly UKIP.

Thankfully with these results I didn't get even slightly angry in the following discussion.

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



bessantj posted:

You know he'll just blame May because he's not wrong everyone else is wrong.

I was trawling for meltdowns and the Right had their excuses ready even before their defeat was certain:
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/872970320625401856

I expect Carl to blame uneducated youths and the equally uneducated GODDAM WOMAN Theresa May.

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004



I didn't know much about him before, only ever watched one video, but after reading what was posted about him in another thread "Carl of Sad" is a good description of him. The fact his fans see him as 'the only beacon of logic and truth in this sad menagerie' is also sad.

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Captain Fargle posted:

You guys really think a Tory/DUP coalition will collapse within a year? I like the idea of them falling apart completely but I'm having a hard time convincing myself it's not just wishful thinking.

Both parties are in a precarious position and want diametrically opposed things. It's that simple. They can not work together long term, because eventually both parties will have to serve their central interests or collapse. When that point comes, one side or the other is destroyed. The end.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Corrode posted:

Johnson, probably Rudd. There's a rogue's gallery of misfits and weirdoes (Fox, Gove, Leadsom) who had a go last time and might be tempted again. Maybe Hammond. They're severely lacking in talent though, it's stunning how mediocre the top of the party is.

rudd's seat is too risky for it

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Has anybody done the calculations on how the English Votes for English Laws is going to impact the tories in the commons? Obviously some of the Lab gains are in scotland too

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