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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Ghetto Prince
Sep 11, 2010

got to be mellow, y'all
So is Theresa May still trying to pretend this is all ok? What's her "majority" going to be ? Like one seat?

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


It's a reversal of the Conservative campaign ad from 2015 with Milliband in Salmond's pocket, only it's May in the pocket of an Orangeman.

Orangemen being huge Protestant sectarians and all around shitheads.

spectralent
Oct 1, 2014

Me and the boys poppin' down to the shops

deletebeepbeepbeep posted:

For someone who was asking about new MPs Lloyd Russell-Moyle is a proper good lad and would be fully behind Corbyn, they spoke together at a rally in Brighton before the last leadership election (Peter Kyle didn't turn up).

I was campaigning with him. He teared up when he was describing just how badly the recently-privatised ambulance servicemen have been treated; he's a genuinely great bloke.

Also now the election's over I can say we got no money from Labour HQ because they were throwing everything to our held seats so we didn't get wiped out. If this was the same around the country, then every marginal the group campaign has gained has been entirely down to their local MPs, activists, and local donors. When we kicked this off, we got a speech from our co-ordinator, who said "We haven't got any money. But, let's not get too down. We're socialists. We never have any money. We've got people. And our history is the history of people against money." and it was honestly a sentiment I was so happy to hear coming out of the mouth of a labour official.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Night10194 posted:

So, like, does Theresa May get knifed in a closet by the rest of the Tories now? Is that how party leadership shifts work?

Probably not until the summer break, unless she can't get a virtually empty Queen's speech approved, in which case Corbyn gets a chance to form something approaching a government (then attempt to call another election and win a majority)

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Ghetto Prince posted:

So is Theresa May still trying to pretend this is all ok? What's her "majority" going to be ? Like one seat?

1-3 depending on how Kensington swings finally.

UnlimitedSpessmans
Jul 31, 2015

Ghetto Prince posted:

So is Theresa May still trying to pretend this is all ok? What's her "majority" going to be ? Like one seat?

literally 1 seat.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?

Antti posted:

I've been trying to figure out a good joke out of this all morning.

Dup =Doop

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






Lads I'm at work is Corbyn king yet

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
Did Theresa discuss this deal with her MPs before going through with it? I can't help but feel that a lot of them are going to be unhappy about getting into bed with the political arm of the UDA.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Ghetto Prince posted:

So is Theresa May still trying to pretend this is all ok? What's her "majority" going to be ? Like one seat?

Yup, lol

Gorn Myson posted:

Lads I'm at work is Corbyn king yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzuKaTuk_lw

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

Gorn Myson posted:

Lads I'm at work is Corbyn king yet

King yes, PM no.

Halisnacks
Jul 18, 2009
Does "Conservative & Unionist Party" officially replace "me [Theresa May] and my team" in all statements about the Tory party?

Gorn Myson
Aug 8, 2007






What kind of socialist dog should Corbyn replace the corgis with

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010




Saw this earlier but I just want to say that I feel sorry for Corbyn. I mea, I'm sure he's justifiably proud and happy now, but how must he have felt before this? That one talk show lady basically said "EVERYONE HATES YOU." I'm sure he's used to to BS from right wingers and even Centrists but that's politics. These other media personalities with "polls" constantly saying not just politicians, but every citizen in the country thinks he's a piece of poo poo?

i couldn't handle that.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

NikkolasKing posted:

Saw this earlier but I just want to say that I feel sorry for Corbyn. I mea, I'm sure he's justifiably proud and happy now, but how must he have felt before this? That one talk show lady basically said "EVERYONE HATES YOU." I'm sure he's used to to BS from right wingers and even Centrists but that's politics. These other media personalities with "polls" constantly saying not just politicians, but every citizen in the country thinks he's a piece of poo poo?

i couldn't handle that.

The man is made of absolute steel. He's been putting up with this treatment his entire political career. He doesn't give a gently caress.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

NikkolasKing posted:

Saw this earlier but I just want to say that I feel sorry for Corbyn. I mea, I'm sure he's justifiably proud and happy now, but how must he have felt before this? That one talk show lady basically said "EVERYONE HATES YOU." I'm sure he's used to to BS from right wingers and even Centrists but that's politics. These other media personalities with "polls" constantly saying not just politicians, but every citizen in the country thinks he's a piece of poo poo?

i couldn't handle that.

He is a loving hero, as is Diane Abbott.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

NikkolasKing posted:

Saw this earlier but I just want to say that I feel sorry for Corbyn. I mea, I'm sure he's justifiably proud and happy now, but how must he have felt before this? That one talk show lady basically said "EVERYONE HATES YOU." I'm sure he's used to to BS from right wingers and even Centrists but that's politics. These other media personalities with "polls" constantly saying not just politicians, but every citizen in the country thinks he's a piece of poo poo?

i couldn't handle that.

He's well loving hard.

Like, absolute loving nails.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gorn Myson posted:

What kind of socialist dog should Corbyn replace the corgis with
A second cat

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
Ahahaha! I completely forgot you didn't have parties that required complete unity outside the partyroom. This will be a good government.

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Ahahaha! I completely forgot you didn't have parties that required complete unity outside the partyroom.

Well, the tories are the closest to that you'll get. I've been very jealous of their public lock-step these last two years.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

a pipe smoking dog posted:

Did Theresa discuss this deal with her MPs before going through with it? I can't help but feel that a lot of them are going to be unhappy about getting into bed with the political arm of the UDA.

She spent all morning at party HQ then number 10 doing damage control and scrambling something together.

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


NikkolasKing posted:

Saw this earlier but I just want to say that I feel sorry for Corbyn. I mea, I'm sure he's justifiably proud and happy now, but how must he have felt before this? That one talk show lady basically said "EVERYONE HATES YOU." I'm sure he's used to to BS from right wingers and even Centrists but that's politics. These other media personalities with "polls" constantly saying not just politicians, but every citizen in the country thinks he's a piece of poo poo?

i couldn't handle that.

He has jam. Jam cures all ills.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I am really loving sad that I never got to meet him when he visited boro because I could have shaken his hand and told him thankyou and the man is the kind of dude that the Greeks would write loving epics about. Absolute loving demigod of determination and grit.

Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction
Corbyn gets to have all his critics admit they were wrong. Living the dream

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Gort posted:

Well, the tories are the closest to that you'll get. I've been very jealous of their public lock-step these last two years.
*trump WRONG gif*

It's in the SNP constitution that you have to vote how the party says, and they do. Tories can get fractious.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
*wakes up, is still in this reality and is now sober enough to appreciate it*

HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY gently caress CORBS YOU LEGEND

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
This election proves left wing politics are still viable and as old crusty tories die out things can only get better imho

Chucat
Apr 14, 2006

Gort posted:

Well, the tories are the closest to that you'll get. I've been very jealous of their public lock-step these last two years.

Isn't Tory infighting the most beautiful thing ever when it actually happens though?

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Chucat posted:

Isn't Tory infighting the most beautiful thing ever when it actually happens though?

Just wait til BoJo shambles into battle against all the other great supine protoplasmic invertebrate jellies

CptAwesome
Nov 2, 2005

So best case scenario, May is forced into a clumsy and ineffective govt for the next few months before being forced to call an election and is swept away by a thirst for fully automated luxury gay space communism?

Praseodymi
Aug 26, 2010

OwlFancier posted:

He's well loving hard.

Like, absolute loving nails.

You could say he's a man of steel...

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Gort posted:

Their voters were split between Labour and SNP, and there was a lot of movement from SNP to Tory.

Voters can go from SNP to Tories in 2 years? That's certainly a thought process.

Jeherrin posted:

Because independence turns out to be pretty divisive, and the crash course is that the DUP hate the gays and the sex havers and the Catholics.

Wonderful

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Chucat posted:

Isn't Tory infighting the most beautiful thing ever when it actually happens though?

No party's bickering even approaches the hilarity of a proper Tory falling out.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

CptAwesome posted:

So best case scenario, May is forced into a clumsy and ineffective govt for the next few months before being forced to call an election and is swept away by a thirst for fully automated luxury gay space communism?

aye that's about best case for the tories right now lol

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

Chucat posted:

Isn't Tory infighting the most beautiful thing ever when it actually happens though?

Often it's over far too quickly, though. D'you remember when Cameron resigned and May became leader? That should have been a painful, grinding, long-drawn out civil war between the Leave and Remain arms of the party, but instead they had a new poo poo in place in about a week of behind-closed-doors infighting that Labour could only dream of.

(Though Osborne's been running a blinder since he gained a newspaper to spout his propaganda from)

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Praseodymi posted:

You could say he's a man of steel...

when you think about it, it's pretty ridiculous that you would change your name to that

The Hausu Usher
Feb 9, 2010

:spooky:
Screaming is the only useful thing that we can do.

Is Ruth Davidson seriously being touted as next Tory leader?

I'd be up for it, just to see the looks on the DUP's faces when she brings her girlfriend/wife across the pond for a cuppa.

She's a loving arse though, in all seriousness.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

CptAwesome posted:

So best case scenario, May is forced into a clumsy and ineffective govt for the next few months before being forced to call an election and is swept away by a thirst for fully automated luxury gay space communism?

Pretty much. Then progressive coalition pushes through proportional representation

Another possible upside of this result: Tories probably won't get their boundary changes that are definitely not gerrymandering through

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MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

spectralent posted:

I was campaigning with him. He teared up when he was describing just how badly the recently-privatised ambulance servicemen have been treated; he's a genuinely great bloke.

Also now the election's over I can say we got no money from Labour HQ because they were throwing everything to our held seats so we didn't get wiped out. If this was the same around the country, then every marginal the group campaign has gained has been entirely down to their local MPs, activists, and local donors. When we kicked this off, we got a speech from our co-ordinator, who said "We haven't got any money. But, let's not get too down. We're socialists. We never have any money. We've got people. And our history is the history of people against money." and it was honestly a sentiment I was so happy to hear coming out of the mouth of a labour official.

Yup. In Broxtowe we managed a 7% swing to Labour and only missed out knocking off Anna Soubry by about 650 votes. Up until the last week of the election we were getting messages telling us to go campaign in the 3 Nottingham seats which ended up with 5 digit majorities and were never labelled a key seat. The next election is going to be very interesting.

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