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What is the best flav... you all know what this question is:
This poll is closed.
Labour 907 49.92%
Theresa May Team (Conservative) 48 2.64%
Liberal Democrats 31 1.71%
UKIP 13 0.72%
Plaid Cymru 25 1.38%
Green 22 1.21%
Scottish Socialist Party 12 0.66%
Scottish Conservative Party 1 0.06%
Scottish National Party 59 3.25%
Some Kind of Irish Unionist 4 0.22%
Alliance / Irish Nonsectarian 3 0.17%
Some Kind of Irish Nationalist 36 1.98%
Misc. Far Left Trots 35 1.93%
Misc. Far Right Fash 8 0.44%
Monster Raving Loony 49 2.70%
Space Navies Party 39 2.15%
Independent / Single Issue 2 0.11%
Can't Vote 188 10.35%
Won't Vote 8 0.44%
Spoiled Ballot 15 0.83%
Pissflaps 312 17.17%
Total: 1817 votes
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Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari


Miftan posted:

Mods when are we all getting Corbyn gang tags? Also red and black flags for the UKMT anarchist division. Tyvm

I think somebody needs to make the gangtags first

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

So are they saying that giving the Unionists a role somehow breaks that agreement?

More giving the Tories a role breaks the agreement.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

Boing posted:

How would a Tory-DUP coalition undermine the terms of the Good Friday Agreement?

Because it means that the British government, which in theory ought to be neutral, is now entirely on the side of the DUP. Sinn Fein is not going to like that one bit, and that makes the whole agreement more shaky, which is bad.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I can't believe Big Jez is bringing back British Rail, British Leyland, the Troubles, and Amiga.

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Boing posted:

How would a Tory-DUP coalition undermine the terms of the Good Friday Agreement?

By giving one side power in government, giving them an unequal say over Northern Irish issues. One of the weirdnesses of Stormont is that it's designed to insure power sharing between the Unionists and Republicans.

This is especially bad because Stormont has collapsed recently due to DUP fuckery, so there's talk of Westminster rule being brought back in the interim. Having the DUP in power while that happens would be cassus loving belli.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Thanks Ants posted:

I think somebody needs to make the gangtags first

poo poo, do we have any regulars with artistic talent? Maybe put a jar (var) of jam in it?

CestMoi
Sep 16, 2011

Maybe take that Sinn Fein tweet with a lot of salt cos the guy followed it up with this
https://twitter.com/frankcottrell_b/status/873272280868147204

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Theresa May restarting the troubles purely to cling onto a figleaf of power.

I hope she stays on as the leader of the Tories forever. Just let these cunts decimate themselves.

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009
Yeah, the impact of a MAYDUP government on power sharing has the potential to be really, really bad. The only resolution I can see is for May to appoint a NI secretary from outside the Conservative party so they can be seen as independent, but even if she were willing to eat that crow it's going to be a tough job to recruit for.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

NRVNQSR posted:

Yeah, the impact of a MAYDUP government

I like this so im going to steal it

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
what's the absolute boy in irish

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

So she basically picked the absolute worst possible coalition partner in every way?

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

The Americans seem to need to learn what Wikipedia is

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound
I thought the IRA disarmed?

Skinty McEdger
Mar 9, 2008

I have NEVER received the respect I deserve as the leader and founder of The Masterflock, the internet's largest and oldest Christopher Masterpiece fan group in all of history, and I DEMAND that changes. From now on, you will respect Skinty McEdger!

Night10194 posted:

So she basically picked the absolute worst possible coalition partner in every way?

You could say that, but at this point May would probably take it as a challenge.

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

CestMoi posted:

Maybe take that Sinn Fein tweet with a lot of salt cos the guy followed it up with this
https://twitter.com/frankcottrell_b/status/873272280868147204

I don't think we need to, because official statement or not, it's pretty loving obvious that Sinn Fein are going to be extremely unhappy that the DUP has the government bent over the barrel.

EDIT: And doubly so if direct rule is imposed.

Cerebral Bore fucked around with this message at 21:49 on Jun 9, 2017

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG
Mar 2, 2005



Namtab posted:

The Americans seem to need to learn what Wikipedia is

any wikipedia article will be filled with terms, words, and acronyms that nobody but a brit would understand

NRVNQSR
Mar 1, 2009

Zero Gravitas posted:

I like this so im going to steal it

I actually stole it from someone earlier in the thread. But hey, that's progressivism for you.

edit: For posterity:

Trin Tragula posted:

In line with the renaming of the Conservative Party to "Theresa May and her Team", I move that this new government be known as the "Maydup Government" :rimshot:

NRVNQSR fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Jun 9, 2017

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I thought the IRA disarmed?

If you truly think this I have a bridge to sell you

Thanks Ants
May 21, 2004

#essereFerrari



:eyepop:

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Kurtofan posted:

what's the absolute boy in irish

an buachaill absalóideach

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

NRVNQSR posted:

Yeah, the impact of a MAYDUP government on power sharing has the potential to be really, really bad. The only resolution I can see is for May to appoint a NI secretary from outside the Conservative party so they can be seen as independent, but even if she were willing to eat that crow it's going to be a tough job to recruit for.

It's cool, I'm sure the DUP would be happy to put someone up for the job :downs:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Zero Gravitas posted:

If you truly think this I have a bridge to sell you
Is that where the guns are buried?

Random Integer
Oct 7, 2010

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I thought the IRA disarmed?

Violence does not require arms and any sufficiently motivated group can gain arms given time.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Zero Gravitas posted:

If you truly think this I have a bridge to sell you

a bridge to scotland?

Hoops
Aug 19, 2005


A Black Mark For Retarded Posting

Night10194 posted:

So she basically picked the absolute worst possible coalition partner in every way?
For this week, yes. You will basically never hear about the DUP in the news again after the next few weeks, so they might end up being a great choice for the Tories as it gets them a government that is pretty much 100% Conservative Party in the eyes of the public without having to actually win the seats.

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
I'm watching this half an hour behind so apologies if this has been posted but Oakeshott is a stupid dick.

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Absolutely this. After reading those replies to Owen's thing. Don't let any centrist gently caress get anywhere near any amount of power ever again. Destroy them. It's the only hope.

Kinda wish we purged the conservatives and the alt-right instead

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Zero Gravitas posted:

Watch.

https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/873188501990371330

Now bear in mind that the IRA (Sinn Fein side) set off 1.5 tonnes of semtex in the middle of a city just because the UK government were stalling negotiations.

IRA aint nothing to gently caress with.... and yet...

So basically May is willing to spark a potential bloodbath to hold on to even the most tenuous scraps of power.

Peak Tory.

Plasmafountain
Jun 17, 2008

Guavanaut posted:

Is that where the guns are buried?

Fock off, coppahh

Sulphagnist
Oct 10, 2006

WARNING! INTRUDERS DETECTED

Hoops posted:

For this week, yes. You will basically never hear about the DUP in the news again after the next few weeks, so they might end up being a great choice for the Tories as it gets them a government that is pretty much 100% Conservative Party in the eyes of the public without having to actually win the seats.

At least until the GFA is thrown in the bin and the first bombs go off

Murderion
Oct 4, 2009

2019. New York is in ruins. The global economy is spiralling. Cyborgs rule over poisoned wastes.

The only time that's left is
FUN TIME

Skinty McEdger posted:

You could say that, but at this point May would probably take it as a challenge.

Theresa May invents concept of Parliamentary Futures, tries to win votes through margin trading on hypothetical future MPs.

Bitcoin is somehow involved.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Captain Gordon posted:

Kinda wish we purged the conservatives and the alt-right instead

Nah, you know where you stand with those dickheads. Centrists are the worst.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Kurtofan posted:

what's the absolute boy in irish

"yer man"

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Namtab posted:

The Americans seem to need to learn what Wikipedia is

Sorry folks, you have to realize that our entire knowledge of Ireland over here comes from Frosted Lucky Charms cereal boxes and "Paddy's Pub" on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Do the Tories have any other options? The Lib Dems surely don't want to get into making a deal with The Brexit Party. I doubt Plaid are going to be particularly up for it either.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Random Integer posted:

Violence does not require arms and any sufficiently motivated group can gain arms given time.

No time required - while PIRA disarmed various splinter groups definitely didn't. They may not be able to get their hands on ANFO by the ton any more but I'm willing to bet there's still a few hundred kilos of Semtex buried in various fields around Armagh that the owners will be willing to share.

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

I thought the IRA disarmed?

Something tells me it wouldn't be particularly difficult to re-arm.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Sorry folks, you have to realize that our entire knowledge of Ireland over here comes from Frosted Lucky Charms cereal boxes and "Paddy's Pub" on Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Frank Reynolds supports Corbyn

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WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)
What if the DUP as part of the deal, just don't take their seats?

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