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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
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Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Mr. Flunchy posted:

So the Conservatives' unjustly earned aura of competence and (lol) stability has got to be pretty much gone now. In two years we've seen Cameron gently caress up the referendum and resign, May putting everyone through an unnecessary general election that she completely fumbled, Europe openly laughing at us just before Brexit negotiations start and the incoming tsunami of shite that this minority coalition government is going to cause.

If there's another election can't Labour just hammer the fact that the Tories are staggeringly incompetent at basically everything?

uh i think you'll find that Gordon Brown spent all the pounds

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jabby
Oct 27, 2010

There are just so many upsides to what happened. One of the biggest is going to be Labour MPs realising that courting the youth vote can work, and you actually don't need to fear negative headlines from the Mail and the Sun. Weakening the tabloid hold over politics and focusing minds on the young is going to be huge.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Guys

Guys guys guys

Can we talk about whats really important now its all over

How the gently caress do I get a fuckin sweet hammer and sickle plat icon to go with my corbyn happening avatar that I'm gonna buy?

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
I don't usually give a poo poo about exchange rates as any kind of indicator, but I like that the FX markets really didn't react all that much.

Given the confidence rally after the election was called it's funny that May managed to come across as such a complete lunatic that even the ultimate mercenary opinion seems to be that weak instability isn't any worse than her being in complete control.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Random Integer posted:

The barrels were actually full of knives.

"And the night of the long knives?"
"Cats taped together."

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Knifegrab posted:

I guess though we do sometimes say the party has someone in their crosshairs? But drat you guys love your knife analogies.

In your head are they daggers? Dinner knives? I mean I gotta know Britania

Just long ones.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

OwlFancier posted:

If you're Scottish, twin edged, not too long.

English, about a cubit long, double edged.

for the longest time I thought a "double edged sword" was some kind of Darth Maul poo poo where the handle was also a sword or something

see, you also cut your hand while you use it to cut other people, so it hurts both of you and- shut up this totally makes sense as a concept

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

peanut- posted:

I don't usually give a poo poo about exchange rates as any kind of indicator, but I like that the FX markets really didn't react all that much.

Given the confidence rally after the election was called it's funny that May managed to come across as such a complete lunatic that even the ultimate mercenary opinion seems to be that weak instability isn't any worse than her being in complete control.

BBC desperately tried to play a drop in sterling 'to slightly more than at the start of April' as a plummetting crash

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Knifegrab posted:

I guess though we do sometimes say the party has someone in their crosshairs? But drat you guys love your knife analogies.

In your head are they daggers? Dinner knives? I mean I gotta know Britania

BoJo and Rees-Mogg have a selection of elegant silver-handled daggers discreetly presented to them by servants.

"Shall sir be aiming for the kidneys or spinal column today?"

"Oh Pogsworth, I can't decide. It all looks so appetising."

Amber Rudd just flies at her with a massive kitchen knife.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Angepain posted:

for the longest time I thought a "double edged sword" was some kind of Darth Maul poo poo where the handle was also a sword or something

see, you also cut your hand while you use it to cut other people, so it hurts both of you and- shut up this totally makes sense as a concept

If it helps, it makes more sense than the real analogy where it doesn't hurt you.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Angepain posted:

for the longest time I thought a "double edged sword" was some kind of Darth Maul poo poo where the handle was also a sword or something

see, you also cut your hand while you use it to cut other people, so it hurts both of you and- shut up this totally makes sense as a concept

Yeah that metaphor doesn't make a lot of sense especially as a sword is sort of defined by being double edged in some ways because otherwise what you have is just a very big knife, according to the Germans.

Also I cocked it up, seaxes are single edged normally.

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




https://twitter.com/JohnSimpsonNews/status/873204898548109312

:keke:

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013


Whaddaya know, turns out kids don't read dumb papers.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

jabby posted:

There are just so many upsides to what happened. One of the biggest is going to be Labour MPs realising that courting the youth vote can work, and you actually don't need to fear negative headlines from the Mail and the Sun. Weakening the tabloid hold over politics and focusing minds on the young is going to be huge.
I think it could have a lasting effect too. Young people have tasted smug Tory blood and may be out to get it again next time.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I heard Murdoch stormed out of something when he saw the result.

e:Yeah here's an article about it.

https://www.joe.co.uk/news/rupert-murdoch-has-apparently-stormed-out-of-a-party-in-a-huff-over-the-general-election-results-128814

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Is itbsafe to say corbyn is the left trump


Remeber when i said may would concede a colitiom to actual nazis? Here it is. The dup supported a nazi occupation in 1945.

Not Operator
Jan 1, 2009

Not A doctor, THE Doctor!

OwlFancier posted:

Whaddaya know, turns out kids don't read dumb papers.

Future elections will be decided by listicles.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

LeoMarr posted:

Is itbsafe to say corbyn is the left trump

Possibly, except, you know, he isnt a giant poo poo

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Zero Gravitas posted:

Guys

Guys guys guys

Can we talk about whats really important now its all over

How the gently caress do I get a fuckin sweet hammer and sickle plat icon to go with my corbyn happening avatar that I'm gonna buy?
Use this

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Zero Gravitas posted:

Possibly, except, you know, he isnt a giant poo poo

And is also actually very smart and considered and the polar opposite of trump in every way?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
I guess you could say he's not like Trump at all. In fact he didn't even beat the arrogant lady who thought she'd win the election without trying.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004





Arent they all owned by a racist rear end in a top hat?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

OwlFancier posted:

And is also actually very smart and considered and the polar opposite of trump in every way?
Other than wanting to bring back coal to britaib?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Furnaceface posted:

Arent they all owned by a racist rear end in a top hat?

Yes. His name is Rupert Murdoch.

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE
Old tories will increasingly die out and the party has consistently legislated to benefit old people at the expense of the young. It's going to be a very hard sell to win around the generation that just swung this election, especially as they can't rely on cold war indoctrination to scaremonger some votes.

Also, I think New Labour's early policy of increasing access to higher education has come to fruition, just not in the way they maybe expected.

Irony Be My Shield
Jul 29, 2012

They're not very similar. Corbyn has fought tirelessly for what he believes in for decades as a politician, while Trump had zero political experience.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Heyoooo

https://twitter.com/KayBurley/status/873215956998381573

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

LeoMarr posted:

Other than wanting to bring back coal to britaib?

Seems an odd policy for Trump to support.

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Well, the Express is Richard Desmond. The other two are Murdoch.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Seems an odd policy for Trump to support.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pol...ity-sector.html

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:
has Kensington been called yet?

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Irony Be My Shield posted:

I think it could have a lasting effect too. Young people have tasted smug Tory blood and may be out to get it again next time.

it's delicious and nutritious!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/873229087686492160

Henry Black
Jun 27, 2004

If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.
Fun Shoe

qhat posted:

Well, the Express is Richard Desmond. The other two are Murdoch.

The Sun is News UK/Murdoch, the Mail is the DGMT and Rothermere

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Angepain posted:

it's delicious and nutritious!

I can't imagine it won't contain demons though.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


What are the policies on which there is a serious divide between Conservatives and DUP?

qhat
Jul 6, 2015


Henry Black posted:

The Sun is News UK/Murdoch, the Mail is the DGMT and Rothermere

Well poo poo, I presumed the mail was Murdoch's The Sun for middle class pricks.

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

:drat:

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
How much turnover was there in the anti-Corbyn elements of the PLP? It's one thing to show your plan for the party will yield results, but other than craven political opportunism, is he going to be spending the time until the next election pushing them uphill or did he expand his support base?

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Tsaedje posted:

Also, I think New Labour's early policy of increasing access to higher education has come to fruition, just not in the way they maybe expected.

For all the poo poo I give them, growing up in a society that drilled integration and multiculturalism into me from a young age sure as gently caress lays the groundwork for making you an internationalist commie :v:

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